red: you never have to pee or poop again, and you are guaranteed never to vomit againyou can eat and drink normally, and it all just magically disappearsgreen: you trade bodies with republican strategist and prominent Florida jewish lady, laura loomer, you have your old memories and personality, but look like she does now
Red for sure. I have IBS-D and a strong gag reflex that makes me almost vomit every time I brush my teeth.
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>>43273291ibs isn't real, it means doctors can't find anything wrong with you but you won't stop complainingyou might have an unresolved infection in your stomach or small intestine/ you have gone to shitty doctors who don't care enough to help you (been there)
>>43273282Red this isn't even a dilemmaThis is like would you rather eat shit or a delicious steak?
>>43273282why would anyone pick greenshe doesn't have the political capital to use the opportunity for altruism
>>43273315I've had cameras stuck up my butt, down my throat, done copious amounts of bloodwork, trialed several medications, low-FODMAP diet, and nothing works. Physically, I'm perfectly healthy. Can't stop almost shitting myself on the daily though.
>>43273282Red is such a hard fucking choice to make but only for me and for the most retarded reasons. I anamaxx so not being able to vomit would be ruinous BUT never pissing or shitting would be great since both feel very gross and i don't like feeling full.
>>43273332there's plenty of other things that could be wrong and I suspect much of "ibs" is unresolved pathogenic infections and doctoral reluctance to use antibiotics and antivirals to treat the gutthey just do the tests that make money they don't systematically follow what makes sense>>43273325because they actually care about becoming a real woman and would do whatever it takes
>>43273304That's a yikes from me.
>>43273370There's nothing less real than possessing someone else's body.
>>43273370I've already nuked my gut with antibiotics to no avail
>>43273415could be viral, parasitic, a different kind of bacteria, you need a better doctor, enjoy your fake disease and exaggerated symptoms for attention in the meanwhileI got great relief from xifaxanturns out I borked my intestinal fauna from high dose multi-year sedative pill use and nobody could figure it out
>>43273282red, easilylol
>>43273450>enjoy your fake disease and exaggerated symptoms for attention in the meanwhileliterally what, who says they have IBS for attention, you're weirdly fixated on this
>>43273793saying you are suffering is intended to induce a sympathetic reaction, people are supposed to take pity on you and be nicer to you because you are afflicteddiagnoses of exclusion are commonly abused for social clout
>>43273816I never said I was suffering, I said I had it because it was directly relevant to the prompt. I have no idea what your problem is.
>>43273896you enjoy daily diarrhea?I got food poisoning and it inspired this thread. I think it is rotavirus because my poop and my vomit both stink of sulfur, which I can never remember happening before and is apparently characteristic of rotavirus. Its mostly better now. Apparently most humans have had it before so we have some immunity. Still vomited twice and pooped like 9 times. At least my body woke me up before vomiting so I wouldn't choke on it - useful feature.
>>43273816You might be quite literally mentally retarded.
>>43273282i HATE vomiting but i have a piss kink...id also kms before swapping bodies with laura loomer and i dont want her posting schizo shit on my accounts so tough choice
>>43273982i hate vomiting, pissing, and shitting, I hate all of them and want to never do any of them againbody, let me beI also have excessive thirst so I'm constantly drinking water too
>>43273282hell no. what if satan still thinks shes in her body and comes after my ass for what SHE owes. absolutely the fuck no.
>>43273982>i dont want her posting schizo shit on my accounts so tough choicelmao
>>43273282red, red without a doubt. jfcI don't want to look like the Saw puppet...
>>43273282Red: free puppies for everyone forever Green you go to hell for the rest of your lifeWhat kind of retarded question is that what the fuck lol I would rather look like the jon I am for the rest of my life then that miserable loser
>>43273282Red. Now I don't have to prep when I bottom.
>>43274109>spooky loomer hell dream>Genghis Khan>Jeffrey Dahmer>Hitler>Laura Loomer!
>>43273282redsplendid
>>43273325>why would anyone pick greencause taking a shit feels good
>>43273370>reluctance to use antibioticsnope, that's just not true
>>43273282Green but ONLY because it would be really fucking funny to make her wake up in a 6'0 tranny body
>>43278826Off my board scatfag.
>>43273282Red. Going to the bathroom is annoying.
