>>43274164
>>43276287looks like my cousin, would top
faeries cant be muslim stupid!
Let's get the hrt titties posted then fellas. Mine are C cup and ravishing.
So...anyone have any fun weekend plans?
>>43276306faeries are just a kind of jinn and jinn can be muslkms
>>43276324Gala then house party on Saturday. Hosting my easter brunch Sunday. You?
the quran covered this you’d know that if you were old enough to read
>>43276349the met gala is this week? that's cool. i'll watch some videos on that. otherwise i don't have JACK SHIT going on. other than cleaning the inside of my car because i'm going to start dating again and it's going to be embarrassing letting guys see that whole mess. i was waiting until it was warm to do it and by hell it's warm
The truth of the Quran or core-an is to become hardcore anorexic
>>43276343No thats not true because fairies are real and jinn are made up
>>43276378Lol no just a local gala for the who's who mucky mucks for my 120k city. I work at a big company and i get the pity invites to stuff when execs are busy/dont wanna go. Open bar so cant have a bad time. Party after is for a bunch of 40 something divorcées so cant have a good time. My friend wants more female friends and she wants a wingman so here we are. Gotta detail my car too. About that time of year. Good luck dating. My plan is to buy a foreign nurse and keep him financially dependent on me once I'm old. Alienate him from his family. Maybe cripple him a bit so he can't leave. Get him hooked on some rare drug only I can provide. Idk. I got 60 more years to brainstorm.
>>43276463so you’re -41 right now?
>>43276517Feels that way sometimes
I died with youI wear your clothes to be more like youYour eyes still sparkle in my mind though you are gone
>>43276324Fisting party at the Ram Rod this weekend, I'm so hyped. Last time i punched Randy Terry's colon so hard it splattered like a water balloon.
tomorrow hr wants me to take a test to see if i can be promoted. but i work a physical job and i'm gonna have to bring a washcloth and a whole set of clothes so i'm not next to this hr dude for who knows how long, with a damp taint and pits that are out to flood the nile
Left looking for his right
texted father dearest to see if he wanted me to visit this weekendstill no responsesad >>43276704junji ito orange
>>43276761He has to make sure he has enough viagra left. You wear out dadde dick on your visits.
>>43276782
GAY COCK AND HOLE!FUCKING SUCKING!SLURPING BURPING!AH OOH YEH
Opening tabs of porn but don't wanna jerk off. Been a few days. I'm at 60 tabs open. It's like tending a crop. I go and refresh once a day and harvest the ones that titillate. One of these days I'll get to them but who has the time?!?!
thinking about legs
>>43277010type shit
https://litter.catbox.moe/wpl928.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/q0r93q.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/2b3w21.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/x9ib0r.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/78fygq.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/3pd2aa.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/cyd1mj.jpgChaos in the Dark Night
>>43276287every time i tap this thread there's always some talk about muslims. is there a bottom here that fetishizes hairy muslim men or what
Hiii good evening <3
how do you cope with having been sexually abused/assaulted by other men to the point that you don't feel safe with just men around, especially one on one, even if it's someone you should be able to trustand how do you even date like that
>>43277217if you’re that raped why does one more matter
https://voca.ro/1mMqyix6G30K
fuck me it's midnight already
>>43277217Why would rape make you feel unsafe i was raped and I never felt unsafe just like awww shucks I didnt want this but now its happened
>>43277193Once a really handsome homeless guy said >good evening To me
>>43277217compulsively push them away despite being desperate for affection it works for me
>>43277224:|>>43277270yeah bpd sucks lol
Down on my KNEES like an ANGELS PRAYER Madonna said that
>>43277238https://voca.ro/1lT74Ogp5fTI
>>43277331OH MAI GAWD PREET?? KASH?? HOW DID YOU KNOW I POST HERE
Good morning sirs!
>>43277383https://voca.ro/1al0T9lIVBKK
billy idol voice: it's a nice day for a... gay penis
>>43277494I’m on a bus on a psychedelic trip reading murder books trying to stay hipI’m thinkin of you but you’re out there soSay you’re prayersSay you’re prayersSay you’re prayers
Well this is the pink outfit I said was cuter the other thread. I had fun. We just talk about our latest trips and my friends put me up with gossip about my old classmates. Well one person did because a friend and I hated everyone there and we never talked to them after graduating. I ordered a Hugo cocktail but that shit was massive I even got a bit tipsy. Idk if I'm geriatric now or if a medicine im taking affects alcohol consumption like most anti depressants do.The Uber drive was actually cute. He was like in his 20 and he had a very cute boyish haircut. Curtain bangs. Not like we talk or anything. Just the regular hello and goodbye. All of my outfit is from Madrid except for 2 things lol
>>43277625That is so adorable sammy you look cute as fuck
>>43277625We should have like a fit friday where we post our outfits
>>43277669That would make this gen almost enjoyable tho. Can't have that
It's very lame trying to squeeze gayness out of every media you like and I don't understand why people do it. The fanmade porn is fine but the headcanons and overanalyzing every interaction trying to get something gay out of it just seems embarrassing. It just wasn't made for fags and that's fine. Who cares? Why fight about it or for it?
>>43277634The pants are a little lesbian-y. Like half the size would still be stylishly baggy but that's just ridiculous. Top plus the bag are cute. Better than his red number from last week or whatever
>>43277625HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WEAR THAT?? LMAO HE THINKS HES FIVE YEARS OLD LOL HE DRESSES LIKE A LITTLE BOY LMAOOOO
>>43277708Yeah but gaybaiting is real plus if they're hot they're gay
>>43277711I think it looks playful on him. Like pajamas. And it's cool to see a guy who's not afraid to wear pink without looking really cringe about it.
Stinky fatty stools
https://voca.ro/19FxgAMAP70D
>>43277634Aww thanks <3>>43277669That would be super fun to be honest. I guess /fa/ already have threads for that but they aren't gay guys sharing their outfits>>43277680I mean. Have you seen threads on /fa/? A thread can become not enjoyable very quickly even if it has a really nice premise like sharing outfits>>43277718I mean. Europeans are dressing like this, and I would trust European fags on fashion compared to a pozz Canadian
>>43277775Trust me i am not jealous I would not be caught dead in those clothes...
>>43277755It's too much. Esp in motion. Half the size would still be baggy without losing all dimension and swallowing him up. And yeah the top is nice I might get one myself. Ideally one without lettering
Samael is like a pedophile and it shows because he is dressing like who he wants to fuck... remember that guy who say samael was in a hotel with a 14 year old... well I trust him
>>43276573Good luck anon. Do you know if it's just a personality / aptitude thing or is it skills based?Also I wouldn't worry too much about the hr guy judging you for being sweaty and blue collar. Men in HR are like men in nursing; predominantly gay. He will probably be impressed by the masculine proof of your hard labor.
Trust me samael has not had half as much fun in his life then I have... he simply visits areas and eats hes a usless eater he has never tasted the things I have or his life is not comparable to mine
>>43277809He's brown tho. Their AOC is like 9 typically. I applaud him for waiting until the kid graduated middle school. Must have taken a lot of self-control.
>>43277809Maybe because that guy is you, you fucking schizoid
>>43277789https://voca.ro/1cgmYjTmBYCQ
>>43277836Yeah I have only travaled the world. No crazy sex escapades or drugs. The only times I did anything resembling a drug was when a friend gave me a weed brownie
>>43277836>>43277856I dont do drugs >.< ive only ever done weed
https://voca.ro/18vWq4ri72gz
i have never done an illicit drug in my life...
>>43277841https://voca.ro/1b85kZAOhwZr
>>43277887Well weed is legal in the USA. Would you count that as illicit if someone did it in a place where it is illegal
>>43277887Mushrooms and acid/LSD as well as ecstasy/mdma/molly are absolutely worth trying and generally less dangerous than alcohol unless you are predisposed to being schizo
GorlTea
>>43277937Its not my fault I looked like this its because im schizophrenic and my schizophrenia meds cause FATNESS and BALDING and so I am FAT BODIED and dont be FATPHOBIC you can be STUNNING at any size and I MOGG samael because I am pleasantly plump and CONFIDENT samael could never have three south asian men at the same time...
might as well brag about being gangbanged by mongrel strays
>>43277916it's illegal here so yeah i guess>>43277934i wanna try mushrooms and apparently psilocybes grow readily nearby when it gets colder but yknowi could also just throw up and die in the forest from eating some bad shit
>>43277986they’re pretty easy to grow
Serve
>>43277901https://voca.ro/12zJrkkZAtbh
>>43277968I actually was raped by a pack of bull mastiff and the alpha of the pack got me boy preggerz with puppies :(
>>43277986Be very careful about mushrooms you find in the wild. There are lots of poisonous ones that look really similar to the good ones. If you live in the US it's legal to buy spores (in most states) that you can use to grow the mushrooms which is how everyone I've known that has had them has done it.
AAAAAAAA I WAS HAVING A SHIT AND THERES ALL THESE WORMS IN MY TURD
>>43278022https://voca.ro/175iywrIwh7F
>>43278062If you get out a microscope and examine them the worms are wearing little yellow turbans
Gay men getting a vasectomy
>>43278139Samael should get a vasectomy so we know he never has any vermin babies
>>43278145he has a genetic disease that made him infertile
Ngl I would love to play like a swarm master dnd character with a swarm made of rats. But sadly they are a half caster and I only like full casters.The vermin God was also a very cool scp. I could have probably play a witch doctor or a blighted druid in Pathfinder wrath of the righteous but I also love religious characters so I went with oracle
what counts as a post being "extremely low quality"?
>>43278211>>43278205
>>43278199Guys with cystic fibrosis are not infertile. Is just that the cum is normally way too thick but most produce viable sperm so they can become father's with in vitro fertilization.Also my doctor wanted to make me take that test to be sure if my sperm could get a woman pregnant or not and I assured him I did not have to take that test. He told me like 5 times "even if you don't have a girlfriend what if you get one in the future" and I was like trust me. I do not need it.
>>43278228i'm a doctor, you should show me your hairy penis
>>43278228Thank god you are not passing down your shitty genes to make more burdens on the medical system
>>43278238You know if I decided to reproduce with a woman that has 2 dominant non cystic fibrosis genes I would have 0% chance of having children with cystic fibrosis right? Probably not because you're retarded but still.
>>43278236That's not how fertitility test work. You need to milk me first duh
howling mutant doxxed, turns out to be a tall well adjusted nordic chad, his only sin being ginger, another victory for chuds and racists
>>43278257He's just like me
>>43278256ok sit on my penis while i milk out your sample
>>43278252Yes but you would pass down the recessive gene retard and then your descendants would make more retards like you with stinky fatty stools so your best bet is to just not reproduce for the good of your species
>>43278257I have no idea who that person is and just being tall and well adjusted sound like a really boring thing to be
>>43278265tbqh i wanted to see an absolute gandolfinian ogre, the crudeness will forever feel illusory now, still one of the funniest guys on twt but -10% now so
>>43278272Not really if my descendant married another person with 0 recessive genes. Even if they didn't there would be 25% that their children wouldn't have the receive genes. Both of my parents have receive genes an no one in their families have had cystic fibrosis. You really are just jelous that I was born with cystic fibrosis of no fault of my own and you got hiv because of your awful life choices
>>43278277I have no idea who he is but I'm gonna check him out now. Why did they doxx him, because he's not woke?
>>43278274ok thanks cuz we wuz all wonderin
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>>43278305trvke
>>43278302yeah hes one of the main rw guys on twt, got doxxed by some skinnyfat balding s@y jew
>>43278317You what pisses me off? Jews can behave like actual Nazis, committing genocide and war crimes that 80% of world jewry supports with their finances or approval, and then they crush some guy from twitter for asking to not be replaced with immigrants and hostile invaders. Hate them so much bro.
>>43278332ok nigger wasnt an invitation to israel derangement syndrome post at me
>>43278336You will never learn. Spiritual boomer.
>>43278304Why are you replying to me like that? I'm not black and even if I were I don't speak in ebonics.
>>43278359oh you aren't black and don't talk ebonics? thanks for telling us cuz we wuz all wonderin
>>43278372You're welcome. It is funny how you seem to act all superior when type like a fucking autistic retard
>>43278390Its been sad watching him mentally deteriorate, taking no joy in anything but spreading misery like others here, and then be genuinely puzzled when he gets his desired reaction, annoyed even.
>>43277778>>43277625looking like a raped mexican midget undergoing a humilation ritual telling me i have a superiority thing because i mocked him for replying to something he has no idea about because he thinks this is his ask fmget a fucking grip you overgrown fungi spore
>>43278228tell us more about your extra thick cum, in detail please.
>>43278399i dont take hostages
I will always love gay fags even if i can't have them
>>43278430poonard
Pooja, what is this behaviour?
ruh roh, boner alert
>>43278437idc some poons look like hot guys haha x
>>43278488but when I say this about fine asf lightskin niggas i become the public enemy
>>43278496I find it distasteful yes. Where do you see these hot assed mulattos hm? Not in Poland that's for sure.
>>43278507internet nigga
>>43278509Exactly and you don't see them irl and how bad they are and that's why you can find them attractive. Like Polish femboys are probably huge cunts irl but idk any so i idealize them.
>>43278521ok whatever modesto redwood apartments something something i abjure you
>>43278532Fat ugly pig with autism. I'm glad Holden used you up and now you're a used up hag.
the girls are fightingggggg
lol spell worked
>>43278558I'd rather here from his rapist. That's who i feel sorry for. Bro looking like space alien Mexican.
>>43278568samael stray
>>43278581You're the meanest tranny I've ever met. Tranny hitler
I am pleasantly plump
God good thing I went to play baldur's gate 3 instead. This retarded mongoloid that likes to larp as a Aryan or something really went of the deep end. Bro is as Aryan as the japs and not even that because he isn't even honorary Lmao
>>43278613why are you projecting your perceived inferiorities im a proud retarded slav monkey
>>43278564so much work and effort to still be a 4
>>43278613Slavs were built for ozempic.
Polish scum?
>>43278623Only if it is an overdose
>>43278635Is this you? Mogs the cezary monster>>43278637Let's all pray Samantha.
Shiza being a slav and this Leify being a slav just shows why nobody likes them in Europe God.
>>43278645>Shiza and this Leifywho's gonna tell her
plus id never subscribe to the aryan shit, hitler was a swarthy retard obsessed with proto jeets, its about the nordics if anything but the nords are raped rn so whos laughing now>>43278645ay caramba you must be faster on the upkeep pistolero!
>>43278643No it's a polish edgelord that murdered his family
>>43278649OH that was her "femoid" rebrand? . Honestly I don't keep up. I don't get how taking estrogen made her change her trip. But whatever. She he never look like a woman. He hardly look like a man. Just a ball of lard. Why is is always the morbidly obese going schizo. And insulting other people. Heart attacks can't come fast enough God
"edgelord" and it's just a mentally ill retard who will spend the rest of his life in the loony bin
>>43278651>hitler was a swarthy retard obsessed with proto jeetsThe racial analysts were guys like Heinrich Himmler, Alfred Rosenberg, Eugen Fischer , Ernst Rüdin, and Walter Darre. You're a potato head pole who never read about it.
>>43278656Ah that's too bad. The only man who might have dated shiza.
>>43278661worry about your fungi lungs sis lol>>43278664why would i read about nazis u retarded nigger
>>43278675Lol
>>43278670Idk how someone can date a guy without a heart
>>43278683idk how someone can date a man without a dick but here we are sis
>>43278687But that is just a joke/insult, no truth to it so its not a gotcha
