>homophobic friend said I shoud stop being this nice to gay people, or otherwise they'll take advantage and I'd end up with a dick down my throatwas he flirting with me?
>>43279045he was...
>>43279106maybe I should keep being nice to him.....
>>43279145maybe you should.......
>>43279157how to make him fall for me even further?
>>43279203bake him a dozen of his favorite pastry
>>43279219I don't think that will make him very fond of me, since he likes real men and all of that
>>43279203Suck his dick.
>>43279283he is that kind of man? baking = feminine? i see. do you guys workout? do it together? that was the closest activity ive done with my straight friends... we gave each other so much encouragement.
>>43279309I don't think he'll let me. He'll punch my face if I try>>43279316no. he kinda hates me and he doesn't want me around
>>43279354he is your friend right? what do you both do when hanging out
>>43279376He's my friend. I'm not his friend.
>>43279390that's so real...
>>43279403wdym?
>>43279045My mother told me something similar when I was really young but it involved "him ramming his cock up my ass"
>>43282131sounds like a self fulfilling prophecy
>>43279390Tell him he can punch you, if you can blow him. Everybody wins.
>>43279203Compliment his big strong muscles, and tell him how safe you feel with him. Give him timid little kisses and nuzzle your head against his chest when he holds you in his arms
>>43282188Id love to make it one with the right guy but humoids are all too retarded to be suitable mates
>>43279045based
>>43279106fippy bippy
>>43279045>>43279203send him gay memes as a "joke"