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fakemoders edition
qott: be honest. are you a fakemoder?
prev - >>43281501
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i want to give my gf flowers but I'm so broke
>>43287461
yea
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>>43287461
i'm sorry god did not bless you with passoid genetics
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>>43287461
>Qott
Iv been told i am but i never male fail
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you and me both, worstie
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i previously socially/medically detransitioned and am now medically retransitioning while still living my life in pretty much every way as a man still.
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>>43287461
i look like a man and am out to no one irl
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you guys make me feel like a fakemoder sometimes but i have not once ever been seen as a woman or gendered as one
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I get called pretty often but i genuinely don't understand what people see in me
>inb4 bragging
im being honest
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my belly is so fucking huge bro i'm not even fat or obese i want to kms
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i get called cute but i suspect it's because the people around me know i want to kms
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>>43287521
can we see
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>>43287521
intermittent fasting and physical activity
don't eat anything until like 4-6 pm and only eat one big meal a day
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>>43287461
>qott
i transitioned in my late 20s so no
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>>43287538
Are you saying to only eat between 4 and 6pm?
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>>43287538
sounds like hell but i might do this
i won't be happy until i hit 130lb again
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>get called gorgeous
>look in the mirror and see a weird man
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intermittent fisting
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my hair sheds uncontrollably when i fast :/
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>>43287558
what height?
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do you have thin hair already? i have pretty thick hair and still feel like i brush a ridiculous amount of it out
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>>43287601
6ft
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>>43287557
yes, but keep yourself hydrated and active throughout the day
eat one big meal between 4 and 6 pm
maybe allow yourself a small snack once daily like a piece of fruit, but no junk food
>>43287558
it's not that bad at all if you have the slightest bit of willpower
if you work full time it's pretty easy, just skip breakfast and lunch eat once when you get home, and don't eat anything for the rest of the day
i lost 40 lbs this way, slimming down from 170 to 130
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dont lose weight women are suppose to be squishy
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what do we do about trannies with guts
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but fat bellies are gross and manly
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>>43287613
that’s underweight by bmi. don’t starve yourself nona
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my gf t is a single digit but every time shes the big spoon she gets an erection
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>>43287641
tell me more
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thats it
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>>43287641
how big is her peepee
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what's it like to be able to touch her
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how big is YOUR peepee?
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yuge
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>qott: be honest. are you a fakemoder?
I'm either actually a manmoder or have the worst bdd ever. I had to leave work today because I accidentally looked in the restroom mirror and then got so overwhelmed by the thought of being perceived that I've not gotten out of bed for 12 hours and likely won't get up again this weekend except to sustain my flesh prison. I don't know who to talk to about this, it's gotten so much worse this year.
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12 inches
they don't call me a carton of eggs for nothing
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>>43287739
lol
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alright now can we talk about my tiny penis
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>>43287811
mhm
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>>43287811
cute
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>>43287811
how tiny we talking
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>>43287821
3 inches >.<
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;_;
https://youtu.be/UBWInms14z4?si=DGvdiN4ZJFSZ1vAF
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>>43287834
proof?
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>>43287838
my mom said not to send my cock to ppl i don't know :/
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well that explains why stuff's been feeling mad heavy as of late
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mines lower
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Whats your moder squidsona?
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>>43287876
okay BITCH you've probably been on hrt longer
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>>43287870
>>43287876
mogging my 25
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i've never tested my hormone levels
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>>43287912
Idot
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>tuesday my boss mentioned how glad he was that the woman who joined the company the week before me was working there in a random email
>today she got let go
god, the world fucking sucks
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>>43287921
you really walk into a clinic as a man and pay out of pocket for an estrogen test and nobody questions you?
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>>43287912
Imagine flying blind how the fuck are you gonna know you're not hondosing or nuking yourself
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>>43287934
there's no side effects of too much estrogen right
i just give myself "a lot"
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>>43287932
>she thinks you have to pay
LMAO just get diagnosed you fucking tard even the shittiest insurance will cover
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Inuyasha goes so hord
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>>43287940
>there's no side effects of too much estrogen right
nona I hate to be the one to break this to you...
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>>43287941
i'm uninsured in mississippi...
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>>43287932
yeah, pretty much. i think i ordered the male hormone test because it was like 40 bucks cheaper. since you want both t and e tested, a basic male or female hormone panel won’t work, you need the advanced version of either. i walked into the clinic, scanned the barcode they emailed me, then i got called in, they took a few vials, and sent me on my way. no biggie. sucks that it was over $200 though
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>>43287940
how much is a lot fren
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>>43287952
ngmi
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asking insurance for the ribcage reshaping and pelvis widening surgery. what a time to be alive
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asking insurance to cover my lobotomy
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>yeah, I'll have to re-learn how to walk and stand but my pelvis is finally 2cm wider than my ribcage!
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>>43287961
like 7 or 8mg estradiol enanthate every wednesday
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jesus
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>>43287992
that’s a lot. recommended dosage for een is 4-6 mg a week
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I feel like it's only a matter of time until you just melt into pure estrogen soup
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>>43287985
worth it desu
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i’d like that to happen to me
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>>43288003
i feel fine
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>>43287992
thats too much but youre fine
my most ridic dose was .2ml 40mg/ml every 4 days
its a waste of your vial and you spike shbg which means your high dose results in worse results
im on .15 ml every 10 days now, which is arguably still high
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>>43288020
how much do i take then
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>>43288026
.15ml every 10 days imo
iv tried every conceivable angle to minmax results, higher levels dont improve anything
ensure you have full androgen blockade tho
im using bica + duta
i like prog but not sure it makes a difference really
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Is singing with my testosterone-raped voice while doing chores faketrans?
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no keep singing
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it's almost been a year
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>>43288042
no it’s awesome
i remember my ex in high school told me to stop singing along to whatever song we were listening to one day because i was “ruining it” so i understand being insecure about the testosterone rape
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Just injected and I feel power coursing through me
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I wish my left titty was the same size as my right one its kinda pissing me off
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i wish i had boobs fuck my stupid a cup life
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titty was a generous descriptor I just hate saying cones
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holy fucking shit the ugliest moid i have ever seen entered my workplace today. He's balding severely, fat as fuck, has those skinny meth teeth, and terrible skin. I thought he was 35
HE'S 20
I would fucking KILL MYSELF if I ever looked like him!!!!!
praying to God rn, thanking him for not giving me those genetics. I am NEVER getting off estrogen. holy hell
I don't think I can earnestly call myself a manmoder when monsters like that exist
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>>43288259
A new hire at my work is like the evil mirror version of me he's tall he's skinny he's got disgusting skin and greasy hair in a slicked back pony. It's like what I would look like if I repped and he gives me major serial killer vibes like he's a bug replicating human interaction. I'm just glad he works different hours than me because the look he gave me.... eugh...
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my boobs are so soft today
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i miss ouppy
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why are black bitches so into me?
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>>43288328
pat pat
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>>43288360
God took the wrong named character
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>>43288259
i genuinely look like the guy on the right
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>>43288372
im sure my luck will run out sooner than later anon dw
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hi manmoders
i just watched "i saw the tv glow" and i have decided to no longer hate you guys
you're much worse off than me
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>>43288404
im glad you finally understand our plight :)
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if only you knew how bad things really are, anon-kun
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Another night of taking pictures for dating apps i will never EVER speak to anyone on...
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>>43288328
she’s still around. she was just posting like, yesterday or the day before
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shut up
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>>43288404
>>43288411
lol when one of my friends who knows i’m a manmoder watched it she said something to me along the lines of “wow, is dysphoria really like that?”
and she has still never she/her’d me
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never seen it gimme the qrd
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>>43288493
if ur a manmoder u don't deserve to be she/her's, hon
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and yet i give them to my fellow manmoders freely. curious
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>>43288505
it's don't spend your life repping the movie and it's shit
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would you lick unshaved moder hole?
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have and will
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Are any moders participating in record store day today? My sleep is fucked up but I hope I can walk there without any problems.
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oh i didn’t even realize. i could always stand to get something. maybe this is why, or some smaller coal band’s album like feeling not found or the new palette knife record
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unfortunately i spend all day sleeping
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moder to touch tips with
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i just make myself some cutoff jorts and i think they look pretty cute but i dont think they really work with manmoding unfort
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>>43289004
how happy are you on a 1-10 mcdouble scale
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>>43289020
4
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What does that gif mean and wtf is a mcdouble scale
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Ah the bounce might be a bit too much for someone without prior experience. Here nona, something more beginner friendly
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what the fuck does it look like it means
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>>43288978
none of you want this you’re all eunuchs
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>>43289126
I want it :(
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>>43287461
can i be here if im twinkhon
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im kinda afraid of touch it with another moder..

what if my tamagotchi will not be liked by theirs?
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>>43289145
you need to post yourself wearing cowkini
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>>43289140
liar
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>>43289156
if buy me it - sure
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>>43289105
I still don't get it
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>>43289181
you see when a moder lover another moder very much..
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>>43289181
i'm going to beat you to death if you question mcdouble girl one more time
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>>43289181
it's a picture of a fucking mcdouble what's confusing
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Ok I didn't realize this was such a sensitive topic
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I want to get hatefucked by a manmoder hard
I want him to manhandle my tiny body with his large male frame.
I want him to see what he will never be.
I want him to pin me dowm and fuck me in my SRSussy with all his anger and hatred.
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>>43289145
doesn't stop any of the other ones
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touching tips with another moder and pulling back to create a string of cum between us :/
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stop saying this shit it’s all a larp anyhow
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are you esl? i wish it was larp
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whatever the last one you posted was kinda hot
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why am i still on hrt if iwnbaw
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>>43289210
please make me your slut
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>>43289307
do you like the mcdouble?
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does anyone want to play halo 3 with me
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yes please
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i'm a little sweaty from being chased by some idiot's dog that jumped the fence, my jacket smells weird
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smellbait
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>>43289542
can i be the dog next time
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>>43289608
all bark no bite as usual
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>>43289542
*inhales your intoxicating aroma*
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>>43289328
>mcdouble
yeah
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>>43289634
sorry i'll work on my bite i promise :/
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>>43289639
i just smell like my body wash since i had the bright idea of showering before a walk
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trying to gain weight sucks everything hurts i breathe weird i am going to sleep
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trying to gain wealth sucks everythings hurts i breathe fire i am going to slumber
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stupid dragoncel
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>>43289760
raping you
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how to train your moder
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someone train me please :drooling_face:
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no
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i have plaque on my front two teeth
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i have cum on my two front breasts
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can i see
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i dont have breast
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I LOOK LIKE A MANNN
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i came in a moder's mouth once
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a moder came in my mouth many times
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dont care bc i look male
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literally who asked
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if you are a passoid who comes here to mog the men for your entertainment you will burn in hell forever
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I look like aguy
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passoid is a bit much we've got cute hons best
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no i want to fuck the "men"
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>>43289871
if you're cute and fem you are spiritually a passoid
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tfw im not cute im not femme im just a pale male
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my tranny friends online call me cute but everyone irl hits me with he/him
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smokin pale male reds
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fatten up then we have a deal
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i have plaque
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i'm fat as fuck :/
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im ugly male and fat
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i have plague
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i should have been a woman
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>>43289914
i can fix you
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>>43288350
are you white? if so that's probably it
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i'm sorry i'm white
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some things can't be forgiven
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i forgive all of you except one
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how generous
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i NEED moder gf RN
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Getting ready to walk to record store day. I hope I meet a nice moder there and we fall in love haply ever after
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you ever think how crazy is it that grrm wrote several books where white genocide is real no one bat an eye
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>>43287461
last time I posted myself in a manmoder thread half the people called me a fakemoder and the other half didn't. I've litterly never malefailed in 2.5 years hrt tho.
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I can't find my hat and I have to leave the house now. Everyone is going to see my fucked hairline sitting above massive tits. Hopefully the crying will be enough to distract from it.....
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>>43290604
can i see your massive tits
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gm moder
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>>43290645
good morning
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>>43290648
what are you up to
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>>43290784
smoking as much weed as i can before i go put groceries into people's cars for 8 hours
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>>43290798
nice i would have a chai latte also
the pepper keeps me from getting weed anxious
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>>43290263
am i the exception?
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>>43290808
i only have 8 dollars i can't afford that :(
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>>43290818
no
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>>43290819
i make mine at home ezpz
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>>43290842
yay! :D
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why am I so huge :(
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i took a photo of my belly to self bully later
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>>43290891
post it
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>>43290897
later fren its too early for self harm and im not hungry yet
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should i cut
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glad people assume im a teenager because having to explain why is a 30 self harming would be lowk embarrassing
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>>43290900
what time exactly
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>>43290929
dw folderanon ill leave it up
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30 year old*
i have early signs of dementia too :3
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Iwnbaw but that’s okay
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i will never be afab and that's ok
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>>43290949
Is it okay to be a hon?
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i be pissing profusely
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https://voca.ro/1iIZXUladmaj
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>>43289871
am i one of the cute hons? :pleading_face:
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cowkinihonder
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got my girl in a cowkini and i ponder
how good she would look driving in a honder
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got my girl in a cowkini and i pound'er
how gud that wood look vibing while i sound'er
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me being a socially acceptable level of unpleasant towards women i encounter is praxis because it's the inferior sex striking back against the superior one
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don’t be rude to women
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its womens fault i wasnt aborted
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are we basically just repressors?

i am going to cry I think
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>>43291205
naw
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lia stop speaking for us
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i hate being a man
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you're on hrt you arent a repper get a grip
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and if you look like lia you’re not a manmoder
i’m not saying we’re literally reppers, obviously we are on hrt, and sometimes taking some other steps towards transition, like laser or voice training. but in practice we are pretty damn close in a lot of cases
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cost benefit analysis on estrogen vs the amount of money i spend on tissues for crying
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I dont even cry anymore. Like when that anon said after enough hrt and failure youre mind defaults back to its repper habits i felt that, that’s me too right now. it’s fucking over bro gosh now stop acting so happy and wear this black fit bro let’s go sit in the park
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i still haven’t cried in a decade
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i should voice train
whats for breakfast tho
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need to voice train so i sound fem when im getting railed
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>>43288042
>>43288080
my mom told me once while camping to be quieter because deeper voices carry further and ever since ive had problems talking loud enough to be heard and i physically cannot sing in front of other people not even happy birthday
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>>43290972
ig if you don't mind people constantly staring at you
>>43291205
im a woman just not a real one or in anyway that matters
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going to shave my head
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>>43291317
true
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>>43291308
i’m just gonna have a bowl of berries then walk to the court and play basketball
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how do you hide your tits when you go outside and play basketball
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oh that's extremely simple, just have aaaa cup that are not visible at all haha! thats what i do hahahjhgfghkffgdhsdfj
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>>43291403
i have oatmeal but i want bacon
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>>43291409
sports bra + baggy t-shirt, hoodie if it’s cold enough too. so far no one has noticed. the two times i played pickup instead of just shooting around alone no one said anything. someone recognized me because i knew his older brother, and another dude called someone else a faggot but not me
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doing kegels so i don't wet myself when i sit down to tie my shoelaces
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pissmoder
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>>43291409
i don't
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were you a directioner anon
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no. my friend and i made a silly parody song called “you don’t know you smell like poo” when they started getting big lol
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>>43291473
in 2026 woke bigots dont call fags faggot they only call obvious heteros faggot. idk why
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>>43291702
i don’t think he was woke, but i think you’re mostly right anyway. to paraphrase michael scott “you don’t call fags faggots, you call your friends faggots when they’re acting like fags”
plus it’s a lot easier to call your friend a fag than the stranger who just joined for a game of basketball
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my boobs bounce too much when I ride my bike :(
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my cones dont bounce they're muscle
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>>43291702
cause they want to do regular male bonding but don't want to actually be homophobic. homophobia bad, ribbing your bros good
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>>43291733
my money don’t jingle jingle, it folds
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>>43291733
can we see
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what about rubbing your bros
>>43291782
no but later ill post belly to make myself feel bad
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>>43291771
my friend called someone else a faggot for nearly hitting my car while i was driving him somewhere and kept defending himself for doing so
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getting a onesided masectomy on my smaller boob and amazonmaxxing but i didnt do enough research and turns out its the wrong side fmshl
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i genuinely believe men should lose their right to vote
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i love men so much
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>>43291818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia
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are ascots back in fashion mmg
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i genuinely believe all men should be estrogenized from birth
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>allowing men being born in the first place
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>>43291824
mmm delicious
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>>43291774
was thinking about this today earlier, what a coincidence
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>Iran fires on tanker & container ship; Hormuz closed again
lmao
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>>43291881
critical support to the Islamic Republic of Iran
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Record store day haul :3
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my friends were talking about how men shouldn't have the right to vote and I thought they were joking but im glad to know more people agree
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>>43291881
Good.
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>>43291913
what record player do you have and what needle is on there
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My bf and another friend make a Mii for me in tomodachi life last night and the outcome makes me want to burn my face off. Is this how people see me? I have reverse dysmorphia if anything
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>>43291960
Just a cheap Insignia from best buy. Comes with an Audio-technica cartridge.
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>>43292007
i wanna get elfi one so we can hunt for a vinyl copy of the expedition 33 soundtrack
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>>43291999
i made a mii once but im addicted to making things ironic because im
Scared so it was an ugly weird mii and im embarrassed when i think abiut it. Such is life as a retard
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just trimmed my own hair again. who knows if i’ll ever see a professional again
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bald so hard that shi cray
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started sleep butt sweating
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>>43291796
>>43291800
>>43291818
>>43291824
stop doing this stop it it’s weird. i feel insane when i see this repeated
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do i take my estrogen one day late (today) or do i take my estrogen never again literally ever never never again
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>>43292017
Im currently hunting for the Silent Hill 2 remake 7 vinyl set uwu
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>>43292030
wtf do my lopsided boobs have to do with the other ones
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i took my estrogen an hour ago and i'm not feeling anything, should i inject the rest of the vial?
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nofren you gotta be patient
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thinking about sex with dudes. thinking about everything i missed out on. thinking about my awful manmoder life. thinking about penises. thinking about butts too
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>>43292121
butts, you say? PENISES???
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>>43292167
guilty :/
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me personally, i’m thinking about boobs
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>>43292215
Think about mine
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I branded myself at my first injection site so I don’t forget where it is. Scar turned out ok
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shave ur stomach
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>>43292258
looks like a zit, retard
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>>43292265
What’s the point

Men in the deep south don’t shave themselves so this only increases risk to myself
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>>43292277
we said shave your fucking tummy and you'll do it
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>>43292273
The scar will eventually look more like my skin tone but hyperpigmented
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i shave mine
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>>43292030
meds
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the basketball court is empty, i can have my hon shootaround in peace!
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>>43292258
You are supposed to alternate injection sites, babe
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tummy punches
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>>43292258
an actual truemoder? in this thread?
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all carnists are mef agp faketrans moids
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playing some dogshit bideo lame my gf recommended because i love her
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working on my post moves to make the most of my hulking male body
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>>43292358
would mog me if she shaved her tummy
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>>43292328
I do, I just thought it would be cute to have a small tattoo there if I’m in the 0.1% of timelines where this somehow works out for me. Honestly probably just wanted an excuse to burn again bc my boyfriend gets mad when I make ugly lighter scars and I promised him I wouldn’t

>>43292349
Please

>>43292358
I’m actually just a larper
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>>43292367
men are more likely to be vegan than women
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>>43292397
https://www.animalagricultureclimatechange.org/vegan-gender-gap/
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anon can you teach me how to make good fried tofu
no trolling iv had it before i know its possible but i can never figure it out
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>>43292409
propaganda created by Big Plant to sell plants to trannies
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>>43292421
marinate the tofu then cover it in dry corn starch then cover it in wet starch then cover it in spiced bread crumbs then fry it immediately before the corn starch becomes wet from the tofu
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bruh this shit is 40 hours long idk if I love her that much
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>>43292453
iv heard you should freeze the tofu after taking it out of water to help dry it out, what are your thots on this
also do you press yours
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>>43292467
i dont think freezing or pressing matters
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i think i have a plan on how to make my gf rape me
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squatting like im on a pole in front of my bf bc ‘my back hurts’
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my ponytail is way too high up i look like spunchbob’s house
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moder paw job?
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paws ||
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>>43292472
kk ill try it this way next time
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play! |>
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i am comically out of shape, i forfeited a 1 on 1 at 4 points each
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>>43292258
well i guess that's just a minor defect in light of most of the mentally ill of this board
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https://youtu.be/T-zhYEalt08
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bump
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dubs and i put my erect dick in a blender and turn it on
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p cool that you found a blender shot glass
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dubs and i recreate my dick in blender
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i wish i could put my ribcage in a blender
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phew, i did not want to learn how to 3d model
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guess we aren't drinking nonas dick tonight
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>>43292835
reroll
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Dubs and I don’t take my estrogen anymore and pretend all this never happened
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how about we drink tonight
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>>43292890
I wish I could do that :(
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>>43292933
I don’t know if I can or not but I feel like it’s at least worth a shot
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>>43292957
it usually doesnt work but for you it might
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I am either 6'2 or 6'4, I think I was 6'4 pre trooning but I'm probably closer to 6'2 now

I've been on hrt for 8 years and have never been gendered female by a stranger that I wasn't paying money to for a trans related service

grim
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>>43292906
i would anon but it turns into a habit for me pretty easy
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i am 10 feet tall and i weigh 2000 pounds, i am covered in fur on every inch of skin except for my scalp and i have five testicles
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still mogs me
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>>43292906
What’ll it be

I’ll be having 4+ shots of Kentucky straight bourbon like a man, need to stop because it dehydrates me and ruins my skin but whatever
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jeez your sucks must be so crusty
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>>43293068
nothing, i’m sorry, i was lying. i don’t drink
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https://youtu.be/mVUpKIFHqZk
afabs are so agp lol
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sweaty moder ready to shower
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>look up venue i’m going to tomorrow
>”oh cool, a nice burger and fry joint right across the street!”
>$15-20 for a burger
>$9 for fries
>$12.50 for a shake
good god
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>>43293126
Steamy shower sex with multiple moders
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i'm allergic to three things and that's it
fakemoders peanutbutter and lobster that's it
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>>43293192
don’t kiss me then
on weekdays mostly, i always bring a pb & j to work
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im a fat ugly bastard and im suppozed to be a woman and im not bexause im retarded and also a bictim but partly and mostly it is my own retarded nature because im a coward eithwr way my hips are disgusting and so too is my upper body and so too is just wverything ugh i look like a rucking man i want to die basically
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what's the point of wearing a bra if all i have is microcones
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im fat too
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>>43293280
i'm always saying this
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injected wrong again
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>>43293280
and chinese
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Reminder to eat more, Nona!
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>>43293314
my dick is also small
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listened to cum town but compilation clips again award
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I may be genetically chopped and a gigaoldshit but there is one thing I will never be, and that is bald.

rs925391(T;T) supremacy. It’s the most significant genetic variation, found in about 8% of white people
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*bits
fuck my moder life
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my dick is actually big and i'm straight
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soon it will be bully my belly time
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>>43293550
is that what you call getting bummed in the bum
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>>43293632
nooo
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getting my belly bullied will i get pregenent
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>>43293632
where else would she bummed if not the bum?
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>>43293666
next to the bins behind a arbys
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lol
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>>43293406
Why does someone always talk about something I just did right after I did it are you an AI
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i’m looking mighty honnish today. might have to hang in mtfg instead of here
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I'm so gay
https://youtu.be/hLOheGDwD_0
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if i have any flaws it's that i'm too sexy and have too much money and i fuck too good
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KILL KILL KILL KILL
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if you have boobs you should die i fucking hate you kys can i see
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>>43293941
no??? ur being mean
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>>43293941
I have firm masses behind my nipples that I poke at multiple times a day. They’re not really visible but I think they’re neat
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brap
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>>43294011
Well that's odd
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>>43294027
fr
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wish i was a fakemoder
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>>43294011
Stop mogging me
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i just have a beer gut homie
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I used to be fat so my belly will always look like shit
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ive got a big kiss with a truemoders name on it
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>>43294011
I don't understand this image, high hips or low navel?
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stav was the unfunniest nigga on the show
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>>43294152
dunno i just flashed my fwub
im pleased to have a new brainworm tho ty
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>>43294173
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>>43294168
cumtown, redscare, chapo, and the milliondollargold sam hyde show all sucked
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>>43294220
i think its similar to this but with male fat and bones?
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>>43294225
yes but i still listened to all that garbage
>t. brooklynmoder
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wats your assessment anon
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>>43294011
why is the head of the electrical toothbrush detached
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i'm gay
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>>43294488
easier to pick my nose that way
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my doctor says i have to cut down on penis :(
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i ordered pizza that smells like fish
but i didn't order fish pizza
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>>43294488
so you can replace it obviously are you serious?
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>>43294535
they're pushing circumcision on you?
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>>43294539
does it taste like fish??
>>43294573
ugh dont do it
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>>43294579
it kinda does taste like fish
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>>43294558
yes i replace mine once every 2-3 months and never leave it detached
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>>43294634
genuinely don't know if you're fucking with us right now
the tooth faery has signalled it's time to change it
why are you disobeying
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injection leaked iwnbaw
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sauce stache's moustache somehow makes him more bald
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moder fat
https://unsee cc/album#d2QbIXV7UubP
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they're intercepting my EV vials and contaminating them with heavy metals and glysophate to give me adult onset autism
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>white
nice
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>>43294612
ewww
>>43294634
i take it off so i can rinse between the thing
if i dont toothpaste gets in there and i dont like it
germs hide in there
>>43294729
extra lead might make you violent !
>>43294699
what
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>>43294782
>sauce stache's moustache somehow makes him more bald
sauce stache's moustache somehow makes him more bald
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ate half put half in the fridge for tomorrow if it doesn't kill me
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>>43294801
is this that podcast pring talks about
>>43294802
gl anon
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>>43294802
praying it does kill you
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>>43294815
sauce stache's moustache somehow makes him more bald
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>>43294719
are you the nona that made shorts the other day
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any moders wanna throw ass for a real nigga while i make it rain?
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>>43294815
thank you
>>43294817
thank you
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i look like a fella
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bet you smell too
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like the sailor said quote
aint that a hole in the boat
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>>43292284
Ok I shaved the tummy
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whats for din
>>43295003
good
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lia upholding gender norms thank you my brave soldier
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i’m the mtf terje
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>>43291059
where have you been
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>>43295049
yw i want pizza but idk if i have any freezer ones left
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i hope you only have the pizza that makes you sick
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how come
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>>43295104
pissin
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pizza is for scum that’s why lea
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omg whatd the pizza do to deserve this
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>>43295158
can you use me next time :/
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men we got us an antipizza moder
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oh my days
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i hate pizza it makes my guts bubble
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actually it's she/her
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ok ill get greek
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shame on a moder who would run game on a moder
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repeating my affirmations
>everyone knows i’m a tranny
>they all hate me
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>you navigate by line number and the jumplist
>not j/k
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>>43295202
no. i’m not into that
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sometimes i wonder if people associate me with the femboy convention picture. im super ugly lol
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feeling extra sexually aggressive today
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>>43294011
now post boobs
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>>43295439
you’ll attract rapeplay moders
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sum 41 percent
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>regular expressions are familiar and easy
>>43295453
nofren my cones are private
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>>43295243
yeah well i wanna she her penis
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WAIT I LOOK UGLY AND MALE NOW CAUSE I HIT THE WALL AGE WISE LOL
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i look so much worse than i used to, so so so so so much worse
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somebody should bake i think
>>43295496
heh
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im the captain of this thread i shall sink with it
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I just need head and body replacement surgery are they inventing that soon
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i need avgolimono
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avgolimono won
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it was that or boogers but i rolled odds
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I just puked
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>>43295439
rape? i'm free for a few hours
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>>43295745
ya sure omw
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ok soup is yummy this was a good decision
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The moment a trutranssexual passoid indoctrinated me, a faketrans larper, into taking HRT. Why did she do it? Who knows
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oh ok maybe i am gonna make it
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>Asked wife what lettter she'd remove from alphabet
> "m, so then i'd be an 'anmoder' "
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>>43295830
haha what an idiot
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>>43295773
YAY ^_^
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