Do you consider yourself a romantic?Do you know what your preferred love language is?Last thread>>43302460
>>43304948I meant to post this picture as OPoh well
Holes and soles :3
Another lovey pic as apology
>>43304970Mine certainly is >:D
>>43304912i never read part 2 but i know they have more unprotected, creampie, leg-shaking sex
>>43305005hairyholexhairyhole is the god's preferred pairing
>>43304948>Do you consider yourself a romantic?enough>Do you know what your preferred love language is?all of them
ask a straight guy with a twink fetish anything
>>43304948SEXY JEWISH MEN AWOOOGA
>>43304948>not really but i'm affectionate>nope
>>43305041what does your hole look like? post pics
>>43305041lol
came back to my desk with another, stuffed file laying on it.fml
>>43305010the dog and the bear or the dog and the panther>>43305040>Do you know what your preferred love language is?>all of themi don't think that's how it works...
>>43305056it's hairy.
oh boy my feet sure are stinky
>>43305041Where the white twinks at man.
>>43305071post pics
>>43305027genetically engineered man with dna from the two hairiest holed men in the world to create the hairiest hole in history (not brown)
Brunch went well except I'm hungover and tired. Guests where only here for 3 hours but it felt like forever. Fun but chaboy is sleepy. Quiche was the highlight. People generally liked everything but I couldn't get anyone to try the pickled mustard seeds. they're just a condiment so not the end of the world. Hosted at a friends place which I did not like. Weird to not be in my own space and truck all the dishes aroundNext is some sort of summer luau. I really wanna do a whole pig but the group p much said they wouldn't eat it so grillin it isXOXO go piss gurl
>>43305070i'm well rounded
https://litter.catbox.moe/ya92vx94xfl1dh5w.jpegAfternoon bros
white men farting
>>43305099are you a virgin?
>>43305128no results when reverse searched
>>43305070the panther
does anyone else find peter thiel kind of sexy? am i a psychopath?
>>43305128its poop colored
im tired of you bitches youre all fake
>>43305108is your bottom well rounded?
>>43305099i like the goose figurine and the fish shaped jug
>>43304948Pretty sure I'm the least romantic person on the face of the earth. I don't lack empathy or compassion, but romanticism just doesn't compute in any capacity.
>>43305152noyes
>>43305099They wouldn't eat roast pig? You live amongst the whitest ppl I've ever heard about, like an albino commune or sth smdh
>>43305158it's not as flabby as this so maybe
>>43305128>uncut Nice
>>43305128well done
Being gay is too much work, straights have it too easy
>>43305128post hole
>>43305189i wonder what he looks like with cock in him
>>43305138Aren't we all?>>43305164Gurgle pots. I got like 6 to give out last Christmas after I picked one up at goodwill. When you turn it to pour out water it makes a glugging sound. Big fan
>>43305189>nike socksgay
homos we got it!
>>43305193I'm culturally gay for the kiki and tea. Gaychel Dolezal
>>43305171>You live amongst the whitest ppl I've ever heard aboutNew england. So yeah
>>43305128Socked feet on camera?
>>43305214most of us aren't
>>43304948I love it when this guy bottomed for huge dick twink
>>43305128Your arm is so tan compared to your hips
>>43305230you're the new hamspshire anon?
>>43305165Would you be uncomfortable if your bf/date tried to act romantic with you?
>>43305230Ok but I've heard it them eating Mexican food, Indian food up there right? You have loads of amazing Italian up there. What's exotic about roast pig? The pilgrims in NE are roasted pig 275 years ago. Sounds like your coworkers are bottoms.
>>43305246tell me more, got a link
>>43305252ofc, your arm is more likely to be in the sun
i have like 18 different chracters in maplestory
>>43305252No shit, that's what happens when you work outdoors or just go outside in general
>>43305214>Gurgle pots. I got like 6 to give out last Christmas after I picked one up at goodwill. When you turn it to pour out water it makes a glugging sound.i'd never heard of those, that's fucking delightful
>>43305292too bad you use those characters mostly for grooming "characters" that are not 18 irl, ohional fatass
>>43305246is he jewish fr
>>43305193Yeah, but it's all worth it when you get bred like a little filthy whore in heat, while your ravenous mate defiles your insides :3
when's the last time you...you know
120 lb smooth vegan domtop x 280 lb hairy carnivore sub bttm
>>43305340Yesterday went three rounds
men have no reason to ever weigh more than 180 pounds
>>43305241Good for most of you then>>43305271I'm the only gay I know and probably a bottom so I don't think that's it. Spiritually a top but physically a bottom. Inside me are two wolves but zero cocks :(
would you date a sexy jew?
i wish obesity didnt get representation at all in this thread actually
>>43305340last night but it was on him
>>43305363i wish you didnt feel the need to larp as debaser
nigger
>>43305356I'd like 1 bottom bf like you pls. You're a Julia child/jacuqe pepin going to waste to there for honky whiteys
>Spiritually a toplol
>>43305099What a mess, like a pig's trough. Would eat it all, the service is probably nice too. Literally worth coming coming home to every day and kiss the cook, especially for the trifle and salads (which where there are not many).
>>43305355*100
i only date men who can make a loud thumping noise when they slap their dick against their desk
>>43305280i can't provide a link because i don't wanna be a hoe but the words in that video included black, devin, moss, morgan>>43305328does the shiza shits in the woods?
This is peak masculinity and we should erect statues to this body type. Oh you got some muscle on you after eating roids, did you? Big deal. Twink statues replacing those boring muscle bottom statues immediately.
>>43305128Video of you slapping it on your belly
>>43305460Yeah I'm erecting a statue alright.
whats a stupid conversation?
>>43305447What does it even mean? Mine is very tiny but hard and makes noises when i slap it. Would you date me then?
>>43305401You eat a lot of salad at brunches?
>>43305513Yeah, I don't get invited often, or at all, but if I go where the salad is I eats up and ask for a new plate. I do like vegetable a lot, especially when it's the season for it, which is coming.
*shows up to our date dressed in a thong*
>>43305554*takes it off you immediately*
>>43305554*shows up in an annoying orange shirt*
>>43305489bada boom
>>43305582*tops you immediately*
>>43305546Best I got is a tuscan spinach quiche or bruschetta avocado toast. Feels weird to have a salad at a brunch. Also pigs trough? Really man, damn. Presentation is not my skillset but come on now. I had a pretty punch
25 larps per second
>Rectus expandus!What happens next?
>>43305582bwc daddy
>>43305502OMGZ you're so quirky and brilliant big brain genius guy! Posting satire in the gay men lover gen is surely a thankless task.
>>43305360Yeah why not. Shame about he foreskin but I can get over it for the right guy.
>>43305604stop feeding the fattie, she's already eaten through a silo
>>43305472How about like this https://litter.catbox.moe/au2md7bmz7v5vtse.mov
Oh well dats the price u pay when u get to be friends with cool white guys. They can spit in ur drink and food when feel like it but at least u get to hang out with them. I deserve this.
>>43305231guys like that don't wear socks in bed
>>43305648move the shirt
>>43305679then you would see his stomach lol
>>43305650I would still consume my drink, if my BF spit into it. I mean, it's not all that different from making out when you really think about it?
>>43305690oh no, how crazy would that be
>>43305690and that's a good thing! dumbass
sorry forgot you all like obsese browns and asian trannies here instead of actual gay men. carry on retards
so what? my baby unleashed a psychosomatic illness on people who come in contact with meand?
>>43305736trip the fuck on dan
>>43305650Laughing at the fact that gay dudes will unironically go full pic related when it comes to drinking their bfs seman. But meanwhile, spit for some reason is completely off limits.
>>43305733those birk things are really popular
>>43305736>>43305060lol
>>43305594You didn't read that through, the first part was to get your attention. It looks well put together and I wouldn't come for anyone that can cook so many things and present it in a clean delicate manner. I would not have changed anything at all, at most put the bread boards somewhere off the centre close to the middle but that's about it. I love quiche, that would have been my number two target on the list. And btw the goose is so fucking cool at the second glace, I like him addition a lot, please be careful and don't harm him. You're good at this. Are these scones in the middle?
will we ever have black posters again
>>43305787there are already a couple
>>43305787i've never left
>>43305764ye theyre also really fugly
>>43305787ramen posted today
>>43305787cdc stray
>>43305792stop scaring me
>>43305812ewww hes gross
>>43305837why?
>>43305846huge penis
>>43305846please don't stand on the bed
>eww hes grosslol
>>43305648why wont you show hole PLEASE
>>43305460based and twink-pilled
My fursona would be a schnauzer
>>43305899can you grow a beard like one?
>>43305866I'm on #teamRamenYucko is jelly
>>43305460the pose is very fem
>>43305768Yeah boozy cranberry scones and pecan butter tarts. The tarts are a crowd pleaser. Had one at random on a roadtrip in canada last year and I've made hundreds since
>>43305915Yess, that's why I choose it
>>43305866>>43305924what's the beef here
>>43305940it's methy sneeding
also how do we have two (2!!) different latina tripfags with vitiligo
>>43305940Our lives are a sin so satan has sent them both to torment us
>>43305950bucko and...
>>43305947bottoms speak when spoken to
>>43305940Bucko hates ramen because ramen doesn't have to samefag himself with fake compliments. Bucky is sworn to get revenge on all attractive posters itt, just like >>43305947 this thing.
>>43305360No. They're circumcised.>UC4UC only
both of them are awful. bucko is a tryhard attention whore and ramen is self hating and racist
>>43305972santinetta
>>43305950i have tinea versicolor that shows up from time to time, only happens when i'm in humid weather
is there any proof ramen has been posting or is it just menthos
>>43306008oh right, forgot he existed
lewking for my husband did you see him just turned 36 last month... 6'5... short blonde hair...
>>43306015on your hole?
>>43305994circumcised guys are really good at worshipping foreskin tho
I love chocolate so muchWhat kind of chocolate you guys like?
>>43306015bro is a fungus
>>43306040Your husband may be the perfect BWC domtop based on this description
>>43306015idk what that is but it sounds made up
>>43306049no they ain't
>>43306044i get it on my thighs mainly close to my crotch
>>43306061Post clitty
>>43306087you know what i'm going to say next
>>43306049Maybe so, but I can't look at a cut dick and not feel trauma.
>>43306061chocolate starfish
>>43305866why is he melting
>>43306115winter has ended
>>43306087Post BW/L/BC
>>43306131inclusive
>>43306131>no A or Iwhy isn't gaygen inclusive?
>>43306122he looks like a chocolate ice cream cone
>>43305041what is the square root of minus oneanswer without using any ASCII characters
>>43306170best enjoyed in the summer!
Use me and beat me and then reward me with letting me cum
>>43306115He's halfway through his Michael Jackson arc of turning white
>>43306174ifuck you bitch, what is the i power of i
>Big White Cocklightning element>Big Latino Cockfire element>Big Black Cockearth element>Big Asian Cockwind element>Big Indian Cockwater elementquestions?
>>43306208the answer is ඞ
tfw no prayer warrior bf
I just learned that supporters of russia are called "vatniks"
>>43306235only if he has at least 5 levels in paladin or cleric
>>43306235i want to buy a classy map to hang up, thanks for reminding me
>>43306235he looks like a BWC twink domtop warrior/paladin
>>43306240Russians are retarded
>applying patches to fix the inside of my shoes>use a hair dryer to help them set>end up blasting my face with hot shoe smell
did tumor forget her larp is that she lives in russia with a russian bf
>>43306311ill blast your face shoe repairer little cobbler guy you
slipping cat ears onto his head while he's sucking my dick
>>43306311how wet is your underwear right now
>>43306336Get the story right, retard
>>43306219Big Polish Cock?
Be honest:would you?
>>43306358see § Big Asian Cock
>>43306350i'm not wearing any
>>43306357>>43306357
>>43306364yjk his hole is bubblegum pink
>>43306336She often does, female brains means small CPU, also she gets tired sometimes, like all women she still turns into a harpy once a month. Luckily she can no longer bear children and that makes her madder
>>43306350that anon replied for me and it's true>>43306339a just reward for saving 60 dollars by not buying new shoes
>>43306364if his hole is hairy and he's uncut
>>43306336they live in illinois or ohio, when i briefly remote viewed them they were near a great lake
Im never even in a bad mood wtf
>>43305935That's amazing, I was thinking of scones recently and here they are, it's almost like we're on the same wave nonnies. Looks like a very nice table.
>>43306402just tell me more much pre you leaked
>>43306392a lot of women are decent writers though, she's just bad at everything
>>43306431you just know that pre spot is the size of a n3ds xl
>being gay in Russia is an extreme hardship due to homophobia >lgbt members in Russia are forced underground, and not allowed to date freely or have sex>Russia is an AIDS zoo where everyone has AIDS and it's a 24/7 bareback rawz partytHaT mAkEs sEnSne
leaking precum like a faucet just from kissing and making out
>>43306490Aids is from drugs mostly
>>43306463>>43306495stop showing off
>>43306495i made out with a guy and when we took off our pants even he was surprised at how soaked his with pre underwear was. so hot
>>43306523>>43306495Hot
>>43306510HIV associated with drug use is very small compared to sexual transmission cases, because only certain drugs require needles and out of needle users only a small % share them with others.
how are drug addicts getting sex while you can't find someone to let you suck their penis?
>>43306556Russians aren't gay drop it!
>>43306571by offering sex for drugs
Were his actions justified?
>>43306582You read this as an opportunity to have someone force gay you again lmao come on timbers
>>43306582You're not, you are a straight, but you're also not a man or a russian
Bottoms with edema = give you herpy.
>>43306594an eye for an eye...
>>43306512you don't make pre spots? is it a hydration thing?
>>43306423Table setting is disposable garbage but I tried to pretty it up a bit. I'm a sucker for stacked napkinsBeen tacitly looking for a nice dinner set for a while but I switch colors a lot and don't want several sets. Prob gonna get more serious about finding one that works now that these dinners are more a regular thing. Red floral gold trim maybe 8 place settings. Or just a nice white set and go crazy with the napkins/tableware? Idk yet
>>43306677i drink lots of water and still dont make much, if any, precum
>>43306594yes
>>43306689perfect BWC domtop jock
>>43306677i drink at least 5 litres a day. no precum
>>43306692i dont wanna shit in your events but wtf do u even talk about at them... i could never
it's getting hotter outsidepros: freeballing and wearing shortscons: can't dress in layers anymore and i love that shit
>>43306738you could never gather enough people that like to talk with them for an evening? seems plausible
>>43306490>bittooner shittin out his zigger fantasies luldidmt we have an actual zigzig post jere recently
>>43306442>a lot of women are decent writersLmao what?!
>I'm retarded
>>43306758Bodied that freak.>>43306769Fregoli homogay *hiss*
>>43306364no, its a tank clone
Oops delivery guy sounded hot on the phone. Time to answer the door in a robe and nothing else~
>>43306790Do you live in a Zweck-WG?
>>43306790Tank has a big throbber. I'm jealous of that guy.
edging anon until i see proof that he is biologically capable of producing precum
>>43305733kek
>>43306738We're a loose group so everybody has their own things going on to talk about. Or at least I go out of my way to invite different sets of friends so things stay fresh. Somebody's roommate moved across the country then got fired, somebody else just got married, another hates one of their tertiary friends and there was a lot of shit talking, I launched a food passport thing as a passion project with the city so there was a decent amount there, etc. Time flies.
>>43306850You are so well adjusted and functional foodie anon. I wish i could be like this but I'm weirdo
>>43306696How often do u cum
>>43306850this shit is more boring than i imagined
>>43306812no my bf and i own several buildings i rent out
>>43306860I'm still alone and every friend group I've ever been in exploded and cut me out after a few years. No friends from middle school, no friends from high school, no friends from college. Never had a bf. Never had sex. Life can be hard for a lot of reasons. Anyways here's wonder wall:I SAID MAAAAYBAAAAYYYY...
>>43306758could u? post last convo with a friend lmao
>>43306888Yes next time we'll be sure to take turns shitting on the table and discussing the shits of others, in the German tradition.
>>43306908Shit I really and to give you a hug, just because you try so hard for people and probably don't get much thanks in return. *BIG HUG*
>>43306820i'd let you do it
>>43306919truth be told a lot more funner and genuine
>>43306909you do. i'm not posting anything for a daydead old grumpy schizo half of whose posts are begging to others to post anything, because you lack any weight (figure of speech, your waist has enough) to seem demanding. don't post anything btw, you are mentally unwell and i don't need to see what your mind will come up with instead of scrambling for the last remaining piece of a chat that took place in reality.
>>43306962learntoforma sentence ,clownlmao i have more real friends than you
>>43306927I just don't get how you people managed to industrialize for two world wars in not even half a century. The post ww2 buckbreaking and it's consequences have been a disaster for the German race
I was sleeping earlier and when I woke up I was too heavy to move
>>43307014>>43306850was gd at your parteh?
>>43307014Sleep paralysis or you ate too much fatty panda boy
>>43306983dubistnichtsdeinvolkistalles!i have to get up at 9am to morrow WOE ME!!!
>>43306884once a week ig
>>43306692There are so many nice options that I may not be able to list good ones, you are much better than me at setting the tables. I like blue and white a very lot personally, as red in my non designer ass head can only be paired with red and whites, not even black or yellow/orange or even gold. But I also don't have as much social gatherings, so I don't really have to go for it, but I want to buy a looooot of new plates and cutlery and other stuff. >>43306908Yeah, me too, you must be a nice guy and I hope that it pays off, xoxox
>>43307029tell him to learn to draw and grab an anatomy bookpost hole too
>>43306980don't tell me how to behave, you deserve way less and go into schizo babbling way too often to give any advice. people like you don't have friends, as they don't need to try that hard on any internet forum, balding delusional barely walking pig.
>>43307100just how fucking esl are u, kid? lolare the favelas treatin u well?its ok its alright dont fightgood night
>>43307136Post hole
will you marry me?
Never anger foodie anon. He's a real one.
>>43307162yeh
>>43307162will you make fun of me if i want a wooden wedding ring
>>43307162Of course I will marry you anon
>>43307183i'm so happy. desu
>>43307184let me see it anon
She never wears a watch, still she's never lateShe's got that kind of graceDid Botticelli paint her face?She has the perfect scentShe speaks the perfect FrenchShe can dance the night awayAnd still she'll never break a sweat
Thank God i am not russian lol
>>43307253Me too husband. Let's cuddle.
why do dicks smell like hotdogs?
Do you think ill ever get married
>>43307287you're not a man either
thank god no one bought your pooner larp to begin with
>>43307311smegrance
>>43307311You guys always ask the most virgin questions ever on here that make me question if you really have gay sex... dicks smell like poop not hotdogs
>>43307287sybau terje
>>43307307you're not my bf, impostor
>>43307166Frfr
You guys think too much about ftms
>>43307332HAHAHAHA
>>43307352nta but can i be your third tertiary husband?
i'm making a shopping list and i need asswipes, water, snacks. what else?
>>43307363smol but mighty you are foodie <3
>>43307184My idea is a tattooed ring. Then if you get divorced you have to cut the finger off
>>43307372lube
>>43307166Is that gnocchi anon?
>>43307397Oh darling HAVE you bean paying attention?
>>43307397Post clitty
>>43307416Nyet
>>43307397Hey now that was 90% a joke but funny you remember
>>43307389i already have lube, also have condoms even though i don't have sex; bust my nut in a rubber so there's less mess to clean up after i'm done screwing myself with a dildo.
>>43307416She can't, as her biology doesn't allow her to store short-term memory for long or rotate 3d object in her head.
>>43307372>asswipesjust get a bidet bitch
>>43307438What 10% wasn't jokingActually I dont remember much
>>43307433i have never seen a man more deserving of a blowjob where he leglocks me, followed by me mounting him in a french fashion
>>43307449i'm traveling so i pack what i can't buy from regular stores and then i buy the stuff that's commonly found, like asswipes, water, snacks. what else? might even hit up nordstrom 2 see wat they got
Bidet gets rid off the taste when eating ass NOW IM NOT SAYING we're eating shit but like any well seasoned dish the trick is that you need a little bit inorder to flavor the pallet
you don't know how hard i got it
>>43307473condoms obviously>>43307466>french fashiondoes this entail wearing powdered wigs
Btw my last batch of gnocchi was perfect, but didn't take pics. Made for a loved one
>>43307488I do know I just don't care :/
>>43304962>that pic
>>43307480have u ever tasted your own ass mx pancakes?
>>43307494>does this entail wearing powdered wigsno but it entails a lot of skullfucking with his head handing off the bed
>>43307444efficient but there is some fun to blast all over yourself sometimes
>>43307523Hot
>>43307520Yes I quite often lick my own ass crack ive had several ribs removed
>>43307512 >>43307512 >>43307512 >>43307512 >>43307512 >>43307512
>>43307456I stand by it wasn't a cool move to start a conversation here then go post on another board without telling the person you were talking to. But 4chan etiquette is nothing something I actually care about so the "I've never been so betrayed in my life" stuff was a joke. Which you took seriously. Causing me to escalate. Round and round we went. It was fun then boomer started psychoanalyzing so I dipped. And that concludes your 2026 Gnocchi Blowout recap. Just you wait until we get into fettuccine later this year
