yes hi thank you for coming in have a seat Hello. As I’m sure you remember last year when you signed your employee contract you signed away permission for us to contact your ISP to lookup your internet historyWe were confused in some of your online behaviour on the website 4chan.org/lgbt/ and were we hoping you could clarify some of these posts. Specifically but not limited to all these “uwu daddy wincest” threads you have been making
>>43327644why is the hr director being interviewed by hr?
>>43327715Idiot
>>43327715What makes you think that
>>43327644Oh thank you sir, I’m glad you asked about that. I was doing market research of a newly emerging consumer demographic. My intentions and conduct were purely concerned with improving Bottom Corp’s bottom line.
>>43328127How is posting“Caught my dad staring at my rack” Improving the bottom line of our company
>>43328172Ah yes I can explain that. I was product testing a new line of shirts that say, “daddy’s milkies” with little cutouts for your nipples. It also comes with a stick of plumping lip gloss you can apply to your nipples to make them appear pert and engorged. I assure you I took no pleasure in this, or the following exchange in which a number of posters graphically described groping my “fat little boy tits”. It was purely a professional matter in my mind, sir.
>>43328259Ok carry on then good sir
>>43328571Thank you sir, I hope to go far at the company.
>>43328571this would be funnier if the diplomma had a spelling mistake
