post hairy pup hole

unironically though, i would like to be leashed and called a good boy as i cum deep in my vers bottom's ass

gape me with ur schlong, desu

>>43329435
which mental illness causes this

Has anyone seen this news about Gerald the dolphin who kidnapped a man and made him build underwater cities 0_0 and then a second man years earlier reported the same thing and he said he believed the dolphins were shapeshifters???? Makes you wonder about reptilians

need a bottom to sit on my face so i can eat his hole out till i pass out

>>43329450
this but also need a second bottom to sit on my pole while it happens

https://youtube.com/shorts/YoMSPEUz3QA?si=ioTdONQTGQwBXn7I

Princess Diana was killed because she witnessed Queen Elizabeth II shapeshifting and was about to tell the public

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房子大了 电话小了
感觉越来越好
假期多了 收入高了
工作越来越好
商品精了 价格活了
心情越来越好
天更蓝了 水更清了
环境越来越好

>>43329472
Thats common knowledge sis

>>43329472
everyone is a shapeshifter, just gaze into your eyes in a mirror in dim lighting (candlelight preferably)until you go into a trance and you'll see for yourself

shiza is a shitshaper

gonna cum just so i can stop being hard and start being productive. or maybe not

shiza is a shit sifter

Twinks in make up makes me horny

>>43329435
why a vers bottom specifically?
t. vers bottom

>>43329518
let me see

some guys think with their penis but I think with my hole uwu

>you don’t understand, spending 3 million dollars a year dragging power and water out to a 50 person town in arkansas is the best use of money ever

>>43329504
No retard only lizard people shapeshift

>>43329533
i don't like pure bottoms
>>43329548
no, no one got hard to my failed joi last thread

>>43329561
said every bottoms ever

>>43329438
Do people really want to be gaped? Doesn't gaping ruin your hole?

>>43329584
interesting. tell me more

i feel like you guys aren't even gay.
https://youtu.be/booKP974B0k

what's something you do out of habit that no one else knows?

>>43329606
i like the idea of being able to bottom on occasion, but not that often. also i feel like compared to bottoms people who call themselves vers bottoms are less likely to have personalities i can't stand

>>43329648
i watch the last video of people on their deathbed and imagine its posters here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOoBzV-sDLA

>>43329664
that's fair.
I used to consider myself a pure bottom however decided to stop repressing the occasional 'hnga hnga need to pound hole' caveman urges I get every so often

>>43329689
I can smell this picture (not in a good way)

>>43329689
Eww, fat fuck

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>>43329646
>16 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yspqnbwNr4A

>>43329704
random shiza stray

>>43329712
>there's a she wolf in the closet
>let her out
>so she can breath

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>>43329689
lovehandle butt is something i've never seen before lmao

>>43329698
and i used to be a pure top. technically still am, but i'm open to the idea of wrapping my arms and legs around a dude while he lets me have it

>>43329764
don't you dare make me crave hole at this time of night

>>43329648
pick my nose. boogies :3

I wish I can get pregnant to lay eggs.

oviposition > mpreg but y'all ain't ready for that convo...

she definately isn't, she can only carry babies and not deposit them, because she has a vapid poongina

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>>43329797
it's gonna be that kinda night

>>43329819
Yeah brotherrrrrrr

https://x.com/i/status/2014068269917913419

>>43329911
nah, i'm good. probably the closest you'd get to cumflation irl though

>>43329411
Yus!

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>>43329411
I haven’t been a good boy in a very very long time.

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>>43330109
kermit has a really nice ass.

>>43329411
QOTT: Have you been a good boy today?

im a tranny :p

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What's currently on your mind?

pig pen? oh you mean a pen? this is just a peek into how pig my mind is becoming

alright time to put it away, everyone

At least I try

if a bottom doesn't want to let you suck their dick, that means they want to keep their horny and thus have more guys lined up after you. what whores!

big floppy bottom cocks

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED RURALITES

I like those bottoms that keep their pants on with their dick barely exposed and jerk themselves on their knees while they suck your cock. Kill two birds with one stone little bottom

>>43330483
Thanks

>>43330512
Thanks for swallowing it all.

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>>43330478
voting doesn't mean anything, especially the further get away from your immediate local area

man i wanna swallow some cum. but i guess i should jerk off and lie down

I keep my piggies ten doors down UNLESS um teehee

>>43330628
why not all three at once

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>>43330520
Yes now give $100

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>>43330652
You can keep the change on the floorboard of my car

>>43330650
i don't want my cum, i want to suck it out of a guy and have him watch me swallow it.
and then the other way around. only then would i be able to sleep soundly

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>>43330691
That's really fucking gay dude.

>>43330691
the law of equivalent exchange... subarashii...

human centipede but its just a line of guys lying down sucking each other off

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sex with more than two participants is an abomination. but then again wouldn't it be hot if a vers top couple found a really cute bottom to spitroast every once in a while

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how do you stop having nightmares
especially like PTSD nightmares

nosleep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J2MJ9hRZhvQ
are you human?
verification successful
>doubt....
error ur banned lol!
omg took a biiihhh dump
forgot to trimm nail well not forgot lazy
captcha ready!!!

>>43330826
>how do you stop having nightmares
>especially like PTSD nightmares
through sex with more than two participants

What does it mean if once in a blue moon I find a trans man attractive?

>>43330826
weed

>>43330777
>Greedily fucking the guy behind me's throat while I only edge the guy ahead of me with some strokes and a few performative licks

>>43330416
>>43330483

Why would I suck the bottom's cock? That would be incredibly gay.

If they want to cum they'll just have to jerk themselves to a hand finish while I use their mouth

Just so you’re aware
I do not “love” these “handles”

>>43330901
I've done that before and did not like it

>>43330907
god I wish

>>43330953
Idc what other tops do bro

>>43330904
That they pass well?
Just imagine what's in their undies and that'll soon put you off

>>43330968
That's the thing I think I'm so desperate that if a trans man passes well and is very hot I could live with the lack of a penis.

even now i'm still procrastinating.
tomorrow's a new day though....!

>>43330976
wtf lol

>>43330976
>I could live with the lack of a penis.
Heathen

>>43330976
You're a top then?

>>43329515
lmao thats literally me achually quite literally do the bussy flexin

$50 says it's paige

I keep thinking im gonna be productive after work but as soon as I get home I forget what I was supposed to be doing
>>43330826
Therapy bitch
>>43330968
>Just imagine what's in their undies
Deltaaa you perv
>>43331017
Thornie i thought you were yuropean why are you posting in the middle of the night

>>43330826
Learn lucid dreaming.

>>43331062
icantfallasleepforsometrason
its4amfuck...iftill11thatsstill7hoursletstrygouwuuwuwu

>>43331044
what's me

>>43331062
I finally have an appointment with my new therapist this Thursday at least, but she doesn't seem very well suited to my issues idk

>>43331076
I used to do that a lot as a kid

>>43331094
The poster asking for advice on dating ftm doods

>>43331089
Ouch. Are you in bed atleast? I fell asleep at like 8 so i just woke up just now. I dreamt about weird sea creatures representing my nostalgia it was nice
>>43331094
>but she doesn't seem very well suited to my issues idk
Your issues being avoidant, ptsd, arrested development etc etc?

+50 usd tysm

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>>43331107
no offense to tifs, but I would never ever ever date one. I like men, i.e. adult human males

>>43331139
among other things

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I want to look like this.

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>>43331214
*Give you 50 bux*
My paige detector is broken

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I would date an ftm ez. You guys are just dick obsessed
>>43331214
>among other things
Like daddy issues
>>43331223
Love Maddie. Poolside fur coat is such a power move

>>43331281
>You guys are just dick obsessed
guilty as charged

>>43331225
nice I'm gonna buy a turn x off eBay with this

>>43331281
See that's what i mean. Trannies are bi and put all this emphasis on dating standards when it comes to men, just to abandon it all for a 5' 3" dumpy pooner.

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I want to look like this.

>>43331309
I have the same standards for trans men as I do cis men but whatever

>>43331376
Lol you require at least a certain dick size be present for men, which isn't possible for ftm to have. Trannies are like:
>He has to be tall
>Handsome
>Big cock
>...um what's that!?!
>A vagina dood???
>Let me ghost my bf I'm going to get pussy!!

>>43331376
me too! must have at least a 4 inch cock

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I wouldn't date a ftm but I would date a pre op tranny ngl.
picrel is peak ftm fujoshi

>>43331387
Did a pooner reject you or something lol
>Lol you require at least a certain dick size be present for men
See >>43331281

>>43331406
sounds like they're just an autistic girl

>>43331413
I'm just relating my observations.

Oh boy, what a long day. Think I'll check into gaygen. I really, really hope they're not talking about trannies for the 7913th day in a row. That would just send me over the edge! Anyway, time to open the thread...

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>>43331430
moments after this post was made

My name is Harry Dresden motherfucker

>>43331406
I'm going to date a tranny but the whole time, I'm secretly misgendering him in my head as I'm fucking him in the ass! MUAAHAHAHAA
Who am I kidding, 75% of those niggers are transbians anyways

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Just unlocked a new side objective. I wanna find a cropped jacket like this
>>43331441
lul

Imma beat your bussy up hard

twink bf with heavy shetland accent

>>43331406
>dated FTM, MTF, cis M and cis F
>no longer date any letters with F
Dude ... I ...

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I want to look like this.

>>43331406
>pic
sir this is /gaygen/ not /troongen/

daily reminder to beat yourself up for not being good enough

>>43331672
This show feels like a humiliation ritual for the cast

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>>43329411
These masks are such a fucking hideous eyesore and I'm tired of pretending they arent

A wire muzzle is 10x more classy and sexy looking

>>43331742
the masks are for the fugly to make them fuckable. whats the point if you can see their face?

My cat is being a precious baby.

>>43331740
I hate how much I enjoy the show cuz I agree with all the criticism
>>43331742
Truee. Lowkey wanna get one of these for pics and stuff

>>43331757
The mask doesn't make it anymore fuckable imo

At least the cute ones hopefully won't sabotage themselves and instead choose something like picrel

Im gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near

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Thoughts on my husband?

>>43331730
way ahead of you

>>43331463
Is that an ftm?