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I was about to finish my 500 page manifesto on why homosexuality has destroyed EVROPA and must be annihilated so that the ROMANS can come back. But last night I went to the shop for my daily rum ration. And I saw what might as well be GANYMEDE walking upon an earth too base for him. He stood across androgyny like the Colossus of Rhodes. Do you know how hard it is to hide an erection when both your hands are occupied in carrying bottles of Captain Morgan. But that was not the only thought that worried me. Because I didn't know if I wanted to FUCK or BE him. If only, if only.
And I have never ever ever felt that before in my 20s. So have I written my manifesto for nothing? Because if people found out I had felt like this, I would be accused of hypocrisy. Help me
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>>43333973
damn dude don't hurt yourself, you wanna be pretty it's not a bad thing
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>>43333973
>homosexuality has destroyed EVROPA
Maybe it's Christianity and a history of not bathing right....
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>>43333982
Siegfried lost everything, too. It was written. I will not be pretty
>>43334013
No. I spent 3 months writing this so I'm not wrong.
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>>43334052
you should try to be pretty and stop wasting time being a pseud
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>>43334061
I'm 30. Now if you think it is possible, then sure. But I highly doubt it
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>>43334064
I still think you can be something you like more, not necessarily everything you want but something better
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>>43334052
>No. I spent 3 months writing this so I'm not wrong.
sunk cost fallacy
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>>43334092
But how will I bring back EVROPA if I am a gay?
>>43334107
It is my magnum opus. It will tower over other books when it arrives in bookshops
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>>43334513
you won't care about "saving europa" because you're gonna be too busy being a gay and experiencing love with androgynous guys, you will be happy and whatever is going on in your brain right now will seem pretty silly looking back
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>>43333973
Dude Rome never would’ve defeated Hannibal if it hadn’t brought the mother goddess Cybele and her priestesshood of troons from Phrygia. Read more about the Second Punic War. Rome was queer as hell and I think you’re just larping/writing manifestos that retort your own desires for some weird power fetish
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>>43333973
Welcome back, Mishima
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>Exterminate all homosexuals, and fascism vanishes
t. ranny
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>>43333973
Op I think it’s time you let the gays into your abyss, if you know what I mean.

Also Captain Morgan? You buy rum on the daily and that’s your go to? There’s so much more out there. You should at least switch to Mount Gay now that your manifesto is bunk.
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Any society that can be destroyed by mansex is too fragile and unworthy of survival in the first place
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>>43334679
>weird power fetish
Yeah, you're right. But that doesn't make the manifesto wrong. I'm writing the manifesto for my own mental discipline. Because clearly I'm going to falter without it!!
>>43334729
>gays into your abyss
I tried using a dildo recently and I couldn't fit much in, but it was such a weird sensation, I didn't really know what it felt like but it was so intense that I couldn't breathe.
So no I won't be letting anything into my abyss sny time soon
>Captain Morgan
Yeah but I don't like changing what I eat or drink. Puts me on edge
>>43334958
Maybe. But I don't want to lose faith in EVROPA. Otherwise what did I spend all that time listening to neofolk for
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>>43335785
>I tried using a dildo recently and I couldn't fit much in, but it was such a weird sensation, I didn't really know what it felt like but it was so intense that I couldn't breathe.
Average right-wing ideologue. Good job, Anon. You're just like your idols. I'm 100% sure this is what Evola did in secret too, not even joking
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>>43335818
I was just trying it to see. You know, scientifically, with a critical eye. I can't be judged for that. EVROPA needs the fresh eye to find ways to 'keep away' decadence.
I forgot to mention the dildo vibrated also which may explain why it felt like it did.
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>>43336124
It's a cute larp, anon. You can drop it now, it's getting stale
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>>43336124
“The White Man’s Burden” is actually loosening up his hole to welcome big dicked men from the global south. Glad you’ve taken these crucifies steps.
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>>43336139
It's not really a larp. It's dressed up as one only because one of the people who knows the story without its embellishments browses this board. But I really need to let it out or I'm going to explode. The story as written is basically true
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>>43333973
I saw a beautiful twink at the food store like a month ago and still think of him. It's that rare and impossible to find a gay twink in the wild.
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>>43336725
I'm still convinced it is a larp. But I'll play along. You genuinely shouldn't worry about being a hypocrite if you're on the right. Rationalizing hypocrisy is basically 90% of the right-winger's existence.



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