what if there was a tiny boymoder who would appear in your bedroom at night and nibble on your toes while you would be sleeping?
Couldn't be worse than my cat who would jump and swing at my toes when they were over the end of the bed
i'm so tired of seeing the boymoder avi its going to make me
>>43334142I would wear nibble proof socks of course
I would be scared af and couldn't sleep, a human I don't know nibbling my toes just seems terrifying
>>43334377what if this person was the one who would sell you them?
>>43334620>The poifect boicrime...
>>43334142I woke up this morning with a bruise on my toe O____O;>>43334145bap bap bap! X3
>>43334142Id stomp it to death >>43334620Id choke them with the socks>>43334837I will saw this ones inhuman parts off. Fuck these shitty ai threads. Who the fuck is this trash for. I hate you people
>>43334142Hope she likes fungus
>>43334853
Ai slop threads deserve ridicule.
>>43334142What gender is this person? I can't tell!
>>43336017>petite>smooth skin>no facial hair>girly bob cut>hoodie to hide bodyobviously a boy
>>43334142https://www.koin.com/news/washington/unfortunate-accident-family-of-washington-toddler-attacked-by-river-otter-will-receive-350k/Explain yourself ottermoders!!!
>>43334837nya!
>>43336311good ottermoders condemn all violence :[
>>43336392ruff! :3
>>43336311aww ;~; m... maybe the otter was frightened?>>43336416yeah! ;~;
These threads are garbage ai slop
>>43337643aww yeah :3good night :3
>>43337875*puts u in ur little basket*Good night! ^~^
>>43337889i'm sorry i gotta tell you before i go to sleep that you are lovely :3
>>43338094awww you're lovely too! ^~^ *hugs!*
>>43334142i'd let her nibble
>>43334142i would snatch her up and give her some nice cronchy carrots to nibble on
how do i acquire my own boymoder
>>43338903firmly grasp it
you have not described a boymoder, but infact a foul duende, a goblin of the night who, in its wicked nature, lives only to remove the toes of misbehaving children. i would promptly kill it.
>>43338894>>43338945Gnomes?! O___O;
>>43338930what if she doesn't want to be firmly grasped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWbtxdq5rvQwhat do boymoders think of this video
>>43338989FIRMLY GRASP IT
>>43338903you have to set a trap with things boymoders are known to like as bait. like old tvs or video games or hoodies.
>>43339084
>>43338903what do you want to do with her?
>>43339598snuggle her and give her forehead kisses
>>43339534No, don't do it boymoderchan!
We need a list of suspects right away!
>>43339605good... good...
>>43334142I want to nibble boymoder toes
>>43337643>>43337875>>43338094Do ottermoders do anything other than sleep?
>>43342939They like slides :3
>>43342939>>43342978true
>>43343038^~^/ Good morning!
>>43343047good morning :3>>43342939they also like belly rubs
>>43343038Saturday morning Arthur ahh character design
>>43343057We need to put together a list of suspects to deduce who nibbled on anon's toes! The culprit must be brought to justice!! >__<
>>43343085>who could have done it...?
>>43343180>But listen to the music! They're evil! https://youtu.be/zYIQJsK4y3c
>>43343085hmm...
>>43343186nooo... they are falsely accused!!(except the "bunmoder", she's obviously wearing fake ears)
>>43343206>Spoiling the mysteryShuuuut uuuuup...
>>43343180>nyanmoder>bunmoder>mousemoder>foxmoder>beavermoderThey all look SMUG as ALL HELL, and they're NOT sorry!!! >:3>>43343206I'd be pouty too if I had to stand in four line-ups! >:c
But let's think about this for a moment............. who is known........ for chompin'....
>>43343262we know who's gonna be the defense lawyer, but perhaps that's a good cover...
>>43343323>Ace Cat, often abbreviated as A. Cat
>>43343323Awww little beavermoder feeling the pressure ;~;I think they got the wrong critters, though! O___O;
>>43343367>the lawyer has found critical evidence!!!
>>43343367>>43343435...but could she be bribed?
>>43343435This is always so cute X3>>43343445Boymoders are highly susceptible to bribes! It is known.*puts on sherlock holmes hat* Hmm... what could possibly take a big ol' nibble out of a boymoder's toes in bed...
>>43343474this indeed is a mystery...
>>43343493It's this one!!! >:3ehehehe... mystery solved... let's put blahaj on trial!
>>43343544>:3
>>43334142>what if there was a tiny boymoder who would appear in your bedroom at night and nibble on your toes while you would be sleeping?If you could find a dozen of them you could open a Chinese pedicure place where you put them in a pool and let them eat the dead skin off your feet
>>43343565ewwwww! DX
>>43343557I think this might be the most important legal proceeding in this board's history!!! D:Blahaj has a LOT of friends!!
>>43343615yes, i hope this goes well...sorry im really tired rn :<gonna nap
>>43343631Woah, me too! :oI'm fighting it a lil though, hehe.. trying to alter my sleep schedule :3I will join u soon in dreamland :3c
>>43343565That will be $3 extra, sir. No, not for your giant trannie man-feet, but because you asked for the NibbleModer and she costs extra to cover her taco expenses.
>>43343739Better not be that hard shell crap
>>43343323Beavermoder is the only one who realizes the gravity of the situation. Not surprising since they are the most industrious and responsible critter, building dams to prepare for winter and such while the other critters are just playing and not storing any food.
>>43343739>nibblemoderCUTE!! X3
>>43343739Unfortunately you can't turn your back on AGP Hons who order a Nibblemoder pedicure. You know full well what else they'll try to get her to nibble on. :(
>>43334142>an adult man pretending to be a retarded kidI think access to hormones should be gate locked behind a simple IQ/normalcy test, we would avoid both the rapehons and the deranged cringe sissy freaks like you
>>43344115AI boymoders are life fuel for me.
>>43344117Fuel for your illness perhaps, you should seek therapy instead of larping (I hope) as a retard
>>43343739>nibbling
>>43345605omg, did we find the culprit?? :O
>>43344115leave the ai boymoder posters alone, they aren't hurting anyone
>>43345759perhaps it was the sharkmoder :3
>>43345788You can't sharkmode, you're a land mammal!! >__<
>>43345788>sharkmoderSharkmoder is the one critter NOT allowed, that role is already taken!
>>43345986>mfw i need a bath :3
>>43346028Stinky Raccoon sez: baths are optional! *nodnods*
>>43346075hehe good night raccoon :3
>>43347596Good night, aroo~ ;3c
>>43343323>the jury is not their peerskangaroo court!!!
>>43348911:3
