Do you have a preference for penis size or shape?Last thread>>43343203
shiza inches
>>43344863Long enough to penetrate is perfectDont want third nipple cockBut still would suck one.
>>43344863>there are posters here who are smaller than both
>>43344863I'm around seven inches so anything below that is good. It helps with my ego and my gag reflex.
>>43344861that was back in the 19th century babe, not saying it's not a thing anymore, but very rare, though maybe it can make a comeback thanks to netanyjahu
>>43344894gross
>>43344863I prefer uncircumcised and I really like when the ridge flares up like this
>>43344894blc domtop
>>43344898delulur
normalize bottoms with full beards
do you get along with your dad?
>>43344936normalize bottoms with full bowels
>>43344943
>>43344935you thinking you have a vagina is delulu
>>43344954you thinking im thinking i have a vagina is delulurer
>>43344936we like this
idg what makes something a situationship and not fwb
I'm sick and horny.
Got my fursuit in the mail today UwU
>>43344982what animal is it
>>43344957you thinking i'm think that you're thinking that you have a vagina because you're a big fat fucking polish repressed tranny that was groomed by a pedophile twice your age and thinking that being suddenly a right wing will change the fact that you're a tranny that wanted to cut off his cock and made yourself a clown for your family is delulu
>>43344982you're a millionaire?!
if i got a gay furry titty mousepad would you make fun of me?
>>43344987A otter
>>43344998Are you short? Otter fursonas are usually philippines level of short
>>43344960now that's what I call an IDEAL BOTTOM
>>43344982Cool, is it also a murrsuit? If so you better post a pic of your butt with it on.
Oh my god... literally shiza's backstory.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YXh6sw7xOFo
>>43344973A situationship is what you call your boyfriend you don't think your parents would approve of, it's one of the lies everybody knows is a lie, but doesn't make a fuss over usually.A FWB is what happens when you want to be poly without discussing it
>>43345013he's so cute, why didn't i save his name grr
>>43344996>titty mousepadYes you bishit
>>43345045ur dumb
I really don't understand the furry thing. Do they dislike their partners face? It's hard for me to imagine not being hurt by someone, especially a boyfriend, wanting to fuck me with a headcover except occasional RP or something.
>>43345059>except occasional RP or somethingyou literally just explained it
Hiii, how are you doing?
>>43345057Those aren't titties tho are they? You could have said ass mousepad if that was what you meant
>>43345059I personally think the anonymity of the mask adds a bit of mystery and charm. And also the whole idea of fucking someone who has an animal mask, feeds into our deepest animalistic urges, and kind of brings us back to a time before online dating and courtship, back when all we had to do was sniff each other and mate. It's always important to remember that despite our intelligence, we humans are still technically animals, and have animalistic needs. :3
>>43345086i didn't want to keep censoring but there are also balls and pecs results. a mousepad that bulges out
>>43345083Pretty good. Meeting with FWB soon
>>43345104Oh nice! I hope you have fun together!
>>43345059>Do they dislike their partners face?This isn't necessarily true. If you meet up with a guy on Barq (furry Grindr) you usually meet each other without wearing the masks or suits for the first date. It's usually more of a romantic/RP thing.
i().jpg still working hard i see
i miss my bisexual belgian furry bfshouldnt have dumped him :/
i don't have a foot fetish but i think it'd be weird if the guy i dated had small feet
bottoms be like "tops be like 'bottoms be like 'tops don't wash they asses''''
>>43344960DIRTY WHORE BEGGING TO BE RAPED!!!!
Is this the thread?
>>43345183It's weird when they're massive feet too, needs to be in the middle sweetspot
>>43344982How big is the box? Does it come vacuum sealed? Do you live alone or did you have to explain it to a roommate/parents?
bottoms be like "tops be like 'bottoms be like 'tops need big feet''''
>>43344988>>43344994uh oh he did a fat sheiza
>>43344996I have a shadow the hedgehog jiggly ass mousepad. It's really fun to fingerfuck him a bit when I'm bored in meetings.
>>43345218
>>43345216Idk i lied, i was just curious to see if we had any furries around
i'm going to the store do you guys want anything
>>43345237yeah, i want out of this godforsaken thread
>>43345225Lololol pls post it
>>43345235but i'm always bringing up furries
>>43345237Yes could you get me 1kg of hugs and kisses pls <3
>>43345235Have you not seen the Meesh posting guy? These threads are at least 15% furry, imo.
I would never date a politician
>>43345250>>43345274Can't say i've noticed no
I would never date a polishian
Only Winona poster complimented my cock kind of but you guys are gay? Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>43345304she just playing in your face but you 2 inbred 2 notice it
>>43345244I know this sounds like cope but I got a plain body pillow a while back to help me sleep then a friend told me I should get an anime pillowcover and I was drunk so I got shadow as the least cringe option. Then I needed to replace my mousepad and I live alone and again thought it would be funny to have a matching set and the jiggly ass ones make me laugh so here we are. I sleep with shadow every night and we spend our days together. But I'm not weird or anything I swear I'm cool. Sometimes I jerk off to shadow porn but ironically I stg. Sometimes we chat at the end of the day and I move him out to the livingroom to cuddle when I'm feeling low. Not in a weird way tho. I hide him when company comes over then apologize once I take him back out. I'm normal.
>Only [another trans person] poster complimented my (((cock))) kind of but you guys are gay? Hmmmmmmmmmm
>>43345316Im inbred but not stupid
Do you guys brush your teeth or are you masc?
>>43345304it has a nice hijab on it, very pious & modest
>>43345304The problem isnt the cock it's who it's attached to
mtfgen told me your secrets once jäger
>>43345320>reverse image search>zero results
>>43345341I brush with a sonicare then floss brush again anything i missed with a single tuft and then waterfloss
>>43345341i brush and rinse to make sure when i suck dick i'm tasting nothing but the dick
>>43345394Plz share with the class
>>43345320true adam + based + W + I believe everything
>>43345411I gag myself with the brush just to cough up the dirt stuck at the very back of my mouth
>>43345394what was it? is she a an agamp tranny?
Melon is good.
>>43345419I do that too but to keep the gag reflex away for my future husband i can shove the whole tootbrush down atp
>>43345416>>43345429I lied again UwU
>>43345433I read this but I don't believe it. I got a tongue scraper a year ago, get down deep with that guy every morning, and STILL gag all the time.
i am haunted by my own memories
>>43345432>eating disgusting pre cut melon treated with toxic chemicals when theres literally fresh watermelon available year round
>>43345442You're worse than her. I hate you. I will never invite you to share the bed with me and shadow. You can watch tho
>>43345451stop posting this ugly hooker
>>43345451K
>>43345456Do you like fried chicken too?
>>43345456>ooh ooh ah ah watermelon watermelon ugly fat black monkey
>>43345469Kek
I gotta cum soon. I'm getting no-reason boners from all the pent up energy.
Oops. Someone's upset.
>>43345490i love those videos of that gay russian fucking his watermelon
i wish i could be by his side.
>>43345510he was polish. put some respect to shiza's name.
>>43345490Boy dinner
Going gay cruising on my purple bicycle RN.>>43344863Uncut only.
https://www.youtube.com/live/rI3kPrvqwm8?si=v_mkHM1KRMUd0xRnI'm about to pump my load in someone.
>>43345557Goy vey honestly wild somone managed to convince all of usa to mutilate their dicks
>>43345557How purple we talking and from which side do you mount it?
>>43345586Average gay purple. I mount from the left.
>>43345594Hmmm interesting
i don't wanna exercise today but here i go
dear friends it feels as though my therapist is pretty useless:(
>>43345598Not into piercings at all.
>>43345014H-hot...
I have a flight tomorrow and I’m terrified of flying.
>>43345604Hire a black therapist, a man with a BBC and ask if sex therapy is poosible.
>>43345610Buy another bike then. Maybe a brown bike with black spots that you mount from the right would be more to your liking
>>43345621Me too, i used to be so fine with flying then it just switched to horrified suddenly
>>43345598https://youtu.be/55yLR5dZVEw
barbarian chub bf https://x.com/Razzragr/status/1974691698572996747
what if a top but his foot on your face while he was fucking you?
>>43345598shiza has an apricot bike that she mounts from the left with black and white stripes on the right, green on the left and coral/teal and pink in the front
Why are chastity cages not accepted in the gay community
>>43345652How do you deal with it?
>>43345710i want to suck you as foreplay and jerk you off while fucking you
https://youtu.be/Ep_V1cMKCsg?si=s6ReLqz7DAcpOZgF
>>43345488>>43345562Post some Meesh, I'm at work right now and very horny.
>>43345696Oh oh oh let me try and decode!>two tons of fun>likes black tops>(assuming lime) wants you to buy dinner>a general fan of CBT, toes, plus tits and/or dildoesSounds like shizza the hut
i am at the stage in my life where receiving affection sounds more appealing than having sex.all i want is to belong to one man.
>>43345710Do you not get embarrassed doing the intentionally retarded pepe roleplay in 2026?
>>43345758i want to give you as much affection as you deserve
>>43345598Feels dangerous to be walking around with a brown handkerchief then depending on the material someone tries to shit on you
>>43345747oh wow, that wasn't really serious but it seems like i was onto something.
>>43345745Right here buddy.>>43345732
>>43345764his name is Apu actually
Oppa gaygen style!
>>43345806nice crick
>>43345806Show shoesies
Just sent 200$ to a straight couple for the bfs bday party cuz I want him to like me more
>>43345823
>>43345823lmfao
>>43345833
>>43345772would you hold my hand, and kiss me?
>>43345823It's never worth it anon, they won't like you eitherway
>>43345833But I sent it saying that this means he won't get a Christmas present (although I probably still will). So still some self respect!
>>43345820
Meici dou xiang zhuangzuo hen juejiang
>>43345859wowzers imagine the smell
uwu
I want a gay man to cum in my hole
Here is a pic of real me.
>fat>brown>shortKnew it
i don't want to die
>>43345844Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilightLead me out on the moonlit floorLift your open handStrike up the band and make the fireflies danceSilver moon's sparklingSo kiss me
>>43345905bitch me too the fuck
>>43345624she is black, I've never had a good black therapist
>>43345841
>>43345918Baby, you know that I miss youI wanna get with youTonight but I cannot, baby girlAnd that's the issueGirl, you know I miss youI just wanna kiss youBut I can't right nowSo, baby, kiss me through the phone(kiss me through the phone)I'll see you later onKiss me through the phone(kiss me through the phone)See you when I get home
>>43345905I kinda do, not enough to end myself early but i am curious what happends next
>>43345905Your soul will live on forever unless youre evil and your soul turns into a demon and an angel destroys you
Scenes from the gaygen meetup
>>43345954way too masc to be gg
Where can I find a gbf who looks like this?
>>43345962like shit?
>>43345961You people always get so sensitive about anything faggy, why is it so hard to let yourself just have fun
>>43345962alaska probably
>>43345969I want to only belong to one jewel of a man.
>>43345859Very cute one can already feel the smell ... intoxicating and addictive.
>>43345973Bags packed, I'm on my way
>>43345971i don’t even know you got that out of my comment are you baiting for another reply or what
DREAMS LAAAAAST FOR SOOO LOOOOONGEVEN AFTER YOUR GONE
>>43346005YOU WERE MEANT FOR MEEEAND I WAS MEANT FOR JEWEL
holy homoerotica
>>43345859Comfy, I would love to keep those cute lil toes of yours very warm (*ゝω･*)
>>43345874>>43345978>smellEspecially after I've gone 5 miles on a bike.
>>43345993You're implying this gen is filled with fems no? Just like all the victim mascs always do in this thread. I'm having a hard time understanding which part you didn't get
>>43346034Zuko is a ruler of the fire nationshiza is a polish suka
>>43346036Thanks, sweets.
>>43345859no animals around because hunters killed them all....
>>43346057Wish you'd go 5 miles on my cock. Only 79,200 strokes. 39,600 is you consider both up and down. We could crack that out over a long weekend.
The shiza pizza theory...
>>43346036someone who just shows their socks probably is really fat
>>43346093he knows that there are posters here who only want sockshe knows
Got my bussy played with
>>43346104Posting feet is innocent fun, i love feeding the fetishists itt
>>43346104i only want fat
trannies are annoying
You guys can call me pooner, woman, zigger, idcBut I won't tolerate being accused of being non-white
>>43346093fattys dont go on bikes
Mfw feet
>>43346136Ooh ooh ah
>>43346136Hi jäger. Us POCs should stick together>>43346143GNOME aah
>>43346143sorry, we're a "socks on" general. keep moving
>>43346162How are you today pretty guy?
>>43346065>Zuko is a ruler of the fire nationand ruler of the gym.
>>43346162even you're a POC you should relate to timur, she's a POS
>muscular men hugging and kissing
>>433460936-1 170 lbs is not fat
>>43346177Your posts are so meh
>>43346179oh no no no no(definitely fat just as i thought)
>>43346184This anon prefers boys over men
>>43346183This reminds me of cdc
I'm not sorry for liking men.
To any furries of this thread. What is your favorite Zcik animation?
>>43346213No one said you should be dumbass, this is a proper example of why your posts are so bad
Dear Sirs, I hope this message finds you well.I am a professional cock sucker, and I would be honored to clean your dick.If you allow me, I would like to provide a free sample so you can evaluate my work.I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards.
>>43346219ppst vids and references are u better than cow?
>>43346219Ive blocked multiple jeets on grindr with almost exactly this message
>>43346228>>43346183
>>43346219Dear slim, i wrote you but you still ain't calling
>>43346234lol
>>43346232i take it! thx anon!!!! usually its all kill yourself this and rope that
>>43346217Don't feed the binigro, it is black and dumb and far apart from the reality and this thing is more of a chatbot that a person
ooohhh maaah gooood the tumor is here FUVK!
>>43346238Eww, don't fucking reply to me ever again retard
>>43346170Im good just having some wine. About to clean up my nasty apartment. Oh and I bought a bunch of glow in the dark stars that im gonna stick to my ceiling. What about you?>>43346204Old man is kinda hot...
>>43346065monarchists need to be crucified
Just cuddled with my bf.
>>43346248Oh I didnt recognized it was you anon my bad>>43346252Love glowy starsI'm in good spirits thank you.
I've realized that possessive or disrespectful behavior is a bigger turn off to me than being pudgy or over 35
>>43345806ooh nice any fishing gear? if not kys
>>43346252Would you date a mature pooner with a bara fetish?
>>43346280Is it a timur or a cdc stray? I'm confused
>>43346258Hawt, I like the one with Death from Puss In Boots
>>43346229that's where i saw the message jeets treat everything like an interview process
>>43346273fucktard>>43346252what ethnicity r u
why is it so hard to get a good therapist>>43346266lucky
>>43346263never fucking comment on my posts ever again old balding german subhuman, escapee from incinerators
>>43344894damn fertile sis
>>43346287I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about me
>>43346273>turn off>being over 35what lol
>>43346304лoл
>>43346315Some guys are weird about age.
>>43346289He's got a lot of good stuff. Zcik has good coloring and squish physics. I've been finding so much SFW cute stuff too.
>>43346315being over 35 is a big deal when your like 18-21, it still seems so old
>>43346304>never fucking commentIt's "never fucking reply" anon, get it right next time
>>43346280I guess I would>>43346294>what ethnicity r uIm indian saar
Should I shave?
>>43346346tell em, chief! imoffthisisnthittingthespot
>>43346358Yikes
>>43346358Kill yourself straggot troon
>>43346362nah
I forgot to post the image, should I shave these legs?
>>43346358u dont look india, they have a yellow piss shit tone to their skin, u give arab
>>43346358It would look some sort of shota fantasy, you topping a big poon dad
>>43346372There's nothing there to shave at all.
>im indianI would never admit to this online if i was unfortunate enough to be born in that shithole
>>43346380Why would someone lie about being indian? Normally It's the opposite, indians denying they are indian
>>43346368What did I do now? >>43346372No bitch wax+laser>>43346384I have a hard time imagining myself topping anyone
My co-worker and her daughter are trying to fuck me.
>>43346391r u regarded? she is flirting with me
>>43346384You will never be a man btw, you're an insavise straight woman specie, you can't be a dad and your vagina can only be a mommy to some poor kid with a bpd parent
When thotho found out im russian he melted down a lot with gore spam. Then angry I didn't post cock when asked (to him equals you are trans)Then angry more when I wouldn't say palianytsiaBrags about filtering me but unfilters to meltdown moreJust saying
the nigger is so desperate for interaction lol
Go ahead, hug me. I dare you.
>>43346389not everywhere in India is a shitholethere are cities that are more beautiful than anywhere in Europe imo >such as
What's a good way to pleasure my ass, I always feel the need to penetrate my ass while jerking off, but it hurts and I don't feel pleasure no matter how lubed I am, or how small the object I use is
>>43346394>i guess i would>im indian You did so bad anon, stop posting
>>43346403luckily most poonies become infertile. no kid needs that baggage.
>>43346372Yes and post pic afterwards of you spreading for daddy
why do bottoms make faces like this?
>>43346394pooners can't do much else besides bttm yk.
>>43346385She's prickly>>43346372Bitch it's been a whole 8 days since you shaved what do you think you should do?
>>43346398No one is trying to fuck you, you are old, grey, fat, black, unattractive, mentally ill and bisexual. You live far away from reality, you come here and spend most of your time making post no one cares about, you are lonely and boring, and by the looks of it this type of sensationalist post is the only thing that will make you noticeable in a bad way. However you life is so shit that you will take even that because there's not much left, pho shop nigger.
>>43346400>she is flirting with me??>>43346389>>43346422It was a joke...
>>43346408Ngl I probably would be too if i was cursed with being born looking like that
>>43346419>it hurts and I don't feel pleasure no matter how lubed I am, or how small the object I use isyou will NEVER be a bottom
>>43346439>>43346423>>43346408>>43346407Wig
>>43346439he could try being a pleasant person instead of a rapey pedonig but i guess that's too much to ask
>>43346398what's the best donut shop in Destin? there's so many of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjsYd_Luqog
>>433448635 inches bros, is it all over?
now it's samefagging because it wants to sperg about junk food again. its second favorite subject after raping women and children.
>>43346419>but it hurts and I don't feel pleasure no matter how lubed I am, or how small the object I use isBoth of my ex's were like this. The unfortunate answer is some people relax easily, some need more time to open up, and some people need way more time than theyre going to be willing/able to put in and still be into it.
>>43346473drag holden
RuPaul's Drag Race Jeet Edition
>>43346473>>43346476do you say this about every top trip
>>43346476What a blast from the past
>>43344863bigger the betterunmutilated onlyas hairy as possible
>>43346495black okay?
>>43346179WHORE WHORE SLUT SLUTTY LEGS DICK SUCK SUCK GOKGOGOK..GOKGOGOK..GOK.GOGOGOK..GOGOK.GOKHHHH~gokgogok..gogogok..gogok..goKhhhh~
>>43346480>top tripholden never had sex with men and crapping doesn't have sex with anyone
>>43346455Donut Hole is the famous one. But it's really up to taste. The Coffee Shoppe is a personal favorite.>>43346434Y r u mad?
>>43346478Rupaul is so surface level gay culture
>>43346179i can't take pictures like this because my car is DIRTY
>>43346524>Y r u mad?He didn't lie tho did he?
>>43346530Im thankful for people like you
https://voca.ro/1ge2XHJZcHnm
>>43346434>mentally ill and bisexual.why did you write the same thing twice
>>43346545HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAGA HHAHA AHAHA HAHA
>>43346545hi slayr
>>43346545shiza loves me its canon
is there a safe way to increase your penis size?>t. only 5 inches
>>43346545You're scaring me
>>43346504black only, i thought that was obvious
>>43346572nope just gotta acceptancemaxx
>>43346523Holden's dog was male so I'll argue that he never had sex with men. Oh shit really you wrote "men" as in "human male", that checks out then. Wait, wtf is shiza then?
>>43346419>What kind of lube?It needs to say gel on the bottle, if you can feel it slovh when you shake the bottle it is way too thin.Thin lubes help things slide, but they don't provide cushion.>Get a lube applicatorIt lets you shoot lube up your butt so you're already slippery inside.>Can you get a finger in?Get the smallest stationary toy you can find, and 1 size up.now that you don't have to keep your mind on manipulating the object you can focus on relaxing your hole.When you can insert the bigger plug without warming up, get the next size up.These squarepegs plugs are my favorite, kind of expensive, but they are really soft and squishy, very comfortable.
Felt horny, tried to do some butt stuff, but didn't have any ideaFound a long screwdriver with the base having a width of around 4 fingers.I finger myself a little bit (feels nice) I then clean the screwdriver and I lick the smooth base a little bit. I finally put the smooth, plastic base inside meFeels a bit good, nothing impressive, but still nice. I walk with the thing still in me to pick up somethingI start feeling better than ever in my life, gets a bit dizzy to walk, and I get close to moaning.I look at my cock, It's hard and licking preUhmmm, I think I wanna buy a buttplug :D
>>43346545Shiza after dropping molly>ILOVEYOUUUUUUUU
>>43346586post pic
>>43346573She's so svenvorg coded
>>43346572try this
>>43346586>I then clean the screwdriver and I lick the smooth base a little bit.for what reason
She's crazy and an alcoholic, but she's got an okay body. Her daughter is 18 and in high school, but talks about how she prefers older dudes. I got other young chicks to fuck though that would be less trouble. Plus I like dudes too.
>>43346604 >>43346604 >>43346604 >>43346604 >>43346604 >>43346604
>>43346572My dick grows when guys play with my butt, you could try that.
uncle ruckus hallucinating again
>>43346278Of course I do, you gay faggot. I'm the sort who has emergency fishing gear in his car.
>>43346610Bad dragon scares me
>>43346611To lube it
>>43346596Sry, I preffer not to, I haven't shaved and my ass is hella ugly rn, too hairy
after a long session with my boyfriend, i am gaped, and honestly i wouldn't have it any other way. the width of my puffy hole is an indicator of how much he loves me
