Is OP 4 meters long?

Feeling kinda gay, might delete later...

he fucks that plushie

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AЗИЛИЯ БЭHКC MENTIONED!

>>43348847
not a problem when you have image hover

>>43348859
rope

>>43348415
Saying he is, doesn't mean he is lol
I dont care about it anyway was just curious

Do you own any pokemon plushies?

>>43348903
i have a gengar one that i won at an arcade. i kinda want an excadrill one too

>>43348864
I wish she had more than just a couple of bangers so that i could stan her unironically

>>43348915
how often do you fuck it

>>43348910
Who asked?

>>43348910
sounds shit, is this what you've listened your whole life? explains a lot

>>43348859
But if I did, my bf would be very sad :(

timur is the charlie kirkland of gaygen

>>43348903
Yes, I have one of those fake Pikachu plushies you can purchase on Aliexpress, it looks surprisingly authentic though.

drop cis. half the posts here are about trannies

>>43348918
now that i'm looking at it, it's probably shorter than my penis. and now that i've measured it it's only 6 inches tall. who would fuck that?

>>43348903
Yes I just bought a Tediursa one

>>43348946
Point out one, from this thread alone. Or you're a schizo.

>>43348944
Timur is just a weird tankanon skinwalker, not a single original post. He just saw tank then decided to be him when he left

>>43348950
furries, pedo, assorted mental cases

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>>43348917
She has many. Just refuses to release what's left or work with people and make new stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqBdKeBdJqs

>>43348962
That's women for ya.

>>43348829
I fucking love Dragonite man

my mom donated 500 dollars to xavier becerras campaign and then acted shocked when it comes out that he lost 20,000 migrant children
i literally told her that all politicians are the same. normies never learn

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>>43348986
where is your plush?

i'm bi.

>>43349000
kill yourself

>>43348998
where's his hole

>>43349000
All bi yourself LMAO

>>43348995
Imagine the 20k child support payments ohmagott

Im byesexual

Bye bye

>>43349000
how often do bi erase themselves as gay?

>>43349036
Never, they remind everyone they are straight

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Still not sure why gays and mtfs hate bi guys

>>43348985
You're such a tryhard, consider roping

>>43349036
idk, if i married by bf i'd still be bi?

my* bf

>>43349048
>>43349047

>>43349047
We wouldn't expect you to understand our life experience because you're not one us are you? Tranny >>43349048

>>43349066
>>43348859

Love and marriage with a zesty squeaky nigga

>>43348915
>>43348945
>>43348952
Post your plushies

I KINDA LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME WONDERFUL

You guys make yourselves look very smart and edgy as always, good job

I may not like Timur, but imagine how much do you have to be of a fucking pathetic aging loser that you have to search for pictures of dead animals, save it on your device, post it as means to show how you owned someone you don't like in a thread of a not even much popular imageboard.

You're some kind of wonderful

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I have this

>>43349124
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it, why did post that ..

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>>43349101

>>43349127
https://youtu.be/1JrutfWNp-s?is

Hi

>>43349165
Hi cutie

>>43349163
You know they're not lies ms wonderful

>>43349168
Hehe hi Anon
How are you?

>>43349166
Actually rope yourself you tryharding nobody, beefing with timur that is already at the bottom of the barrel. You genuienly thought this was your way into the cool posters club didn't you? Dumbass

>>43349166
You are such a fucking mentally ill retard. Please kill yourself already, you'll see Timur everywhere soon enough and would need an escape. That's fine tho, no one likes you or will ever like you and you will keep on being a lonely rancid kraut nigger on your own and will die forgotten.

>>43349180
Pretty good hbu?

>>43349194
That's good! I'm glad you're well. I'm a little sleepy because I didn't sleep all night. (─.─||)

>>43349165
Hi Marie-na

>>43349203
Hiii Anon, how are you?
Marie is a cute name. I like it ^-^

>>43349166
I'm new in 4chan, why do people post dead animals to "own" someone?

>>43349221
4chan is full of deranged demented schizophrenic sociopathic psychopaths

>>43349221
We don't, he's just new trying to fit it with what he thought this place would be like

he doesnt want me, i'm delusional to think he ever did.

>>43349124
You are reasonable. Im ok not liked by everyone
It is a step up for thorny though - he use to spam dead or suffering Russians to me. He takes me off filters to do these posts too. He has no self worth

>butchered pansies
More like bush in panties

>>43349247
>>43349181
Do notice how he dropped his name now that he got embarrassed. I'll member this you retard

I fucking LOVE beethoven

Oh no I'm falling asleep

>>43349290
oh no i'm cumming in your hole

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>>43349275
son, you can't just put peanut butter on your dick and let the dog lick it off

>>43349290
ikr terjemur crying about trip fag drama is so boring atp. stop trying to rally people behind you

>>43349260
Which is funny because the more the subhuman gets active the less I think you were ever the problem at all. You get pissy too, but thorny is a fucking disgrace to humanity and should have been killed long time ago.

i just wanna talk about boys.

>>43349327
Curious when I have been pissy? Its very rare im not in a calm mood
>>43349339
Too bad, the idiots want only to talk about imaginary trannies

>>43348829
Does anyone else find men wearing socks attractive, but also being disgusted and repulsed by the sight of bare feet? Or is it just me

damn I’m about to fall in love again that’s crazy

>>43349356
I think its common to find bare feet disgusting to a degree

>>43349356
>Or is it just me
no that's exactly me too

>>43349308
>>43349364
It's so obvious you're new to this place, you genuinely thought we would be on board with this cringe edgy /b/ shit didn't you?

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>>43349346
i've been enjoying jakejonez since i saw his meangay shorts.

i don't how to feel about it. he has such a hot masc body, hut he's such a massive fag. flaming~

i'd bottom for him, but not top him. which is said becauss he comes across as a huge bottom.

>>43349388
Never heard of but that pic looks flamey
A shame, when looks like hot top but is flamer

>>43349141
I have a substitute too but I don't know where I put it

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omg arti? so hot. flaming bottom. would let him wreck my home if he topped.

Pls don't post hurt animals :(
>>43349339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKzCLI8tQ2k
>>43349366
Don't you fall in love every other month

>>43349388
he has a nice ass

he just turned 30 in January. handsome. very social and an open book. He’s extremely driven even with familial wealth. his space was like real housewives tier sharp modern decor and the space still had that expensive unlived in smell. Versatile. he’s smooth everywhere except pubes. likes to choke and bite. And I sampled his ass with my mouth and it’s easily in the top 3. naturally round cheeks, taste and texture. I’m gonna get hurt this time I fear.

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These are not dogs btw

>>43349384
found the foot fetishist

>>43349428
no I only fell in love once last year and it lasted 7 months on and off. Been single about 2 now and no one has grabbed me until this fellow.

>>43349450
What do you know every dog breed?

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>>43349432
man can make that ass pop. could bounce quarters off that thing.

>>43349441
Keep in mind next time you see him posting, this is thx looking up pictures of dead pandas

>>43349437
baby don'f hurt me

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Speaking of hot men

i was in love once. summer nights in his arms on the porch.

that was many moons ago.

He's experiencing a mental health episode, please be patient with him

being on 4chan is the complete opposite of being a sociopath

>>43349501
who?

>>43349507
>>43349503

>>43349492
Btw not a pit guy but want my fake shoved in his
>>43349501
It happens too often. He needs a handler or Xanax lol

and he made the best quesadillas I’ve ever had with home made salsa that was perfectly spicy. I posted about him cooking them but never gave the review. fuck me I want more of him NOWWWW

>>43349501
why? he won't get better, he will become even worse over time. he was disgusting when he started posting and he's worse now

>>43349527
Can I take credit for his mental downfall?

Why do I get banned in 10 minutes for posting something ever so slightly too risque for a blue board yet torny worny gets to post dead animals without so much as an ounce of moderation

you gotta calm down.
i'm fine. it's fine.
it's like football. this is preseason warm-up. it's gotta get hot. when the quarterback makes the call you run the play. don't cry if you get benched because you can't follow your lines.

>>43349542
He evades

>>43349541
Yeah kinda, he was really upset with you before he sperged out

>>43349542
because risque is fun and the jannies want gays to suffer

>>43349541
absolutely, as you can see how obsessed he gets when you get attention. perhaps he has a crush, like more on the attention you're getting whether or not you're what he imagines you to be. loser behaviour

>>43349553
Well have to admit you would know about that as well thoever

>>43349573
Nnooooo
>>43349566
>>43349558
I dont get the obsession
Hate, I understand. But this, is so strange

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lol

>>43349582
You're so upset

>>43349612
Left all the way

poonmur deserves all the bad in life that comes to her

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>>43349633
it's the way none of them are attractive

>>43349633
what country these fellas from?

>>43349650
Center right 10 years older with facial hair could get it

>>43349612
Right is giving financial manipulator
Left is giving shnuggly daddy that buys you sweaters and upgrades your phone uwu

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Hope everyone now is calm. Enjoy Roman

>>43349661
they all have mutilated dicks so america

>>43349681
>they all have mutilated dicks so america
how can you even tell?

>>43349595
I mean imagine yourself (or don't) as thorny. Imagine yourself as someone unlikeable, attention deficient, gross, old, ugly. Imagine that you have really no one in your life that you can be happy with and nothing brings you joy or recepricate the joys of your life. Imagine yourself being mentally ill (whatever you have is insurmountable compared to him). Imagine how hard you'll have to try to get any attention if your personality was shit and you'd have to resort to bait and derailing the thread as the negative is the only thing in your life that you're sowing and reaping and there's noting that can be done about it. Imagine a subhuman that rolls in his filth and takes pride in it and someone whom is not in touch with reality and for whom existence is a torture. Imagine a being with declining health, past the summer of his life, as even your own body is betraying you and you become uglier by hour and can never again even be mid by your own standarts.
Now that you have imagined him, I would like you to not empathize with that being, he will never get better, there is nothing to support or forgive or be sorry about. Ideally, you'd have to ignore it and count on the fact that the tar beast is dying very soon.

>>43349700
He seems he should be in a facility. I mean it, not as a insult
Anyway not our circus

>>43349719
I do not want to see that thank you.

looking for a black guy in Philadelphia to fucking rail me hard. sissy white guy.

>>43349700
>And also you're a bottom born before estrogen

it's like what hagrid said about dobby in that cave
>It was pity that stayed bilbos hand

>>43349700
I probably agree with you anon but the thought of you sitting down to write all this is so funny, you really did that

ALL HORNY POONERS PREPARE YOUR HOLE FOR MY HARD COCK AND CUM

I forgot about unhinged hours :(

>>43349766
Wanting to live vicariously through jägers experiences because we all know you won't be able to yourself

>>43349795
It's more like we have hinged hours, I feel like

FUCKING POONERS IN THEY'RE HOLE WHILE THORNY BEGS FOR A TASTE BUT THE POONER FARTS ON HIS NOSE INSTEAD

>>43349795
>dan when it's too hard to redirect the attention he craves so much at himself
:(

I mean it's better to feed dan as he may as well tell us about the fat old latino dickpig bottoms he fucked instead of being ragebaited by a german pedo troon that had nothing going on for years

how about neither

>>43349809
No I remember it’s like 5-8pm people have meltdowns and ramble about irrelevant ugly posters

>>43349828
yes, and?

>>43349842
exactly!

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Olivia Rodrigo is the greatest artist of our generation

looking for a black guy in Philadelphia to fucking rail me hard. sissy white guy!

>>43349723
You can mean it as in insult, bored unwell being like him won't treat you better if you give them grace, especially here.
>>43349756
Is there something I don't know about?
>>43349761
I was bored and wanted to give a detailed description.

>>43349876
have you considered going outside instead of posting this here where you're the only one in philadelphia

shiza's not a fucking hooker

>>43349873
eating his hole

>>43349876
the top tier black guys only want bearded masc whites sorry

Sent a guy pics and I think he blocked me :/

anymore!
shiza's not a fucking hooker anymore.

>>43349945
>the top tier black guys only want bearded masc whites sorry

I am a mix of both masc and fem features. Kinda average built. Although I only got a couple hairs on my chest. Will the black guys hit on me?

>bearded
Disgusting. Please shave.

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so i was thinking about going to hawaii... no reason.

Hate getting hand wounds. Complicates my masturbation plans greatly :(

>>43349612
Both give catfood farts vibe

Thank god it's warm and I can just ride my dildo downstairs where my roommate can't hear it whenever I want

>>43350033
dildo time

>>43350038
are you a moaner

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Need a man who will literally tear my clothes off, and mating press me the second I get home from work.

>>43350041
I get almost nothing from my ass. It makes normal orgasms more intense but the act on it's own doesn't do anything for me.

sometimes dildo's are better than men. they show up on time and they never finish early.

>>43350033
brojob time

>>43350051
When I cum sometimes I can't help it.

>>43350071
practice makes perfect. get a friend to help
>>43350075
they never finish

I want to buy it dildo and ride it and suck it until it cums

>>43350116
It's a crime to use this site while under the age of 18, I'm tweeting Trump to deport you.

>>43350092
your roommate probably knows you're gay. it's less creepy to ride a dildo in your room than elsewhere

>>43350106
I'm too Catholic for all that. Almost nothing else stuck but I just can't with the premarital sex. Freaks me out and I run away. Makes things difficult

>>43350152
>>43350038
Wait yeah are you just riding a dildo behind some boxes in the basement? Lol dude that's rough

>>43350160
mental illness

>>43350182
lmao

>>43350195
Compared to the seamonsters that lurk just below the surface on the gen I made out ok menthol-wise

https://litter.catbox.moe/728x5va8fg3ctw61.jpg

>>43350227
You have soft erections

>>43350217
uh huh

>>43350227
is that cum or white pre?

Sometimes clouds are so big it's like crazy

>>43350227
nice pp

>>43350217
My brain kept interpreting that as a play on the word semen and not just the word seamonsters.

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>>43350227
Is this ai generated? I feel like I'm going insane

>>43350311
Semen monsters is a lil on the nose but apt

>>43350311
Semensters. Semenistas. Semenlier.

>>43350227
would understall

>>43348829
There is nothing more disgusting than a grown man with no wife and children who likes Pokemon and Nintendo. Any male over the age of 25 should be already playing Ninja Gaiden II and Battle Garegga. Why do faggots have such terrible taste?

>>43350458
Nintendo games suck but no man over the age of 16 should play video games at all. I stopped playing video games at like 13. Man child behavior

>>43350377
I meant in like a dislexia way where I couldn't process the meaning for several reads...

>>43350403
I like semenistas

Growing up is realizing mobile games are where it's at

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>>43350458
i like guys who play both pokemon and ninja gaiden. i have not gotten around to playing ng4

noooo you can’t play video games you have to watch paint dry & practice wood working??

grant gustin used to be so hot and now hes just so mid ugh

>he's a 10, but he bites his nails
Plz post pole

>understall
Is that a thing guys actually do?

>>43350544
https://youtube.com/watch/7neHsxuXtVE?si=qZlzjRC28qCDYAss

Tried to jork my pea nus but failed

which one of you is this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XvpQOVzN2Ko

bideo gaem

>>43350471
what do you do for fun then?

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Applying top/bottom discourse to vidya.
Bottoms are only allowed to play Stardew Valley and Pokemon. Tops are only allowed to play ball and gun and simulator games.
Making the discourse more retarded by implying bottoms that play gun games are trans.
Computer generate 500 twitter posts about this, push directly to the top of 18-25 male algorithms.

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>>43350677
which one

I think I'm getting fat

i am a stupid bitch that overdosed on minecraft

>>43350680
stare into the sun to maximize my vril

i would feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public

My chest hair is slightly growing back right now, shirt stays on

>>43350714
not good for your eyes

>>43350769
You're not an optometrist

>>43350680
Leave my house. You?

>>43350825
and then what? stand in the driveway?

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These threads really slow down when all the Euros go to sleep, huh?

ugh waiting for my stupid laptop to upgrade it's taking so long

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I need to eat old man hole

>>43350514
>I like guys who do fentanyl and eat healthy
Okay bro
>>43350471
Fair assessment, but if you're gonna be a gamer at least evolve your taste

AAAAAA my dog jumped into my bed and I knocked my laptop about while he was and it shut off the computer so now I have to start all over again

>>43350847
Today was a long walk to a dog shelter, vibing with the dogs, then reading on the state house lawn under a flowering tree drinking a cocktail out of a thermos. Tomorrow's prob just standing in the driveway tho you're right

>>43350917
Video games are actually a bad medium for story telling and aesthetically pleasing dopamine rush collectathons are the the thinking mans choice.

>>43350939
lol

>>43350938
oof

>>43350983
what games have you played?

>>43351002
The legend of zelda wind waker
Undertale
Stardew valley
Pokemon 1-8
House of the dead 2

My fucking steak didn't cook right :(

>>43351020
tricky bastard, you mean "I didn't cook my steak right"

>>43351020
please post results

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>>43350938
lol ornery poochie

>>43351020
what happened? How bad can it be?

*slow dirge*
Waiting in the driveway
Of your heart
Your childhood bedroom and you refuse to part
To win your love i serenade
But you looked out your upstairs window
And pulled down the shade

i am NOT confused about the concept of not being all about the insides

i park on the street

>>43351020
My dinner was butter chicken. Good but my cream was spoiled so I couldn't use it and my dutch ovens just don't have a nice seal so I lose so much moisture during the cook time. But overall tasty.

I always back in incase I have to skidaddle

i am NOT stuck on that episode of family guy where they found walt disney's frozen brain

>>43351087
Put foil over the rim and smush it

>>43351111
I tried that with parchment paper and it didn't work but I'll try foil next time.

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Pretty slow guys.

>>43351015
And did you enjoy playing them?

>>43351049
Stay off my driveway

>>43351132
Um, wdym by slow?

>>43351139
The driveway was metaphorical :(

>>43351139
I dropped a few of the pokemons

>>43351178
Delta's deathly afraid of driveways that's why he never goes outside. Think before you post.

law&order

>>43351190
>>43351139
But yeah*

>>43351178
>>43351194
>Chedoangphobia
You hate to hear it. Debilitating.

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>>43351165
I left hours ago and it's the same thread.

Which is the best app to get a boyfriend on?

>>43351178
It's for your own good

>>43351203
Then what's wrong with playing them still? They're fun

>>43351217
Look at mr fancy gravel over here
Posh bicth

>>43351282
youtube

>>43351282
jimmy john's

>>43351289
>>43351311
please I really need to suck a cock on the regularl...

>>43351282
Sex offenders registry

they still making new episodes of law&order?

>>43351332
dem rapists unironically good for hookups

>>43351361
And they say gay romance is dead

i didnt know i was related to marlon brando

>>43351421
youre a stupid bitch for telling us this as well.

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He kinda cute tho

Kinda sus to have kids toys in the background of a dick pic, no?
Not replying.
https://files.catbox.moe/84ii9h.jpg

>>43351002
>>43351045
dw I got everything back on track and finished the upgrade with only minor issues that were quickly resolved

>>43351500
Not really. Clearly some dad taking a dickshot on the couch. Look at his hand. Guessing late 40s maybe even older. Fat too.

>>43351482
I think I could handle a physical disability like one hand or whatever but tits on a man... I could never

>>43351474
i dont get it

>>43351523
What about a mental disability, like rarded

I need a weeb gamer boyfriend
hate normies

>>43351500
If anything it speaks to a retarded mindset. He doesn't notice the background is shit or doesn't care enough to try harder. Maybe that's what you meant and i jumped to you claiming pedo dogwhistle. Either way I would not. His hands look like potatoes

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>>43351541
Yeah the super unheard of underground world of video games. You're as normy as it gets.

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>>43351541
Can we 69 and watch anime?

>>43351523
>some dad taking a dickshot on the couch. Look at his hand. Guessing late 40s maybe even older.
hot if he wasn't fat

>>43351533
Depends on severity and style. Tards with a passion aren't a problem but the ones like delta who just slouch around and never want to do anything would never work. Take me to the tracks to watch some German train go by that you've been tracking, I'm into it. Spend a couple hours painting figurines and take me to the game shop with you or some con or whatever. As long as we leave the house

Well the whiney bitchtards are here now to ruin the vibe with a bunch of edgelording so

>>43351598
????
dan isn't here though?

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>>43351596
The train date i can do. We can get a bottle of blackberry wine and go down to the train tracks to hop a ride and see where it leads.

>cute boy into me and chatting and being receptive
>wonder what the catch is
>one state away
fuck this!!!!!!!

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Thoughts on Hispanics?

>>43351661
one state is nothing lmao

How do I get a smooth hairless ass?
>Nair
bad
>Shaving
bad
>wax
Costs too much money
>laser
costs too much money

>>43351674
Are y really hairy? I don't grow much back there

>>43351682
It's thin and soft hair but I'm pale white so it stands out

>>43351674
shaving is the best just go with the grain not against it and use foam
how hairy can an ass be. pics?

>>43351661
not ideal but not so bad

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>>43351697
I just want peak twink ass that's all
shaving seems like a bad idea since they'll just come back stronger. Does it come back as stubble back there?
Fuck this

>>43351657
That's insane I'm not getting on the train. We can go check it out and have a picnic on a nearby hill and watch them all go by tho. I make very good cucumber sandwiches.

>>43351712
that shits an old wives tale. I shaved my legs one time and I haven't seen any difference in how it grew back. Anyways just shave it every day you want a hairless ass and your fine

>>43351712
Get one of those electric razers and just make it part of your routine

>>43351674
Its either wax or laser, and wax is faster. If you aren't willing to wax, you pretty much just have to settle for a hairy bum or ridiculous stubble butt and irritation which causes pimples. Its not really that big of a deal anyways.

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>>43351523
Claims to be "slim"
>>43351546
I think he's maybe just a slob

>>43351749
I'll just try to wax it myself

trying to get into rain world and it just feels kind of clunky

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I like me some fit ass bitches.

>>43351755
Theres plenty of wax options. Once you get the hang of it and find your brand its no biggie

>>43351770
I'm gonna take it too far and wax everything

>>43351751
Your ass is your ass but I would not

>>43351751
And the bloat in that wrist screams fattie

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>>43349299
Lewd!

>>43349305
I dunno. I just like to say hi and hear how people's day went. I get lonely without someone to talk to.

>shave your legs bro
>shave your ass bro
>trim your bush bro
>shave your beard bro
>douche beforehand bro
That's why I'm introducing a bill that will pay a stipend of 50 dollars every week to every bottom who registers in order to recompense them for their service to the gaymmunity

>>43351797
I like having shaved legs. Smooth skin feels nice.

>>43351797
I do all of this
and still top

>>43351796
Stop trying to continue 4hr old convos. Live in the moment. How do you cut through the jet black carpet lining your hole?

>>43351805
I do too but its such a pain in the ass. I'm thinking of buying a safety razor or something to shave better cause the hairs keep getting stuck in my multiblades
Holy shit I just remembered from before I was out I shaved my legs in the bathroom and my mom noticedand got mad lmao. Core memory

>>43351797
wait until u find out about women

>>43351824
Safety razors are great. I use the XL albatross one on my face every couple days. Idk how they'd do in crevices tho. It's p easy to cut yourself unless the surface is flat. Had mine since covid. Love it, highly recommend

bi men and straight men dont think im gay even when i tell them im gay. any other gay men can relate?

>>43351857
I have a literal tattoo that says "I am gay" and this guy asked me if I was just an ally the other day

>>43351819
I'm sorry! Sometimes I fall asleep or forget to reply but it's not because I don't want to talk or am purposely ignoring people, it's just hard to balance with IRL stuff
What do you mean about carpet?

>>43351824
Yeah. :c For me it's the bumps and irritation. I've been thinking of getting an electric body razor but I don't know if they work well.

evens go for drive
odds go to sleep
dubs idk post hole or whatever

>>43351857
no

>>43351857
Yes people think I'm straight but it's only because I suppress my natural fagcent and my urge to grope straight men...

>>43351886
electric razors dont work they leave small hairs but they're good for just reducing the length of the hairs before you come in with a regular razor

I've never had a cock in my mouth or ass I am straight

I'm pretty sure that shaving your legs was not a gay thing in the Mediterranean. I don't know if they still do though.

>>43351857
Do you have a particular demeanor they may be attributing it to? Most people seem to think I'm straight but I'm also shy and reserved.

>>43351015
House of the Dead 2 is the only good game on there and I bet you credit fed too

>>43351903
You conspicuously left women out of your rationale.

Its like when fat weaklings or nerds used a hypothetical interest in females to claim manhood, which is about the lowest bar you can set. "At least I'm not gay!".