tea editionqott: do you drink tea?prev - >>43341463
no but my balls make t
>qott: do you drink tea?yeah im the teaposter from the last thread i literally have thousands of dollars worth of tea in my apartment
>>43349943i only drink cum
>>43349952can i see
>>43349959yeah gimme a few mins, it's not really impressive looking
>>43349943im going to rape you>qottyes i like honey in black tea when my throat hurties
>>43349959>>433499641/? This alone would go for $700+ on the western market, it's a really popular tea, a little under 1.8 kilos of tea.
>>433500432/? these are comparatively cheap teas but good examples of what the cakes and their wrappers look like
would you be mad if i peed on your tea
>>43350043>>43350060I will leave it with this, I have a few big bags/boxes full of random shit like this
>>43349943how do i, as a manmoder, cope with the fact that no man will ever love me
be a man and get over it
but im sensitive and emotional
fuck my abominable clockoid honstrocity life
>>43350100will you beat me if i only use tea bags
>>43350278no but i'll look at you with a mix of disappointment and disgust
i can change...... please i need you
mmg is a little slow, is there a meetup i wasnt invited to
yeah sorry we're playing spin the bottle rn
>>43350410im at work you useless neet
would you rather be a twinkish hon or a honnish twink?
>>43350432it's 8 PM here
whatever attracts more transbians
>>43350465we are in the same timezone do you want to have sex? keep in mind we are in the same time zone
it's pretty easy to attract transbians though
>>43350487you have to come to alabama...
inbredmoder
why am i single then ?
>>43350519do you top
nta but i'm so sorry
Im single im ugly im an obviously male twink with boobs and facial hair
>>43350539my dick doesn't work sorry
>>43350574hi idc if your dick works will you be my gf?
>>43350574dont talk to me you're worthless to me
>>43350598>>43350599amazing coordination you love bomb her and you tell her she's worthless
there is genuinely no reason to be alive if you are unattractive
how is being attractive the only reason to live
i can only top cis women
>>43350650read the literature and be cured
>>43350647makes me feel like a real woman
>>43349943basically only when I'm sick, like a nice chai or earl gray
i am bald
>>43350678>how is being lovable the only reason to live
>>43350709there's millions of people most likely far uglier than you with loving partners i'm not sure what you're point is
>>43350709the answers to both the question you responded to and the completely unrelated question that you asked are the same
idk senpai im ugly and i get laid still
Woaw buddy
>>43350703same folliclestie
>>43350742nta and i agree with you but you made a typo soooo
>>43350742That's simply not true. There might be maybe hundreds of people uglier than me and those are like guys who had batman villain accidents....
im going to get ffs before a man has the chance to love my face or at least express his love it. fuck my stupid faggot life all i have ever been is “cute”
i turn 30 in a few months and im a khhv, do trannies get wizard powers too
>>43350772No, wizard powers come from semen retention. Ours come from not making semen anymore.
>>43350770idk if this is bait but how big is your fucking ego that you think you're one of the ugliest people on the planet
>>43350796what kind of powers do we get then
ok but would one if you ride roller coasters all day with me? no sex, maybe a kiss at the end but no promises.
>>43350805i'm scared but maybe if you hold my hand i'd do it
>>43350805roller coasters genuinely scare me
>>43350826we can hold hands :3
>>43350834yay ^_^do you like incest?
>>43350805>no sexif we're not having nasty penetrative sex on the first date i'm not interested
can we talk about something other than sex for once
>>43350797i've posted an unsee and had someone respond with "jesus christ..."
>>43350882do you like animation memes
>>43350887do it again
>>43350882no wtf is wrong with you
>>43350882you choose the topic
>>43349943noWhat up moders!!! you're favorite thing just finished its new 7in!
>>43350410is it just me or has 4troon been kinda falling off l8leyi feel like its getting more and more slow desu
>>43350905the new topic is hobbies that don't involve jerking off, what do moders get autistically hyperfixated on
>>43350894https://unsee cc/album#2qxymxMAveI8
>>43350862:/ sorry nona
>>43350911i didnt upload the pic ;_;
>>43350918ive been into hexbugs lately is that malebrained? im sorry if its malebrained
what are you sorry for
>>43350918i fingerblast my ass
>>43350946like those little mechanical toy bugs?
>>43350862incest is rly quite amazing
>>43350927how much weight can it carry
>>43350920mogsfeel better?
>>43350882yea I wish she was here so I could hold her really tight and never let her go :/
>>43350920true moder <3
>>43350951for hexbugs being malebrained :(
>>43350971they're a little malebrained, but in a cute autistic way
>>43350971it's not and you're in manmoder general......
>>43350965I haven't been touched by another person since 2011. The only thing that can make me feel better is popping pills.
>>43350961Not entirely sure, built it with it with long range in mind. its running 1400kv motors
What was your worst manmoder moment?>Years ago, I got rejected by a guy in class at uni.>He end up dating a passoid like a week later.IWNBAW
>>43350996idk i guess the fact that no one has ever even questioned that im a man
>>43350976>>43350955i like them they come in a pot of colors and in a lot of different varieties
>>43350996this is rly sad nona but it hss been a couple years u prolly pass wsy more thsn u did
>>43351007cute
>>43350985i wish i learned practical skills instead doomscrolling the internet
me too i shoulda gone to plumber school i think
not having any practical skills makes me feel like a female brained bottom
do any of you have any practical skills
had a sex dream about a poster
>>43351074which poster
>>43351041idk, hobbies and the rope away.fpv is so great, ik its corny, but its really like flying when you start getting all the muscle memory
>>43351074was it me
i can eat pussy
>>43351081what got you into it?
>>43351025https://hexbug.fandom.com/wiki/Nano_(V1)u may be suprised at the amount of variety in even one generation... theres so many nano v1sand thats like the tip of the iceberg desu>>43350996ive been called bbd.. but ppl genuinely hugbox me on here i think its nice of them/you all but i think its only because i give my posts mean titles.. one time ppl said i pass on here but i asked my friend and she said the photo i picked looked maleimeditley lost all honfidence i gained from my thread
>>43351102the Ukraine war lmfao
>>43351103actually sry that wssnt my worst my worst was when my cisf friend at the time told me i wouldnt understand something because im a male in front of her entire group of friends while i was in full girlmode
moders why do i get so sad when the sun goes down
>>43351115jfc i knew it
>>43351120prolly cause it signles the end of the day which means nothing else will happen today or has happened today
>>43351078****moder>>43351086maybe idk who you are
>>43351130lel can't even lie \_v.v_/¯https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsRYanApSawthis type of flying has been the main reason I have been going to new far places
>>43351171that looks fun but the ukraine videos always make me a little sad :(
I wish I was physically fit enough to become a merc in Ukraine. It would be nice to at least die doing something with my life.
>>43351185yeah it scared tf outta me lol. i wanted to develop a skill to market myself incase america ever drafted my trannymoid ass.
how to get wife
>>43351220you post here, so you don't
hi im ur wife right here
>>43351220be into incest.. uhhh.. idk what else do trannies like
>>43351245BUT I LOVE INCEST
i should try diy orchi
>>43351256you want to get married?
>>43351267I hope you are really into anal and get off from your imagination more than physical touch, cuz you don't actually feel anything when you "climax" without balls.
what?
>>43351268yes.
>>43351279>hope you like smiles and sunshine and kittens
>>43351279if you care about that you are automatically disqualified from being trutrans
My skin will never be soft because I have keratosis pilaris why even live
>>43351321>trutransyou're a drone i just want to get rid of my balls
>>43351321I don't even have sex but I wish I had balls so I could feel something on my own :(
hi can cis women post here
>>43351345no cis woman would post to mmg lol
why would you want to?
im going to kill my self over my breasts
>>43351333yeah i support u
cup size?
>>43351345only if you end every post with "im sorry for being cis"
is a ba worth it?
>you don't orgasm without ballslmao
>>43351366n/a
ok but a guy nutting on my flaccid gock and empty sack is something i need to experience or else im going to kms. still a lesbian though.
>>43351371well, i don't so......
>>43351366can man tits have a cup size?
>>43351390if you wear a bra you have a cup size
>>43351390bout 2 cups of joe amirite
>>43351367ok! im sorry for being cis
>>43351384> still a lesbian though.fr, i wish two tranners could just do that so there didn't have to be a guy involved
i'm sorry
>>43351425prove it
how
i literally dont wear a bra and nobody notices even my wife says i dont really need to wear one i am experiencing pain on a scale greater than 6 of you maybe even more
>>43349952Ideal bf, would let you hit for some tea (but I'm ugly)What's your take on Assam black tea?
how do i know if i have agp or agamp
>>43351398fair enough~ hanes small >>43351403truer words never spoken broster!
>my wifeyou will never know my pain, FOID
my wife sucks on my tittes and eats out my armpitst. nta
>>43351448it depends on if ur a gooner or notthis is the best metric any other metric is incorrect desu
>>43351446you could wear a bra anyway if you wanted to thobeit
I'm so tired of gooning my shit
wifeguymoder
stop it then
>>43351456relax she probably hates me and thinks im ugly >>43351469for what purpose? to fulfill my agp desires? there's nothing there shut the fuck up
>>43351484i emphasize with your plightlet me hit?
>>43351495how long on e?
>>43351495she married you so she probably doesn't hate you, it's not like you're heteros or something>for what purpose? to fulfill my agp desires?ya basically but it might make you feel better
u will wear da sissy panti and you will feel shame at first but then you will feel a little better and then it will just be normal
>>433515184+ years im fucked >>43351521>it might make you feel betterhaving boobs is the only thing that would make me feel better stop trying to help just tell me to kms
why does estrogen make your junk smell different, ive always been too afraid to ask
>>43351559>4+ years ur like me nonalets ngmi together nona :)
I'm almost 6 years and just started seeing notable physical changes. could just take a while for some people.
2 years next month :3
>>43351584u absolutely mog me ive played this game before dont compare yourself to me
>qott yea I like earl grey or chamomile with a cigarette in the mornings. it's a nice little ritual to wake up with.
>>43349943i drink several pretty big cups of tea a day because it keeps the hunger at bay. i don't even know what type of tea it is since i just picked the biggest cheapest most economically efficient box
>>43351652I severely doubt it nonathe only grace with how I look is that I get to make moders feel better about their looks by letting them mog me
believe it or not mogging real or not doesn't make me feel any better
chrischan mogs me award
playing with my penis award
the toilet seat is oh so cold but peeing standing up would make me faketrans so i will martyr my ass with that frigid throne of longinus
i'd warm it for you
i got a toilet seat right here that's pre-warmed and it's called my face
drank too much think i'm gonna puke
>>43351735Sorry nona, thats my lot in life.
>>43352034wrongsorry nona
oh my bruh can you fakemoders fuck off we get it you have crazy bdd
>>43352092in no way am i a fakemoder or a bdd
You should have to be over thirty to be a manmoder
>>43352087lol point and case, hope you feel better 2nte boo ;3*left lel
>>43352087genuinely go fuck yourself
bald moid mogs me
>>43352115ur the one on the left? u obviously mog me lolu look like a lady
>>43352087you have a brain disease and need professional help
>>43352128fucking retard
>>43352087go to a therapist immediately because you have BDDfucking idiot
>>43352115you're a fucking moron too you also look like a woman
and the phrase is CASE IN POINT. it's like some of you don't even speak english irl or something
>>43352132>>43352134>>43352121>>43352138the last two friends ive sent this pic to have told me i look maleim not trying to validation whore i just dont see it i feel like people make more changes than me after like 9 monthsim sorry i didnt mean to be mean i just dont understand>>43352148and yeah she literally passes
>>43352156yeah, im retarded lol thank you for you wisdom nona
please be grammatically correct next time or i'll cry and shit my pants
>>43352180me too
>>43352166get a fucking grip you retard
>>43352166is it possible that the two people (fantastic sample size btw) were just being mean to you
>>43352188im sorry
>>43352166ok i was being mean but now i feel badit's not nearly as bad as you think you seriously do have bdd
who else is jerking off right now
me
>>43352166some ppl are just good at clocking, others are deliberately malicious, it seems to be a lot more so the latter in my personal viewing... >>43352166>and yeah she literally passesyeah, there are like 2 people in my personal life that know I am a trannyfuck... I think I am rolling along pretty well.
wish i was jerking off with nona
>>43352280i'm right here....
wish i was jerking off nona
wish i was inside nona
what are we jerking off to
you, post ass
>>43352087fakemoder. also post more on twitter, faggot.
wake up i'm bored
I think I need to replace HRT with bone smashing.
I think I need to replace HRT with penis smashing.
smash mine i dont need it
oh i'm trying
*valley girl voice* i don't feel anything, are you smashing yet babe
it's illegal to impersonate another moder
>>43352883my ex used to say this when she wanted me to make me nut
>>43353091I'm saying it because I want you to nut
i thought that was breaking bad
>>43349943about to try grimace shake for the first time
that's not tea but i hope you enjoy the mcdouble
thanks, it's good
Sometimes I remember many of the people I engage with on here, or on discord, are actually pretty women and I’m just the thing that I am
there's a new cashier at my local shop and he looks under 20 and has similar but softer and fluffier hair than me and he's shorter than me and has smooth and pale skin I guess I have to stop going there
>>43349952how do I brew tea properly?
>>43353791rest easy knowing i look like a cis man
fantasized about my gf holding me down as another girl plowed me
rise and shine moders~ Just popped my addy x3
>>43353951Ruse and shine and give god the glory glory
>>43353940based now i just need to convince someone to date me and another to have sex with me FUCK
>>43353951no vyvanse, nona?
>>43349943I am a tea fiend, I drink 3 litters of tea a day, Green, pu-erh, rooibos, Lemon verbena, Hibiscus, peppermint.
>>43353980Welll yeah, but usually when I say that ppl give me confused looks lol
i had a hexbug as a youtha blue onestill have itdid it turn me gay? i guess im still collecting bugs (stds)
got asked on grindr if i had a dick or a vagenegender euphoria
Bf says my balls are shrinking but I think he’s being dramatic because he likes big balls
i hope i die today
>>43354152Talkin bout my generation
>>43354175my g-g-generation
meeting a woman from grindr after work tonight i'll let you guys know if she kills me or not
im too afraid to message anyone on grindr
>>43354209try lexapro
Teas for ppl that mog me being bold this morning and breaking my fast with half and half
>>43354212how would that help
>>43354240you would not be afraid anymore
>>43354250i'll still be an ugly man invading trans spaces. that would just make me one that isn't afraid to make a fool of himself
>>43354287>trans spacesit's grindr
>wake up>lower third still heavyWhy live
>>43354315i just don't want more trans people to hate me...
>>43354338no one could ever hate you bbgirl
>>43354346tell that to *checks notes* literally everyone who has come in any contact with me
>>43354351ill be the judge of that c;
>>43354359how we live in the computer :(
I want a bass and a new rollerblade, should I try prostitution
>>43354364No, i just can feel the foid oozing off you by the way you type
meds
>>43354380now ur just making fun of me for being excessively masculine
>>43354399>StAhaapp laughing at me omy goawdddthats what you sound like
hangover time
>>43354411no, i sound like ron pearlman
I should be raped for this
>>43354415>no, i sound like ron pearlmanlmfao if you're deadass I want to hear so badI sound like fucking mandark
my manicure kit arrives today >_<
>>43354441i actually have a gay whiney sounding voice but it's still too deep to be cute :(
>>43354484Yeah thats how I register mine too, its like a masc deep from within my resonance. God I cringe so hard when I get excited over vc and I hear an echo
>>43354515i haven't vc'd in years because of how ashamed i am of my voice
>>43354523same, i have a very solitary job and live alone so i often go days without using my voice irl as well
>>43354523Are you like socially transitioned or something? To everyone else Im just some manlet with long hair, so i guess i never really cared too much what they thought. If I was telling ppl to call me "she" that'd be an entirely different story lol
>>43354543no, but i tell people online that i'm trans and on hrt so they'd expect to hear a normal trans voice
its weird i dont really experience voice dysphoriaconfusing
>>43354563Oh lmfao, nobody fucking cares online. the few tranny spaces im in, they all have fagcents..Even some of the best voice passes i've heard you can still hear the tinge of man in.. I think i've heard 3 voices in total that could've had me tricked
>>43354585same, but because I tell ppl im a cis man lmfao
>>43354602i care. i don't want to embarrass myself anymore more than i already have
been way too into bdsm lately :p
>>43354640yeah, but if only you care, then you're only being cringe to your self, and who cares what we think, amirite sister!
wrote a mean comment and deleted it before sending
stop ignoring me :(
Srsmoder
i NEED someone to bully me into repping again surely the tranny thoughts will go away this time
>>43354697i care what others think....
>>43354697but i care what others think
wtf it didn't go through the first time....
>>43354838>>43354858every1 does in mmg lol
>>43354838>>43354887well shit, manmoding is my shield for that. As long as people perceive me the way I want them to, im okay. like obv if I could, I would want people to see me as a woman, but imo, its way better interacting with everyday ppl as a cis man then a honfreak (which I would be if if ever wore makeup and the clothes)
>>43354958Adding onto this.I think I care more whether the people I confidently lie to everyday about my gender identity find out im on hormone replacement lol/Like I can't see my career or social life ever recovering from a blow like tht
>>43354887i don't
>>43354958>>43354979im not sure what these replies mean i am an autist so apologiesare you saying u dont care what others think that much? or that u dont in comparsion to other nonas on here? sorry im an autist i mean i get what ur saying as stories but idk what it means as a responsei do hope u both can be be girlmode one day and not have to worry about that stuff :(
>>43354996if that was true u would girlmode even if u think u are would be a gigarapeogrehon the ones that rly dont care still girlmode and have honfidence as well
>>43349943yeah i have some Genmaicha and Chinese green tea at the minute and then just some nice floral and fruity teas from the super maket and some normal breakfast tea ofc i used to not drink so much of it and more herbals but that has flipped recently
>>43355020Its all good, im retarded too. Its very human to care what others think, Like I tell myself I dont, but I know I do lol...we have tools to make that an easier fruit to swallow, for me thats manmoding. idk, I feel like finding cope is so villainized, its a legit tool for keeping your self level minded
i might actually need to kill myself i fucked everything up unrecoverably
embarrassed myself on the metro, never going outside again
i really dont want to kill myself
>>43355033no I'll not indulge your brainworms
ah thats totally fair nona cope is vry important wed all rope without it
i don't want to either but i don't think i have an option to live happily anymore
https://youtu.be/Lm5Q9Uxoo54
>>43355048bweh meant to reply to this
i took peppermint oil softgels for my ibs like an hour and a half ago and they've already run through my entire digestive tract somehow (my asshole burns)
this outfit is so funny lolhttps://youtu.be/ja2sB3d7aYU
>>43355214Im so interested in your life story lmfao
My FTM has been pushy lately.
>>43355258as an elderly i love to tell stories feel free to ask questions
>>43355275Nah, genuine discussion can only happen over voice.. Im not going to attempt to interpret your inflections on certain topics through text
>>43355275Also you're only like 9 years older than me, certainly lean more towards your age group than the majority of this board lol
maybe someday ill join a disc server again but meh
I wish i had people to stop me from starting hrt at my age
started at 32 award
started a couple days before my 35th award....
>>43355354wdym nuh uh im young at heart >>43355378giwtwm
>>43355378>>43355386thanks for making me feel young im only 29
>>43355398
>>43355398Lmfao thats when I started. im so retarded, going on 20 months now I really need to get off
>>43355389>wdym nuh uh im young at heartsame loland yeah, i dont join tranny servers, those communities tend to be insufferable and irrevocably horny more of a gc enjoyer
i dont think anyone would actually care that much if i died
>>43355448I was in one trans server once and it was like being on /b/. Just gore and porn spam all day.....
>>43355448last disc me and elfi were in deteriorated to the extent you couldnt even call people rapehons anymore baka
>>43355448my local trans disc isn't too bad, it's properly moderated at least, although bitches can't shut up about how much they love yuri
imagine having a local trans discord....
https://youtu.be/z-mxBDuRaZ8
>>43355495frfr nona, i feel like part of the reason I repped for so long was being exposed to trannies online and just being in complete awe at how deranged and immature they always seemed to be... Like grown ass ppl acting and talking like kids...
>>43355398I’m 29 but might as well have waited a few more years. That’s well past the point of age really mattering
is there a moder discord i wasn't invited to
>>43355537every day is tummy tuesday in the secret modercord
fupa friday!
midsection monday
>>43355505yeah girl... the one and only im in because my IRL friend is active there gave me so much shit for referring to myself as manmoder. like grow tf up, nobody cares
>>43355508>>43355448why is that bad
>>43355576idk man... because constant degeneracy is tiering and unbecoming.
>>43355576a man can only take so much babytranner cockposting and talking about how sexy they feel in their amazon basics before you start to get mean
>>43355576im not horny and want to have not horny discussion with other not horny people
i like constant degeneracy if im invited to participate....
I tried hrt at 27 and panicked and went back on last year at 36...
>>43355584Aight, whats your cord?
>>43355591what kinds?
>>43355623idk i never get invited to participate but i'm sure i'd like the attention :(
>>43355605ive posted it before im lainon
is it ok to jerk off a little
no i think we need to remove your penis and tape your mouth shut
>>43355707you should jerk off a lot
>>43355662wait aren't you the person who everyone though made my thread about quitting hrt the other day
>>43355714that would genuinely fix me :3
>>43355662>lainonword, added. to non-degenerate online socialization~
>>43355579>>43355582>>43355584agreed, siege heil brothers
>>43355597mommy
hating sex and sexuality is unbelievably malebrained btw that's why so many religions made by men always try to paint women's body as a sin. if youre against sexual expressions youre, terminally, chronically and irreversibly male, please stop taking hrt asap
>>43355721yes i am, 4 people DM'd me about gooning my shit because of that thread, the lain image you posted is a quick edit i did and use as my discord pfp
desu i think there's a difference between hating sex and being tired of the 24/7 horny tranny spam
>>43355833well, have fun gooning your shit for the both of us :(
what if i enjoy sexual expression but hate my own libido
>>43355837>b-b-but what if they're doing a thing that I don't likeyou're man
>>43355848it's not that they're doing a thing i don't like, it's that they're doing it in literally every trans-adjacent space that exists
>>43355822I hate sex because a cis female I was friends with for 6 years forced herself on me, and everyone I knew treated me like I was insane for getting fucked up by it and I lost all my friends. Is that male or female brained?
>>43355822based??
>>43355848idk why you're so upset but the amount of babytrans i've met where their entire personality is flirting and sex is annoying
>see my reflection while going to buy groceries>immediately understand why people assume she/her even after hearing my voicesuch is life
fakemoder
seeing my chest in a storefront window was devastating, i need to start girlmoding
>>43355908You fucking mog me, you happy? now move along~
>cis women gooning their brains out to some mid romantacy they found on tiktok>crickets>trans women dare to like and talk about sex>erm can we bring back hitler already
>>43355929you are being intentionally dense
>>43355938nta but she's basically right
>>43355942god forbid people want spaces that aren't about sex, kys
i actually smell so bad
>>43355929bruuu its not they some times talk about it.... Its their entire person-fucking-ality
hey girl let me make that ass squawk girl i can make that ass talk girl
>>43355961the brainless way you wrote your post is really indicative of the level of stupidity of people who share your opinion, isn't it
hey girl let me make that ass walk girl let me give your ass some cock girl
>>43355974not an argument
im so sick of kink at pride
>>43355974are you really spending your friday in a rage induced coma on 4chan
Like I said before as someone who's been hurt by sex it would really mean a lot to me to have spaces of people similar to me but without it focusing on something that caused me trauma. Or, At the very least I wish the people who participated in those spaces were capable of having empathy that get excluded from supposedly inclusive places.
>>43355974are you actually autistic lol?
>>43355582glad to see that the guy who laughs at dead trans women agrees
hey girl let me put your ass in a sock girl let me fry that ass in a wok girl
>>43355987i'm reclined in my chair smiling because i intentionally wrote something overly aggressive and it came off as intended
>>43355926why would I ever leave? this place makes me feel much better about myself
>>43355873why do you think she's upset?
let me feel that butt girl let me tape that ass shut girl
>>43355983nazi
>they don't know about the intentionally retarded cowbot attention posts
>they don't know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
this is relaxing for me this is how i release serotonin or oxytocin or dopamine or oxycontin or dipenhydramine or aminobutyric acid or valvrave (the liberator) or whatever
>>43356039who cares, it probably makes them feel better. We're manmoders, not bitterhons
>they don't know that trix are for kids
if you aren't malefailing after a year on hrt you should give up lowk
>they/themming cowbot
cowbot are you bored after making your wife kill herself or are you gonna make doxxmoder suicide too
how is it that I started at 25 and nowadays not a single person second guesses when gendering me female meanwhile you have people here on hrt over 4 years and still getting called sirlike give up bro it's over
i'm going to shit my pants violently if i go look in the mirror right now and i don't look like a gorgeous futanari with h cups and a nine inch shlong
let me doodoo in that butt girl let me eat that booty like a mutt girl
>>43356104I'll take that as a you're determined to make everyone kill themselves
>>43356093who is cowbot?
>>43356119wait for me to be done shitting my pants so min'na-san can die in a stinky haze
gay men are genuinely gross, like i always have some rubbing alcohol on my purse just in case one of the gay dudes I know touches me
getting more and more annoyed with how seemingly all feminists i interact with see males as just defective versions of females and maleness as a problem to be solvedt. defective version of a female
If I had a nine inch shlong, I'd turn it into the juiciest SRSussy ever.
>>43356134males ARE defect versions of women, wdym
>>43356134what? men /are/ a problem that needs to be solved, right?
>>43356141>>43356143i just want to be stembrained and optimize in peace without women on tumblr telling me im a bad person for doing it okay
sometimes i literally dry vegetables and herbs like garlic and green onions and basil and grind them into a powder and smoke that shit and it makes my office smell like a burnt pizza
>>43356121serial cheater that beats her wife
B if for some chance u read this gen just know i didnt get syphilis from fucking u also just kill urself if u only choose to mention the fact casually only after doing iti was right to block u lmao i hope u die alone
>>43356149what women on tumblr are telling you you're a bad person for being into stem
there's hiv+ people here bruh lol
>>43356174Giwtwm
actual, unironic pozzed like lmaoo
i'm sleep deprived and i look like a hon today
People with hiv got to experience love at least once. They life mog me
>>43356183what if it was mother to child hiv and the baby was abandoned at birth :(
>>43356152giwtwm
weirdly certain strains of weed help me with dysphoria more than others
radfems were right btw women only get aids if their husbands can't stop being a disgusting fags
women can get aids too #GirlPower
>>43356215ahahahaha I love this take so much
well im clean im never having sex again
>>43356215are you some kind of hetero
>>43356225it's true though, aids is male problem
every day i dream of going to KY to fuck that one girl
>>43356240is a*>>43356236no? I'm just not a fag
what're you moders doing this friday night?
getting drunk and crying probably
reading my moid book for moids
>>43356254im gonna do my nails then go to a party using a new dress my friend gave me >_<
>>43356249so...you're aroace then?
i forgor to inject on time for the 200th week in a row
>>43356254i see my psychiatrist at 6pm and then i'll probably take my meds and post in mmg for a couple hours and then sleep
how do i get a gf if i have no interest in sex
>>43356268what's the book?>>43356276congratulations!>>43356297good for you for taking care of your mental health!
>>43356301date one of the "girls" here
>>43356301date someone who's asexual
>>43356301Omg hi :3
>>43356316>congratulationsfor?
mfw no kentucky boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>43356339why are there so many southern moders
>>43356339did last girl get executed for bad esex
>>43356334girlmoding, presumably
>>43356345nta but has there ever been a poll to see what general regions of the world moders are from
>>43356325is this not an extremely small pool?>>43356332hi...
Tfw no mid Atlantic moder gf
>>43356352lmao "girlmoding" lmao you being on hrt for more than a year? manmoding isn't real
it's 90% amerikkka
>>43356378>manmoding isn't realare you trying to make me kill myself
you know I'm not even into bnwo but beatdown videos are hilarious to me
>>43356316the first three minutes by steven weinberg>>43356282see picrel for solution
>>43356378obvious bait but whatever..."girlmoding" isn't something that was defined as a coordinate term or even an antonym to "manmoding". and not everyone can pass after one year of hrt. i'd ask you what your point is but you don't have one.
>>43356387just stop being a man? how am I pushing you to suicide
i'm about to start pushingmy fingersinto my eeeeeeeyes
it's the only thing that makes stop the ache
>>43356429transitioning would have saved joey jordison....
>>43356418say it again see what happens
>>43356456where did you find a drawing of me...
selfsuck saturday is tomorrow
>>43356479felffuck friday is now
fuck my life friday
k*ll myself friday
hehe i'm totally gonna unaliv3 myself x3
did someone say elf fuck friday? more like elf fuck everyday am i right?
i really am, im just doing it really slow with drug addiction
>>43356515felffucking right as we speak
oh my gawd my ass is so fat
>>43356633proof?
>>43356645http://unsee cc/album#WPbXaK0wqJ4O
>>43356633is it true that when you sit around the house you sit AROUND the house
>>43356698oh my bruh fucking fakemoders
>>43356698is that...photoshopped?
I cant imagine girlmoding doing everyday things like going to the auto shop. They would snicker at me
>>43356699yeah and there are people lost in my ass to this day
do you think pac-man could snip my dick and balls off with one swift, calculated bite
>>43356797two power pellets and a banana in one chomp......
>>43356753only if you're a gigahon
>>43356821We fucking would BE DAMNIT!!!!
you ever wonder what it would be like if we were totally gay and into each other?
>>43356893>royal wehawt
>>43356698post it again I didn't get to see
>>43356456stop being a man
>>43356894its impossible for someone to be into me so no
stop being a man and start being a transbian puppygirl
ouppy
>>43356894everyone hates me and thinks i'm boring and ugly so no
>>43356932that just isn't true>>43356947you have no idea what other people think of you
>>43356946do you ever put on dog ears lia
>>43356941I'll never be a doggirl because you're either born with it or you're not and I am a manfridge
>>43356958>that just isn't trueI don't have a single redeeming quality
>>43356941im too old to be a puppygirl, im a dog woman
Im cis-sexual. I'm only attracted to cissys
>>43357014that's respectable, but do you wear your collar?
>>43357041i would if someone would collar me :(
>>43357009oh my bruh everyone has at least one redeeming quality
>>43356958>i think you're ugly and boringi have a pretty good idea of what they think of me but thanks
>>43357059well if anyone ever finds mine i'd love to hear what it is...
>>43357061there is no fucking way people are walking up to you and saying "you are ugly and boring". and if that's true i'm so fucking sorry, that's crazy i guess>>43357080there must be something. you have like, skills and abilities right?
>>43357098>skills and abilities right?not even close
>>43357055a masterless dog woman...this is tragic
that's funny that nona thinks everyone has skills and abilities lol
>>43357003you're probably 5'7" and 140 pounds with a curvaceous waist
>>43357145what do you do at work
>>43357166neet
>>43357129such is life as a manmoder
>>43357232what kind of hobbies do you have?
https://youtu.be/Tu9KgGqXDyw
>started at 26>end up a twinkhonnow what
>>43357312twinkhons are in demand
>>43357296music time <3 :3https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NQT3dyE4qPc&si=A0Ftc4toIe1gw71s
>>43357145For real, I'm old, ugly, haven't worked in most of my adult life, have no skills, no money, bad at video games, dependent on my family and a drug addict and nonas will be like "ummm just be a puppygirl"
the puppygirl thing only works if people think you're cute
>>43357296daaaamn this is good>>43357321quite groovy
>>43357334im not going to pretend that it's easy, but most of those things ARE fixable
>>43357367I've long accepted my life being over already lol. The drug thig is probably the only one that could actually be fixed.
whites
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFgwK5oqd1U
>>43357239you can find someone to collar you if i could
>>43357427i mean i am trying :/
>>43354821me in a couple years
>>43356136piv (not that kind) sucks
reading womens substacks makes me wanna kms
hi pathetic loser willing to date anyone that gives me attention here
>>43357662hai cutie patutie ;3
https://youtu.be/JcvkCQuqCVU
who spells it as patutie
>>43357773that was the first time in my life i was ever met with the opportunity to actually use that word
>they end up a straight couple at the end bruh way to ruin a perfect book
poop sausages
best casing for poop sausages?
>>43357957sheepskin
I want to start looksmaxing. Should I go in an androgynous direction so I can continue to manmode instead of femmaxing? It seems like it would yield the most success in the long run since I'll never actually pass. Although, maybe femmaxing would ultimately only yield a andromaxed look because of my skeleton instead of just being a honcel....
i wish i looked like a hon fuck my stupid life
Join my online program and you'll be honmaxing in no time
>>43358035you should mascmaxx and femaxx at the same time. start mewing and bodybuilding but also get a BA and a BBL
>>43358065I don't have a family to shoot at a hockey game so I gain nothing from ma'ammaxing
>>43358081>I don't have a family to shoot at a hockey gameLOL What is this lvl 10 fucking reference
i miss my balls
>>43358133wait why
>>43358133same :(
>>43358133do u want mine
>>43358133i miss your balls too
It hasn't even been a full two years and my nuts are like raisins v.v
lately i've been flushing the toilet after i piss and it's been a gamechanger honsetly, can't believe i slept on this so long
wth i was going to drink that
I would miss my dick so I'm not getting the full chop but I need my balls gone and a hole down there yesterday
>>43358373come to my garage babe i got pruning shears and a fridge fulla beer
any salmacianmoders in here
anyone want to see my tiny little estrogenized penis
>>43358475yea sure
>>43358394someday maybe
>>43357408reparations now
i need to be held holy shit
