What if there was a boymoder who drank blood, wore a cape, slept in a coffin, and was generally just a creature of the night?
>>43353329>what if there was a BM who, etc, etc, and generally just---properly formatted moderposting, she's in touch with her culture
>>43353329I'd be okay because she needs to be invited in first.
>>43353407oh yeah...d... do you wanna come over to my place? :3c
>>43353434sprays you with a solution of garlic and powdered silver dissolved in holy water
>>43353508But before you can, you feel the teeth of Boycula's wolf minions in your back!!!
>>43353329>:3
>nyehhehhee i am a creature of the night :3
>>43353533nyooo, sparkles are cute, not scary! >__<
>>43353518werewolves hate vampires tho. they're fucking assholes
>>43353549>vampiremoder doesn't care about such opinions>vampiremoder uses sparkles as much as she wants>when the night falls she shall come to bite you >:3
>>43353583Cutest vampire! I wouldn't mind letting her get a little nibble ;3unfortunately, vampire hunters aka BOOLIES are always there to bulli with garlic and crosses D:<>>43353568Nuh-uh, the original dracula had wolf minions!
>>43353592>vampiremoder os annoyed that nobody finds her scary :<
>>43353627>pretending to be scared of vampiremoder to cheer her up
>>43353649and then they get milkshakes together :3
>>43353676>"milkshakes">they're pink>pink is almost REDO___O;;
>>43353696it's strawberry >.<
ok time for a nap uwu
>>43353799ohhhh I forgot about strawberry :3cOk you come nap with me :3c
I really love the dark. I taped up all the curtains so no light gets in, and i just stay asleep in the day
>>43353815:3>>43353832i kinda do myself when i can control it. it's just that in winter it becomes annoying.
>>43353329>What if there was a boymoder who drank bloodWhomst blood? I thought they were a nice boypire!
>>43354262consensual bloodsucking
>>43353649Instead of scary bats and wolves the vampiremoder summons cocker spaniel puppies and chickadees and you have to pretend they're all very scary
>>43354262>>What if there was a boymoder who drank bloodHere's bottomkun on Discord being told he's a vampire and the blood must be sucked out from a very special place but don't worry he can wear a blindfold so he doesn't have to see the blood and also it will take about 10 minutes to suck it out properly. He's soooooooooooo stupid and gullible.
>>43354455>nyehhehhee, see my evil minions :3
>>43355153>>nyehhehhee, see my evil minions :3"Ooooh sweetie you scared me so much! Thank you for calling off your scary pupp--I mean, werewolves and giant bats, they looked very mean!"
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>>43353329As someone who actually drinks blood regularly and considers themself a vampire this thread is boring and shallow as fuck.On the other hand it's hard not to get sucked into the energy of it all, I just wish you people stopped hsing AI. Human souls are meant to be harvested for labor!!!!
>>43355686little yellow tweetie bird photobombing uninvited SMDH
unlike a vampiremoder, i have to sleep at night, so i must bid everyone a very pleasant night :3
>>43355153AWWW LITTLE SPANIELS!!! X3I love spaniels... I wish I had one ;~;Also this is a very cute picture, you should be proud :3c
day two of attempting to acquire my own boymoder
>>43356626blahh I missed AIboymoderartchan ;~;Good night my spooky little sweetie ;~;
>>43354627no bulli bottomkun ;~;>>43355760Unfortunately we don't have the money to hire artists for these threads ;~; We must ask bottomkun for a loan! >__<>>43355820New castlevania enemy!
>>43356902I would literally adore it if these threads were little smiley stick figures holding hands.You can be the artists, I believe in you <3
>>43356902Hey bottom duke, we can hash over the loan while we get a cask of amontillado from my wine cellar.
>>43353854I love napping too. 12 hours sleep a day please
>>43356939noooo ;~;We wouldn't be able to fire them off quickly, either ;~;>>43357109trapping someone behind a brick wall is BOOLYING >:cok gotta go, byeeee ^~^/
>>43353329mei stay up all night studying things on my computer and taking night walks
>>43357669Do you also ponder the orb?
>>43357669and having bloodlust?
>>43356626That actually looks comfy
>>43356626Coffins are legit comfy, block out all sunlight
>>43361767What if something goes wrong with the hinges?
>>43357669You are a creature OF THE NIGHT!!! X3
>>43356626*waits patiently w/ breakfast*
>>43363350henlo :3
>>43363350thanks :3
>>43363554*takes care of u* :3
>>43363648hehe :3
>>43363724I see that you are bunmoding this morning :3c
>>43363730quite so. gotta read bunliterature :3how are you?
>>43363740>jumps on u!>licks ur face! X3I'm good :3 I'm glad that my questions about vampiremoders have been answered so well, this board has very helpful people on it :3c
>>43363753good. good. asking the important questions :3
>>43363781>"I had half a milk bone stashed away in the backyard! Where is it?!"*flomps on you!**falls asleep!*Ok, gotta shleep! Talk to you later! ^~^
>>43363789have a good sleep :3
>>43353329stake?
>>43364092>vampire hunter bun
>>43364169Vampiremoder hunters don't carry garlic because vampiremoders like garlic just fine. They're scared of girly perfumes that make them smell, well, like a girl and so that's what they carry instead.
>>43364859>nyehhee! now you smell like a girl!!
>>43364169>bunmoders are vampire hunters nowThis lore is getting convoluted!
>>43365745O___O;;
>>43365754hehe :3
>>43365858*proud*(volume I)
>>43366159will you read all of them? there will be an exam... '~'
>>43366290Well I'm a professor of Boyology at Boymode University, so yeah!I need to be able to teach about Boyrescue, the Boynews, the DARK HISTORY of girlmoding camps, taco science, etc
>>43366419:3
>>43366636Lesson 1: hot shaush :3c
>>43366813but do not forget the most important ingredient: love :3
>>43366924If that were true, puppymoders would be the best taco chefs! But they can't stop themselves from eating it!
>>43356846day three of attempting to acquire my own boymoder
>>43367079hmmm... they need to be supervised i think.>>43367109>you wouldn't buy a boymoder
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