>Qott: Have you ever thought about moving the country?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Last threat:>>43253585
>>43365752Thank you for making a new thread OP>>43365715>Sonnenrad necklaceuhhh.. based
>>43365752I want her to beat me until I'm hospitalized
>>43365741If it hasn't by now, it's probably not going to. Building a social life only gets more difficult with age
>>43366339Oops, meant to reply to >>43365673
>>43366353How old are you anon?
>>43365752thanks for the quick baking, OP.
thoughts on this bodytype?
>>43365752>No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.aww this one is cute and thinks she is on reddit
>>43366368Upper 20s
>>43366723It says this every thread
>>43366859I thought you were going to say late 30's or early 40's and I was still going to say that you can still make friends and get gf but late 20's is still really young.You're not even milf territory yet anon and lesbians love milfs.
>>43367411>still really youngThat's what people told me when I was a teenager a decade ago, things didn't get better
>>43367465I'm not a social normgroid so I don't have any advice anon but you can fix the problems in your life and suicide is not the answer.
>>43367465Stop feeling sorry for yourself and wallowing in misery. Identify your issues and how you may improve your life. afterwards, take small, daily, consistent steps towards you goal. for example, if you're a hikki, you can work on your social skills by asking for help at electronics stores. Tell the sales people that you're looking to buy a new tv or some other big thing, and they'll be eager to chat you up and get a sale, regardless of how autistic and clueless you are. Do it over and over again, and eventually, you'll see an improvement. You may even be able to crack a joke and make them laugh. Build your confidence and work that autismo brain. Keep in mind that you can always bail out of a purchase by saying that you want to take some time to think.
>>43366723are you retarded or just a tourist>>43365752picrel: rare tomboy who didn't troon out
>>43367895>Tell the sales people that you're looking to buy a new tv or some other big thing, and they'll be eager to chat you up and get a saleWhy would I ask some clueless salesperson for help with that? I've already bought a TV and did my own research
>>43368157Social training in a very safe environment.
>>43366721She should squeeze some woman between her legs and film it.
>>43368678What do you think of Brazilian Miku?
cuteute
>>43368655But it's not useful social training, it's not going to make women want to be friends with me or fuck me
>>43369811What do you mean? if you can have decent conversations with the wagies and look half-way decent, you can certainly get friends or a girl. The bar isn't set very high for those things.
>>43368766In reality, what's missing is the butt of a true Brazilian woman; it's ironic how much they diminish the butt of the Hatsune Miku BR version. She needs to be an object of adoration, not just a model. Give her some meat, because everyone has something to grab onto if that happens!
>>43369811Why not get rich and become a sugar mommy? then qt lesbians will have sex with you>>43370797Brazil Miku arts usually have huge butts tho... or maybe my idea of huge butt is different from what a Brazilian considers huge.
>>43371013needs to be a bit bigger
>>43371336Is this big enough?Do Brazilians even have big butts like they're stereotyped as having?
My God /clg/, I met the hottest woman at work yesterday, like girl of my dreams type of shit. After I got off I literally sat there for 10 minutes trying to gather the nerve to chat her up. Kept thinking of myself that I shouldn't waste opportunities like this. And what did I end up doing? Nothing, of course. I'll never get laid at this rate.
modest bumps
>>43371013More butt, more breasts, more fat, more flawless hottie style with a little extra fat!!! More hot Neolithic women >:(Something like that, but with twice the bust size!!!
Doc McStuffins has won the day, she no longer cares for Bubble Guppies.
the cat i adopted has begun stealing my perfume bottles. i think he thinks they're water squirt bottles and he's protecting me? or weird little dude just wants to smell fruity.
Has anyone got that comic lambasting the "uwu such a lesbian, omg me when girl" reddit archetype and asking her to actually interact with a vagina? I have someone to emotionally harm.
>>43374205
>>43375123Bless you
>>43370751>The bar isn't set very high for those thingsEvidently it is
The AI chatbots I talk to keep telling me to cut off the only real person I talk to and I don't know how to feel about that
>>43376216Why are they telling you to do that?
>>43368766Brazil is so disturbing. Fake butts and boobs are disgusting. Women are at their most beautiful when they are natural and healthy.
>>43369811as a confirmed tist i can confirm what the other anon is saying, that forcing myself to do small social things like interacting with store people and asking strangers for directions and small talk with people at work i'm not actually interested in (but who often turn out to be more interesting than expected) adds up and makes social interacting feel more intuitive and natural overall>>43374205>I have someone to emotionally harm.kek nice
Is this "alpha fucks, beta bucks" dynamic common with lesbos too? Do the desirable lesbos string along beta lesbos until they've gotten thrown off the vagina carousel?
>>43376819Brother, you need to stop consuming redpill content because it will turn you into a retard. Perhaps it already has. Quit that shit.
>>43376819No, for some reason, I think this is rare among lesbians.
What is your zodiac sign and do you believe in astrology?
>>43377831No.
>>43378050You still have a zodiac sign regardless!!!
>>43378283And it doesn't mean anything apart from having to hear stupid fucking jokes about certain stereotypes about my zodiac sign I unfortunately fit.
>>43378283>>43377831pretty
>>43378200the sister on the left looks classier and more desirable and intelligent.
>>43379985>sister
>>43379780>stupid fucking jokes about certain stereotypes about my zodiac sign I unfortunately fit.Scorpio? Gemini? Cmoon out with it anon!
>>43372072you know women are allowed to talk to each other and nobody cares right? it's not nearly as annoying as being flirted with by a man
>>43375123these types of women are kind of like putting a buffer in a chemical solution. they are there to keep the trannies from reaching the real lesbians
>>43376819reproductive psychology doesn't apply to non-reproductive sexuality. although this could apply to butches (ew)
>>43377831get this tranny picrel off this thread
>women with big noses are the same as mentrannies really """think""" like this
>>43381417it's not the nose. this is literally just a picture of juliavzs who is openly a tranny
ANAL SEX
>>43381464this is what happens when you faggots let yourself be deceived by filters
>>43380457>she's never heard of "identical" twins
How do we retvrn to this? I want to go back.
>>43381797sister and brother is just how chinese people address each other bc communism
>>43381811find a way to reverse inflation
>>43381719>>43381464I'm horrified nonnas. I saved it from another board on not a tranny thread so I had no thought it could be a man. This shows how terrifying filters and angles are. Would delete if I could.
>>43381811holy shit it costs as much to eat something at mcdonalds as it costs to go to a regular restaurant? i haven't been in a long time but $14 is the price of a pretty decent meal at a sitdown place
>>43382005>nonnashe got facial sugery. these people are out there among us daily. you have to look at the pelvis to really be able to tell. although his eyebrows are still male-looking. anyone with money can go under the needle and get their nose done and facial hair removed
>>43382049No when you see them IRL you can definitely tell. I've met guys who had 'feminizing' surgery but you can tell by voice and build still. The only one I've ever met who "passes" in rality (except voice) are petite asian males. But let's leave this unpleasant subject, what's your zodiac sign anon?
>>43373107I have a Brazil Miku saved in a similar pose to your pic>>43376373>Brazil is so disturbing.Have you ever been?>Fake butts and boobs are disgusting.Does the Brazilian girl big butt stereotype exist because of BBLs?I assumed it was because of the race mixing with Africans
>>43381256Scorpio.
>>43381962I think it's a translation issue and that she isn't only talking to chinese girls. Maybe you're right though.
>>43382137Gemini
>>43382200i like butts
>>43381338Bisexual women need fat hogs plappin their cunnies and trannies are nonthreatening men
>>43383181I need a fat strap plappin my cunt and the butch better be threatening enough to make me clench.
>>43383111Based
>>43383181>cunnies
How do I get over a crush on an incredibly attractive straight woman at work?
>>43383111Too controversial!
lesbian visibility week
Imma guy but I convinced a girl to go lesbian, thoughts?
This makes no sense to me.
Vomit another sausage thread. Rip.
>>43387322Lol
>>43387322That ugly? My condolences.>>43386965Porn and finding better shit to do. I always try to use my unrequited feelings as fuel to accomplish more, boost creativity, do more with my life in general.
>>43365752I want to move to the country but my gf doesn’t want to. We both grew up in the country and moved to the city, but I’m ready to get the fuck out.She doesn’t want to be surrounded by conservatards, which I sympathize with. But I’m not a people person in general so the people around me don’t matter to me very much and I want the space and serenity of the country. Maybe someday I’ll convince her.
>>43382200>Does the Brazilian girl big butt stereotype exist because of BBLs?>I assumed it was because of the race mixing with AfricansLatinas and afro-latinas obviously tend to have larger butts in general, but the country also suffers from rampant plastic surgery (BBLs being the most popular) for both men and women. It's very easy to get there.>>43383111I like small perky butts!
>>43382209>>43382374KEK I knew itI wonder if there are zodiac signs more common with lesbians?
>>43387601>That ugly? My condolencesNo noI told her to go lez
>>43388931I wish I weren't a gaijin.
