what is the best suicide method? i dont want to have a chance of survival but cutting my neck would make a mess. i was considering purposefully contaminating my needles to get sepsis with my injections but it would be a long and painful death
>>43367040Don’t worry it can be arranged
>>43367040dont kill yourself you will regret it immediately afterwardssodium nitrite is probably best because there is little permanent damage if you get to a hospital in timeyou can look on sanctioned suicide
>>43367040find tall building and jump off
do you have enough money for exit bag method
>>43367250i hope>>43367324thanks ill research that>>43367335big chance ill become a vegetable instead of a cadaver >>43367339i have 16 euro on my bank account
>>43367363>big chance ill become a vegetable instead of a cadavernot if you find a tall enough building and jump headfirstland on your head and its basically 100% guaranteed game over better yet just jump off a bridge, the shock from the impact will knock you out and you'll drown
>>43367040Why not try living in the forest or something instead. Seems like such a waste and inconvenience to other people to off yourself.
>>43367504i already am lonely and dont have many connections. i want to die because i cant bear my suffering any longer. chronic physical pain and strong dysphoria make my life unbearable and neither can be cured
>>43367543Would giving you a bj help
>>43367543would giving you a rimjob help
>>43367564kill yourself >>43367675also kill yourself
>>43367040I'd recommend suffocating yourself with nitrogen gas. By using a gas that's natural in the atmosphere other than carbon dioxide, it tricks your brain into thinking you're not suffocating, so it's not painful. People used to use helium but they started cutting it with oxygen.If I kill myself, I want to make it look like an accident, so I don't know what method I should use.
>>43367736at least if i did i wouldnt have to ask 4chan how
>>43367324can you retards stop parroting the shit you hear on the internet sodium nitrite can absolutely do permanent damage it starves your body of oxygen. you ever see what that does to a body?
>>43368048larp reddit factoid literally google it
>>43368673Google what?
>>43368609ohsorry
>>43367040dont die, choose the potential of life over death. you'll die eventually anyway.
>>43368683nitrogen gas is obviously an incredibly painful and unreliable method of killing yourself. telling someone how to kill themselves on the internet is already stupid but lying to them about how totally easy and safe and natural it is should warrant some self examination on your part
>>43367324sodium nitrite is great if you want to spend the last 15 minutes of your life thrashing around and suffocating
>>43368770But the people on sanctioned suicide say it's not painful. I think you're lying.
>>43368781To follow up on this, here's an excerpt from a thread on it. Any site that's googleable will be trying to convince you not to kill yourself, so they'll lie to you about suicide methods.
>>43368899>i could not keep my breathing steady and deep>i experienced time dilation>pulled out after a minute and a half three times over due to the stresswow it's almost like it causes gasping, retching and convulsions. not sure why you're citing someone who aborted after a minute and couldn't keep going in three seperate attempts as a source for it not being painful but cool that you did your own research though if you want a real trip report try reading about the prisoner they killed with nitrogen gas in the US a couple years ago
>>43369034Did you miss the part where they described it as "painless, comfortable, and potentially peaceful"?
>>43369100if i swallow 100 Advils and vomit them up after one minute, can i really say that taking 100 Advils will give me a painless death?
>>43369172That's a moot point because if a drug is on the market and especially if it's available over-the-counter, it's probably not going to kill you. You should do some reading on Sanctioned Suicide.
>>43369405been there since before you newfag