Previously >>43367445
When I wipe i wipe front to back and I use toilet paper but if im feeling frisky I use my hand and then I jerk off with the poop
>>43369806I use a bidet then drip dry, lil shimmy, and I'm up. Out and about I take abt 2' of tp, fold it over once then again at a slight angle to make a V, then scrape up towards the balls at an angle. Takes about 4 of those before I feel clean. Always wiggling into the hole a bit as I pass by as well.
shiza never wipes
>>43369826I refuse to believe real people wipe front to back unironically, this has to be an elaborate joke
I love how stire h put her bra on his head and pretended to be Batman
i don't wipe i swipe
Please Sir let me sniff and lick your armpits Sir
knew a guy who told me he takes a shower after he poops or else he feels gross
Wait, do you guys not just shove the toilet paper deep into your hole, and twist it around in a circular motion...? Please tell me I'm not the only one here who does this.
Trade have to swipe their credit cards in my crack before we begin.
>>43369916I do this too is it not normal
>>43369916>>43369929lol
>>43369916i also do this.
Ooooh girl you got shemail
>>43369948She already da had herses!
>>43369916>>43369929i don't do that, if it's not coming out clean and there's residue still in the lower part of your anus you probably have a low fiber diet or a internal hemorrhoid or polyp the turd gets caught on, get an anus exam
>>43369916Oof buddy
Trannies and poonies get graped
>>43369916>>43369929>>43369946wut even
>>43369964yeah its a low fiber diet
>>43369916>>43369929>>43369946how bottoms are born
>>43369999Chequed
you don't keep your bottom in a cage, do you?
>>43369995You don't need to worry about that anyway because I will lick your hole clean
>>43370020no, cages are mental illness badges
>>43369944>>43369970>>43369995Oh nuuu, have I done something wrong? Please tell me the right way to wipe, friends.
>>43370027and then kiss him on the mouth?
>>43370027nojust no
>>43370037stick a firecracker in and light the fuse
>>43370037front to back idkit seems very strange to insert toilet paper>>43370038>>43370045
>>43370035i like to have mine flopping around, doin' windmills anyway
>>43370084this is acceptable. hard is even better
>hmm let's see what insightful and thought provoking conversations are being discussed on gaygen today?
Odds stay up all nightEvens odds, but in an even variety
If I was a guy you were attracted to and I came up to you on the street and said "would you cook for me at your place for $200?"...would you say yes? and what would you cook for me? what's your signature dish that you love?
>>43370106sure, toast, toast with honey
>>43370094oh it's hard, wait til you see it in person
>>43370106Yes and then i would start twerking violently on the table spraying my horny anal seepage everywhere my signature dish is anal worm spaghetti with diarrhea ragout bon appetit
>>43370111desu
>>43370129
>>43370129tf is she eating
deltisha, when did you last shave your hole
Stroking your poop as it comes out is underrated
>>4337017418 years ago
Hello my name is Delta
>>43370236post hole
>>43370159a deluxe cheeseburger obviously and she has nothing to be ashamed of enjoying one like that. Such burgers do exist and I have had them myself. You would react that way if you had one too
>>43370253Delta is just racist. If it had been a blonde, blue-eyed twink eating that, he would have posted a lustful reaction.
>>43370253I really wouldn't
>>43370274fuck off with this already
>>43370295You drive the woggies wild with lust and they seethe eternally at no delta cock
ugh it's one of those days... good thing i got liquid iv, it's way more effective than gaytorade. i can already feel it hittin'
>>43370322the hell does woggies mean
>>43370342Wink wink nod nod. We won't tell. No grenfellas for us.
my solid cologne came in the mail. i'm told it has a very intimate range. does anyone want to get within seven inches of me?
>>43370369post it
>>43370369I can still touch you from 7 inches away ;)
>>43370302Ai is so cool, getting sick of all the retards that gets upset about it just because they're told to be
>>43369995i take the toilet paper, lay it over my index finger and then wipe the inside of my asshole with it. ive been doing this ever since i was a boy btwyeah its definitely a result of a low fiber diet. i need to eat more beans lentils and peas
I accidentally drank a cup of grapefruit juice is it over for me im on various medications
>>43370395these things. i like coffee and whiskey. bourbon and suede is how a middle age man smells. the other two are alright>>43370399hubba. together we could touch each other fourteen inches away, imagine
>>43370274he's an old grumpy piece of shit, nothing is able to spark enthusiam yet alone arousal in him
>>43370508i could arose delta with only my pinky, if he'd let me
>>43370478i can't envision palo santo but sea salt sounds ok. the rest are awful. the concept is not for me though. i'd rather liquid/spray bottles
>>43370530the other day i watched a video on perfumes and cologne and it made me think about trying different stuff out. i may try out liquid stuff too, i got these cause they're small so it's no huge commitment to use it all. i can't describe palo santo either
>>43370560>i can't describe palo santo eitherthere's no description or list of ingredients? also the viking this is a bit sus
>>43370523explore his asscrack for me when he'd allow it, not if but when
I have to stop being a neet.
>>43370590the viking is because these guys make beard care products, i assume this stuff is them branching out. that's how i know them, i bought beard stuff from them. i did look at the ingred list before posting but, it's plants and oils, not something i can put a finger on. apparently palo santo is a wood that people burn for its scent, kinda like agarwood. it's nice but it's not like i can say something simple like it smells like strawberries.
>>43370633why
https://youtu.be/-STtD96doeo?si=iLaDX-YBAt6f4OgTHave you guys watched this i used to watched it in middle school
>>43369879Thats the only thing you point out...?
>>43370648>the viking is because these guys make beard care productsmmm i'm surewell enjoy them. i don't wear cologne enough to spend money on it. i usually wear what someone buys for me
I wipe a little bit to get the surface shit then I hang my ass over the bathtub and blast out my hole with the detachable showerhead.
fresh neet treat teeny totty botty freshteens!
>yeah, i'm into perfume
>>43370106Probably not but I'd get a coffee and if you were cool then maybe. And chicken parm from scratch. Easy to make, tasty, and impressive enough for dates esp when you make the pasta from scratch
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>>43370780lmao
>>43370780I hate ai shit so much. What a stupid invention.
>>43370661Because I can never meet up with my ex again if I continue being a neet.
>>43370746maybe it's the gay in me but that's the one place i never want to smell perfume
>>43370804Why because nick Fuentes is a little gayboy?
>>43370848He got told to ai by the masses
what's everyone up to this saturuday night?
>>43370910Eating
>>43370848I didn't even recognize that as Nick Fuentes, I could just tell it was ai. I guess I don't know what Nick Fuentes looks like.
Thoughts on the word Latinx?
>>43370910having chinese and not getting fucked
>>43370780what's the context here? is it from a meme or something
>>43370939I don't fully understand it. Am I supposed to use it in place of Hispanic?
why'd he put his legs in the picture like that
>>43370963He was getting paid by southern poverty law center who has been laundering money and funding their opposition
>>43370978does this surprise anyone
>>43370975you know why ramen
>>43370978yeah but the dance/walk thing i mean
>>43370975Just because.Not everything means something else. God doesn't exist, see. There is no grand design. Things just happen.
>>43370975to get pervs like you to buy them
>>43371009The context is nick Fuentes is commonly known to be gay and the right-wing neo nazi white supremacy thing is a grift and with him being exposed as an employee of the SPLC its even more funny
>>43371021>to get pervs like youwha- i haven't even done anything!
All our life is spent in this permanent brainwashed content
>>43371054*drips colors into it so that your life comes out tie dyed*
>>43371051yet
Everything you are in every single way I'm pushing you too far and it's time that everybody pays
>>43371073and a new bottom is born
You just know nick Fuentes sucks bbc
I can't believe people STILL pay attention to celebs and e celebs in the big 2010+16They're all worthless talentless people with big mouths who can't make anything good
furry bf desu wa
>>43371021DELTAAAAA go yell at your mom. Tell her you hate her.
>>43371239I wish people were furries instead of human
Squeak >.<
>THE MALVINAS WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ARGENTINE,” Milei said in Spanish on X on Friday, using the Argentine name for the islands. oh my fucking gooddddd why are argentinians like this EVERY TIME. They have NO CLAIM
>>43371269this was made by a tranny
>>43371269Furry
futures should be genocided
>>43371240hate is a bit strong
>>43371338Is that a dolphiroo
My family all think I'm a retard and yet I'm the only one who can actually take care of themselves and doesn't constantly depend on mommy and daddy buncha cracker spawn pissed at me because I don't need them so fucking sorry I'm actually capable of independence oh no he knows how to survive without our constant intervention cast him into the fire fuck off
>>43371352yeh
>>43371350But not entirely inaccurate?
penis
sinep
thinking about the guy who got my cock wet enough to fuck him with just his throat.... i should call him
>>43371269i'm not like that at allstop copying me :/
penis bulge with pubes sticking out
Goodnight sambucaGoodnight sambucahttps://youtu.be/qXcH-1UOUYU?si=aqtTKnudRzRqI212
>>43369916im not gonna lie i do this too but the friction tears my ass sometimes
>>43371507what's that got to do with anything
>>43371507yes, i agree
stop saying random stuff! grrr
>>43371517that is the driving force behind all our posts
>>43371534woof >:3
>>43371534post hole
>>43371534laotian money-wandering scheme
How are you fellow gays?
>>43371517What's anything got to do with anything? What courses through our veins at the speed of love?
>>43371534a tank top that is slightly too tight so you take it off
once i can host im gonna be slaying boypussy on the reggie
