Previously >>43367445
When I wipe i wipe front to back and I use toilet paper but if im feeling frisky I use my hand and then I jerk off with the poop
>>43369806I use a bidet then drip dry, lil shimmy, and I'm up. Out and about I take abt 2' of tp, fold it over once then again at a slight angle to make a V, then scrape up towards the balls at an angle. Takes about 4 of those before I feel clean. Always wiggling into the hole a bit as I pass by as well.
shiza never wipes
>>43369826I refuse to believe real people wipe front to back unironically, this has to be an elaborate joke
I love how stire h put her bra on his head and pretended to be Batman
i don't wipe i swipe
Please Sir let me sniff and lick your armpits Sir
knew a guy who told me he takes a shower after he poops or else he feels gross
Wait, do you guys not just shove the toilet paper deep into your hole, and twist it around in a circular motion...? Please tell me I'm not the only one here who does this.
Trade have to swipe their credit cards in my crack before we begin.
>>43369916I do this too is it not normal
>>43369916>>43369929lol
>>43369916i also do this.
Ooooh girl you got shemail
>>43369948She already da had herses!
>>43369916>>43369929i don't do that, if it's not coming out clean and there's residue still in the lower part of your anus you probably have a low fiber diet or a internal hemorrhoid or polyp the turd gets caught on, get an anus exam
>>43369916Oof buddy
Trannies and poonies get graped
>>43369916>>43369929>>43369946wut even
>>43369964yeah its a low fiber diet
>>43369916>>43369929>>43369946how bottoms are born
>>43369999Chequed
you don't keep your bottom in a cage, do you?
>>43369995You don't need to worry about that anyway because I will lick your hole clean
>>43370020no, cages are mental illness badges
>>43369944>>43369970>>43369995Oh nuuu, have I done something wrong? Please tell me the right way to wipe, friends.
>>43370027and then kiss him on the mouth?
>>43370027nojust no
>>43370037stick a firecracker in and light the fuse
>>43370037front to back idkit seems very strange to insert toilet paper>>43370038>>43370045
>>43370035i like to have mine flopping around, doin' windmills anyway
>>43370084this is acceptable. hard is even better
>hmm let's see what insightful and thought provoking conversations are being discussed on gaygen today?
Odds stay up all nightEvens odds, but in an even variety
If I was a guy you were attracted to and I came up to you on the street and said "would you cook for me at your place for $200?"...would you say yes? and what would you cook for me? what's your signature dish that you love?
>>43370106sure, toast, toast with honey
>>43370094oh it's hard, wait til you see it in person
>>43370106Yes and then i would start twerking violently on the table spraying my horny anal seepage everywhere my signature dish is anal worm spaghetti with diarrhea ragout bon appetit
>>43370111desu
>>43370129
>>43370129tf is she eating
deltisha, when did you last shave your hole
Stroking your poop as it comes out is underrated
>>4337017418 years ago
Hello my name is Delta
>>43370236post hole
>>43370159a deluxe cheeseburger obviously and she has nothing to be ashamed of enjoying one like that. Such burgers do exist and I have had them myself. You would react that way if you had one too
>>43370253Delta is just racist. If it had been a blonde, blue-eyed twink eating that, he would have posted a lustful reaction.
>>43370253I really wouldn't
>>43370274fuck off with this already
>>43370295You drive the woggies wild with lust and they seethe eternally at no delta cock
ugh it's one of those days... good thing i got liquid iv, it's way more effective than gaytorade. i can already feel it hittin'
>>43370322the hell does woggies mean
>>43370342Wink wink nod nod. We won't tell. No grenfellas for us.
my solid cologne came in the mail. i'm told it has a very intimate range. does anyone want to get within seven inches of me?
>>43370369post it
>>43370369I can still touch you from 7 inches away ;)
>>43370302Ai is so cool, getting sick of all the retards that gets upset about it just because they're told to be
>>43369995i take the toilet paper, lay it over my index finger and then wipe the inside of my asshole with it. ive been doing this ever since i was a boy btwyeah its definitely a result of a low fiber diet. i need to eat more beans lentils and peas
I accidentally drank a cup of grapefruit juice is it over for me im on various medications
>>43370395these things. i like coffee and whiskey. bourbon and suede is how a middle age man smells. the other two are alright>>43370399hubba. together we could touch each other fourteen inches away, imagine
>>43370274he's an old grumpy piece of shit, nothing is able to spark enthusiam yet alone arousal in him
>>43370508i could arose delta with only my pinky, if he'd let me
>>43370478i can't envision palo santo but sea salt sounds ok. the rest are awful. the concept is not for me though. i'd rather liquid/spray bottles
>>43370530the other day i watched a video on perfumes and cologne and it made me think about trying different stuff out. i may try out liquid stuff too, i got these cause they're small so it's no huge commitment to use it all. i can't describe palo santo either
>>43370560>i can't describe palo santo eitherthere's no description or list of ingredients? also the viking this is a bit sus
>>43370523explore his asscrack for me when he'd allow it, not if but when
I have to stop being a neet.
>>43370590the viking is because these guys make beard care products, i assume this stuff is them branching out. that's how i know them, i bought beard stuff from them. i did look at the ingred list before posting but, it's plants and oils, not something i can put a finger on. apparently palo santo is a wood that people burn for its scent, kinda like agarwood. it's nice but it's not like i can say something simple like it smells like strawberries.
>>43370633why
https://youtu.be/-STtD96doeo?si=iLaDX-YBAt6f4OgTHave you guys watched this i used to watched it in middle school
>>43369879Thats the only thing you point out...?
>>43370648>the viking is because these guys make beard care productsmmm i'm surewell enjoy them. i don't wear cologne enough to spend money on it. i usually wear what someone buys for me
I wipe a little bit to get the surface shit then I hang my ass over the bathtub and blast out my hole with the detachable showerhead.
fresh neet treat teeny totty botty freshteens!
>yeah, i'm into perfume
>>43370106Probably not but I'd get a coffee and if you were cool then maybe. And chicken parm from scratch. Easy to make, tasty, and impressive enough for dates esp when you make the pasta from scratch
0_0
>>43370780lmao
>>43370780I hate ai shit so much. What a stupid invention.
>>43370661Because I can never meet up with my ex again if I continue being a neet.
>>43370746maybe it's the gay in me but that's the one place i never want to smell perfume
>>43370804Why because nick Fuentes is a little gayboy?
>>43370848He got told to ai by the masses
what's everyone up to this saturuday night?
>>43370910Eating
>>43370848I didn't even recognize that as Nick Fuentes, I could just tell it was ai. I guess I don't know what Nick Fuentes looks like.
Thoughts on the word Latinx?
>>43370910having chinese and not getting fucked
>>43370780what's the context here? is it from a meme or something
>>43370939I don't fully understand it. Am I supposed to use it in place of Hispanic?
why'd he put his legs in the picture like that
>>43370963He was getting paid by southern poverty law center who has been laundering money and funding their opposition
>>43370978does this surprise anyone
>>43370975you know why ramen
>>43370978yeah but the dance/walk thing i mean
>>43370975Just because.Not everything means something else. God doesn't exist, see. There is no grand design. Things just happen.
>>43370975to get pervs like you to buy them
>>43371009The context is nick Fuentes is commonly known to be gay and the right-wing neo nazi white supremacy thing is a grift and with him being exposed as an employee of the SPLC its even more funny
>>43371021>to get pervs like youwha- i haven't even done anything!
All our life is spent in this permanent brainwashed content
>>43371054*drips colors into it so that your life comes out tie dyed*
>>43371051yet
Everything you are in every single way I'm pushing you too far and it's time that everybody pays
>>43371073and a new bottom is born
You just know nick Fuentes sucks bbc
I can't believe people STILL pay attention to celebs and e celebs in the big 2010+16They're all worthless talentless people with big mouths who can't make anything good
furry bf desu wa
>>43371021DELTAAAAA go yell at your mom. Tell her you hate her.
>>43371239I wish people were furries instead of human
Squeak >.<
>THE MALVINAS WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ARGENTINE,” Milei said in Spanish on X on Friday, using the Argentine name for the islands. oh my fucking gooddddd why are argentinians like this EVERY TIME. They have NO CLAIM
>>43371269this was made by a tranny
>>43371269Furry
futures should be genocided
>>43371240hate is a bit strong
>>43371338Is that a dolphiroo
My family all think I'm a retard and yet I'm the only one who can actually take care of themselves and doesn't constantly depend on mommy and daddy buncha cracker spawn pissed at me because I don't need them so fucking sorry I'm actually capable of independence oh no he knows how to survive without our constant intervention cast him into the fire fuck off
>>43371352yeh
>>43371350But not entirely inaccurate?
penis
sinep
thinking about the guy who got my cock wet enough to fuck him with just his throat.... i should call him
>>43371269i'm not like that at allstop copying me :/
penis bulge with pubes sticking out
Goodnight sambucaGoodnight sambucahttps://youtu.be/qXcH-1UOUYU?si=aqtTKnudRzRqI212
>>43369916im not gonna lie i do this too but the friction tears my ass sometimes
>>43371507what's that got to do with anything
>>43371507yes, i agree
stop saying random stuff! grrr
>>43371517that is the driving force behind all our posts
>>43371534woof >:3
>>43371534post hole
>>43371534laotian money-wandering scheme
How are you fellow gays?
>>43371517What's anything got to do with anything? What courses through our veins at the speed of love?
>>43371534a tank top that is slightly too tight so you take it off
once i can host im gonna be slaying boypussy on the reggie
>>43371576Do you still live with mommy and daddy?
>>43371572Meth
>>43371584no but i live with a close family friend rn so same thing basically
Sometimes i'll type a post then erase it because that would feel mean to say
>>43371610Tell them you're a grown man and you need your prostate punched
my legs felt sore but now they feel strong. i feel like i could jump a fence from a standing start.
This shit really works, I highly recommend. This shit makes me leak precum like a faucet.
>>43371674Post legs (with a hint of balls)
>>43371683Thanks I'll save it and give it a read
>>43371673its funny too because hes gay and married to a man for like 15 years so its not like theres any homophobia i would just feel weird if they heard me having sex
>>43371683Garbage
>>43371683Ewww
what if i found a bf but he doesn't want me
>>43371693You think they're not plapping while you're there? Just keep quiet
Guys I got cheesecake do you think im too fat to eat cheesecake
>>43371607Aside from meth
>>43371717Then you didn't find a bf
>>43371725Cholesterol
>>43371719lowkey one time i came back from work and this younger guy was walking out of their bedroom and it smelled awfully like poppers and i was like ok gramps get you some
>>43371684i did earlier and no one was nice about it
My holden thread wasn't nuked wtf
Need a PAWB
>>43371507dad
i feel like the baggy jeans popularity rise is a result of manufacturers over producing plus sized clothing so they rebranded it to market it to skinny people.like the whole body positivity movement convinced them to mass produce plus sizes and then there wasn't as much of a market for it as that one fat girl made you think.
>>43371683Is there an all in one out there or do you take them individually?
Precum tastes better then cum
>>43371769Holden was a nounce and a paedophile
Nonce
>>43371747Aside from cholesterol
I BELIEVE NILSO
i'll never have a boyfriend.
if a girl asked you for your sperm to have a baby what would you say? assuming it will be at-home insemination with a turkey baster or something like that so no need of sperm bank
Boring thread tonight. That's OKI hope that most of you are having a good night/dayNot all of you, but, most.
>>43371816loose clothes are also comfier
>>43371945you're skipping straight to husband? if you say si
>>43371945Ditto. Wya? Wanna be my bf?
>>43371957Cook anything worthwhile lately?
we can't keep doin' gay shit.
Never been in a real strip club. Went to a gay bar in Minneapolis that had dancers but never an actual strip club. I feel like it wouldn't be hot unless it was a private dance and they touched me or spoke to me or at least had more interaction
>guy messages me saying wow youre so hot>say thanks man hows it going tonight to try and continue the convo>radio silence for 5 hoursdid he cum and get bored or whatman are trash ugh
>>43372028we haven't even started
>>43369879why would you push shit towards your balls which are harder to clean than an asscrack
>>43372025Not recently. My bfs family really love my chili though and I will make them guacamole. Because they dont think avocados can be delicious You?
>>43372063I dropped the apps cuz I got tired of the emotional ups and downs. I'll just be lonely and die alone nbd.
>>43372088hmm yeah but sometimes i need to have sex/need attention
fingers crossed
>>43372078Not since my easter brunch last week and kangaroo meatballs the week before. Kinda in a rut cooking wise. Idk what I want
wanna come hiking with me?
>>43372101i use asswipes, the flushable kind
>>43372101For what?>>43372126What does kangaroo taste like?>>43372130Yeah
>>43372097>need to have sexMasturbate>need attentionPost here>>43372130Sure, haven't been out on a real hike in too long. When and where?
>>43372150someone started shooting
>>43372155sex is more fun than masturbation but i do agree stuff like anon and blow and go cumdumps are barely a step up from masturbation
>>43372150More minerally beef. Good on it's own but better in a mix. I have some medallions too that I'll cook later. Tomorrow is the first grill of the season so shrimp, burgers, and lemon broccoli. I have these snake sausages and I might do one of those too
>>43372180I'll take your word on it. Ignorance is bliss
>>43372130i'm not holding hands like a couple of faggots, but yes.
>>43372166But guns are illegal in britain>>43372209Nice man.I want to make chocolates again for peopleMaybe try selling too.
>>43372130how serious is a hiking date on a scale of 1-10my placement is 3its just low commitment enough but still a commitment
>>43372166down your throat?
aaah, a romantic retreat in the forest. imagine.. we could have gay sex under the full moon, surrounded by redwoods. making love like a couple of wild faggots
>>43372240you think so? a 3? i've never been on a hiking date but just from hiking with family in the past i think it'd be a very long ordeal
>>43372240I'd go higher just on the isolation of it. Just you and the guy. Not a first date but maybe after a few and you're reasonably certain he's not gonna kill you
>>43372279don't even bother. the risk of being killed turns them on
I just wanted to tell you that I hope you have a great day today before I fall asleep >>43372231Those are so cute!
>>43372292Thank you.Take care
>>43372275hell naw man norcal is scary i'm not having sex in the redwood forest, maybe in a carwhat if bigfoot is watching us
>>43372324You're welcome and thank you <3
>>43372231>>43372254at a dinner thingnothing happened thoughbooo
>>43372287I like the idea as a part of a wider date. A friend of mine and I went to a chowder festival then a hike then a beer. It was cute, he's not gay but it would have been nice. Coffee then a hike then lunch type shit. Chain together a day out of it. Cheap too. Maybe bring a picnic backpack or just chilled wine in a sleeve. We type crack a beer at the peak anyway
>>43372342>>43372362>>43372385>>43372411What is this? Like an open chat for hookups?
i just like walking around. it's hard being with a guy who can't walk for a long time without getting tired
>>43372329there are bears, but if you don't leave food out they won't bother anyone.
>>43372465Sniffies
I havent had someone bust a nut in me since I got hiv :s before I got hiv and I was skinny guys would always bust their nut in me >.< I wonder why not anymore...
>>43372472Bears need love too. And yes I only bother if you have food.
>>43372493How does sniffies work? Location baser groupchats rather than profiles like grindr?
would you date a bear?
>>43372527just go to the website and look for yourself
>>43372500doesn't natter what your "viral load" is, nobody wants to risk it. you're the perfect example of why i have zero interest in hookups, or even dating for that matter. there's always the chance that you run into something truly vile
>>43371877truke>>43371957I've been playing vampire crawlers a bit>>43372465Portland Craigslist
matter*
>>43372530No stop asking me i don't date fat bodied men because I am fat bodied and diversity is a strength you know
>>43372527It's dm based on a map, but people can post to all ithey announce that they are hosting, at a particular spot, etc
>>43372530>bear gamerJust means slob. And no he has to be skinnier/shorter/smoother than me. Altho that's a pretty wide swath.
>>43372554My viral load is 0 I technically dont even have to tell you I have hiv if I dont want to and can still sleep with you thats what my dr said
>>43372591i would catch a red flag way before sex is even a consideration
Chicken eggs > turkey eggs >>>>>>>>> quail eggs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> duck eggsIf anyone wants to know
>>43372612his face is a red flag he's obviously a subhuman. physiognomy is real
>>43372621only had chickenis there much difference really?
