>Can't top because of small dick>Can't bottom because of bowel problemsWhat the fuck am I supposed to DO?
>>43372507join a convent
>>43372507Bottom anyway.
Blowies, handies, frotting
>>43372507srs
a significant portion of men are sides, so there's no issue here
>>43372698>sideswut
>>43372698you wish lol
>>43372507sexual reassignment surgery?result: penis will be gone and replaced with an extra hole designed for sex and separate from your bowels
>>43372507sides exist on this basisunfortunately for me my bf is a "no toys" side and I am a "very yes toys" side and sex has not been good for a while because of it
>>43372507Small dicks are so cute.>>43372532This... just suck my dick, faggot.
>>43372896Isn't there like surveys that say its like at least a quarter of gay men?
Top Nep
>>43372507Is 4 inches too small to top?
>>43373357if you're hard and both of you aren't fat it's doable, if one of you are fat or you can't stay hard, it's over
>>43373393Oh fuck I'm kinda chubby. It's over
>>43372507>>Can't bottom because of bowel problemseat a healthier diet, stop eating fast food and especially eat more fiber
>>43372507get a vagina installed in place of the thing you weren't using anyway
>>43372507Get a vagina
>>43373767I do eat healthy, I got fucked by a medication doctors put me on years ago that gave me chronic fissures & they seem hellbent on delaying any surgical treatment for it
>>43372507FROTTING!!!!!!
>>43372698frotting is the best>>43377199this
Frot! Frot! Frot! Frot!