red: you are a passing woman (real vagina) but its now 1999. You are somehow the same age as you are now, but it is ALWAYS 1999. You start at Jan 1st, and when it gets to Dec 31, the year just recycles back at Jan 1 1999. You are always the same age and suddenly drop dead in 100 years. green: jews (ethnic only, converts don't gain it by converting) now have x-ray vision
>>43383525I just wanna go back back to 1999
Can I be a passing woman (real penis)?
>>43383592no, and if you ask again everyone ELSE in 1999 is going to have a vagina too
>>43383525this is a hard one both seem very interesting. probably would choose red but i really want to see what the consequences of green are.
>>43383609are all the men shocked that they just woke up with vaginas or do they think they've always had vaginas
>>43383695they still look like men, just everyone has a vagina and kids come from a lab and you mail in orders for them (with paper checks)the latter
Red because I want to be back to 1999, actually.Living for 100 years in 1999 sounds really attractive, unironically.
>>43383721the things i would do to groundhog day for a century in this version of 1999.
>>43383588charli also comes back to 1999 with you if you press red
>>43384211>jeets in 1999oh no
>>43383525I don’t want to be a woman and green would be funny.
>>43383721So fucking hot1999 cuntboy utopiaIf I’m allowed to take testosterone we have a deal
>>43384428cross sex hormones aren't allowed in magical-forever-1999, sorry
>>43384434Laser Jews it is
how is this even a choice. red. i just want to be a real woman idc abt anything else
>>43384211is she also aware that she has been brought back in time to a version of 1999 where men have vaginas that loops forever or is she an alternate 1999 charli
>>43384629she's 10 years old, but she comes with a personal army of mini-jews each armed with eye-lasers so you better get on her good side, she has a temper
>>43383525does everything that happened get undone every year groundhog day style, or is it just like a 1999 that goes on forever.
>>43383525does the world stay stuck in 1999 even after i die
>>43383525Red actually seems really nice.
>>433847811999 that goes on forever but nobody realizes 1999 has already happened but they all get 1 year older each new 1999, except you, you stay the same age>>43384803yes
>>43384930>except you, you stay the same agedo people notice this and find it odd?
>>43384978no, they are totally self absorbed because their pagers keep going off with important business dealings, they barely notice you are alivethis is before the "y2k" stock crash (that nobody talks about ever mysteriously because of 911) so the internet business bubble just builds forever
>>43383525>>43384930>yesdoes picking this option send me back in time and and then freezes it inadvertently killing everyone born after 1999 in the current world or do i split off into a an alternate forever 1999 world
>>43385042everyone who exists now exists back in forever 1999, just as the age they were then when you get there, and every new 1999 they get 1 year older, anyone born after 1999 no longer exists
>>43384930>1999 that goes on forever but nobody realizes 1999 has already happened but they all get 1 year older each new 1999, except you, you stay the same ageim 20 right now but my birthday is halfway through the year. i get that i don't age but legally speaking do i ever get to be 21 or do i have to get a fake id if i ever want to drink in this world.
>>43385112if you weren't alive in 1999, pressing the red button jams a red hot poker up your bum, killing you, instead of sending you back to 1999
>>43385062i don't want all my friends to die but i could see jews with x-ray vision ending the same way so who knows
>>43385128awwww
>>43383525reminds me of replay by ken grimwood which i was just talking about yesterday.i would pick red. imagine getting to spend time with my family without having to be a fagit would be weird to start a family of my own and have kids and see them grow older than me as we replay 1999 for the 50th time but cest la vie.
>>43385137what harm could jews with x-ray vision possibly cause?
>>43385161>it would be weird to start a family of my own and have kids and see them grow older than me as we replay 1999 for the 50th time but cest la vie.you're also forgetting that you never age but everyone else does, all men have pussies and a 10 year old charli xcx is roaming around with a pack of laser eyed mini jews.
>>43384211Current day charli or 2020 charli? Im fine with either but would prefer pre brat era
>>43385285see>>43384664
>>43385292Yeah sure im fine with that it’s pretty funny
>>43385285the person she was when she was 10 years oldshe has no knowledge of later charli
>>43385210>you're also forgetting that you never age but everyone else doesi knew that part>all men have pussiesoh hell no wth?>and a 10 year old charli xcx is roaming around with a pack of laser eyed mini jews.lmao whatok on second thought can i pick green if im half jewish? do i get 1 laser eye?
>>43385679>if im half jewish?mom or dad?
