BottomsTheres a button in front of you. If you press the button you will die. If you do not press the button you just walk away and nothing happens. However. If you press the button and half of the worlds bottom also press the button, nothing happens.Do you press the button?
>>43385081kys
>>43385138calm down
>>43385081What do you mean? I'm not a bottom, so OF COURSE I would never press the button. Heh.
>>43385081are you saying every bottom is suicidal?(I for sure am)
>>43385546;~;*pats ur head**fluffs up ur lil scarf*
>>43385081Bottoms are dumb there will always be a large number of bottoms who press the button due to their autism, and it is mankind's duty to safeguard them. Therefore, anyone who refuses to press the button should die instead
>>43385081um i don't really know i think i press the button to help the other bottoms because i think they would too
>>43385638>>43385625I have faith in my fellow bottoms
>>43385669what if someone accidentally presses the button?
>>43385688a tragedy, but given that most will not, a reckless suicide virtue signal if you decide to press with him
>>43385081um...i dont get it
>>43385625>Therefore, anyone who refuses to press the button should die insteadwhy do collectivists always reveal themselves to be violently unhinged sociopaths? Its almost as if their collectivism is a projection for some sort of power complex
>>43385081there are more bottoms that are sustenance farmers than bottoms that are not sustenance farmers globally. those bottoms understand they have children and women back home relying on their sustenance labor and thus would have to pick redif I were the deciding vote and it were a tie breaker I would obviously press the button to save the bottoms but under normal circumstances pressing the button would just be suicide.
>>43385705>>43385669Civilization functions based on 'Blue' because people reach out to support one another, whether voluntarily or not. The death of one part cascades into the death of the whole society. What if the person who pressed 'Blue' is a doctor? Maybe he was tired so he couldn't see straight, or maybe he became depressed and wanted to commit suicide. If you don't press 'Blue' now, the world will be short a doctor, and many will die and it may include you and your parents. That is why we have rescue workers and charity workers; they are the 'Blue' pressers who risk their lives so that more people will live.
>>43385081there is a button, if you don't press it, nothing happens. If you press it, there's a 60% chance you'll die and a 2% chance a chad will fill your butt with cumWould you press it?
>>43386717sorry not going to join your death cult
>>43388413Sacrificing to make sure everyone lives is not a death cult, dumbo. And the fact that the right button is full of color and light, guess what? small children and toddlers will certainly press blue, depressed people might press blue, and if we let people kill themselves, we don't have a civilization.In a grand schemeIf the majority press Red, everyone on earth will die. Because human civilizations are built on multiple shaky pillars, you need to only kill a small number of the right population to trigger a collapse.
>>43388776Sorry not going to join your death cult
>>43385081I don’t press the button what kinda question is this…
This is inspired by the twitter discourse, isn't it? -_-
>>43385081I press the top button.
>>43388776>sacrifice yourself I’m only sacrificing myself if blue losses, if blue is going to lose why would I press blue
>>43388776>bruh just sacrifice yourself for our cause>not a death cult tho
>>43385081It's already solved, the majority chose Blue and everyone lives.Most people care about someone enough to press Blue just so the people they care about don't die. Mothers who would rather sacrifice their lives for their infants already make up several million unconditional Blue votes. Those women have their dear families, friends, communities and so on. This transitive chain of empathy (wittily dubbed "suicidal empathy" by Red-ditors) cascades through the entire society making the majority automatically lean Blue.So you're free to pick any and it likely won't affect the final outcome. Would suck to be the one guy that decisively caused human extinction in the unlikely 49.9999999/50.0000001 outcome though
>>43388992>online opinion polls where the stakes aren’t real are relevant here
>>43388992Why would a mother risk leaving her baby an orphan
>>43389042People would vote even less Red. When the stakes are life and death their thoughts go to their loved ones, and the loved ones of their loved ones. They won't pause to consider the opinions of twitter/reddit/lesswrong users who have studied game theory and live under the assumption that others are out to deceive them in the zero-sum game of life, OR teenagers who saw The Dark Knight and want to act out Joker, the force of chaos and destruction in the film's legendary boat scene.
>>43389109Blue isn't suicide, it's everyone relying on everyone to save everyone. Everyone lives, automatically. This seems to be intuitively understood by the majority.
>>43389146>>43389115See>>43385669sorry not joining your death cult
>>43389154Epic own.
>>43389115Also the thread says bottomsAre mothers and babies bottoms?
>killing yourself in a mere attempt to save retardsLeftism/communism in a nutshell
>>43389115>>43389146>>43388992If someone choses to jump on train tracks and is hit by a train because not enough people jumped after them to stop the train, that isn't murder the guy committed suicideAlso not joining your death cult
