ftm roommate dropped his kfc burger in the bathtub while taking a bath, picked the pieces out of the water and ate it
>>43394132Finger lickin' good!
>>43394132How do you know he did this?
>>43394701security camera
>>43394718so you have a security camera on your bathroom, and you use it to watch your friend take baths?
>>43394808its just home security we have had a few break ins
You're the ftm in question and you did that while entirely alone and unmonitored and thought to yourself "heh, that was so gross and MALEBRAINED, yeah I think I made it."And you came here to make this thread to try and get validation for it.
>>43397018this foid ubered boba and takeout to her place with daddy's credit card and thought "oh my god, if I dropped my Nicky Minaj maccies meal in the bathtub and still ate it omg omg omg that's like soooo grosshehe I should post it and get people to talk about how malebrained I am"
>>43394718>bathtub security camerabruh
>>43397018>>43397255My theory is that this burger in the tub didn't even happen at all
>>43394132>kfc>burger
>>43397255>>43397018>this level of derangement about 'oonersSisa, I...
>>43394132malebrained
>>43397766what is more likelya single layer larp on 4chan, or a guy so autistic he thinks it's okay to watch his roommates in the tub and shares that information without understanding the issuethough the single layer larp probably has an additional layer where FtManon gets off to the idea of a roommate secretly watching them bathe, that is shockingly common
>>43394132seems like the normal thing to do when you're dropping food in the bathtubwhat I think is strange is eating KFC in the tub at allGummo has warped your mind
>>43394132EWWW WHAT THE FUCK
>>43394132true AFAB privilege is being short enough to still have comfy baths as an adulttfw showercuck
>>43397675they sell zinger and fillet burgers toomaybe if you got over slavery you'd realise that there's other things to eat than a bucket of chicken
>>43394132Based.
>>43397951okay but dropping a burger in the tub is a lot worse than dropping a wingdropping a wing is the best case scenario for dropping KFC in the tub
>>43394132Find a new place to live
>>43397951That’s a sandwich not a burger, kfc in Japan sells burger
>>43394132giw i could get a bite
>>43397917uhmm its larp honny
>>43399843it's a chicken burgerit uses a burger bunburger shaped piece of fried chicken and all the conventions of a burger mayo,chesse lettuce comes with a portion of chips and a soft drinksandwiches come on rectangular bread and contain less fast foodism
