>be me>22, hetero, top>live in georgia, sakartvelo because god clearly hates me>work IT for euro company remotelymake 5k+ a month while local wages are basically cigarettes and depression>have nice apartment, buy whatever i want>do absolutely nothing with my life except sit inside and rot, honestly enjoying it>have tgirl friend, 20yr polsci student>boymodes half the time but dresses fem whenever possible and acts like a bitchspent time in brazil and never shuts the fuck up about it, into petplay, bdsm, submissive stuff, bottom as heck and kinda bratty, like cute overall>socially dominant as hell littrly her entire personality is contradictions >we're yapping>somehow conversation turns philosophical>she suddenly calls me a slave>"excuse me?">she starts explaining with full confidence"you're naturally a slave because your entire existence revolves around money">"you dont socialize, dont pursue virtue, dont participate in politics or society, you just work, obey your employer, buy products, and rot in your apartment">"you don't seek eudaimonia, as aristotle would say">this bitch literally hit me with sum Ancient Greek slave theory>meanwhile SHES brokeconstantly out on protests, socializing, meeting people, debating n stuff.but also wants to be collared and ordered around by someone taller than her>the bottom called ME the natural slave because i traded my soul for comfort and steam sales>couldnt even argue back because she kinda had a point>mfw the person actively fantasizing about being owned somehow has more agency than me>after this interaction i kinda look at her from diff perspective? either im falling for her or shes making a bottom from me, idfk.at the same time i dont want to fuck up our relationship and ig im more into cis? and she makes me bottomy just by her presence, so like ????
>>43410784All of you mfs are just a kink club for socially inept losers BDSM is cringe as fuck
>>43410784Tell her to read hegel. Make sure to be really smug about it too.
>>43410784you got hit with the realisation that you are nothing but human cattle and the first thing you did instead of revaluating how you spend your life you got hard and jerked off, it truly is over for you
>>43410842That's men for you
>>43410784Let her put it in your butt while she lectures you on Post Structuralism. This will be fulfilling for both of you.
>>43410791i dont get how thats supposed to be some own. some people are just in fact socially inept and or losers. why is that some insult?
>>43410803Well, ik ts was a joke but i actually did it and she just laughed, called me a dumbass and that i missed the point, then started to explain, but i didnt listen to her, cause i got a boner, so like fml, prb im too porn-brained for allat, ik that yall are trying to take it to some philosophical take, but im just into her yapful ass.
>>43410784Are you looking for an EU gf (tranny)? I work but I earn a shit wage
>>43411623No, as i said, im not really into T, ig i even got like that because of her.also too tied to wage question, sorry.
>>43411654True anon but I would never say shit like that. Besides we are both wagecucks so it’d hypocritical of me
>>43410784sounds like her trying to rationalise being a useless layabouttheres actually nothing wrong with just enjoying your life and not chronically bitching about le system or whatever
>>43411691not rlly, im not really enjoying myself, and im kinda always whining to her abt how bored and depressed i am, also she always does it flirty, i cant say she does this take just to be a bitch. idk
I love every one of these stories being like, "I am hetero man!" but we all know betterEspecially if your boobtwink is boymoding
>>43410784jerk her off to teach her a lesson
>>43411741I mean, she's ig alr year on hrt thingy, and she look like a girl when she wants to, yeah not the most fem, + around 2 meters, but ig? i never had attraction to boys, nor to the most beatiful trans ppl, its more about the person she is that makes me into her. so yeah, idk ig im not that hetero?
>>43411732Sounds like she should move in with you and be your intellectually curious layabout housewife. You can subsidize your lifestyle, she can listen to you bitch + degrade you for being a philistine bread winner. Guessing it'll end in a murder suicide when you eventually snap.
>>43411802I dont think she'll be into it, plus she works, studys and does sum stuff, not the most stay at home person that i need