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gay monogamy
My balls are sagging rn
gay sodomy
>>43411296no thanks!
Trying bourbon in my coffee because thats what tops doIt tastes like wood and I cant stop smiling
>>43411287Imagine from this to that
Gay shizamy
paranoid persecutory delusions
>>43411313orb
>>43411304no thanks!
don't just stand there, breed me!! uwuoh gosh, i'm really suffering. can't you see
Sometimes I hate employment so much it makes my skin feel all itchy like tight clothes that need to be removed.I'm built for chasing gazels to feed my tribe and getting my hole pounded by the chiefs hot older warrior son.
you know i scrolled through that 2017 gaygen thread and the striking thing is the complete absence of the batshit insane schizos screaming inanities into the void...
>>43411386Back in the day when rap wasnt gay...
>>43411386Werk
>>43411359o_o
>>43411383u can do it! light weight baby! easy!
>>43411386yeah you hadn’t found it yet
>>43411287didn't you mean hunGAYrian?
>>43411397idiotic trolls were rarer too, decent times
I never played dungeons and dragons, is it any good?
>>43411409nope, back to stardew valley with you
>>43411407yeah, you hadn’t found the place yet
pit lord
>>43411418see this what i mean, im not the idiotic troll... you are, sadly
>>43411414Who even plays that?
So I know this trip who is morbidly obese (like 600lb) who wipes by putting a washcloth on the corner of the sink and then just like twerks on the corner to wipe her shit.
>>43411435i dont doubt your gay struggles are real
>>43411431Um, please be nice
>>43411435ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick
>>43411448I'm sorry anon, I thought that was a girly girls game like Sims
holy fuck my head could explode wtf is going on...
>>43411470It has combat and skill progression because it's for manly men.
>>43411472Do you know the date or the president of the USA? are you feeling weak or numb on either side of your body? Give my cock a squeeze with each hand so we can evaluate.
>>43411425they called me this in high school
Whenever I wear briefs I feel like my balls are always trying to sneak out of them if I don't keep my legs together.
>>43411513i don't think i could handle that feeling but i wear boxer briefs anyway
>>43411435just say slayers mom
>>43411520I meant the legless kind my balls aren't that long
>>43411497its probably cancer doc
>>43411500A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>43411550yeah i knew what you meant. just me, i haven't worn briefs since i was in middle school. i don't judge guys who wear it but i could never go back. actually the first time i fooled around with a guy he took off his pants and he was wearing briefs
>>43411469wow
what do when cant sleep, walk, cant look at screen or head gets wirse... its like im sick in the 50s... bored and hurtin
>>43411662Germany is such a low vibration country
i like to pretend i can only do one thing a day so i'll put off exercising in order to go get a haircut
Am I gay if I love sucking cocks but I watch only straight porn?
>>43411688depends. are you self inserting as the woman?
>>43411677So true bestie
>>43411671what does Germany has to do with me?
>>43411662close eyes and rest anyway no need to slep just rest put ice on head
Good morning gaygen
It's crawlingStill all inBefallenCruel sunIn summerOh slumberMy numberIs upThere's peachesIn reachesWith leechesAt heartI'm thinkin'And blinkin'It's stingin'Mine eyesAbhorringHe's gorgingStill boringOn meIt's lighterIt's brighterNo fighterIs IIt's dried upAnd tied upAnd fried upMine eyesIt's crawlingStill all inBefallenCruel sun
>>43411472is healthcare that bad in Germany that you aren't seeking it?
>>43411690I don’t think I self insert at all to be fair
>>43411712Okay well the Netherlands is the same
>>43411721Good evening
if you can't do at least this then you aren't getting sucked
>>43411772genuinely how
>>43411772Can you not?
Can you knot*?
>>43411772you can see in the mirror he has a fan running which is causing the air to circulate up under his shorts rhythmically, it's just an illusion
thanks detox
watching porn in the first place is unhealthy behavior for the individual and the society, plus it's providing a market for industrialized rape and abuse>>43411690tranny behavior
>>43411777xcancel.com/txcumblaster/status/1632743713616044032his whole account is about how hard he can cum. he's just built different>>43411809...the ceiling fan?
>>43411804I want to knot homelander
Martin Luther was right about everything.
I'm my dream last night I saw that Jim Carrey had died (it was on a newspaper in my dream), and was telling my brother about it.
>>43411804imagine if you were knotted to your werewolf boyfriend and then he remembered that he has an important zoom meeting that requires webcam
>>43411777>>43411809hes literally just flexing his dick???
>>43411662 Suffering builds character, you should be grateful for the experience.
>>43411824it looks like it could be a floor fan pointed at him where his legs are, but i could totally be wrong too, there's definitely something spinning out of view
>>43411671It's full of depressed people with no sun. They all need to get some vitamin D and stop being so miserable. Maybe they should invade somewhere fun again, that usually cheers them up.
>>43411816I only watch porn because I don’t have anything else and hentai lost flavour
>>43411854yeah it's a ceiling fan. tat's what the ceiling looks like when the ceiling fan and light are on at the same time.
>>43411760are americans that slow? its a flu or soke shiti would have to get the fuck up, call the doc, drive there, waaiiiiiiit 3 hourst, here anon a pack of ibuparacetamol rest and sleep, gee wee thx doc, what would i do without hellthcare, drive back, continue to hurt, pray it gets better till night, pray x2 you fall asleepbut at least yhe head got better, and its not shooting into the eye, knocks on wood
Need a man tied up whose oiled up cock i can edge for hours posthaste
good evening
>>43411849ur a funny guy sally! ill kill u last
i think i left my phone in my car man uggggggh that means i have to put my clothes back on
>>43411881>Football pants>No padsKind of gay and lame ngl
>>43411901hate when this happens
>>43411720yes mommyi actually walked a bit and it got immediately better... probably something to do with bloodpressure
>>43411880I would go to the emergency room and demand a CT and MRI scan of my entire body to figure out what's wrong, because you have multiple unresolved issues
>>43411856weather is terrible rn, sunny and fucking cold freezin
>>43411890If youre not wearing nails youre not doing drag
>>43411917>emergency roomlolahah oh americans!8+ hours waiting time, triage, mri?! rofls!my head hurts a lot dude i just slammed a bottle of vodka all there is to it
>>43411881Milking men has got to be one of my favorite pastimes.>>43411890Those are some long nails you got there, nice bulge too.
>>43411858xe likes guro ignore xir takes
>>43411927spoken like a fag
>>43411944in America you can at least cause a scene, be very dramatic, cry, grunt... so they are willing to look at you quicker than someone whose quiet and waiting, if you don't arrive in an ambulance on a stretcher you will be waiting too
>>43411949Imagine watching cute seal videos while milking men together
>>43411890imagine her scratching your frenulum
>>43411890Ramen would have liked you
>>43411890print A (small <6in)
>>43411975He’s dead
>>43411975not with those nails
>>43411971Wrong, seals are cute and wholesome. And are not for sexual activities. Men however are.
>>43411995Good. Not into chocolate
>>43412002be honest, how much of a tranny are you?
>>43412009As much as methy is
>>43411890you go gurl really bringing that they/them energy
>>43411890Need more bwc posting here hnnng
>about to chicken out again on meeting a guy because im a retarded faggot pussyi self sabotage myself lmao
>>43412041post his pix as catharsis
>>43411890Maybe would despite the nails
>>43412047dude im not gonna do that fuck off
>>434120090% I am no tranny, stop obsessing over me thx Anon ( `□´).
do you have a personal style and how would you describe it? or do you just put on anything and don't really think about it?
>>43412073yes its called tshirts shorts jeans and hoodies
>>43412073This is definitely my style
>>43412073latter
>>43412071only troons and poons avatarfag, you told on yourself, might as well come out of the closet
I think that I'm looking for love in all the wrong places...
>>43411834Probably for the best. That guy hasn't been funny since 1995.
>>43412073i wear sweater vests to work events which make people comment that i dress like an old man
>>43412073holy shit anon is that you? if so your hot af! also where do you buy your jewelry at?pls post more pics pls
>>43412073bro gopnik lite straight man
>>43412103why would they save a picture of themselves with the filename cute
>>43412103his right tit is estrogenized
I hooked up with this guy and while I was at his place he kept saying>I like you alot>I really like youAnd then after I messaged him to hangout again and he said >I just dont think we clicked sexually And now he just views my profile every couple days and doesnt message me wtf
>>43412089Okay... but I am curious about one thing. Which do you think I am, MTF or FTM?
>>43412115those are called pecs you retard
>>43412103retard
>>43412123sweety, ive seen enough naked men and know how pectorials insert to recognize bitchtits
>>43412118depends on age, how old are you?
>>43412116women tsk! amirite
I'm completely naked
>>43412163are you naked (smooth) or naked (hairy)
>>43412163thank god this aint a video conference
>>43412142Im 24 years young bb (´ε`*)
>>43411386Your vocaroos were creepy and boring, a glimpse of what its like to hang out with you no doubt.
>>43412103no he's a friend, we're going crochet together one dayhttps://x.com/novaxnebula/media
Brl
>>43412189huh did i step on your tail?>>43412178troon
>>43412178I fucking LOVE seals
Who would you go straight for? For me it’s Daenerys Targaryen.
>>43412189post the creepy ones btw love to hear it
>>43412215impossible to be straight when twinks like this exist
>>43412226have u seen the seventh seal with j depp?
when does otter mating season begin
>>43412221No you stepped on your prolapse lol>>43412234I didn't save your vocaroos.
>>43412221Wrong, I'm a bottom.>>43412226I love seals too, as well as other pinnipeds. (•⩊• っ).
>>43412261oh ts broke rejected loser again bringin his garbage self to the gen to stink and shit all over
>>43412266Thoughts on sea lions?
>>43412266>, I'm a bottomwhats your penis size, mr trugæ?
>>43412272Sounds like scorny is mad again
>>43412273Sea lions are great, but I don't have a lot of images saved of them. I'd probably rank walruses a little higher than them though. (´・_・ ;)
>>43412296where are you from fren?
Went to the bank today and recognized my teller from Grindr, but he looked about 15 years older than his pics. Bank fags.
Imagine having sex with your homie on the seal chair...
>>43412305so many gay guys over 30 hide their age, lie about their age, or don't have it on their profile, it just seems so dishonest
>>43412323baby fag here, why do so many people say that gays expire after 30?
>>43412311I just came in my pants...
>>43412335bcuz bottoms are women
>>43412323https://youtu.be/-fkZCZVFfDo?t=10
>>43412335Only bottoms expire and it's well before 30 usually. More like 25 I'd say.
>>43412342scorpion tailwhip footjob
>>43412341>>43412354why tough?
>>43412335there's good looking guys going up to their early 50's
>>43412372Youth is attractive in bottoms. When they lose that, it's over.I get msgs from 40, 50 & 60 year olds all the time wanting me to top them. Instablock.
>>43412323Yeah if it's by more than like 6 years it's a red flag for me. I don't have an issue with guys over 30 and I understand why a 32yo might say he's 28, but if you're 40 claiming to be 30 or using a very old pic you're probably going to turn off a lot of guys who click, and there are guys who are into daddies
>>43412372Bcuz the bible says so
>>43412291https://voca.ro/14C7QvOJyH4z
>>43412335Retards who fetishize youth and androgyny. There are plenty of 30yos and 40yos who are in good shape and who take care of themselves, and they're less immature than 18yos usually.
>>43412395why are gay relationships so dysfunctional and broken? straightoids arent much better but not to the degree of fags
>>43412372there are only so many ways we can say "bottoms are women"
>>43412431Geriatric bottom fingers typed this post.
>>43412439Bruv, a hookup is not a relationship.
>>43412454thats precisely my point, the percentage of gays on stable relationships is so small lol
>>43412421https://voca.ro/11JvYh8a0tci
>>43412439cap
I kind of want to inject another mans cum in my urethra.I saw a behind the scenes video from a guy who does solo cum shots, and he was putting fake cum in there to shoot back out.Now I can't stop thinking about what it would feel like to let another mans cum dribble out of my pole.I've already cum twice this morning, btw, and I'm rock hard again right now
>>43412484thats...actually kinda hot kek
>>43412484Putting anything in the hole is painful you know?
>>43412484Spermjacking
>>43412484Lol
>>43412484do you also think about a man injecting his cum in your ass? or are you a top?
is it a pain to clean up when someone cums in your ass?
>>43412447I'm a side and not even 30
everyone is either top or bottom, what about versatiles?
>>43412553there are several vers posters
>i'm a side
>>43412511Yeah, but just being creampied, not like an injection. I'm not opposed to topping.>>43412494I've tried sounding once before, it certainly is unpleasant and can be painful.
>>43412553>everyone is either top or bottom, what about bottoms?I don't understand
>>43412494no its not sounding feels amazing
>>43412584You do understand this is basically the gay equivalent of hets saying that bisexuals are gay, right?
>>43412520no you just fart it out the next day and it smells fishy
>>43412567this is what i thought at first too lol.
>>43412567I'd rather have that than sex
someday i'll let a man cum in my pristine munt. i won't pitch the idea like that, though
bonner
>>43412520It's a need not a want, so it really foesn't matter.It's like asking if it's a pain to eat every day
Midwest anon is your hole smooth or hairy?
that potato salad look good as shit too smdh
>>43412597It's not the same thing?
>>43412300Usa...>>43412285No. If I did you guys would make fun of me. I'll say this though, it's at least 6 inches. ( ´-`)
>>43412642frfr
sassy man apocalypse
>>43412520Just take a shower afterwards, the warm water will help loosen you up, and it will come out naturally.
You all need bidets and bidets towels.
Eating yummy sides with a cute fag and then cuddling and taking a nap! Wholesome plot twist
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getting hemmrhoids so u have an excuse to sit in the bathroom and not do anything at work
how much noise do you make when you jerk off
>>43411469has he posted hole yet
>>43412734a lot of shlorping sounds from jorking with coconut oil
>>43411858You should try making your own porn. Could be a fun little project.
>>43411824>he's just built differentor he does kegels
>>43412073I don't think about it. I just wear clothes that make me look like a god. It comes naturally.
>>43412800men can't benefit from kegels stop the cap
>>43412770no she's too demure
Did you guys know of you can get super painful headaches if you hold your breathe when you orgasm?>>43412734On a related note - I trained to be quiet.
>>43412816she's a cock tease and people are clowns for following her
>>43412041Next time you feel like bailin just text him "hey i'm on my way" and don't even give your brain a chance to fuck it up
>>43412807oh ok
>>43412828Hot body.
>>43412734Not much, jerking off is only pretty good, and the orgasm is brief. it isn't overstimulating enough to make me verbalize.Good head or sex is a completely different story
>>43412553true vers guys are hard to come bymost just want to bottom or top 90% of the time in my experience especially when there's an age gapwhat young bottom really wants to top their older bf? not many domost would even be disgusted by that ideacoming out as vers or open to trying bottoming when you've been a top is a bottom's main turn off
>>43412305That's what happens when you work a job for the poors. The stress ages them like milk left in the sun.
>>43412093 The toilet paper aisle at the grocery store again? you gotta broaden your horizons man
>>434128281 night in those arms would heal me
>>43412597wrong, bisexuals are garbage
>>43412828I would still suck it even if it smells bad and has a bit of smegma built up
>>43412041Top or bottom?Shame or fear?Is the other guy hot?Would you be more comfortable trying lower risk sex the first time? My first encounter was blowjobs only.Feel free to not post your business and just think a bit about it :D
>>43412845i want to be more vers but i'm just too set in my ways
>>43412335After 30, fags either become boring old queens who only talk about their dogs and property taxes or they turn into meth addicts. There's no in between. This is science.
>>43412872That just gives it umami
im so swagged out just need to kill kil'jaeden now for the golden staff of the sin'dorei
>>43412867>Of hets sayingGirl, don't get me started on bisexuals, I was not defending them.
>>43412883I was born a boring old queen, no amount of being 30 could ever change that.
>>43412484This seems like a great way to get some sort of infection. I'm not sure what sort exactly, but some kind for sure.
Anyone else find it interesting how homosexuals are leading the crusade of dark age technology?Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, etc. Altman met his husband in a hot tub with Thiel.
>>43412820I would never ever fuck a police officer, even if he was hot.
>>43412913You're just a late bloomer don't worry. The meth will always waiting for you when you're ready to join the rest of us.
>>43412942:(
>>43412685I'm down for thatYou pick the sides, I'll bring the cuddles
>>43412942Me either, but i would let him fuck me.
>>43412933Thiel is a retard naming his company Palantir when Tolkien would have hated him for it. He totally missed the point. Or he is going out of his way to identify with Sauron.
>>43412933white gays are still white
I will not be inviting any of you to my wedding
>>43412933The future is homosexual, get used to it
>>43412980can i get a slice of cake?
what's crazy is how many bottoms would let this guy fuck them for a little bit of cash
>>43412888whatchu saying abot my mami heaux
what are we listening to faggetshttps://youtu.be/r2zccFn1aME
>>43412970browns are not human
>>43412964Don’t forget Bezos.NOBODY seems to understand Tolkien. He wrote Sauron to embody everything wrong with industry and big tech and the abuses of infrastructure and war.
>>43412980not even me?
>>43412962Everyone wants a big bf, but nobody wants to be the big bf
>>43413016>>>/mu/130135041
>>43413025>>43412964they didnt miss anything they are evil satanworshipping illuminati whores ofc they identify with all the evil shit
>>43412942the only cop i've ever been with (though he was in school not examined yet) was extremely submissive
>>43413023ok whitey
>>43413016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEBd0sG5CIhow boys who listen to protest the hero hang out
>>43413016Beyonce, atm. Multi-Generational mix of soulful music and RnB.
>>43413016https://youtu.be/Xw0xdRDickg?is=_AeqfLJEYiwY13yn
>>43413045I bet everyone who posts in that thread keeps checking back to see if they've been complimented
>>43413056nig
>>43413025"I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author." -J.R.R. Tolkein
>>43413023smelly humans are still humans
>>43413084>when someone tells you you have great music taste
>>43413016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Dc_9IzHy4
>>43413025I can see it. He's just trying to optimize Middleearth for maximum efficiency. The Ring is just a new tracking device for his employees.
>>43413084I think more so people want to hear new shit they haven't heard before and share new things they've heard, at least I do.
Gaygen cuddle pile.
Why is contrapoints getting cancelled again?
>>43413043I can be the tall bf but I suck at bulking
my shoes came in the mail earlier than expected
>>43413173Yeh? Let's see them on your little stinky twinky feet then.
were having a metalhead shortage maam excuse the momentary rise in their prices
>>43413173You're welcome.
>>43413219how many of these guys are just horny but will never actually meet up? 80%?
The idea of letting guys come over to walk in, anon fuck me, and leave is hot. While I'm masked/in hoodie. But I am too picky on tops.
>>43413219Address?
when the sex was good: deliriumwhen the sex wasnt good: hysteria
>>43413240The hosting bottoms won't turn away any hard cock. Those bitches are insatiable.
>>43413242It's always the 1/10 bottoms that demand a 10/10 top and vice versa, and then the 5/10 vers have unlimited sex with each other.
>>43413271People have tastes, so what?
>>43413282It was an observation. I'm too picky too, I included myself in that post.
sup bros, what have i missed this week
>>43412734Enough to let the neighbors know I'm still alive
>>43413295we had a circle jerk zoom call
Hii chaaat>>43412980I bet it won't even have a 50k floral arrangement anyway >>43413016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqPVGmoN3Bk>>43413173Nice what shoes?>>43413201Giving metalhead to metalheads hehe
>>43413301I used to use the restroom at Macy's because it was the biggest most luxurious restroom at the mall and usually empty. No one crawled under my stall :((
>>43413302i'm ok missing that but i hope you had fun bro
>>43413301what app is this? what are those drawn avatars
>>43413312Paul Simon with the combover and elevator shoes banging Princess Leia and the other girl. Not right is it
>2:57 pmthat's pretty specific
>>43413292I don't think it's true entirely. If we are 1/10 that's onky a opinion. The guys we find 10/10s maybe are 1/10s to others