I was I were in a st4t relationship with a cute MtF and we play smash bros but the loser of each round has to take a shot and take off a piece of clothing, and after several rounds we are both in our underwear and tipsy as hell and I get so horny to the point where I just grab my gf and start making out with her like crazy and I start groping her cute tits and fingering her butt until she cums all over my stomach and then I make her suck me off until I finish and then we both watch a movie or something after.
Why don't you have a mtf girlfriend right now? It seems like they are easy to find.
>>43415048>smash bros against an mtfBetter start practicing anon or you’re going to be naked with alcohol poisoning while she’s in a snowsuit and sober
>>43415113I'm pretty good on link and meta knight.
>>43415048I volunteer as tribute.
>>43415160if you’re not winning locals you’re ngmi
>>43415048the mtf will probably be a lot better than you
>>43415174I don't go outside enough for tournaments nor do I pay for nintendo online
>>43415113OP needs a game that requires less skill and more luck/randomness, but doesn't last too long.
>>43415048I would do this and deliberately lose half the time as long as you are decent enough to make it seem unintentional. I used to have to do this with my younger brothers anyways.
St4t is a lie run while you can
>>43415048I don't drink but other than that I'd be up for it
>>43415048God, this sounds like heaven
>>43415274Examples?
>>43415704pokemon?
>I wasI meant wish, i'm fucking retarded
>>43415713Fuck pokemon, my buddy let me borrow ultra sun for the 3ds and it was boring. Never tried pokemon again since.
>>43415729old pokemon is fine but you are right avoid nintendo in general imo its mostly slop and meh at best
>>43415704Kart racing games, I guess
>>43415729why are you a fake gamer dude
>>43415788Fake gamer and fake yearner, fuck. Like 3 mtfs ready for drinks and smash bros in this thread alone and OP's not pouncing at all
>>43415704I usually just go with blackjack. Buckshot roulette could be fun. Could also just do Mario party minigames or something.
>>43415274Ah so strive 2.0 then
>>43415113I had never played smash before but the first time I played it with my tboy fiance's experienced family I picked up Ripley and wiped the floor with everyone...
>>43415788If i'm a fake gamer for finding pokemon mid asl then I guess i'm a master larper
>>43415769I was thinking of using mario kart instead but I like smash brothers more>>43416961What are the odds anyone in this thread are nearby me and not batshit crazy
>>43417434Post location!!!
>>43417659NY
>>434177676 hour drive for me :(But I know there's some girls on this board in your area!
>>43415256she’s gonna kick your ass. get ready to be naked and drunk, buddy
ftms don't realize that literally just being any sort of teeny bit of dominant at all gives them endless choices of mtfs to do anything like this withi'm in upstate sc, i've given up on dating but i wish i had some cool ftm friends
Just saw this thread in the catalogue. To all my st4t queens and kings, I just want to give you hope.My husband and I just celebrated our wedding anniversary this past weekend. Been together 4 years total, married for 1. Had you told me as a teenager when I was coming to terms with being trans that I would one day meet a trans man who sees me as the woman I am, and that I would later become his wife, I wouldn't have believed you, but here we are.
>>43419224how tall r yall
>>43415048I wish I could have this>t. twinkhon
Sounds fun, but I don’t drink
>>43415048You want a man to eat you out
>>43415048
>>43419320I'm 5'5", he's 6'1". His entire family is super tall. His dad is like 6'5". He's also been on T since he was 13. I didn't start E till I was 19.
>>43419755"st4t is perfect" >is in like a one in 1000 st4t relationship.and YES im strawmanning you. maybe get you're 6'1 poonchad boyfriend to do something about it
>>43419767Well he's my husband, not my boyfriend. I'm not sure what you're insinuating with the last part though. But it's not perfect. We've had arguments. There was a time while we were engaged where I thought our relationship was over.
>>43419788you have like the height difference of like one in QUADRILLION st4t relationships. its perfect that way. u have the height difference of like a real cishet relationship. my 5'3 ass could NEVER
>>43419802Hey if it makes you feel better, before I met him I was dating a 5'1" trans guy for 2 years. We broke up because he wouldn't talk about next steps.
>>43419802I'm a 5'3 MtF and I was flirting with this 6'3 FtM until he ditched me yesterday
>>43419830What'd you do nona? I don't mean to sound rude but as the married mtf, you gotta fumble pretty hard to mess up with an ftm who is interested in st4t.
>>43419890He was already in a one-year-long relationship
>>43419901Why would you chase after someone who's in a relationship already? I don't get it.
>>43419907He was the one who started flirting with me, he is handsome and funny, and he found me to be pretty and feminine, he was to come visit me in a few months but now he is feeling bad about cheating on his gf so he wants us to remain friends
>>43419927Honestly girl, like I love st4t, but if the guy's looking to cheat on his gf, pretend he's cis. Pretend you're his girlfriend in this situation. Him being trans does not make the feeling any better.
i wish was cute and not a hon :(fuck
>>43415048hawt
>>43417414biological advantage...
>>43419224How'd you two meet?
>>43422373It's not very exciting I'm sorry to say. We matched on Bumble, hit it off really well, and that was it. Had our first date, we saw a movie together (can't remember if it was The Northman or Everything Everywhere All At Once but know it was one of the two), and we both loved it and discussed a second date. Went from there. Married now.
>>43415160kek. in ultimate? i would take any bet her dedede runs train on your meta knight
>>43417414>I picked up Ripley and wiped the floor with everyone>I picked up Ripley>Ripleythis thread exists to troll me in particular
My best character is Sephiroth.
>>43417767you shouldve posted this 9 months from now when i will be living in ny wth
>>43419802i mean not quite the height difference, but i dated a 6'2" trans guy (im 5'10") but i ended up having to end it for unrelated reasons.height isn't super important to me, but if it is to you tall trans guys do exist.
>>43415048i have this irl we live together. i genuinely feel like i belong to my bf and i love it
>>43415048this is my ideal relationship desu
cute st4t posts make me wanna cry i wish i had a nice trans guy who loved me
>>43426782It's worth it nona. Just gotta keep trying. I'm the married mtf.