I guess manmoding has finally caught up to me. Im sure you all know of the bird test to determine sex. Basically if you approach or look at birds and they fly away it means the birds are scared of you and thus the birds read your mind/soul as being feminine.If however the birds dont run away it means they read you as male. >i stare at the pigeons thinking how they're just like me, abandoned and no longer fitting into modern society but still getting by somehow>the birds approach meThere is no doubt about it now. They read my masculine/warrior spirit and felt drawn to me. They saw me and remembered their glory days where humans used them and were deeply connected with them. They saw in me a warrior lord and hoped i would send them on a mission accross battlefields, thatd id tie a bloodied scroll to their legs with my blood stained warrior hands but with a gentle care unlike any other.
wait what birds? i thought birds didnt rlly let u close ever except like geese who attack u instead
>>43419864Based schizo
>its real
another thing to worry about jfc do i pass in the avian world
>>43420352wtf lol
>>43419864birds speak to me and they regularly visit me in my dreams i fucking knew itthx op <3
Misogynistic fucking birds
>>43419864They're pigeons, dipshit. Most people could probably pick them up like a hamburger and they wouldn't care
>>43420352This is almost certainly going to be mediated on pheromones which means that if you are medically transitioning you will be read by them as a woman
>>43420762women have different EM fields ythan men
>>43420762Most birds dont have good smell lol and this fear of women is accross ALL bird species
>>43419864Damn geese are friendly to me, does that mean I have the ultimate warrior spirit?
>>43421103Its possible. Is that japan?
>>43419864pidgeons will literally walk around you while you walk up to them lolseagulls fucking hate me tho
>>43421499>north american cars everywhere>north american road markings everywhere>north american stop sign>north american architecture>canadian geese
>>43420352get rekt foid scum
This might be the dumbest thread I’ve seen posted on /lgbt/ and that’s saying something. If any of you idiots start spiraling because of birds you’ll deserve whatever happens to you.
>>43420416If we could create some sort of indiscreet avian repulsion device we could pass for real women. Don't give up!
