QOTT: we're 4 months down in 2026 so how many?
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Only one this year. My slut phase is over, I'm in a stable relationship
>>434216390 :(
>>43421639
>>43421639twoone was a vers I sucked off before fucking his assthe other was a bottom and he didnt even get hardwhy are bottoms so boring and cringe
I rimmed my bf for the first time last night and his squirming was just perfect
>>43421661what did it taste/smell like?
>>43421660If you're a bottom and you don't get hard and bust hands free you're not a bottom
>>43421653>>43421655you have 8 more months to fix that>>43421650good luck>>43421660whore
>>43421669Just skin. He was fresh out the shower so not even sweat.
>>43421675truth>>43421684was it hairy?
>>43421690Smooth, mostly, he's very keen on not having body hair. A little bit of longer stubble because it's hard to shave there I guess.
none. i will probably never have sex again. it's too much work, i'm bad at it, people are awful and so am i. i think it's better if i just wither away by myself for a few years, maybe long enough to see ww3 start. after that who knows
>on phone with hr hiring rep who has a fagcent >he goes "thank you so muchhhhh" in his gay way>have to stop myself from chuckling he's so cute, i should get fired so that i can ask him on a date
rimming a well seasoned ass (full flavor)
I don't want a healthy relationship, I want a boyfriend who is a fucking mess.Don't message me unless you've been arrested twice at MINIMUM.
>>43421794enjoy you hep A
>>43421639Zero. I haven't touched a dick other than mine since 2018. Existence is pain.
what do you guys think of licking whipped cream off of a cock? i'm thinking of offering but i don't know how to bring it up. "hey you hungry?"
>>43421708ew, tell him to hairy up that hole
>>43421823stop touching yours
>>43421655woah 666 dicks daddy satan is proud of you chile
>>43421856I don't want hair in my foodEspecially if I'm going to fuck it
>>43421882nooooo you must savor every poop particle stuck on his ass hair or your not a real msn
i have abstained from sex and upheld my vow of celibacy. i will not succumb to temptation. regardless of how hot the dick may be how tight the abs are.god i'm so thirsty, though.
>>43421809they have vaccines for that if you don't live in a backward country
>>43421882do you regularly fuck your food
>>43421900find a guy to give you some creamer for your coffee at least, anon.since this thread is apparently food themed
>>43421792i wouldn't trust an HR gay they are too drama filled and would blackmail you with their background check powers
>>43421928I'm not pozzing myself with some vaxx developed by mr *berg
theyre blogging in sniffies global chat again.........
>>43421969theres a global chat what
>>43421946but he's shorter than me and has a beard and very nice eyesto think that the first time i saw him i purposefully ignored him because i thought that he was an insurance rep that they let into the building or something
>>43421978well, area chat, i just call it global because i have mmo brain
>>43421639i confess sometimes when i pray my mind drifts to mental videos of guys jerking off so i have to rotate like 4 or 5 crosses in my head in different, non-orthogonal directions so my brain will lack the processing power to mentally imagine it
Only 1 dick has been sucked in the last 2 years. Had a week long fling with this Chinese twink who was doing a internship. We had beautiful passionate sex, kissing, and cuddles falling asleep in each others arms every other night for a week. I miss him, he had the softest lips and the most beautiful eyes. I really miss him, and I haven't found anyone here as beautiful as him.
>>43421984HR gays are ranked competitive fake and manipulative, are you sure you are ready for the mind fuckery and deep reads on your motivations?
>>43422004why did you let him go?
>>43421935If it's hairless
>>43421969>I don't think my standards are crazy >Said the person with clearly higher standards than what they can afford
>>43421984you should fuck his hairy hole
>>43421997can u take a screenshot of the icon im retsrded
>>43422032its the icon on the bottom right, opposite of the dms
Is sniffies for cruising?
>>43422028its crazy cuz hes not even bad looking imo, a little skinny for me tbqh
>>43421639i have not sucked a penis in nearly 8 years.
>>43422051He just wants chad and can't accept that chads don't want him
>>43422029i should...>>43422009i suppose not. besides i wouldn't be able to handle it if in a relationship i work up the courage to say say "i love you" and the guy replies "i should have an answer for you by the end of next week"
>>43422048yeah for cruising and for hookupsits like craigslist personals mixed with grindr when it was still somewhat usable>>43422062i think another thing is he wants super low commitment but also wants to do cuddle dates? idk i cant find his bio but he sounded super high maintenance which is what caused me to ignore him when he messaged me lmaoo
>>43422043oh mine is just deader than this gen then
>>43422018>>43422018He was only here for a week and a half for an internship. It felt like one of those fleeting summer romances you'd see in some corny romance novel. I've considered messaging him again on Whatsapp but I feel like it'd be weird for me to message him again after 2 months out of the blue.
>>43422066That pic is so true. I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with those creatures.
>>43422087Do it, retard. Now is the next best time. I thought the same thing about someone, I said fuck it and messaged anyway and we got together. It was a horrible disaster but we tried!
>>43422087>I feel like it'd be weird for me to message him again after 2 months out of the blue.whats the worst that could happenjust chat with the guy dammit
i keep getting jockstrap ads on tiktok but its never them trying it on :\
>>43422120i get ads for mesh boxers on instagram but they only put their hands through it to show that it's see through
>>43422087If you message him at this point it's clear you've been thinking about him. I know I would appreciate that. Literally the worst thing that can happen is nothing.
>>43422128>>43422120I get corsets for men ads, but I've never purchased or worn one designed for men
>>43422107I don't think it'll work out since he lives in China, hes young, and is just starting university, while I graduated awhile ago. I didn't want him to like idk miss out on experiences and stuff because of a long distance relationship online or anything like that. I dunno man.
>>43422087It's like turning off a hallmark movie halfway through and saying "they stay seperated forever, the end"
>>43422134Where Only Owls Know My Name
>>43422128its always hot ass straight guys showing it off like babes, just show your junk off a lil bit you might get some more sales
>>43422149Shoot your shot and let him decide.
>>43422134Hi Timur
>>43422175You got this wrong guy, Ace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAXZto7uVcThis is a good song
>>43422170where is that? post hole
>when he slurp the dick like it's noodles
are my standards too high? i just want an anthony bourdain'esc boyfriend.you know?older. set in his ways. worldly.no. it's gen z that is wrong. clearly daddies are better than looksmaxxxers
cant wait till i get a place and can hostim gonna be the biggest slut ever
>>43422239>post holeNo, but I'll post yours.
>>43422256I did this and felt terrible after a couple of months
>>43422256you can start now. people can host>>43422271skill issue
when can i find those sexy comics for free? not the furry stuff, just gay men fucking with a side of storyline
>>43422254lol
>>43422285it's cute, although they are very not
>>43422295bobr kurwa!!
>>43422224Oh, well I hope your enjoying your time spent in Nature. Have you seen any cool fungi?
>>43422273feels like no one can host anymoreeveryones got roommates and thin walls
>>43422312that sounds like the roommates problem but ok
>>43422312More like wife/GF is home
>>43422327shhh. don't ruin it.
>>43422285tfw no hot Asian roommate
>>43422327i will give safe haven to the bisexual cheaters (only if they have hot hairy dad bods and want to get fucked)
>>43422310Too early here for fungi
>>43422312That's my polite way of saying I don't give my address to strangers.
>>43422327more like their parents
i can't host also can you drive me?
>>43422377hot ass 23 year old otter dropped this bomb on me after begging me to breed him and i was likeyeah i guess i can pick you up
i need to clean out my car. i can't even take crotch pics in there because the floor is so dirty
>>43422391tell me about his hole
>>43422377So true.
I have a question for americans. Why does Erika Kirk look so demonic?
>>43422406having three Ks in your name is unlucky
>>43422405insane to me that people in dorms have difficulty fucking. college is 70% fucking
I hosted when I was in a house share with a Hungarian guy and a Bangladeshi couple. You just have to not care that your housemates might murder you
>>43422416they probably don't want front desk to know about them inviting in a different older man every week. if it was another student who had their own key card on the other hand
Is it fake gay to be afraid of getting in trouble for fucking outside?
>>43422406because she paid the sniper to shoot her husband?
>>43422435not at all. i can just imagine being booked for public gay sex, oh my god i'd have to perform an honor suicide in front of my peers
>>43422435Nah. I've got no desire to end up a sex offender because some dumbass twink can only get off if he's fucking in a public park
>>43422441That would explain a lot honestly
>>43422435no i honestly don't see the appeal of doing it outside and i've jerked off in nature innumerable times, just seems like too much of a hassle and a bit uncomfortable
>>43422416No, it was because my cock mogs all the college bois.
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honeyYou gotta learn to suck it funny
would you still love me if i had a small dick?
>>43422493Doesn't matter if I'm smashing ass
>>43422493I like sucking small dick. I just imagine it's a clit and don't feel so gay.
>>43422484
I typically go to the gym for at least an hour every morning but when I skip that I find myself grumpy af. Any other gaybros that work out regularly experience this?
>>43422457tale as old as time. it's always the spouse.
>>43422493as long as you don't have a complex over it
i need to start going to the gym. home workouts aren't doing it for me anymore
>>43422493Idk you, but a small dick wouldn't deter me from a man I saw potential with.
>>43422522I only like to do a jog in the morning and do weight lifting before bed.
>>43422356These are wonderful photos. Thank you for sharing them. They appear as northeast US, going by the rock outcroppings, perhaps a bit lower.
>>43422541I lift weights all day with my line of work
>>43421675>If you're a bottom and you don't get hard and bust hands free you're not a bottomtrue and brave
>>43422542Upper northeast
>>43422435Its a bit weak, tbph. I have a real aversion to people who walk around with someone elses rulebook in their head. I am happiest outside, although admittedly perhaps its not always the most comfortable.
>>43422406more importantly how did Charlie Kirk not know he was sleeping with a demon? how was he so blind to that fact?
some of us have ed as bottoms
Turtles
>>43422569you don't. you're just disingenuous
>>43422581i like turtles
>>43422569have you tried having better bloodflow
it’s my meds not me
>>43422406I like Erika because she exposes what a grift her whole organization is and husband was, so much so that only absolute imbeciles would not see how obvious she is. She is like a televangelist. Its just a shame so many dumb but nice people will get cynical because of her if they eventually realize it.She reminds me of those old 900 numbers for fortune telling they used to advertise. For years I thought it was a government operation to identify the dumbest people in the country.
>>43422601
>>43422558:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2eD73ZLMyYare you religious? what do you believe in gg?
>>43422557i bet they're not even gay
>>43422585Turtles are neat because they are "true" reptiles, unlike the many lizards and such we see. Their lineage is incredibly ancient.
>>43422619i believe in the absurdity of reality, absractness of purpose, and arbitrarity of meaning.
>>43422581no fish no suck
>>43422530post ass
heated shizalry
>>43422522sounds mentho
>>43422522iktf
>>43422522 If I miss a day I feel all sluggish and annoyed. Gotta get that pump to stay sane lol.
>>43422458risk is the appeal slowpoke
>>43422493I've been with guys of all sizes and honestly the best part is just being with someone you connect with. So yeah I would still love you
>>43422256actual sluts dont care
bottoms shouldn’t be allowed to drive >>43422484this shit had me dying i can’t believe people think that’s a human being
>>43422567It was obviously a career show marriage. All those people are crooked as fuck. They lie for a living. Its not a party thing, its their business. Its what these organizations do. The actual "politics" are irrelevant. They don't actually believe anything except that they want money.
>>43422087average hetero friend communication timeline is every quarter
"Showgirls" but it's Shiza, Winona, Timur and Thorny
>>43422717I'm not "allowed" to drive
>>43422733I am trying to imagine shiza dancing and its both hilarious and wonderful.
>>43422733Golden girls but its winona (rose) slayer (dorothy) biboomer (sophia) and thorny (blanche)
>>43422406Because she's a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to take it and that terrifies the weak.
>>43422743lol I never would've guessed anyone here even knew what golden girls was
>>43422733i met shiza the other dayhttps://streamain.com/eAdr7j1d3ZWq6Gl/watch
>>43422749Dont underestimate our faggotry
>chat with someone>exchange dick and ass pics>time to exchange face>ghosteddude what the fuck my self esteem
>>43422743Aw I want to be in golden girls
>>43422759You can be Stan
>>43422743lol poor winona
>>43422530The gym is where you go to be worshipped. Go and let them see what a god looks like.
>>43422756Im MANifesting this man 8 inches deep in my creamy pussy
>>43422762I dont like Stan
>>43422755I bet I end up watching at least one episode now by the end of the week
How do I get a cute boyfrienddddddd aaaaaaaaaa
>>43422256King, you already are. Don't ever let a lack of real estate stop you from being the cumdumpster you were born to be.
>>43422771Well you should have got to the audition sooner then
>>43422753aww i thoight its gonna be thorny taking a shiza
>>43422757i do this to people whoops
>>43422765Thats the spirit.
>>43422786I mean I get itcold feetor haha maybe they think I'm too attractive to be on sniffies and think I am catfishing...thats it for surehaha....
>>43422743im blaches mother, she is sarcastichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vVsLusaUGl8
>>43422717so you just wanna drive your bottom everywhere?
>>43422790It's because they are married and can't sneak away from the wife.
>>43422757>exchange dick and ass picspost em! u have them at the ready!
>>43422790Those who treat others that way just because there are no consequences aren't really people in my view. No one benefits when you use the internet to be a sociopath. They have just normalized being nothing better than an animal.
As I get older I realize Naruto is easily the best anime. I wanted to deny it, but at 33 I think I'm finally old enough to acknowledge I was wrong
>>43422790what do you look like
my fwb says i'm boring in bed because i don't make noise but i don't know how to do it
>>43422757i wouldn't be able to use hookup apps because you'd have to pick between seeing my face or seeing my dick and i'd rather show my face and have people trust that i have a big dick
>>43422790Um IDK what you look like, but I've rejected a lot of men because they were way too hot for me and would only break my heart.
>>43422831tell him his peenees is not big enough to moan, have i guessed right?...
>>43422831i don't like silent sammys either idk how you can hold it back it makes things hotter for me but it also comes natural not forced
>>43422794I think you mean Dorthy's mother, Sophia
>>43422831Tell him you're not an actor and start giving better dick if he wants to make you vocalize
>>43422569That's a shame. It means you're not having enough fun with it. The problem is in your head not your dick. You need to stop worrying about performing and start focusing on the guy using you. Your only job is to take it and look good doing it. Let him do all the work that's what he's there for anyway. If you're still having issues after that then maybe you're just not cut out for it.
Would you guys make fun of my death if I was murdered on live tv in front of my family...? ( ´-`)
>>43422814maybe>>43422817no>>43422824long haired twink top looking for twink bottomsI did not know there were so many 50+ dudes wanting to get railed>>43422832I should just stop talking to people on sniffies I'm not even looking for hookups it's just easier to talk to actual people instead of swipe right bots on the other places
>>43422864yeah it can't be forced. I guess its just about letting your mind go. theres a lot of people who can't even get in the moment and are too self conscious. the whole point is to show someone who you are without the burden of a public image, thats the intimacy
>>43422646Too much turbulence in the creek today to spot fish.
>>43422900>long haired twink topit's probably this grow some facial hair and or start lifting
>>43422887That has nothing to do with it. Its just the timing and biology. The same person might be soft or hard for no particular reason.
>long haired twink top i came
>>43422919I don't like hairy trad guys
Having cock inside me is a good way to shut up me.
>>43422256lol doesn't happen like thatyou will just be working all the time and too tired to have sexget a boyfriend and be his slut every once in awhile it's a better way of living
>shut up me
>>43422930Hi
college parking gargage blowjobs
>>43422913fish are not for spotting... they are for eating, carry a rod and a beer
>>43422310>fungi
>>43422959under the desk blowjobsI really want to suck off a twink who is my boyfriend while he is playing videogames, better if he is open mic chatting with his friends
>>43422976try em, probably very tasty
>>43422900why wont you post ass or pole?
>>43422982this except i'm the one getting sucked off and he's hairy
>>43423006that is for potential boyfriends or girlfriends only anon
>>43422993
>>43423015ill be your girlfriend! show off
>>43422628I had a pet turtle when I was a kid named Sheldon. He was a cool dude but honestly kind of boring.
>>43422895I would make tiktok edits of it maybe a cupkakke remix
>>43423015>girlfriendsDo they have big cocks?
>>43423065Shame the mustache
>>43422927If your body betraying you and refusing to cooperate with your desires that's a personal failure. You need to get control over yourself. Your mind should be able to command your body to do what it wants when it wants. If you can't even control your own dick how can you expect anyone else to respect you as a bottom? That shit is embarrassing.
>>43423066obviously. as a total bottom I would accept nothing else.
>>43422796yeah or he takes an uber (women preferred)
My nipple hurts really bad for no reason.
>>43422775You import one from a 3rd world country
>>43423105she said cute
>>43423065Mamma mia bellisimo ragazzi
>>43423120draw a nazi cross on ot, thats what i always do
>>43423094thats how you get your bottom raped by big uber driver cock>>43423120can we leave a message
>>43422823 Accepting the truth is the first step to becoming a real shinobi
>>43423066I like big ones or small ones
>>43421683I'm sure father's day will change that
>>43423143Whats the smallest you would take
i hate band shirts that have all the art on the back.what do i care about what people behind me see?
sauteed zucchini not sharing tho
>>43423135that’s why i said women preferred already thought of it
>>43422959The hg of gay college life. Best part is the echo.
Hey guys. I have a strange question. Do you imagine God is watching everything you do 24/7? Or do you think he's leaving you to your own devices and only checks out the details after you're dead?
>>43423150I don't know it's just a part of you and if I like you it doesn't matter how big or small your cock is to me.
>>43423177he takes a lot of interest in my life because i’m his personal jester
>>434231509 inches
>>43423162ew i dont want it anyway looks like you cooked it in diarrhea
>>43423135>can we leave a messageLike a /GG message? I would but I don't think we can agree on one.
>>43423177>Godno lol
>>43423162It looks good. My appetite is bigger after surgery. It sucks
>>43423173Fuck he's hot. I love slightly chunky dudes
>>43423151Its so your top can admire your music taste while taking you doggystyle or u ride reverse cowboy
>>43423102Hello Jäger, cute picture! Mine hurt too sometimes. :/
>>43422775you post thirst traps on Snapchat, he follows and becomes obsessed and you bf up together
>>43423183MOOD>picrel me trying to get god to help me
>>43423188:((( too much flour, i added lotsa garlic butter and oyster sauce later to a batch
>>43423208>sex without facing each othernever topped a guy that way so all i can say is cringe.also would this back make you hard?
I need a top that looks like thisNo body hair at allClean and bathedLong cock
>>43423203what surgery
>>43423177are u retarded? God is busy dispensing cancer to little kids
one, i fucked a friend ive had since middle school, shit was retarded i shouldnt done that
>>43423238why do all twinks think and say this
>>43423260it's so he won't cheat and leave me
>>43423263he still will sis
>>43423260they're being ironic. like when straight men say they want a hag gf
>>43423258I lusted after a high school friend for years. He went away for a couple of years and the next time I saw him he was fat, it was devastating
>>43423222Hi Marina>>43423240On low abdomen>>43423236Face to face sex is ..... something
>>43423260because I fucking hate normies and would rather suck off some fat chud on the regular
had to explain to my therapist why beauty is morally good, and who Charles the second of Spain wasit's so over
>>43423263The fat ugly ones have the biggest most selfish egos youd be surprised
>>43423276appendectomy or hysterectomy?
>>43423279>why beauty is morally goodI thought Elliot Rodger died
>>43422719I know it's all fake.. the only one who makes any sense is this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jjtnN2Wty8
>>43423279Did you just send the contrapoints video or did you actually explain it?
Walk a mile in these Louboutins
>>43423284not true my self esteem is deeper than the earths core
>>43423292Neither
>>43423238I like slightly pudgy guys but that's too much unless he's really cute and has a nice personality
>>43423309Imagine his smooth belly pressing into your back every time he bottoms out in you
>>43423284generalization is not a good habit
what is your greatest gay-related fear?
>>43423299what contrapoints videowhat I said was that our morality is generally based on reducing suffering or helping others being good, and harming others or causing suffering as bad. beauty gives joy and meaning, and eases suffering. ugliness is often a warning of poor health or other negative or unsafe traits. it inspires distress rather than comfort. >>43423304wot>>43423293not in an incel way
The one fat guy I ever hooked up with might as well have been a tranny. Long hair, little titties. He shit on my cock. 6/10
>>43423278you dont hate normies, you are just extremely jealous , also skinnyfatties are not twinks
>He shit on my cock. >6/10
>>43423331Some bottom spilling poppers on my bed.I hate that shit so much.
>>43423177I imagine him watching constantly but he's bored. Like a security guard at 3 AM. He's seen it all so unless you do something truly spectacular like inventing a new color or starting a successful cult, he's just scrolling.
>>43423331i shall fear no evil
>>43423350Apart from that one thing it was fine. It was only a little bit of shit, no biggie
>>43423331AIDSHIVSTDGetting beaten to deathOrgan harvested Assraped with a baseball bat like that one episode of law and order SVU
>>43423299>contrapoints videoimagine being a tranny and arguing for beauty lmao
>>43423342you fucked shiza?!
My introduction to gay was creepy old guys wanting to see my dick when I was a kid and now I fear nothing but my own increasing age and decreasing desirability
>>43423228Wotchu want again, faggot? Be snappy!
>>43423380mine was three kilotons of trap doujins and you're telling me I can't have that?
black guy sent me nudes on grindr stroking his huge cock. should I go for it?
can your auto immune system handle it
>>43423402No
>>43423402yes
>>43423402go for the noose
blackanons how are you today?
I thought I would be ok fucking a black guy until over actually messaged me on grindr and I was immediately repulsed
>>43423433pretty gr88
>>43423438im sorry for the mistake i made ok!
I'm laying eggs today.
>>43423433huh? guh? wha?
>>43423452He was objectively attractive and I was surprised by the degree of the reaction tbdesu
new lol>>43418851>>43418851>>43418851
>>43423433>blackanonsstop scaring me
>>43423387Uh uh uh...
>>43423438the mixed ones can look good and behave nicely imo
new douche >>43423475
>>43423389i would lick ever inch of his body until hes spotless
>>43423491This guy was a gigablack college athlete and I'm an old man it was weird
>>43423502>I'm an old mandid he want to top you?
>>43423510His profile said bottom. We chatted a little bit but I was just like no thank you have a nice day
Gigi halp a crazy hot guy I once made out with is trying to win me over and I have a boyfriend
>>43423601Don't cheat, slut