"Why yes, I AM a FTM transgender man. How did you know?"Remember to dress normally otherwise you are aFEMALE BRAINED BOTTOM
>>43424453She looks normal.
>>43424498Does she? Does she really?
>>43424598yep
>>43424453
FTMs have a very strange idea of how to dress "normally" and it usually involves attention getting color combos (all black works well for this), lots of jewelry and accessories, and kooky festive shoesLike I know you didn't have anyone to tell you how to dress male so here, literally just do this:Chinos in some variety of tan or brown, or jeans, boot cut or straight cut, no super wide baggy shit with a 12 inch leg opening, that's for girls. Have 2 or 3 pants like this, and rotate them every dayShirt, pick one of these (rugby shirt, polo shirt, flannel shirt, OCBD) all of it in muted colors. Preferably just have the same 5 shirts that look similar and rotate them each dayNO jewelry or accessories except possibly a 3-hander steel watch between 37mm and 41mm in pick one of these (Casio, Timex, Seiko, Citizen, Omega or Rolex if you're loaded), dial color must be (white, champagne sunburst, very dark navy blue, or black), steel braceletNO rings, NO earrings, NO piercings, NO bangles, NO necklace, NONE OF THATShoes: brown sperrys, gucci loafers if loaded (must be worn with omega or rolex), new balance 574 if you're in an environment where non-sneaker shoes are frowned uponHat: none, but if you really have to do your own thing and ignore me, at least please don't wear it backwards, the only men doing that are undercover cops at an antifa rallyHaircut: high and tight, sideburns MUST be squared off, no taper, no wispy femboy side-curls, squared off like you had a beard and it ended there>but that's so boring!Exactly, and that's the point, men are socialized from early in life to be boring in how they dress, the sooner you internalize this the sooner you will stop being mistaken for a woman with short hairThank you for listening to my TED talk
>>43424729>men are socialized from early in life to be boringJust don't be
>>43424760Then get a profession that lets you peacock. Pilot, doctor, firefighter, something like that. Get an amazing personality. Become a court jester (if you are male you have to actually be funny you can't yell "my vagina" to uproarious laughter). Or hell just get a motorcycle, that works too.You can be "not boring" in many ways and still live up to how men are expected to act, but boring clothes are part of the deal you signed up for when you transitioned.
>>43424794>get this specific job>dress this way>do thisYou're not a kid anymore anon, you can do what you want now
>>43424817>ftm finds out being a guy is a prisonYou don't have to pick from the enumerated list of options, if you want to be the next Yves Saint-Laurent no one is stopping you. But you need to be able to walk before you learn to run, and if you're still rocking the undercut with blue hair and shitkicker boots and zoomer girl pants and enough jewelry to arm an entire iron age tribe you need to focus on the walk part first.
>>43424871>blue hair and shitkicker boots and zoomer girl pants and enough jewelry to arm an entire iron age tribewho is he talking about?
>>43424906the appearance of the average ftm
>>43424946Where do you live where they look like that? Makes me think Portland enby.
I like to wear fun t shirts. I have one that says I have had sex with a Canadian politician. thats usually my go to t-shir. tand then I wear my shorts. all my shorts are very similar. either gym shorts down to my knee or cargo shorts of the same length but they are cargo. and then I wear my shoes. I like them. they're from Walmart. you ever been to Walmart?
>>43424453she looks like a rough drug dealer and his girlfriend but at the same time
>>43424729Somebody needs to do this for MTFs
>>43424817I mean sure, do whatever. Part of being a man is accumulating personal power so you can shape the world how you desire. If you do whatever you wont be respected or taken seriously so good luck getting shit done. Remember, women are, men do. Ypur job is to do things. If you don't like that deal go back to being female presenting. Masculinity isn't a costume, it comes with actual expectations.
>>43426048But boys can be fem too *puts on string bikini and jiggles tits* why are you mansplaining masculinity!!!!
