qott writer isn't working today for international workers' day. instead simply let infinite solidarity with the struggle of the worldwide proletariat wash over youprev: >>43428892
where is ketchup, daddy loves you sweetie
I am doing unpaid workplace training prior to starting my job today
>>43432519you should steal from your employer
>>43432490its insurance>>43432485ok on it boss!
>>43432510THATS RIGHT COMRADESOLIDARITY FOREVER
commie fucking SHITS
>>43432533ive never met someone with that pfp that was normal
>>43432510I shaved today
me and who >>43432359 picrel>>43432519THATS EVEN WORSE THAN WORKING this is so fucked up. you should steal from your employer>>43432531RED BOARD FOREVER!!! >>43432545the lead dev of a certain project for playing anime games on linux has it and they seem. very strange. but they're doing good work!
>>43432560did i ask?
if a guy wants me to shave my pubes completely id dump him desu
>>43432563sorry i just get excited to talk to you
Sliding my dick in and out of girlypop's and ketchup's assholes back and forth while they hold hands and cry
>>43432516ketchup was just a public profile i found on snapchat sorry buddy
>>43432571i wish someone would say this about me
>>43432523>>43432560They are going to give me a $2000/yr stipend to spend on whatever shit that I might have stolen anyways like computer equipment or office supplies
>>43432560BLUE BOARD BUT MY HEART IS REDI LARPED, I LARP, AND I SHALL LARP
>>43432537the senate is fine we just need to get rid of the jedicouncil of old men kidnapping children what is this, the American government?>>43432501 no... u_u
>>43432565honestly im a hardliner to the point where if a guy insisted on me shaving anything i would dump him the same way i would if he was trying to control how i dressed, you know? but pubes in particular is like. i see. this is one of those famous pedochasers>>43432577i feel that way about you. i hope you're doing well today!>>43432579its not about the money... it's a question of dignity...>>43432584LARPERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
somebody post the one of donald trump where it says>the bullet hit my ear but i can still hear the voice of the party
>>43432579$2000 a year to upgrade your setup yearly based u should get a Herman miller
>>43432586add me on dickscordocket8888
>>43432601oh yea get a herman miller and tell us if they're actually good
>>43432601The Herman Miller Aeron Large is the best office chair I've ever used, they used to have them at WeWork before covid
>>43432576NOOOOOOOOO BRING MY KITTEN BACK TO ME
chaser who sucks developing tranny nipples
Getting my wiener ready for a walk
>>43432616not the wework that's so darksided... its probably a good way to try those fancy chairs tho... meditating
day 1 no cibi
oh right and it's day 3/100 of trying to hit pity on boyfriend gacha. optimistic about an early pull
wearing my husband's fedora
>>43432630i think ill meet my husband when he's walking around in public with his hard cock poking out of his fly and bouncing and twitching a little with every step
chaser who has developing tranny nipples
>>43432608is this real or a joke
Bronya why would you celebrate worker’s day? You don’t work
my future husband is currently in church
>>43432670I also celebrate valentine's even tho im single
i hope my future husband isn’t with some hussy rn >:(
>>43432674on friday?
on this may day, we are watching bilibili larp videos of the chinese ai overlord girl from a hoi4 modhttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1DtyZBsEtK/?share_source=copy_web
>>43432684hes a priest
>>43432681he's busy rn lil sis (marching in solidarity with the global proletariat)
should I go beast mode?
my future husband is getting his colon blown out on a sex swing by an uncut pozzed brazilian shemale with cum gutters :(
>>43432713And that’s valid<3
i want to suck a cock
Repeat of question last thread, these are importanthey hstssubway or burritos2 burritos + churros for like 20subway footlong meal + 6 inch sub and a cookie for 18
i like swings but idk if i like sex
>>43432741what kind of sub? what’s in the burrito
I did not even think about the fact that there are 5+ different terms for shit in the air and they are all technically distinct
>>43432734should we manifest. tell us more about the cock. describe the ideal situation as if its like already happened>>43432741mmmmmmmmmmmm thats kind of difficult actually. i feel like personally i would lean burritos. but i do think subway is the better value for money here somehow...i just rly like burritos. do they have lots of filling? or is it rice heavy?
>>43432734chaser btw
>>43432746they got those at the park nigga
>>43432659it's very real >>43432711go BEST MODE!be ur best self :D
>>43432720she’s gift-giving my future ex as we speak :/
my bf doesn't mind pubes but i don't know how to have bush but not ball/shaft/ass hair without it looking bizarre so i just shave it all
>>43432752it's just a subway spicy italan sub 12 inch and a meatball marinara 6 inch+ a cookieburrito is pulled beef with lettuce jalapenos pink onions, chipotle salsa, beans and mexican rice
>>43432510my solidarity is by leaching off of this capitalist government and not paying my labour to it
>>43432761i was manifesting it last thread. strong cornfed man with a hairy belly and fat balls.
uh oh! I can feel another anxiety attack coming on!
>>43432761self-dox ig but it's death valley burritos, you've probably had them?it's that or subwaylike a 4 quid difference, 18 subway 22 death valley
yo momma's mouth is a cum gutter
>>43432711go ham instead
NEED 2 uncut pozzed brazilian shemales MUST BE TOP and still pissing cum (no dry nuts) bolt on’s negotiable. WRITE “im here daddy” must be in great shape with washboard abs preferably. NOTHING ABOVE 11% BODYFAT pm me
>>43432766they have sex at the park?
>>43432775i do feel mexican rice does significantly improve the burrito option. i like death valley burritos a lot! god kinda craving now. altho i think they're just a barburrito ghost kitchen LMAO. yea no for sure i think thats just like. better overall quality than subway. subway has been dicey here lately idk >>43432780Apparently this still make you included in the proletariat. but i dont read theory so i dont really get it>>43432782right right right right right. ok so like he's already there like it's already happening. should we light a candle or osmething idk how to do this really
May I use the communist thread to share my collection of Soviet cinema?
>>43432802Performative collection
>>43432807thank you! ^^
>>43432789sarah u have disposable income right?
>>43432802yea but you do have to pledge allegiance to the immortal science of marxism-leninism>>43432797you already KNOW about cruising dont be posting in here like you're new ill get mad
Finna boutta go gay mode on a tranny.Slurp on that gock till i get a brain freeze
>>43432775Who puts lettuce in a burrito
>>43432819You will never break me
pledging my life to the immortal science of leninism-maoism but NOT marxism. and ho chi minh thought
£2.50 for a 99 with a flakeDaylight robbery (I still bought one)
>>43432769im too scared
>>43432815It wasn't a compliment. Pic related is the only good soviet movie
Who was the person here that was convinced in the Soviet conception of genetics?
>>43432839It’s called Minhamilism
>>43432819what do boats have to do with sex or the park?
>>43432801Yeah decided, i'll just do subway tomorrow lel, or burger king, burger king's kind of stepped up really hard these days its crazy.I actually got it down to like £18, they've got a deal on uber if you're curious>barburrito ghost kitchenyeah they're basically the exact same lol, still tastes good>subway has been dicey here latelyit's a little bland but it's not a horrid deal, their spicy italian sub is good if you load it with shit, just pissed their fries are so expensive
>>43432802I've been meaning to watch Come and See. It sounds a hard watch though.
>>43432802you should watch kin dzadza as well
>>43432831I do, I need some texture variety or I'll freak out
>>43432846probably clown she has some things against "anglo" science
>>43432832grrrrrrrrrrr>>43432852GRRRRRRRRR>>43432855burger king hits! yea the subway fries are robbery. let me scope out the deal... i deserve a burrito...
>>43432847min hamil. from star wars
>>43432866>i deserve a burrito...buy 1 get 1 free on the el solo smash
>>43432801i dont get it either but yayyy
>>43432864But it'll be all warm and soggy, it's an evil texture.
can i come over and not understand anything>>43432874ooooooooo.....>>43432875yayyyyy
the western worlds decadence and degenerate "science" is a sham and a mockery of all things holy indeed
>>43432877I don't mind it, it's usually enough of a crunch. I put lettuce on fucking everything tho
>>43432862It looks fun! I will add it to my watchlist >>43432857It’s good, not as gruesome as its reputation may lead you to believe. I think Ivan’s childhood did the concept better anyhow >>43432873He’s mark hamils much smaller brother
Gay thread, not even any uncut pozzed brazilian shemales here
stinky smelly chaser
Literally laying butt ass nekid with the fan on and my cheeks are still sweating, what the helly
>>43432901Sobe?
>>43432898I reek of cum and sweat rn
the burrow of an ancient shrimp
>>43432898husband
>>43432067https://voca.ro/12Ufu3qJjUQf
>>43432892It is I got recommended it from my russian friend whose currently rehomed to NL>>43432898I just took a shower but if you'll wait 8 hours.. You'll have it back
>>43432760>smoke is a solidNot a fan of this
>>43432906can i come over>>43432913husband>>43432920ok im waiting
snorlax bf
>>43432892Oh good I was worried it'd be just hours of staring at dead kids. Which would be fair to the war but still a tough watch
chasing on linkedin
>>43432845Hmm I wonder why I don’t own this film that isn’t in print
tommorow im lowkey meeting up w dis choid from here.. how do i prank him..
>>43432925>can i come overif you want, I still need to clean my house, i was cleaning and I got stressed so I had to jerk off, it's so annoying
I wish they called me gorlock the destroyer, that's such a cool fucking name
>>43432892theres also max hamil, who played the death star
>>43432937ghost him
>>43432937Say "psych ur gay now" right when he cums in you
>>43432937Send a male friend in first to introduce himself as you
im dizzy
>>43432937whisper I am a cis male on estrogen in his ear
>>43432934no pfp on my linkedin stupid ass h*e plan=foiled
Chasing by becoming a doctor and specializing in transgender medicine (the Will Powers method)
>>43432938thats so ero...... npnp i can help clean im very intuitive
>>43432801>but i dont read theory so i dont really get itthe short and sweet of it is that class is a social phenomena, meaning that class emerged through peoples interactionsin the post-feudal, post-industrial revolution, liberalized world there emerged two classes in conflict: the proles and the bourgeoisiethe distinction isnt based on whether a person is currently employed, the distinction came from property rights and private ownershipit was the fact that the wider population was now underneath a government that enshrined property rights over the peoples ability to access necessities and compelled them to work through systemic coercion that set this class distinction in stone even without the deeper marxist analysisthat there was one class of people who, through private ownership, was now in control of means of production, land, etc. against the wider population who needed to operate these things to reproduce themselves meant the macro level dividing line was not employment, but whether a person owned the means of productionso therefore the marxist take is that all people who do not belong to the owning class fell firmly into what we would call "working class" because that was their relationship to the state
>>43432958then i simply wont chase you
>>43432937pants him
Fun fact: you actually never have to answer any phone calls if you don't want to
>>43432938in this situation i hope i would be useful
>>43432960i would love a bf who could write prescriptions
>>43432954sit down. on my cock
I much prefer bronya's pantsing fetish over autumn's fart fetish, but as bronya would say, I shouldn't be comparing women
>>43432946>>43432956boring >>43432951>>43432952im going 2 combine these and send in a male friend for him to cum in. he will call the chaser gay afterwards. >>43432965and then i will swoop in and pants him.thank you all for the wonderful suggestions. they were all lovely in their own unique ways.
>>43432963right right right right this is kinda how it was explained to me this makes total sense. thank you sorry i am very stupid im a true larper. that makes sense to me... i will continue to study
>>43432963>the short and sweet of it>fifty more paragraphsI believe you that you're a communist
>>43432969youd make a good cum rag
>>43432905yeah sure that was me
chewing ice as a treat
>>43432978I also masturbate to fart porn if that makes you feel any better
free helicopter rides for the gommies
>>43432936They sell it on VHS in the St. Petersburg black market
>>43432986ehehehehe ohohohohoh
>>43432990After you take your iron supplements, okay babe?
>>43432963>compelled them to work through systemic coercionALL WORK IS RAPEALL WORK IS RAPEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uUuecuQBXaw
>>43432998yayyyy i love helicoper... i better be careful and make sure to buckle up my seatbelt so i dont fall
>>43432964shoot.. what the heck…
>>43433007Lmao idk why this made me laugh so much
what if I work so I can accumulate capital and don't have to work
>>43433005I’m white
chasing at home depot
>>43433019i have my finger on the trigger and the moment you create the LLC i blow your top smooth off
>>43432962>>43432969stu you get the kitchen, bronya you get my bedroom, stop doing that with my underwear they've not been washed yetit's real warm you can take most of that stuff off, put the jockstraps on
>>43432992Can I smell your farts when I’m released from jail or at least lick your bunghole a little
>>43432988im glad to be of service...
>>43433020Just paint your face black
>>43432976my name isn’t on my cock
>>43433031you got it boss! >>43433035well that depends what did they get you in for
>>43433040my prime minister <3
>>43433031anon im appalled at the state of your fridge... how do u eat like this..
>>43433044my name is on your hole because i own that shit
>>43432983take his wallet after
honestly if you lose to the guy who routinely wore black face thats just a skill issues, conservatives have to hold that L forever
>>43433062you just dropped a trvth nvke on this thread with no regard for human life
>>43433040My favorite part is he's literally my age here and a teacher at this school. Just so fucking funny
>>43433056im dizzy and sitting didn’t work, mr. on your hole
>>43433062they lost to trudeau for a decade then lost to carney after almost having a landslide victory level of support and the head of the party lost his ridingconservatives are cucked beyond belief
>>43433046Robbery and assault
>>43432844okay then give me yoursyou'll get a fr from ocket8888>>43432816oodles
>>43433091are they saying you robbed something chic or was it like a liquor store
i wanna jerk off but not really that motivated
so cool that after 10 years of the same shit we have 5 million more indians 2$ gas and unaffordable groceries
Thinking of writing BRONYA on my dick with my girlfriend's lipstick while she is away
>>43433099shame on yourobbing liquor stores is also a form of resistance comradeand also something about a connection to the divine feminine
>>43433106your gas is $2???
>>43433106we should import another 5 million indians
>>43433113i think they use liters
>>43433113Right? That's insanely cheap, especially if that's Canadian. What is bro complaining about>>43433116Oh.
>>43433108what colour lipstick>>43433112i didn't say anything about resistance!!!
>>43433116correct
>>43433019My parents did that for me already, it's nice
Take the bus if you're poor
>>43433120Passion red
i have no idea how much a liter is
>>43433130boomers after living the majority of their life with .25cents a gallon gasoline:
gas is 23 mxn per liter... get fucked canucks......
>>43433135slay...
>>43433137~8-12 sips
>>43433137there’s at least 2 in a gallon, i think it’s like 2.2-2.4 but i may be confusing the kilo conversion
>>43433120I really don't get the high socks for this look. Your pants just look too small for you, especially with that hella aggresive taper. Just wear high tops, right? Am I crazy
>>43433106$2 gas right nowIt will be $3 in a week when the war restarts this weekend and both sides start blowing up energy infrastructure
>>43433092so surely you only need like half right?
>>43433106shouldve bowed down to tranny supremacy instead of being a chud if you wanted to win
>>43433155it was the fashion at the time. but yea idk i think a high top would be more flattering even then
big dicks are aesthetically pleasing but it’s kind of uncomfortable getting hilted by one
>>43433149i don’t sip gas>>43433154thank you!
>>43433137It's a bottle of water.
Someone from holland visited me last week and said it was 2.75 Euro per litre for gas
>>43433165right like i get scared... im not really good at like. idk. im out of practice. but i would train a lot i want to do a good job
>>43433051this hurt, it's just mayo, pesto, salad, tomato sauce and deli meat in there. what should I be doing?>>43433046>bossthis is erotic
>>43433154>>434331373.8 litres per gallon
>>43433176hehehehehe
>>43433137it’s approximately a quart, so 2 pints
>>43433103me every single fucking day of my worthless existence >>43433120im just shitposting dwim not actually a filthy commie>>43433159i could probably get by with that, yeah
>>43433164I hate the entire trend of men just wearing tighter and shorter pants while wearing lower and lower ankled shoes. Like bro why are we all lookin like we're a little kid in pajamas he's outgrowing. I have some many complaints about modern mens fashion my god. They're all followers!
>>43433165It really sucks to have one and this be the case every time. Its whatever anal sucks anyway
>>43433143Similar price, 1.81 @ costco
>>434331371000 milliliters
>>43433175I'm scared of tight bussyholes because i fear it might cut the blood flow to my dick and i'll have to amputate it :(
>>43433186I'll give it to the metric people. We gotta stop using quarts and gallons, that shit is dumb
>>43433176you need to buy duck fat
>>43433187not even just for today...?>>43433190they are yea. but i guess that's like. fashion generally right. idk i wish ppl would just have fun >>43433201nooooooooo dont say that ill get too worried to ever have sex... i dont want that to happen
>>43433177HOLY FUCK THAT’S CRAZYalso i was misremembering the conversion for kilos to pounds. if our gas got to 8ish$ there would be riotsis that 8 canadian or usd
>>43433177oh thank you >>43433186thank you for speaking american for me
>>43433208mmm. seconded on the duck fat. goose can also work in a pinch
>>43433187lets jerk off together so we can motivate each other platonically <3
i larp as a marxist but my deployment of theory is completely cynical and rooted in self-hatred
pantsing chasers so everyone sees their chulge and points and laughs
>>43433165>>43433175The difference between someone who can take it and someone who can't is stark as hell. Poppers seems to help them, but idk if I should actually recommend them to people.
>>43433175i can handle girth pretty well and enjoy getting stretched out in that sense, but having someone prod deep when there isn’t any space left to accommodate them is kind of scary
>>434332118 Canadian is roughly 6 USD
>>43433209I'm sorry i just saw you having a vulnerable moment and wanted to share one of my own so we can bond over it.Anyway it goes to show that you are not the only with fears when it comes to sex
>>43433099It was a corner shop
>>43433187do u know possibly anyone who could use the other half maybe?>>43433219do not bring goose fat anywhere near me
>>43433233i have some canadian monopoly money in my wallet from when i went to quebec
>>43433223>my deployment of theory is completely cynical and rooted in self-hatred
>>43433208do I just eat it? you're telling me I need to gain weight?>>43433219>gooseI feel like that seems more cvnt>>43433182could you call me sir, or sarge maybe, or captain
>>43433247Lmao
>>43433225I have such wide hips and bountiful ass you will never be able to get my jeans down even an inch without undoing my belt and fly
>>43433235right i think like everyone has them. im sure its like. one of those things where communication just solves everything right>>43433231i see i see... for me im relatively okay on depth but im terrified of girth... but i think if i keep training it'll work out>>43433229poppers help for sure yeah. but some people are just naturally blessed... im so jealous... its over for holecels>>43433240i guess you gotta do what you gotta do right :(>>43433242>>43433249mixed messages>>43433249i love all of these. captain is incredible. you got it cap! let's do our best!
im glad im not the only one scared of sex
>>43433207ordering beer in half liter increments just wouldn’t be the same
>>43433251you know what they say the tougher the shuck the sweeter the fruit
>>43433233Which basically puts it around Cali prices. Really not surprising. I think most Americans forget how insanely cheap the bulk of our gas is, and actually how much of that is aggressive government subsidy
>>43433257I left out pints for a reason ;)Which is actually a different amount than the regular pint we use in reference for quarts
>>43433253handling girth can be trained up pretty easy but i think depth is a limitation on how far things go back before the bend
>>43433225They wouldn't laugh they'd raise their eyebrows and lick their lips a little out of surprised lust while I stand proud with my hands on my hips
Why am I so cvnty and fierce? Does anyone here know?
>>43433249get enough at least to submerge a whole chicken
>>43433253Well it's hard for a guy to communicate that sort of stuff because it could be perceived as a weakness and put the other person off. But yeah ideally it would get solved with a good talk beforehand
>>43433268>different amount than the regular pintoh i don’t like that
>>43433251>I have such wide hipscan i see??
where is my echo maker husband?where is my ML echo maker husband?
>>43433272hmmm i see i see. i think that can be trained too tho! idk tho>>43433273whoa... that's insanely ero..... do u want to get married....>>43433278right i worry when a guy is all caught up in like. that stuff like i would rather he can just like feel like he can talk about that stuff and i wont mind. but yea idk idk its just about you keep trying i think
>>43433225They all laugh at my freakishly huge bulge. I will never fit the grecoroman beauty standards. I am a beast.
>>43433276i want to taste you
>>43433253>depth but im terrified of girthMy experience on the other side, depth is like a half second problem, I just stop hitting you that deep at that angle. I can do nothing about girth except hope you can stretch, and based on the blood I've gotten on occasion. That's just a hope, prayer, and a lot of lube and patience.
>>43433294also hot....
>>43433297patience is the key i guess right....
I'm somewhat of an ultra-liberal
>>43433298Cowed and timid in the streetssnarling and drooling in the sheets
>>43433291Keep trying and make sure he knows from the start he can talk to you about anything that you'll never judge him for it and vice versa ofc
does anyone want to pretend to be in love?
>>43433289I tried taking a pic but couldn't fit it all in the frame sorry babes
chaser bf teaching me how to kiss
>>43433303oh like disco-tan!>>43433306this is husband material. i am looking for exactly this>>43433307for sure right. i guess its all about building that kind of trust
>>43433265It's on the higher end but I think California is the most expensive jurisdiction in NA for whatever reason.They are usually slightly more expensive than states like Michigan.
>>43433310Yes but I think the aftershock would kill me
>>43433294>t.does it flop around inconveninetly, even when you aren't hard?
>>43433303Hey dawgy, rick is on /b/ if you are still looking for him
>>43433311awh man i love guys with wide hips :(
>>43433276Probably because of your little wiener
>>43433319drooling a little thinking about this
does anyone remember that ai image of the girl farting that used to get posted here
>>43433317oh yeah that’s true. i can just die and cut out the middle man
>>43433325shur up
>>43433314I think it's partially them doing environmental taxing and partly that they actually just have too many people on the road. Problem is they do fuck all to improve public transport and make it a more viable alternative
>>43433329that was real her name was bronya>>43433331:c
>>43433319Literally the face I make every time I long-stroke my hog up and down with two hands shocked about my enormous endowment
i want to be fully inside you and licking your neck
can anyone please send hot guy pics
>>43433330Lol, least you got a sense of humor anon. Just don't hurt yourself with daydreaming too hard is all I'm saying. Channel that into actually meeting new people!
>>43433337need
>>43433329Yeah that was autumn on anon and sometimes on trip
>>4343332252cm/20inch width
>>43433338
>>43433348SEX
>>43433337t. unprofessional surgeon
>>43433337this would fix me
>>43433301Yep pretty much. And I've gotten the distinct impression that not everyone is so good at that.
>>43433337I'm autistic so I legitimately thought you meant a homunculus living inside my skin and licking the surroundings of its flesh abode at first
>>43433319>>43433325Thankfully no. It's inconvenient enough flaccid to get TSA touchdown every time i fly though.
>>43433362I'm going to be your little parasitic pregnancy :)
>>43433343how do you even meet guys as a tranny? it feels like all anyone on apps want is sex
getting a tsa job so i can pat down fubs
does any1 wnt 2 c my cock
>>43433377I straight up got no idea how anyone meets anyone anymore if I'm being real. I just make friends on the internet and then eventually meet up if they're cool. I do not get out much these days lol
>>43433382guys on the internet are nice to talk to but they never actually want to meet up
>>43433380Not really but i'll take a look at your bussy
>>43433360yea its definitely something that like. people have to work on... idk i dont have much patience for people who are like very hung up on the larp of it all like we do need to be able to actually communicate>>43433370hehe.... hehehehehe.... chaser getting groped mercilessly by TSA while people in the queue stare and loudly complain about how long it's taking... they say they need to do a strip search and before you can even ask for a private room they whip your clothes of..... fuhihihihihihhihihihihi
>>43433387Talking to the wrong guys then I guess? I'm guys and I'm down to hang
>>43433375Oh yeah, a fetus is literally a parasitic homunculusBeing pregnant is way cooler when you phrase it like that
im not flying 2000 miles for hole
>>43433357I've had an ex complain it is really hard to straddle me because they have to open their legs so wide
>>43433403Yeah it's not worth it if it's just for hole, but it is if it's for the whole woman
>>43433403Depends on the hole
>>43433389mein schwanz ist beleidigt...
>>43433400where are you at?
>>43433407that’s really fucking hot. do you work out? if you have big quads you’re the ideal man
Just spilled loads of herbs lads...What a waste of thyme
>>43433403The LVM here (gymcels, shut ins, chuds, autists, and but so on) don't have a choice
>>43433420>do you work out?I do powerlift yes
>>43433379for real its humiliating its alway another dude who has to give me the im not gay you could have a bomb stare>>43433398Be more appealing if it was something more overt..
>>43433426drooling rn
>>43433423hehe
>>43433411ich liebe bussy, freund
>>43433415Northeast US
>>43433429the casual cruelty of it is the best part... although i guess if you started to react to the groping that's not your fault, right? it's just a biological effect... altho the people waiting would probably get mad...
>>43433434four three four three three four three four
>>43433423aren't you glad it wasn't oregano
Just took a massive bong rip and went back to stroking my hard cock
>>43433403i know of a troid that did 2200 for the possibility of a pooner’s hole
>>43433434too far to drive but flights could work
>>43433444Thats not true. But its something to consider
>>43433442It's kind of a sick beat
>>43433444Your my enemy
>>43433432you can see mine but not now
>>43433453Your my fapslop
>>43433445yeah most of us were here for chords retard admission. I wouldve taken that shit to the grave that was fucking insane.>>43433403I'm not flying 2000 for hole but yk if they're in the area and I wanna go see shit why not right? You gotta sample the local cuisine
>>43433456I’m more than that
>>43433454Do you have an estimated time for when i'll be able to? Because i need to check my agenda
>>43433446You also on the Coast or? Flights are tricky, we really gotta get to know each other for that
>>43433460No your not. Not to me
>>43433440you could take the rp to my dms sometimes I'm comfortable enough with my own cringe to typefuck we're added..
>>43433466Okay sorry
just fucking gorged, jesus christ
>>43433462im in texas. it was just hypothetical anyway
>>43433472i want to... but mi no good at that stuff im too shy... i never know what to say... ;;>>43433477I forgive you
was Gummy the transbean that walked 2000 miles to score some barely legal bussy?
personally ive fapped to every one of you many times. many many times
Waiting for my THICC trans GF to arrive for the weekend. I live for this.Cope and seethe moar.
do you think the reasons chaser wont let me eat their holes is because the term makes them feel dysphoric. perhaps we should rename it to something like their mancunt? studpussy? braplet?>>43433489SNUFF SBNUUFF SNIBFFF SBFFINF SBNIBFFIS FNFIFIFF SNORF SNFOFNFONR
dva trainee
>>43433461maybe later tonight. it is impossible now
>>43433487no that was me. at least i had bpdsluts vc to keep me company for the walk
>>43433496oh my god is that kris jenner. you're a huge inspo to me you're actually the reason i transitioned i thought well if you can do it anyone can
>>43433485Ah gotcha, yeah Texas is hypothetically not too far at all, but I'm also I think one of those people that could make it in a long distance relationship
Making stu bald with my wizard shit
>>43433496Looks goodWhat about some bwc taking training next? I'll be your teacher
>>43433504why does it always have to be so racial
>>43433488I made your ban worthwhile by saving your pics, thank you. I hope you have also cum to my gut and hog. We will never be physical, but we share a strange inalienable bond now.>>43433486You are definitely more skilled at typing than you are giving yourself credit for. I'm no multi-para snob.
I often wish I didnt have to provide for my mom and little sister so I could just kill myself
>>43433424? being a gymcel shut in is what gets me hole. nothing long term but what good comes from that anyway >>43433459nobody here even remotely close
>>43433507hehehehe i just yap its more like. even during sex im kinda bad at talking. i get embarrassed and nervous. but im training it i dont want to be the shy type... i want to be strong and confident...
>>43433459that shit was genuinely perplexing
we need things to be more racial, where’s discy at rn???
>>43433505dva 3 letters so i wanted something with 3 letters too to follow the pattern and i'm white so i wrote bwci hope that clarifies it.
>>43433502they are horrible and soul crushing, especially when they don’t lead to anything real
>>43433496Damn this girl cute as hell, is that you?
you know what else has 3 letters? The CIAI won’t let them get away with their sins
>>43433519ok im not saying i dont believe you. but even accepting this premise surely it would be "bwc-taking" rather than just bwc. if that was the goal why would you not just say bwc training. i really hate to split hairs here i just want to try and give constructive notes
>>43433497Sure, no pressure :)
>>43433403im flying 2000 miles to hang out with a choid tommorow
>>43433532can i come
>>43433522Obviously my intention would be to have it lead to something, but yes they're not very fun and they're not for everyone. I'm just saying I'd make it out the other side of it, not saying that I'm eager for it, especially over a real local relationship.
>>43433512I think it can be cute, I like to hear someone stammering things in the middle of fucking. You've got fortitude I couldn't. I just go non verbal and get very breathy, snarly. Never was good at sex talk, think its deeply embarassing. I'd rather be the beast.
>>43433537that’s why i want to figure out how to find men who don’t hate trannies locally
nobody ever talks about the BED (big eskimo dick) it’s a cold world…
>>43433536yea you can
>>43433538dreamy.... im happy there's at least some people out there who find it not too annoying QQ>>43433548YAYYY
>>43433530I'm esl and i type the first shit that comes to my mind i rarely read what i typed before clicking submit.It's not that deep, i just would like to have sex with her that's the message i wanted to relay
>>43433503i can feel it working. how do i stop this. does joe rogan sell anything for this>>43433507>We will never be physicaldont say that...
>>43433532are you the one that’s gonna prank him?
>>43433555yeah he sells kettle bells that are shaped like chimps
>>43433546Me and rick about to be eskimo brothers once i get my hands on you
Licking Dulce de leche off a tranners tits and or soles
>>43433554thats okay im sorry i dont want to make you self conscious about it! i just worry a lot about "bwc" suddenly popping up everywhere as a term. my country is overwhelmingly majority white and it went from like. something you would never see outside of actual race fetishism to like. on every second grindr profile. maybe its a strange thing to worry about it im concerned its indicating a larger social trend
>>43433496Who tf is this???? She needs to post some ass fr
>>43433564wait can i have some...
>>43433561does he really thats actually pretty cute. good merching
>>43433561i could use a small dense chimp with a handle
>>43433536Come to amerikka...>>43433555The possibility is so slim, never is too certain. You're right.>>43433551I would never! at worst I wouldnt respond but I'd never snap at you for it.>>43433564I had the reverse case with a tranny two towns away. She had a major foot thing, would demand i bring my work shoes n socks. Miss her so much, she moved to chicago.
>>43433556yup thats me
>>43433566You know how it is, some jokes land and others don't but i'll keep shooting regardless because you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.I'm sorry i made you nervous or uncomfortable, it was never my intention.I understand your fears and the only way to battle it is to bring awareness to it so i'm glad you did so.
chasey who is your favourite mathematician :D>>43433581thats good.... sorry im like. insanely self conscious sex wise im just so in my head about it cause im so out of practice. gotta relearn from scratch... its just something ive never done as a girl, you know? its like a whole different skillset>>43433585nonono not at all! please dont apologise its totally my fault for making the vibe weird. i salute your commitment to always going for the bit i think its a noble cause
Impressive drive by selfie results. You don't usually get the restraint.
>>43433599its noble right. i salute it
>>43433598Euler I guess? I like mispronouncing his name in front of sperg nerds.
>>43433598>chasey who is your favourite mathematician :DBlaise Pascal
>>43433403i flew three thousand for pole
>>43433613I drove 3000 for hole.
>>43433613based sobe
https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
I was gonna fly 2000 for hole once but that fell through I only have to fly 1000 this time, let's go
>>43433622based popetes
>>43433598I won't let you take all the blame. So what if we share it? 51/49 does that seem good to you? I'm the man here so i feel like i need to own most of the blame, it is my duty as a gentleman
>>43433639wtf is a popetes
>>43433607how would you mispronounce it? oh i guess like YOU-ler right ive definitely heard that a couple times. i like the seven bridges of königsberg its cool to see the birth of like. applied topology>>43433611ohhhh thats a chic choice! i love his little calculators they're so pretty
>>43433644t. popetes
both choids i met from here would not travel for my hole or let me travel to them for pole :(
eating a freakin pb&jbet your jelly
>>43433646I mean babes how do you pronounce Euler, correct? Look how it's damn spelled lol. That is not the sounds those letters make
tfw pole so good she flies to you
>>43433576He does
chaser who makes me blush. chaser who makes me stutter. chaser who makes me drool
>>43433644i can't encounter the phrase "based x" without this invading my brain
>>43433651low value hole...many such cases
>>43433660I had this, but it was mostly cuz her place sucked and my place was actually worth staying at. I know my ass is going to end up flying literally 10,000 miles for a woman soon enough though, things are going too well
>>43433660It's the gentlemanly thing to fly to the hole on the first meet
>>43433668based popetes
chaser who makes me go on a hike with him and then talk about his peen nonstop the entire time
>>43433646He looked like a chaser, too
>>43433643no way no way im a feminist. 75 to me, 25 to you. final offer take it or leave it>>43433655i have studied german since childhood im sorry i cant give you a normal reference point for how people form sounds. i still come across a word from time to time that i will just say in a way so upsetting people just stop and stare>>43433661good for him. I like his fragile little nipples
>>43433682could minoxidil have saved him
>>43433681how much could one possibly talk about their own penis like what is there to say
I'm curious. Please say if C or T and believe in ghosts. I'm just trying to find out if I need to get used to my dates believing in ghosts.
>>43433563are you gonna snowball him???
>>43433692T and its complicated. i believe in lots of things
>>43433681>yeah babe and there was that one time in 11th grade I wanked it so good my cum hit the headboard and my toes curled so hard my foot cramped
>>43433673i should die
>>43433692And if you believe in ghosts* woops
>>43433667I could probably make you stutter, definitely make you blush. Drool? Mm. Could be hard. I'm no cook so that methods off the table, but I'm sure we can have you go from stupid to stupor and you'll be in a puddle of your own spit then. How's that?
>>43433692C and not really but I've experienced shit that makes no damn sense and I'm just not gonna worry about it
What's wrong with Rick? Why is he pretending to be a girl?
>>43433692T, i believe in spirits but not ghosts
>>43433692t and no but i want to believe
>>43433678Who says i'm a gentleman?
>>43433712She's not pretending she's VALID be nice
>>43433712He has always been a sissy repper, he openly has said it many times
>>43432510More of an imperialist myself
>>43433692C Yesme and my best friend heard my dead uncle on the gamecube once. I am not hard convinced but it was surreal. Also my mom told me my best friend ages 6-10 was a man with third degree burns named Kevin who lived at the house prior but she's one of those insane types who believe we're 3 cousins twice removed from Michael Jackson.
>>43433716What distinction do you make? Spirits are housed I assume? Or are they just beings that were never human unlike ghosts?
>>43433726Not your day. Mind your business. And die i guess
>>43433692T and yes im somewhat schizo
>>43433701Not really, just work on your hole, make it more appetizing, i'm sure there are exercises to make it tighter too... Have fun with the process
>>43433688You forgot finasteride
>>43433729spirits were never human yeah
>>43433743oh i guess so...
>>43433681Taking my troon on an overnight hike, go pee during the night and making scary monster sounds outside the tent to scare her
>>43433750crying because you went to pee and didnt let me hold it
>>43433706thats good. i think ill die if a man doesnt touch me soon
>>43433684I'll fuck the feminism out of you.51/49 end of story and i'm compromising here.
>>4343374210/10 perfect pink bubblegum hole isn't enough to make dudes only looking for validation from a distance fly out You gotta learn to filter people who aren't being realWomen do this too so it goes both ways
>>43433764oughhh. i wish that wasn't hot. ill let it slide just this once as long as i dont have to interrogate that
>>43433690one time i shaved my pubes and i had an ingrown but i was working on a fly in site so i was wearing my tool pouch 12 hours a day for three weeks straight and it rubbed and rubbed and rubbed until it was the size of a quarter and whenever i tried to pop it i was tearing up when i finally did it there was pus up the wall higher than my head and thats why i always use an old trimmer now instead of shaving. not exactly dick related but same ball park
>>43433688>minoxidilNah, unless it cures stomach cancer and tuberculosis.
>>43433742im a virgin so my hole is tight tho
>>43433781There is no evidence that it doesn't
>>43433682Michael Cera
>>43433690I have a lot to say about my penis
>>43433780i don’t think id want to hear this information on a hike but thats just me
>>43433770how to get better at reading people?
>>43433759Passport then maybe. I'll think about it. I dunno if I wanna fuck on first meet but I'd touch you. I'm too sentimental to do that on the first night. Maybe a weekend stay. Not sentimental enough to not post gut and balls. Humans are funny like that.
>>43433794ok let’s hear it then tell me everything
>>43433510If you get hole you're not a gymcel, just a guy who lifts
>>43433804send a text post to me wulfim
>>43433692t, nocomplete reddit atheist
>>43433770A 10/10 perfect pink bubblegum hole will make a man do crazy things
>>43433855i have this and yet im ALONE
>>43433861i have many flaws but my hole is immaculate
>>43433855my hole is pink but i have ibs
i'm bored
pretending my vape is a tastefully sized choid pecker so constantly searching for it is hot instead of just sad
>>43433864Your hole looks like chewed up bubblegum
ibs isnt real its like sunburn it only gets complete failures
>>43433882How did you get this picture of me
>>43433882suck it
>>43433889so you acknowledge it is bubblegum pink
>>43433835https://voca.ro/17yuTNBlwL3U
>>43433882my husband. i want to suck it
>>43433878I'm not scared if you are not scared
>>43433881Then you're probably boring.
>>43433888jorking it in my minds eye rn
>>43433881Ayup
Hello chasergen. Should I go buy some clothes or stay in bed and cry?
>>43433888That's why they call it the glass dick
home from my last day at work, got the whole of next week off <3 i am on a MISSION to get laid during it, if i don’t manage it im killing myself, local choids hmu pls x
>>43433907im always scared
>>43433909nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope!!!>>43433915eyup
if a man touched me rn i would explode
>>43433916Stay in bed being cute
>>43433731Much may be made of the scotchman if caught young enough
>>43433916ohhhh get a cunty new fit, always get a cunty new fit x
>>43433916i would do the second one but its the worse option
>>43433797when i was younger and id jerk off too much it used to get the rare scab and now i just get temporary edema that lasts a couple days but i guess you probably dont want to hear that either. i feel like you dont even care about my dick youre just virtue signalling for your tranny friends
>>43433927You need a chaser by your side so you stop being such a scared little bitch
>>43433931What would you do if I poked your cheek with the tip of my peanus
She's here.
>>43433910like this?>>43433922do they really call it that>>43433939it's too late I'm a walled agehon
>>43433945yeah
>>43433916something comfy for your drive?
>>43433951woah what an average sized vape you have!
>>43433951In America they do. I told my jock cousin and he thought it was funny.
>>43433951Too fast. You need to savor the moment, take your time
>>43433881Hi bored. I'm dad.
>>43433933I’m not cute lol>>43433940I wouldn’t call how I dress cunty but I do want more clothes>>43433943Yeah my bed is very comfortable right now>>43433960lol no I want clothes I can wear to work when I finally come out. If that ever happens
>>43433971yea you know it baby>>43433976thats incredible>>43433980but i want it so bad... i can't wait any longer... im getting withdrawals....
>>43433951fapping to this later this weekend
>>43433951i really wish i had one of those vapes, i sometimes pretend my shitass disposable is dead at work bc one of the girls has one she lets me hit lmao
>>43433986haunting
>>43433958Yeah? That's it?
>>43433986fapping to you fapping to this later this weekend
i feel sicl
>>43433987im a fan of the vaporesso ones they've always treated me well
>>43433997fapping to you fapping to her fapping to this lather this weekend right now
>>43433987is that how you caught herpes?
lowk i wanted to name myself either tara or emma but i felt like it was too late to go with anything other than an androgynous name and i kinda regret it but i also love being called blaire, swings and roundabouts init
>>43433947Who is she?
Today I am going to eat a burrito
>>43434022Prefer Blaire to those names ngl
>>43433994yeah sorry
>>43434031today i am going to buy a gun and join a pmc
>>43434003see i keep thinking i should get one but i feel like buying a non disposable is an admission of defeat, every time i buy one i have fantasies of tossing it and never vaping again, such is life>>43434015nah i got that the traditional way
>>43434031LEGAL!
>>43434028My THICC trans GF.Laters.
>>43434028She the birthday
it’s so pleasant that d******ia isn’t here rn
>>43433985Can't rush it. Think about it, the more you rush it the quicker it ends. What after?
>>43433951No. I cant illustrate it rn but slower, index middle and thumb, thumb rubbing and other two pinch gliding up and down. Cute though.
>tfw no gf
give us an ntr smile for old times sake
>>43434058the highlight of your life is being mentioned in a shitass gen on 4chan /lgbt/
>>43434044Yeah apologize to me you little bitch
>>43433982well hold on now, you dont need coming out clothes. youll be a woman from day one when you come up to stay with me
>>43434058you dont like diǎnyǎ?>>43434061hmmmm... thats true......>>43434071ohh... i practiced the motion and it feels too lewd... im blushing.... i gotta add that to my repertoire...
>calls you babygirl and pees in your butt
>>43434091>you dont like diǎnyǎ?This was also my first read lol
I want to have gay sex with a troon
>>43433242yeamy wife
>>43434094this would fix me>>43434099its like she's still here with us
>>43434075What does that even mean I dont view enough doujin to get this.
>>43434087I want new clothes though
>>43434094heyyyyyy
>>43434083You could say this about almost any tripfag and you'd be right
>>43434112its stu's big shit eating grin when she finds out her wife is cheating on her. like a cat who didnt get the cream
>>43434120the highlight of my life was all the sex i had before trooning
>>43434115i want you. i dont want you to find a new job down there on your own. i want you to find a job here, with me, start a life together
>>43434140did you get around a lot pre troon?
>>43434145ntt but yeah
>>43434085please don’t call me names. i said i was sorry :(
>>43434145big time. now im just a sad lonely spinster...
>>43434140No that mostly just traumatized you and made you the way you are now
>>43434157hmmm yes and no. most of it was just genuinely fun. just a handful of unlucky rolls
Last night I bond-burgered my tranny
>>43434110wrong answer>>43434112idk>>43434124thats not what it means bc i would never smile
>>43434175or unlucky isn't the right word>>43434180so cvnty....
I’m lesbian bisexual gay and transgender
wwyd if you came home from work and i was in your bed playing pokemon pinball ruby and sapphire on my gameboy sp in my underwear?
>>43434142That sounds very romantic
>>43434191PLEASEEEEE be a chaser
>>43434189And I’m also Q+
>>43434191beat you to death
>>43434191I'd open-mouth stare, I always sucked at those pinball games and that's really impressive to me.
>>43434194i love you ana
>>43434149No no no you got it all wrong.I didn't insult you because an insult implies something you are not, reason why you get insulted by it right?You are a little bitch so i was never trying to be rude or anything i was simply stating a factYou even admitted to being a little bitch here >>43433927
can i hit
>>43434197sorry brongon >>43434204D:>>43434215im also bad at it but i want to compete the dex
>>43434217Why?>>43434228Sure just not in the face please
>>43434203I heard Q is in Star Trek TNG
>>43434228If you have to ask you are already doing it wrongHit first ask questions last
>>43434225Please be kinder to our scared little bitch anons
>>43434243hi private parts
>>43434225im not a bitch :(im nice
>>43434228okay but not too much, this gram has to last me the whole weekend
>>43434233i forgive you. in that case i would immediately get psyched and ask about your progress... i love that game its so much fun>>43434236you got it. one good solid down home old country style bottom surgery coming up. hooooorah>>43434244im too nervous to do this
>>43434233Whatever makes you happy, babe. Then I'd dive bomb onto the bed and bite your butt.
>>43434255yessssss you're a lifesaver
wwyd if u came home from work and i was in your house
>>43434256Not there either please!
>>43434271scream scream scream scream scream scream scream and not stop
>>43434236ive told you before, i can feel the love we share. ive felt it from the day we met. its how i knew you were beautiful before i laid eyes on you. we were meant to be
>>43434276so picky...
>>43434256>im too nervous to do thisGuess you are just another scared little bitch
>>43434286real. me on the bottom right
>>43434291im not a little bitch!!!!!
>>43434278be quiet. im just here for all your valuables stupid. ill go when im finished
>>43434256i have most of the ruby board done because i don’t like playing the sapphire board as much but i still need groudon so i can justify playing it still >>43434261i would scream! also maybe playfully hit you if you made me lose at the same time
>>43434309screams louder
>>43434271Do you remember the porn comic you linked yesterday or day before that, I would do those things with you
I still want to go shopping
ive been coming to realize im bi-mtf
>>43434286tall twinks i love you <3
>>43434318i haven’t cum in while but im bi too
>>43434250What do you mean you're nice?What do you mean, you mean the way you talk? What?What's nice about it?
>>43434311>also maybe playfully hit you if you made me lose at the same timeYou're never finishing that dex if you start up the playful roughhousing. It's wrestle time, babe, and I am coming for that stomach to blow raspberries
>>43434249Hi stinky
>>43434280I’m ugly dude
>>43434301You are too scared to hit. You are a scared little bitch by definition
Chinese people are HUMAN BEINGS
>>43434317Hi Anastasia from Re:Zero
>>43434346awawawa... im sorry... QQ
>>43434353True! Despite what Bronya thinks
>>43434318Why'd you hyphenate it?
>>43434124I see.>>43434180Not even if I clap one meaty paw on your shoulder, pudgy knuckles digging down and ask you oh so sweetly? >>43434228Can I slam it raw if I promise to pull out and blow it on your belly. Also you have to let me make out for like 5 minutes during that. I cant come otherwise.
>>43434336nooooooo! not my tummy!!
>>43434361awaaaaaaahhhhh. why are you saying that like it's a downside. absolutely
>>43434314covers my hand in peanut butter and offers it to u>>43434316it wont work as well without the already established relationships but we can try
>>43434358It's ok. Some people were made to hit while others were made to be hitThat's why i'm a chaser and you're a tranny. There's a role for both of us in society
>>43434330im polite and respectful and stuff
>>43434363Fuck, you got me smiling like an idiot. I'm keeping those arms locked above your head though, only way out is a big kiss
>>43433931What if I tongued your ass right now?
>>43434383YAYYYYYYYYY (puts the whole thing in my mouth)
>>43434385i see.... but im going crazy just sitting waiting around.... when will someone hit me....
>>43434388mwhaa mwhaa mwhaa let me go! let me go!
>>43434361i still wouldnt know but i would try to come up with something to be helpful>>43434391pulls out all ur gold fillings while im in there>>43434390i would leave wherever this is happening
>>43434356Hello. Should I go shopping?
>>43434409thats okay i still got penis butter
>>43434323yeah i thought i was straight but idk
i’m gods most backshottable kitten
I genuinely can’t fathom undertale and Bronya inhabiting the same timeline
>>43434386No one cares about that in a tranny, no wonder you can't find a chaser. The real question is what that mouth do?
>>43434421im glad we can both be happy. wipes my hand off on ur face
>>43434341if it takes the rest of my life im gonna live to see the day you see yourself in the same light i do
i miss everyone here but especially bmth girl and epicstyle
>>43434429You're probably not bi and were never straight but that's okay that's like half the girls here
>>43434438huehuehue>>43434436im actually canon to undertale if you go through the files. there's a cute pic of me called call_me.jpg
>>43434448That would probably require a lot of ffs
>>43434407I don't know, anon, I didn't feel enough passion, I think you need to practice. Then I gotta do the whole cradling your face thing while looking deep into your eyes
>>43434429it’s okay to change your mind about your sexuality! you can feel differently in the future too if you want
Should I use this for my linkedin pfp
>>43434399If you are truly desperate just go out and i'm sure you can find someone.What will likely happen after is that it will be disappointed and you'll feel like you settled for the first one who showed up because you were desperate. Desperation always leads to poor life choices.To that i tell you patience is a virtue
>>43434479hmmm. i see.... i guess ill try and keep being patient....
>>43434468aaaaaaaaaaah
>>43434478out fucking rageously cunty image, you absolutely should
>>43434478whats on your face
>>43434437it says i love you and asks about your day :)it also eats sweets and gives kisses :)
I say it every time, but it really does confuse me how people don't know their own sexuality.
>>43434478Pretty girl!!!!!!!
>>43434374Oh its not a downside its just a notifier. Its more polite that way. No hurt feelings.
>>43434489#OpenToWork>>43434501eyeliner>>43434506thank you...>>43434507mm mm i see... its all about that communication
>>43434505Yes I agree but I think we mean very different things by it
>>43434505it’s complicated idk. were you born attracted to trans women?
>>43434488Then I put my tongue in your mouth and lick your teeth when you lean in for the kiss.
>>43434518Yeah. Believe it or not ive had people get upset about that before. Didn't wanna take off their expensive paperbag for fucking even when I told them then got sad when I didn't cum. You were notified!!! You took it off anyhow because it was hot!!!
>>43434524I mean yeah. I am unironically this guy. When cartoon characters dressed up as girls it made me attracted to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs
>>43434538i guess there's people who don't like to kiss right. so dramatic...
>>43434542im dressed up as a girl right now. if you even care
>>43434433chaser btw
>>43434556I always care, babe, you are my moon and stars.
>>43434518i meant the stuff that looks like cum
>>43434564thank you.... ;;
Iwnbaw
>>43434542i really liked gender swap episodes of cartoons for some reason
if i liked women id be so into bronya it’s unreal
>>43434450i guess the last 8 years just doesn’t count? hate retarded moids
>>43434576True
>>43434571what does cum look like>>43434579many such cases. for some reason i am repulsive to men and irresistible to women. im CURSED
>>43434578>some reasonYeah I wonder why lol. Trans women aren't the only people who got wake up calls.
>>43434450Half? Every single troon in these threads is a "bisexual" coping transbian
>>43434588Fuck you
>>43434603let me guess “you owe me sex” wasn’t working?
Notice how it’s always transgenders and chasers posting in this thread…
>>43434504Eats sweets, says i love you and gives kisses? That's what dogs do, sure they will lick you and bark instead but it's the same thing if you think about it.And what's the female version of a dog? A bitch. Exactly what i've been trying to tell you, that's what you are.
>>43434003Agreed, I feel like they don't hold charge long though>>43433987so get two maybe
>>43434588kys anastasia is one of the best here
>>43434608I'd let you
>>43434614lmao
>>43434614Sounds like I struck a nerve
>>43434626Alright. Turn around and bend over
>>43434583You have not been aware enough to know your own sexuality so outside observation realizing you fit perfectly into the comphet trans lesbian pattern but aren't all the way there yet is more accurate than your self assessment. It's chill though
>>43434639sounds like i hit the nail on the head
let’s all be transbians
>>43434614lmfao
My cock is a little strange, small white dots around the head but they're benign
>>43434624i honestly haven't had any trouble like that with mine? maybe you just got unlucky on the battery gacha
there is tranners in this thread?i wouldn't be here right now but i don't feel like paying $8 for parking so i'll leave later and pay eithe $2 or $0 for parking. jew blooded
chasers owe me sex
>>43434662could be aids
>>43434657Rank the top 5 transbians
>>434346751. aura2. aura3. aura4. aura5. bussychan
>>43434675lilithlunaelliealice(YOU)
Tranners let me know if I owe any sex to you I'd like to balance my books and pay what I owe
>>43434672I'm ready to pay up
>>43434684I’m not a transbian but I would kiss girls
>>43434623people like dogs tho
i used my epilator this week and now my legs are smooth. i should do my arms too
>>43434662Possibly AIDS
>>43434687okay, i knew you’d pay up
>>43434689are you sure? you have quite the outstanding balance. we may need to set up a payment plan.
>>43434663I've got two and they run out fast, I think I just use them too much, it's annoying, at least with cigarettes you get nauseated
Should i exercise
Tranny gf who would have watched the 11th edition launch box unboxing video with me <3
>>43434692>I’m not a transbianlmao
>>43434687i have an expired coupon for one free back rub i would like to exchange
>>43434708i respect that.... you must just really be on that shit
>>43434673>>43434700Had them since I was born so I hope not who gave me aids
>>43434715I’ll kiss you too anon
>>43434709you should exercise your second amendment right on birds and squirrels
>>43434725AIDS Claus
>>43434675lilithalicelunazoeysophiechloe
>>43434721I think its an oral fixation
>>43434725Possibly it was Dr. Aids Md.
>>43434596Youre not repulsive you're just far. Which I guess is a turn off for the wageserf class.
i wanna get silly but i don't have anything to do while silly so in reality i would get sullen
>>43434662Those are pearly penile papules, I think like a quarter of males are supposed to have them. Seems like a lot to me but idk I'm not a dick inspector
>>43434695They do and some freaks fuck them too. Guess you are not a bitch after all, you are even lower than that since no one touches you
>>43434728I’d rather use my second amendment rights to defend the birds and squirrels first amendment rights I man not agrree wiht them but I will die to defnd their right to say stuff.
im heterosexual transsexual>>43434725me :3>>43434738real and same>>43434743thats terrible... i dont want to be classist. i run a strict NOTAFLOF policy
>>43434704Yes i want to pay up and i'll pay for everyone's tab too
I’m hot so I’m allowed to kiss girls and guys will still try to fuck me
>>43434751what did i do to you :(
I knew I shouldn't have licked her teeth. Stupid! Stupid!
I’m a lesbian because heres my mii kissing goth Lois
i am plagued by reppers and bottom chasers. save me
>>43434795omg not me in the background
>>43434757if i attempt to impinge on a birds right free assembly will you blow my head off
>>43434784You can't do anything to me, i just like bullying you
I don't know how to kiss, hope I can wing it well enough to where it's not a total girlboner killer
>>43434806iwill piss and shit all over the place >>43434805Oh so you’re the alien
>>43434795i was going to ask who that mii was but ig it should have been obvious
I’ve never kissed anyone and I’m almost 25. It’s pretty bleak
>>43434719family guy s12e9Angela, I really need my job back. And I could stand here and give you a big speech about second chances and promise to work harder than ever before. And I could remind you that one day you might be in my shoes and maybe you'll need a second chance. But I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna cash in this coupon you gave me last Valentine's Day. "One Redo For Being Fired For Gross Negligence." "And One Hug."The hug one is expired, Griffin. This one's for free.Welcome back, Griffin.
>>43434795Stop promoting homosexuality in here
>>43434817the aline??
>>43434802ok.. true
>>43434826ive fucked but ive never kissed. please, be my first. start driving
>>43434814why???
>>43434835https://voca.ro/19fnrrqcsZ6y
>>43434826That's based tho.
>>43434843Fucking without kissing is pretty sad.
i want a perfume that smells like chulge... chasers can you please browse https://huffaromas.com/collections/masc and inform me on which smells the most like your chulge
>>43434843How have you fucked someone but never kissed?>>43434848How?
>>43434861That's the grindr special
>>43434687you’ve racked up quite a tab with me, payment in full is required
>>43434844You are a bitch, weak, pathetic, needy, you have ibs, you are always scared...Seems like a good target for bullying
>>43434862The fuck a chulge is nigga
>>43434861if only you knew how sad things really are
my job is so boring
>>43434875tourist go back
>>43434875It's like a trulge but the choid version. Bigger and more fragrant
>>43434886fragrant...
kissing > fucking sometimes desu
>>43434862Bruh i can't believe i clicked on that shit.I'll spank you later tonightFor me it's Christmas Fox or Daddy Waves
>>43434417Yes but how much money do you have and what are you buying
>>43434898hehehehehehe :3 noted
>>43434869>>43434876I'm speaking from experience.
>>43434904yeah. you get it
>>43434900I have much money rn and I’m buying clothes
>>43434866How? No one likes used goods
anal sex feels really really good, i have tried it with both cis men and transbians, it feels noticeably better coming from a cis man, what causes this? we may never know
>>43434874:(
>>43434897For real. Nothing gets me harder than some really heavy making out.
boxer briefs are so sexy
Updated roster btw
>>43434874>>43434915More like a good target for loving and protecting
>>43434913I think it feels better coming from cis men, too. Chaser btw.
>>43434913thicker tip, pheremones, the bible
>>43434921hehehehe i look so cute here
>>43434915Personally I love you anon
>>43434915Notice how you didn't deny anything i said.You might call me a bully but you can't deny i only spit facts
>>43434931Tracklist for my next EP
>>43434932WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??
i spit fags
>>43434945i literally do not know how to make it any clearer the one that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME
>>43434921What is this?
I spit on fags. They seem to love it.
>>43434956hehe. yea ><
>>43434956PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>43434866she would just come over to fuck. there was no love involved. i was saving that for someone special and now i have you
>>43434959When I spit on you do you want more of a big single glob or can I do a sort of spray action
>>43434925>>43434935thank you <3
>>43434862put some amyl in a little makeup setting spray bottle and spray it into your choids musked out pubes so while your down there you get the amyl + chulge musk simultaneously...i really shouldnt be leaking trade secrets like this..
>>43434952name the row and number >>43434953Tomadachi life living the dream
>>43434931his pheromones got me making some feral moans
>>43434968I’m special?>>43434979Yeah but what do you mean by roster?
>>43434969spray action is ideal. full coverage>>43434975meditating on this.... thats cinematic>>43434979D5
>>43434993always have been <3
>>43434993It’s just all the miis I’ve made so far>>43434998You’re difficult
Yo bronya I finished my thesis
>>43435010im not difficult!!! im extremely easy!!!
>>43435011WHOAAAAA huge huge huge huge huge congratulations!!! that's massive! look at you go!!!!!!! what are you gonna do to celebrate? or are you just exhausted and want to rest...
>>43435011>dear diary, im gay
>>43434921WATCH OUT!!!!
>>43435025I'm going to play video game with my BISEXUAL TRANS WOMAN friend>>43435030I am somewhat gay
>>43435040no no no wait he has a suit on that means he’s safe
>>43434796What if I was just a little bit gay?
>>43434972Happy? I got you some pity points just what you wanted
>>43435005Thanks baby>>43435010The one on the top left looks like me before I started my transition
>>43435046is he the third monkey on the ramp to noahs ark
picked my nose til it bled and now im gonna have a scab to pick at for a month again award
>>43435045thats beautiful!!! i hope you have fun!!!!!>>43435054nono thats good like thats ideal. thats what i want actually
@bronya my penis itches do i have a disease?
>>43435072hopital
>>43434409Shut up Stu, don't act like you wouldn't love it. You'd probably cum instantly since you never did anything sexual with another person in your life.
>>43434409hey so i dont know if you skipped holocaust class but this is kinda antisemitic
30 year old sissy gets mad when a woman on 4 chan does not accept his sexual advance that she never asked for
>>43435079>me when i'm a rapist in a really on the nose movie
@roachwhat color was the shampoo bottle???
>>43435055no
Rach i wouldnt let you eat my ass either. Can we talk about me at all. Can i make this about me
>>43435079>>43435089do you two know each other
>>43435059please, call me sheriff
why do incels hate bi mtfs?
there's some bug in the auction system in nte anyway sorry im trying really hard not to post about it because i know d7a has been spamming about it. but im kind of falling in love with this guy who instantly makes a really confident bid at the starting price and then folds the instant anyone else bids. my beloved failson. i want to cherish him
I would let rach eat my ass so I could take a fat surprise shit in his mouth
>>43435109Okay officer
>>43435113they don’t like competition
>>43435118it should have been me...
>>43435118same
>>43435106rach? great guy never met him
oi have to pee
>>43435059Thats Will Toledo!
>>43435134my mouth is open babe
>>43435137Nah that’s me like 3 years ago
fragrant, huh.... fuhihihi....
I would let roach use my shower, but I'd only leave the black shampoo bottle inside
alright girls am going out for the night if im not back this weekend they got me and i'll be okay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWoTyfPsqbE
>>43434671You care about 8 dollars parking but you give 120 dollars away to bums lol. Silly tranny.
Tranners come play the legend of zelda with me <3
black shampoo bottles, white shampoo bottles, brown shampoo bottles, yellow shampoo bottles. None of this matters, they're all filled with the same goo. It's what people like roach don't seem to understand
>>43435162be careful pinoy! and have fun!>>43435165god i know the dick would be life changing
I used to call Rach a rachist. I’d probably still let her hate fuck me though
>>43435113They lack the language but they think it's just comphet and you're not actually bi and will leave them for a woman. They're scared.
am i still allowed to say faggot or did i lose the pass when i transitioned?
>>43435153Lmao
lick lick lick and suck suck suck
>>43435178what's a rachist? Is that like a sissy crossdresser who discriminates against shampoo bottles?
>>43435188Damn you're going to town with that ice cream
>>43435151>>43432636>>43434946>>43435101>>43435116Bronya.
Cope and seethe moar, no THICC trans GF for a weekend sleepover chaserbros.
>>43435200oh good morning N7! i hope you slept well!
>>43435193Yeah I think so
>>43434862Probably The Musk Witch or Dad's Jock since I just had a beer, maybe some of the skunky ones because my sweat really smells like weed, most likely apocrine sweat. Really like this site, neat.>>43435070>thats what i want actuallyReally?
>>43435198slow slow slow slow suck
>>43435163i have priorities and take care of who's important and that includes some of the street people.they wont spend it on anything bad, just because some of them live on the street doesn't mean they're all bad.i know what to give to who.
>>43435094Green, it wasn't like a typical girth shampoo bottle. It was like the same thickness as a redbull can
>>43435124trvth nvke
My sweat is kinda cuminy
>>43435121i need tor bring you in. to my bedroom. your under the sheets for 25 without parole
i miss alaska
>>43435212ABSOLUTELY yes. reppers and guys who are like fixated on only bottoming are absolutely NG but gay guys are dreamy. noting these evaluations. extremely erotic
4chan's dark knight. The silent watcher, watching over the /b/ sissy trap thread to make sure none of the sissies there have sexual relationships with people of non-European descent. Until one day when he took the fight over to the degenerate lgbt board. Liberals, you are not safe from the sissy knight anywhere. His reputation remains flawless. He's only 30 years young. And if you're thinking of having interracial gay sex, know that he's coming for you.
>>43435232It's still there
I miss nyc
>>43435205I slept okay. How did you sleep>>43434909>I have much money rnGo out and explore the world. Buy your clothes
>>43435231free my sister. falsely accused
>>43435247ya but i'm not
>>43435254Stop that
>>43435252i actually slept okay last night! no roadworks yesterday but they seem to be on again today??? bizarre. maybe they had labour day early or something??? that doesnt make sense. anyway ill probably sleep bad tonight but im doing my best anyway
>>43435253are you interfering with my erection?
sipping the chardonnay thinking about how hot mediterranean men are
>>43435226Is this recent? If it is, Ive been smelling weird lately too or my nose is picking up smells better
>>43435273its the girlsmell coming in. welcome diva>>43435267hehe :3 yea
>>43435270alone on a friday night? god youre hard boiled
>>43435273mister hero, good afternoon! im going to da range tomorrow for sure
>>43435270REAL
Drinking beer and thinking about how hot trannies are
>>43435270Unreliable louts
>>43435242I could never buy anything fom there (mainly because I don't feel like paying import tax on furfag hole + feet perfume) but I'm really curious about all of itI knew you were a little flexible like that, but the mentality is interesting. I'm not all that though, I'm just a regular looking guy I don't serve.I wouldn't peg a lot of chasers here as bottoms
>>43435301drinking water and thinking about nothing
>>43435226Mine smells like chlorine, like a pool
>>43435223just admit you fucked a shrek shampoo bottle, you sick fuck. I can't believe you'd betray head&shoulders like that
>>43435315Remarkable they have attained the third formless jhana
Drinking tea rn looking at furfag porn
Alreet lads what's occuring
>>43435330now i am thinking about ding dongs (the cupcake)
sipping phenibut thinking about every single time someone has been mad at me
>>43435294ngl might walk up to starbucks just to see him, he’s coming over on chewsday but the fermented grape juice got me formulating unwise plans…>>43435303they’re pretty damn reliable for what i need from them
>>43435222Are you a street person? I imagine you have that haggard junkie look, ya know like you were rode hard and put away wet lol. Are you smelly?
Playing Devil May Cry thinking about how bad i am at videogames
>>43435312thats okay we can cultivate it. it's definitely interesting in any case. if you're ever at a con im sure there's stuff like that from time to time! altho i guess it varies i've heard things aren't what they once were. bummer>>43435350so enthusiastic! there's no rush, just take it easy...
>>43435301heyyy, idk if you know this about me but…
>>43435261stop what? not being there?
>>43435264They do roadworks at night over there? That sounds like a pain. I just hope it ends soon so you can sleep better>>43435282It’s more like I smell burnt or like rubbing alcohol. I don’t know how to describe this smell>>43435286Good afternoon, /k/ lady. I hope you feel better today>im going to da range tomorrow for sureI pray this means that you’re recovering well from your sickness
>>43435354chaser who talks to me like this>>43435334anything good?
>>43435204is this a man or a woman
>>43435113"bi" mtfs are just coping transbiansobviously mentioning that isn't gonna go over well in transbiangen
>>43435380THICC
>>43435364girl you haven’t seen him, he’s causing some serious neuron activation
>>43435373yea thats what girls smell like. add in a little rubber or latex and you've got ityea sometimes roadworks are at night to avoid like. causing traffic disruption. its rare but it happens. unlucky... i think they're almost done now tho. fingers crossed i want to rest
>>43435339Nothing much. I don’t wanna be negative but I got a feeling I’m gonna get a last minute job rejection email.What’s going on with you
what actually goes on in mtfg? i wanna pop in and check but im scared
>>43435386LMAO thats true that definitely makes it easier for me to play it cool
>>43435375The safe usuals, desertkaiju asriel + some beastars stuff>>43435364I'm too antisocial for all that, but it'd be fun, furfags seem fun. Some really cute twinks in that scene + the masks can be cute. The furry anus bathroom cum perfume fall off is insane
>>43435246Funniest part is bro literally cannot understand he's a joke
>>43435400tbf i don’t really have much ability to play it cool in any situation, it’s something i really should work on
>>43435329https://www.laladaisy.com/products/matrix-food-for-soft-hydrating-shampoo-10-1-oz-conditioner-10-1-oz-combo-pack/
>>43435404right right the classics.... can't beat emim kinda too antisocial for it too i get the struggle. but we do our bestthe fall off is crazy....>>43435412we're all on a journey, right?
>>43435270Thanks babeI have an insane amount of body hair and am fighting off male pattern baldness
>>43435362Which one
>>43435409Autism will do that to ya
trnasbians are just gay men with a woman fetish
>>43435301I do this every day
>>43435421HNNNGGG i am yours
>>43435350>reliableThat's if they bother to show up. Mediterranean men are too coddled by their mothers.
>>43434879What makes your job so boring
>>43435375I imagine a night out with you would be like hanging out with Melissa McCarthy in Identity Thief. That character is you.
>>43434862Ive roomed with the werewolf BF guy. These are just kinda gay marketed bad perfumes
>>43435421SEX
>>43435398I think they fight and cry and create years-long internal dramas with each otherIt gets so bad that one of them will come here to shitpost sometimes and the janny lurks here and has beef with them and will give anyone a 3-day ban simply for replying to herWomen be crazyI've heard some crazy shit about the meetups, too
>>43435443I LOVE THAT MOVIEEEEEEhonestly read me down i do kinda have that vibe>>43435444you think so? i tried some a friend of mine had and they were fun but not all that like. musky. the marketing is most of the fun with perfume tho right. im not used to oil based formulations for sure
inventing a device that makes anyone who smells like cigarettes explode when they are within smelling distance of me
>>43435442i have to be there for 9 hours every day
spread that fuckim coochie for me baby
>>43435465i am sorry :( i dont mean it
>>43435473you’re exempt i could never explode bronya
>>43435390On the bright side you can spend more time shitposting if you do get rejected. I've just rebuilt my pc in a new case and about to have a much deserved DRINK
>>43435469anhhhh~ im spreading it... ill be good... please dont hit me again.... is it wide enough... please dont look ><
>>43435418we are, idk i like to think my enthusiasm is endearing but i often lie awake at night thinking about potential budding friendships ive kinda squashed by being too intense, much to consider
>>43435465Make it work for weed smell and I’ll buy it
>>43435485smart i’m hiring you as a project manager
i smell like soil
>>43435483Wow that fuckin cookie is so fuckin wide and gaping hold that stinky purse open for me baby while I put my legos inside
can i die yet?
>>43435422The first one
>>43435480thank you... i do my best to be considerate about it......>>43435484real. idk i think its better to be too much than not enough, right? but idk
Guys, don’t freak out now, but I think some of these chicks used to be dudes…
>>43435485Nah fuck that
>>43435469>spreads my cheatus (chaser meatus) for mommy autumn
>>43435499its not stinky!!!! >////<;;;
a woman called in and i had to ask her security question which was “what is your favorite passtime” and the answer was legos. made me think of autumn.
>>43435508Maybe. Some of their gocks don't look like cis gocks to me
>>43435511found the stoner
>>43435518love her>>43435508>used tolol
>>43435508Hell yeah bro>>43435518Gonna change my bank security question to this and the answer is drunk-sexting trannies
*glimpse you’re gocky wocky* >;3
>>43435518Queen shit
>>43435518virgin shit
>>43434862Can't you retards just buy animalics? Go buy a pissy musky oud with an extreme animalic base. But I am guessing you can't afford that, which is why you're huffing Chinese synthetics that'll give you cancer. Go buy a half bottle of Ruade and imagine it's your horseboy bf rubbing his taint on your face or whatever the fuck you're looking for since that's what it is designed to smell like and you can at least get introduced to the world of what quality fragrances are actually like.
i'm gonna call my dad
>>43435466Yeah, the 9-6 is annoying. Thank the overlords for the 1hr of unpaid lunch. What a load of shit. I guess that cycle isn’t that bad if you live off 5hrs of sleep but my ass sleeps 8-9hrs everyday so there’s very little time after work (When I used to work at least)
Trans gf who has never seen a penis
>>43435373i am recovering best that i can o7
>>43435511>>43435538please be the same person!! I’d be so happy if my only hater was a stinky weed head
>>43435505i would say so, and i suppose if someone isn’t a fan of how i authentically am then that’s never gonna work anyway, something to bring up to the therapist i suppose bc i think i struggle with the line between endearingly enthusiastic and weird lmao
>>43435545Have fun
i went to your city and i didnt know anybody
>>43435545My tranny gf when she's going to call me
I'm a gold star chaser. I wish I were platinum star but my bitch mom birthed me naturally
>>43435566me when i go to toronto
My current scent:CompostSawdustSlight hint of man smellWhisky
>>43435558Unfortunately for you we are not the same person.Plus i also don't like weed smellPlus i'm not your hater. How could i ever hate someone with such a tummy?
okay i’m gonna go see what its like in mtfg, im going to stop at the asda omw back, does anyone want anything?
>>43435566This post has 5 sets of pairs …Waow
I was born through my gay dad's bussy and he was a virgin
they centralized it, that we know
>>43435561i will. i love my dad>>43435567unrelatable i love my dad normalstyle
>>43435583Invite me to the wedding when you find your gf there
>>43435586call him the Virgin Marty
>>43435582Oh okay ily
>>43435508They still are dudes though
>>43435547"you get an hour lunch :)" but it's unpaid and mandatory so i have to go home later cool
How long's my lunch hour?
>>43435430Transbians are autistic straight men with a fetish
ice spice was right that boy is a liar
Amy Line mogs dawgy
>>43435540yeah yeah i get it you're real fancy. i own expensive animalics and you know as well as me we haven't had anything remotely filthy in decades. besides, the whole market is swamped with dupes these days, right? nobody is going to get cancer from perfume anon im not sure how you think that works. even designer brands contain synthetic esters these days. you gotta be pragmatic and find what actually smells good instead of being an easy mark for a brand label. sigh, noveau riches are all the same... guess you just can't buy class!
slinging my leg over a fat bitch in bed while she lies on my arm, giving me a dead arm
I’ll never be as pretty as her
Resting my fat belly on her forehead
my scent is all natural. you cant get this in a store
i’m an autistic straight man with a fetish on estrogen :3
>>43435581i wanna make out with u needily between tiny gasps. if thats okay. no worries if not i actually have a lot of gacha stuff to do maybe forget i even asked
>>43435637please please please please please please please please please please please>>43435631this does happen. it is extremely distressing. i do not know what the optimal solution is. i dont want to cut off anyone's circulation at all in any way
im a cis woman now
im an incel that can’t get over my attraction to trannies <3
>>43435646my condolences
the smell of under his belly fold when you go to slob on his cock
im a straight man with a dick and ass fetish
>>43435652addicted to this
>>43435640I am waiting for someone sorry but I will keep everyone updated on my services
my choid is not a gold star chaser. i dont think he has any stars. i think hes in star debt.
>>43435657thats also acceptable. i wish you success!
>>43435652Skipping the gold bond so it's extra pungent for her
>>43435658perhaps he’s not even a choid? has he showed you his choid license?
>>43435658i came by last night to collect. i left empty handed. i'm coming by tomorrow. i won't be leaving empty handed again, one way or the other. are we clear
I'm an undocumented choidTried to get my choid license multiple times but they told me discord chasing doesn't count
>>43435628You're retarded. Look up reviews on Ruade before speaking again. If you want to smell horse, hay, barn in a bottle, this is it. It'll knock you on your ass if you aren't used to animalics or what a barn and barnyard animals actually smell like.
what do we think
Tranbians stole my wallet but i'm a choid i swear
i want to be the reason a man gets smile lines when he’s older
>>43435672you can have my old choid license, 7 tallies on it if you want it
>>43435677My miis do this
>>43435664no he hasnt… i think hes undocumented..please dont report him.. he wont survive chail >>43435670please spare him hes only 35 hes still getting his bearings
>>43435681I don't think it's legal to make posts this cute and sincere here
>>43435677i try not to think
>>43435686>only 35how’d you find such a young chaser??????
Im ugly af and my life sucks but I’m not even sad about it, I’m always in high spirits idk why
>>43435689you can put me in jail but i’ll be using my collect call to tell you all the things i like about you and all the little things you do that make me happy you’d never think about
>>43435694It's called retardmaxxing
>>43435694It's because you goon your shit crazy style
>>43435692Why are you attacking me? I'm sorry I'm not 57.
>>43435675yes anon i am familiar with ruade. i haven't had a chance to smell it but i am very much familiar with animalics. i know it's famously particularly equestrian. or barnyard, as you so elegantly put it. i don't understand what point you're trying to make here. im sorry you spent three digits on an unwearable perfume that smells like horse droppings and im sorry you felt the need to bring it up tonight
do you believe in hell?
>>43435707start aging bitch
Girl who wakes me up with a 'cazzata malanga!' <3
>>43435683thats the boymoder and son>>43435690try
>>43435692hard work and dedication.. i know i know, kind of a cradle robber. but honestly? sometimes it feels like hes a bit young for me. im in my mid 20s (old) so it feels a bit like im taking advantage of someone without the life experience. but yknow, you only live once. ha ha
>>43435593slow boring thread with no boys in it :( i’m never leaving here again
>>43435677this image has rendered me unable to think clearly for an extended period of time. maybe i should open grindr>>43435686listen you know me im a nice girl i don't want to give anyone trouble but i've got a tranner boss to answer to and she's got a tross to answer to too, you know? scary people. they get scarier the further up the chain you go. i don't like to make problems for them. very busy people. you don't want to make problems for them either, you know what i mean?
>>43435708Because I can afford to. I like to Iive on the edge. Gangnam Style.
/transbianhongen/
trannies owe me sex
>>43435730uh huh. i see. Iet me know next time you're in the market! i can give you some recommendations that are a little more... appropriate for your particular lifestyle
bronya my cholesterol levels are all really good since the last test ever since i started caring about my health nothing was outside of normal ranges
>>43435721That's why they hate us, they resent our superiority
the government owes me a handler (husband)
>>43435481>On the bright side you can spend more time shitpostingTrue true>I've just rebuilt my pc in a new case and about to have a much deserved DRINKI hope the drink is good and that the new case is treating you well
the gangnam style guy could play a convincing fub salaryman in a pornoopa chaser style
>>43435731I’m not a transbian but I am a hon
>>43435724find u a cock that smells
dear god i want a boyfriend so fucking badly
>>43435758god willing i locate one>>43435742oh hey that's good news! im glad you're doing well! health is important dont take it for granted! you're stronger and stronger by the day
Sending my grindr scouts to find the tranny I'm hooking up with just in caseI will NOT date a grindr hoe
>>43435724please.. please just give us another week.. we’re trying so hard.. we JUST got a pack of cialis and hopefully this one will actually work this time.. please just.. 1 week, and he’ll have some stars
q4c why do you hate bi mtfs if they fuck youq4t why are you bi mtf
>>43435740I hate animalics. I only told them to buy Ruade because they were going to spend money on who the fuck knows what in a bottle. I mainly use my bottle of Ruade to make normies freak out that you can actually make a fragrance smell like that, which is a good gateway to showing them something far less extreme and much more approachable. It's a great reference for that reason, IMO. If all you've ever smelled is Old Spice, Axe Body Spray, and Indians over spraying Aventus you probably think frags are dogshit. Also, put some respect on PdE, they are a crazy high quality brand at a truly fair price point.
>>43435768you have the weekend. i'll light a candle for you!
>>43435771q4t i was bi as a moid so im still bi as a t word
grindr scares medating apps scare mei tried one once and i deleted my account and uninstalled it 15 minutes lateri will do things to old fashioned way and die alone
>>43435771im bi because i like boys and girls but mostly boys
>>43435504I’m guessing you’re planning to play the whole series
>>43435780I was gay as a moid, but I'm a straight chaser now.
>>43435779please… hes saying hes too tired from work.. oh god, hes gonna die in chail isnt he…
>>43435766when u find one send it my way, the next one u can keep
>>43435553Is today the same ol then? Gun parts, YouTube, and 4chin
>>43435765Me too...
Wouldn't mind being fat but I fucking hate having love handles, nothing lovely about them
I HATE INDIANS
Chasers. Post abs or I’ll become a transbian
>>43435775come on be serious PdE is crazy overpriced. they use good quality oud but that's barely a selling point these days with so many brands completely built around it. i love an animalic but they're all so clean these days. scents will be marketed as Raw Nasty Sex and just smell like fresh laundry its depressing>>43435797it's a real tragedy for sure. good thing it's not my problem. i'm just the messenger!>>43435800okay yayyyy
>>43435802im having to watch a family member right now but after i go home probably back to that grind
>>43435790If i like the game sure, why not.But i'm such a bad gaymer now. Little patience and bad skills
>>43435813There are two guys here with abs and they both don't post pics anymore
>>43435813Sorry but i'm bellymaxxing for bronya
>>43435771Don’t you mean q4i?
>>43435833good boy
>>43435813I only got belly, at it's best, it was tummy
>>43435746The government owes me a job
thinking about chaser belly fitting perfectly into the small of my back again
>>43435830>>43435833>>43435844Post belly anyway!!!!
>>43435846the private sector owes me one
>>43435839hehehe i giggled irl when i read this
>>43435754You're both at the same time
>>43435813
>>43435855hehehehehe
>>43435864you cant just post a photo of some greek statue and pretend it's a real chaser... get real
>>43435849Shid aint shit small about that back
wwyd if you had a trans gf and she wanted to die?
>>43435873what do you want me to say the big of my back
>>43435853Wrong pic. You WILL NOT wear fatigue pants
>>43435870This is me fr
Solidarity friends!
>>43435881i will wear fatigues and they will show off my ass
>>43435864Nice body>Not hairy;-; whhhhyyyyy?
>>43435860Yayyy!!!!!>>43435864Can I kiss everything in this picture???
>>43435886thats right king
>>43435885i wont be scammed... im NOT sending u money for a flight i've seen this one before>>43435886solidarity!
fucking stupid ugly faggots all of you. goodbye for 6 hours
should i get sushi for dinner or kms?
I’ve had a song stuck in my head for about two years
>>43435913>fucking stupid ugly faggotsi look like this and say this
i smoked pot thoughtlessly & now i have to be high for the next two hours :/
>>43435919https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2vy5Pn8o0U
Hello trannies and competition. I hope everyone has a good weekend.
>>43435914Why not both?
Need discordias fat lips around my cock.
>>43435897>whhhhyyyyyI have very fine and fair hair. It's hard to see.>>43435898>kiss everythingPlease do. I'm starved of affection.>>43435902>seen this one beforeI've posted the full pic before on catbox
>>43435814$150 for a 100ml bottle from a niche high quality perfume designer like PdE is not overpriced. You're smoking crack.
>>43435932i don't really want to go to the store
>>43435933self-posting off trip is a social faux pas
perfume is bourgeois cologne is bourgeoisdeodorant is bourgeois
>>43435937My lips will explore your stomach and chest area
>>43435930Why do they look like aliens? Also this is bad music.
Why is bottomphobia more intense than homophobiaIt's all gay
>>43435937no way... but what would someone that attractive be doing here? are you like super retarded?>>43435944there's more and more cool indies popping up with really good quality and sourcing! idk im just not willing to spend what i once would have been anymore. there's just no need to>>43435949she is about due in right we should probably start to expect samefagging. she tends to hang around on anon for a bit before she puts her trip on
>>43435956You are why nobody likes us.
>>43435931>anime picYou're not competition bro
>>43435966bottom chasers are really shitty to trannies very consistently. unless you mean bottoms generally in which case it's to do with heteronormative power dynamics and proximity to masculinity
>>43435967Yeah usually he’ll do it for about 30 minutes then post a pedophilic image with the caption “I see it’s jeetgen again hehe”
desu i like a guy that smells like old spice. i should buy old spice so i can fuck myself and get turned on
>>43435937>I have very fine and fair hair. It's hard to seeAhhh you're a tranny. Makes sense. Well Bronya will still be interested.
>>43435975seeking approval is bourgeois too
grilling with my friends, smoking weed.its so incredibly beautiful here
>>43435982the classic>>43435985dont look at me im getting straighter by the day. it sucks so bad
I’m kinda sleepy
>>43435995No shopping then. Sleep and dream about shopping
>>43435990waow>>43435995does working nights mess with ur sleep? i might have to start doing it soon
>>43435994We need dawgy to post more screen caps of him to ward him away
>>43435994>im getting straighter by the day. it sucks so badIt's ok kitten<3
>>43435852I'm never getting a new angle, I will stay sat in this chairhttps://litter.catbox.moe/qk4nrzrw0vmxa9jo.jpg
>>43436016>>>43435995 #>does working nights mess with ur sleep? i might have to start doing it soonNta, yes.
>>43435967>super retardedNo, just autistic. I'm socially inept.>>43435960Ooh. Ooh>>43435985>you're a trannyNo, I'm not. I crossdressed to see what I looked like, and I'm much more attractive as a male than female. I have no desire to be a woman.
>>43435967Open my mind then and name a few. If they are squiggly bottle brands, I swear to God.
>>43435864licks u
>>43436007Yeah. I’ll shop tomorrow!>>43436016Don’t work nights! For the love of gosh don’t put yourself through this misery! It does mess up your sleep btw>>43436027Can I kiss it?>>43436032(:
>>43436032>I crossdressed to see what I looked like,Every time. Remember girls. This is why we fight. Hairy fubs with man stink are made for Trannys.
imagine sugar coated candies with a firm crystal exterior, sweet fleshy intermediate layer, then an ultra sour burst of creamy liquid in the middle. they take inspiration from the planet’s interior i’m thinking they could be called earth spurts
>>43436027opens the hole in your underwear for smelling cock
i h8 the shower i h8 seeing my male body its not fair its not fair its not fair1 chance at life and im a permamoided genehon who rolled 1 on androgyny
>>43435781Just keep trying You will eventually find someone decent.
>>43436060Nah we're in low innovation enshitification maxxing economy... You couldn't make that marketable just based on how much it would cost to create that product line. No one who could mass produce them would.
im going to go shower and hump the wall imagining its a man having shower sex with me
>>43436076the only man in that shower is a hallucination, you’re beautiful marie. any woman would be lucky to have you
>>43436050>Can I kiss it?you're a filthy belly kisser, but ok, just for you>>43436072I knew they put that there for a reason, are you sure you want that? it's pretty strong rn I've been doing stuff all day
i miss you
>>43436090lol
https://youtu.be/B41VJ_6uRKEposted it again awardi should have just stayed a man and given up on caring about my body and appearancei tried that and it didn't work but maybe it would have got better>>43436090woman would expect me to do p in v and that is NOT happening
>>43436092What’s wrong with kissing belly?
>>43436100you would be with a beautiful trans woman dummy, you two don’t have to p in b if you don’t want
oh my god that guys tummy is so fucking sexy slngngjsmsmynrk >>43436027 i loooooooooooove you
>>43436092im gonna smell it anyway
>>43436020the only thing that actually drives her off is posting photos of fat guys. it genuinely makes her crash out like nothing else. she's used to the photos of her at this point>>43436027please can my face go here. please. please. please. ill be good i wont even say anything annoying. or it'll at least be muffled>>43436022dont make fun of me... its a real struggle.... >>43436032i love that. good for you>>43436038i mean there's all the ELdO and lalique knockoffs right. lately i've been into xerjoff. miller harris can hardly be considered niche but the nose behind scherzo, mathieu nardin, has a line under 100BON that's popular with the hippies cause it's all natural. régime des fleures is expensive but very chic. an interesting one to watch that again is barely niche but o boticário out of brazil is doing a lot more interesting things with a lot more industry heavy hitters than you would expectsorry i feel like a lot of these are either pretty expensive or pretty popular i ended up just talking about what i like
Cope and seethe moar, no leggings wearing THICC trans GF chaserbros (all 3 of you itt)
Listening to really agro drill written by guys in jail for murder. I need a brain wipe listening to stereos. I am a smooth betitted boy and I literally choke on bear cock and get cummed up my butt raw... But I'm not even as big a bottom as those faggots. Holy shit.
the leggings wearing guy is just posting selfies in leggings right?
>>43436144Ayyup
choids, how would you like a troid to approach you?troids, how would you like a choid to approach you?
>>43436109i cannot deal with transbian hypersexuality sry ik thats kinda a mean thing to say buti cant even have sex PERIOD i hate my body i cant even wear a swimsuit how would i ever be nekked in front of someone they would b grossed out and disappointed anyways if it wasnt all the hair or the stretch marks it would b the cutting scars i dont even care sex doesnt even appeal to me but it kills me inside a little bit every time i see my body why am i like this its just hollow vanity and covert narcissism im just a looks obsessed weirdo and its ruining my life but idk how to stop and the world just keeps getting crueler to our kind and it would be so much easier if i was just someone else why do i have to be like this i hate it i hate it i hate it
>>43436152at this point ill take anything
>>43436142WHEN I FIRST KNIFED MANIT FELT FUNNYTHE NEXT DAY COMEIT BECAME FUNNY
>>43436152choids don’t approach me i’m femcel
>>43436152>how would you like a choid to approach you?compliment something about me and quickly move onto asking me for contact infodont ask for a date right away and dont make it linger or my anxiety will flare i will want to run awayand no negging, i want to like someone nice and confident
>>43436152i would want him to show that he has something in common with me and then ask to hang out and do that thing together
>>43435962you wouldnt get it. it was really cool at the time
>>43436144>selfieLolz. Cope and seethe moar, no THICC trans GF chaserbro, or Poast your trans GF. I'll wait.
why am i like this
>>43436152>Hello>compliment>maybe a bit of small talk>contactNice polite small obviously
>>43436152Small talk. Compliments. Then share contact info. Simple as.
>>43436152running full speed at me angry expression hands holding something in his pocket
>>43436197small talk, compliments, rubbing our fub bellies together, then share contact info
i see! i just figured it out! the reason i don't have a boyfriend is because im not kissing enough chasers. from my study of shoujo manga the kiss is usually when guys fall in love right. i have to come up with situations whereby i can kiss on chasers so they will fall in love with me
>>43436152I don't want trannies to approach me at all, because I find them disgusting irl
>>43436152Q4T:"Nice ass. Wanna see my cock?"Or"Fuck I bet you suck cock good..." Also you could just pass me a xl Condom and say nothing.
>>43436220Im disgusting online too
>>43436224For sure
let’s all be disgusting
if a man approached me irl i would drop my spaghetti
>>43436232thats more like it... bow down and pay your respects
ive been approached by men and women and i just fumble every timethe funniest one was a guy seeing me in a bathory shirt and striking up a convo with me and then recommending me an nsbm band
stinkmoder
>>43436241Just don't be a complete socially retarded autist. It's not asking for much, is it? And if you are going to be one then let him know and say something like>sorry i'm not very good sociallyI would find that adorable desu
what the hell. fuck this shithole im posting here instead
>>43436108nothing I just felt like being rude, go ahead, perv>>43436125well then I'm not letting you go for a solid 5 minutes, you chose this>>43436130explain the furry perfume, but do it with your nose and face buried between my cock and balls, it's the only way I'll understand>>43436120part of me wants to slim out, part of me doesn't, I'm glad you like it, I want fit it against the small of your back
>>43436258Youd love that wouldnt you ratLittle rat gonna scurry off to the cheese?Typical
>>43436263you got it!!! ill make sure to go into full detail!!!!!!
>>43436250>ive been approached by men and women and i just fumble every timesame sis
>>43436256sorry im not good socially
>>43436263Lol why do you post like bronya and say Bronya shit?
I work in a field where I do semi regularly run into tranners but honestly I feel like if I hit on a transbian they would freak out and call the cops so I dont risk it :3
>>43436268im little rat?
>>43436277what is bronya shit
>>43436278what field
>>43436279Ur oussy is out in this image. Disgusting
>>43436286Yeah like that
>>43436278The ward doesn't count
>>43436218According to Kimi ni Todoke, it will take 71 chapters (6 years) for a guy and a girl to kiss
would you rather lose your left foot or your right foot?
>>43436277what is bronya shit? the small of the back thing? not my fault she has good scenarios, that's pretty neat>>43436270I'll count every word, it'll be very haptic
>>43436321Lol come now
>>43436290DONT LOOK!!! im shy....>>43436292what..... are you mad at me.... im sorry....>>43436311oh god. i dont know if i have six years to wait....>>43436321soooo haptic.... that's totally ero... i gotta maintain focus tho its important>>43436318Right for sure
>>43436130I don’t have photos of fat moids, I would imagine fat indians would be best
>>43436326please explain this I'm curious, let me figure out on where I can double down>>43436327I want a full smell description, details.>that's totally eroseriously though, the feeling of warm breath through my underwear, I yearn for it
Why did they name him Cong, Fu?
ahem
someone make new sneedgen
I have a crush on a fictional character
TACTICAL INDIAGENINCOMING
>>43436389which one?
>>43436363whats your implication you think i've just got a wankbank i can drop on the gen whenever i want. i do NOT folder im a sweetie>>43436365you got it i'll be exacting! im happy the experience is at least a little mutual... i always get a little carried away once im down there and then feel guilty for being so fixated afterwards...
>>43436396ENEMY INDIAGEN ABOVE!
>>43436397I can’t answer that question because if I do I’ll get called a transbian
me and my 2D girlfriend opened our second cafe location
>>43436413who cares what other people call you?
>>43436413It's mint, just say it's mint>>43436420I also did NOT put that outfit on her, I'd prefer the normal outfit but the game forces that outfit whenever you do a hangout bc the devs are chinese gooners
>>43436410deploy respirators
>>43436425I do unfortunately>>43436430Who is mint?
>>43436436NEW
new>>43436439>>43436439>>43436439
>>43436420huhhh how did you get the casual outfit for mint so fast? ive been spamming bond on baicang and i'm nowhere near 10>>43436430ohhhh i see i see
>>43436441nvm use this one, I'll delete mine>>43436437
>>43436275Cute :3
beating choids
He's only known hard days yet he still believes in love
