QOTT: What are your summer plans?QOTT2: Do you have friends IRL?Prev>>43413019▶ /ftmg/ tapmap:https://tagmap.io/tag/ftmg▶Hormones:https://rentry.org/ftmghrt
>>43444622such a feminine OP i assumed it was mtf
>>43444651mad cause I made it faster than you and wasnt a lazy fag about it
>>43444622QOTT: I want to finally pass a driving license examQOTT2: Not really, betwwen full time wagecucking and uni on weekends I don't really have time for anything.
>>43444622hello /ftmg/ :D>QOTTsummer job at uni, hopefully visit family, roadtrip if possible>QOTT2i do!
>>43444821You're the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
>>43444835bru
Haven't used this general frequently in about 2 or 3 years, but sometimes I lurk the generals every now and then nowadays. Is it me or did /ftmg/ get more fembrained? Sometimes I feel like it's more like /mtfg/ than it used to be. Or is it just because of a likely influx of younger zoomers and that's just how they are? I was 18 or 19 when I first started using the general and I'm turning 24 this year but I'm thinking now it's still probably 18-20 year olds with probably at least a couple of underage posters
>>43444724no im mtf, idk this at all
>>43444893There are no FTMs in the general anymore. Our strongest boy is G
>>43444893Well, ftms are biological women, so...
I dream of a sincere /FTMG/An /FTMG/ where bait is ignored and the primary topic is not focused on women.I stayed up until 4 because I procrastinated on my programming assignment. I don't know when I'm going to fix my sleep schedule, I haven't had decent sleep in months.>QOTTI'm moving in the summer.>QOTT2No, but I do have my t4tbf>>43444808Good luck. I'm pretty scared to drive in a major city when I move. What do you study?>>43444893Too many people replying to bait. I don't know the age demographic of this general anymore.
>>43445061>I dream of a sincere /FTMG/That has never happened in the decade or so this gen has been going and never will.
>>43445270You can always try to improve regardlessI'm going to make brunch and have some redbull..
>>43445061Last year of mechanical engineering. And it's not even about driving, exams in my country are a fucking money-making scheme, with probably the lowest pass rate in the whole wide world (28% or smth like this).
>>43445295I've been wondering if I should have gone into electrical engineering instead of CS. I'm taking some engineering classes for my second year at least. I passed my driving exam because it only had maybe 2 minutes of driving on a primary road. I've only driven over 55 once or twice.
>>43444893More like cumbrained amiriteAnyways no it hasn't. There has never been a time when there weren't any non-trans guys shitting the thread. People always talk like it was better X years ago. No, it wasn't. It's always been shit. Though arguably things were better before that one tripfag started the pooner meme because before that thread shitters had no real material work with. But anyways your glasses are just being tinted by rose colored farts.
>>43445290Improve what, the general? lmaoFuck that. These days I only drop in once every couple years on a whim, stick around for maybe 2-3 gens, and the fuck off again for another couple years. Do yourself a favor and dedicate your internet time somewhere else. This place isn't worth it and it never will be.
>>43445376Jesus fucking christ. Here they grill you for like 40 minutes, and it all begins with some insane manoeuvre to drive backwards through an arch without stopping and crossing lines. I hate this shithole.
>>43445462Is there a way I can hypnotize myself into forgetting 4chan?
>>43444622quit my job and focus on me. I'mm going to get my DL and workout a bunch.
I fucking hate birds so much. What the fuck do you have to sing about at all hours of the day starting at 4:00 in the fucking morning? Don't you have breadcrumbs to go eat or something? Eggs to lay? Worms to catch? Shiny shit to pick up? Windows to fly into? Cars to shit on? Don't even fucking get me started on that, all birds are INCONTINENT so they just shit wherever and whenever they get even an ounce of waste in their system. Basically they made the evolutionary tradeoff of being able to fly at the cost of shitting in their home, on themselves, on each other, on random passerby, and on MY CAR
>>43445752Did you make that one post about being rural and working in retail?>>43445793I like listening to birds and i try to call to them or feed them when i sit outside at work
Marquis de Sade was 5'2.
>>43444622Women like this >>43443318 >>43440847>>43441389aren’t actually real. Its just internet trannies using us as practise for the real thing and I fucking hate it. I hate it cause it gives me hope. No woman wants to date a dickless poonhaver as a bf. Fuck everything.
>>43446630Maybe you're just not sexy enough for her
>>43446649She won't want you or your poony ass either
>>43446630It's really not that hard desu.
>>43446661I'm gay you can have her
I think I'm going to buy some Tretinoin online and hope my acne clears up.
>>43445507Honestly firewall/DNS level blocks can be pretty effective. After being away for several years it got easier because every time I come back now I realize that it's genuinely not worth staying long. This really is such a pitiful corner of the internet, you fuckers need to touch grass more. And I say this to the whole board, not just ftmg. First couple times I checked back out of morbid curiosity I'd stay a week or two, fast forward a couple years then a day or two, and now not typically any more than a few hours. Oh and uhhh suppose it's worth mentioning that having communities outside of 4chan and real life shit is also an important component.But seriously, you're not doing yourself any favors staying in this pit. Grab the ladder and climb out.
>>43446842Accutane works really well. I keep some on hand so when I get breakouts from test that aren't handled by washing my face and cleanser I just take some for 1-2 weeks and it clears for a good while.
>>43446630>No woman wants to date a dickless poonhaver as a bf.Get off 4chan, do something with your life, kill your brainworms, unlearn the bullshit this board taught you about "malebrain" and femalebrain" and you'll find someone eventually. Learn to be a fucking human being instead of a basement dweller. I have two friends (post-transition trans men) that are married to cis women, and one that's married to a trans woman. I'm engaged and expected to get a house in the next few years, and that's something that wouldn't of happened if I didn't stop being a loser neet.
>>43446018maybe. Post where?
>>43447295Based on what I've read I wouldn't try accutane unless I had a doctor. If tretinoin doesn't work I'd see a doctor for a script. Although I am most concerned about my cystic acne, which accutane is better suited to treat, but it's not severe enough for me to consider at the moment. Skin purging sounds terrible, that is my biggest worry for any acne products. I wish I would grow out of it, it was like this before I started testosterone and it never really changed.>>43447399You posted in here and made your own thread.
>>43446630most ftms date cis women. instead of sperging about trannies why dont you just follow their path
quick doodle of my husband's new sona
>>43447473Accutane side effects are wildly overstated and you can just not take it if you don't react well. The only real side effect I get is dry lips. So I just carry chapstick and drink extra water.>skin purging That's a good thing. It's your pores clearing out.
>>43444893its way more fembrained, i unironically get along with people far better on another board and made a number of friends there, though some crosspost to other generals on here
>>43447587youre a good artist, sleepiqing anon. you drew him better than your husband did desu
>>43447684would you rape a qt shotamoder gloves
>>43447722i wouldn't rape anyone, as i don't like the idea of actually having sex much.
>>43447747whats the point of transitioning into a fat ugly bastard if you wont rape anyone?
>>43447695thanks :-) he's definitely more skilled than i am though
ftms are stronger than most cis guys because of concentrated t levels
https://youtu.be/GjUs0o0y6-o
World's hairest stomach and legs with arm hair starting to develop yet my facial hair is nearly nonexistentTestosterone is a meme. Minox please save me
>>43449921Pics or larp
>>43449944Pic from Feb. I'm pretty sure I posted myself here before
>>43448649Your bench is less than 100lbs.
>>43449958My stomach's slightly hairer than yours but I also have hairs appearing on my shoulders and back. I also managed to get a decent mustache and chin scruff without the neckbeard, which is pretty neato.
>>43450043Nice. I was 13 months T in that picture, I also noticed a few terminal hairs on my chest somewhat recently. Just very annoyed because facial hair was probably the number 1 effect I was looking forward towards when I started and the most I have is a light patch on my fucking neck. I started minox yesterday so I'm just praying that turns things around
>>43450079That's pretty good for only a year. Don't worry about the facial hair, it takes a while for most people. I didn't have a full proper stache until about year 6 or so. The stache was technically there since pre-T, but it was very much a shitstache for quite a while. Same deal for the beard. I wanna say it was about year 6-7 before it stopped looking splotchy and ratty.Your body hair will find its new equilibrium long before all that, at least for the chest and stomach. Shoulders and back continues to be a slowly evolving thing for me. I occasionally get randomly surprised by new hairs I didn't notice before.
>>43450271Makes sense. Guess I'm just impatient because my face is very soft and I wanted facial hair to disguise it a bit though I'm aware my weight is contributing to the issue, so I've been working on losing weight and also going to the gym. Thanks
When I was 16 I asked my dad to have sex with me and when I was 21 I asked him again. He declined it both times. I still think a lot about that. I think I became more normal or well adjusted by transitioning.
>>43448649This is true ive seen it firsthand in arm wrestling and fights. Trans guys are strong.
>>43451178Fakeass shit.My arms are the weakest part of me, limited by bone structure. Genuinely, if I'm not careful it feels like I'll break the bones if I push too hard. I've injured myself a few times and it takes months to fully go back to normal. But I maxed out all the abs machines and my legs take very little effort. I wish I could put a third of my leys into my arms.
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>>43451255Slipy kinq
Anyone up who wants to draw with me
>>43452331No
>>43452362Whateverhttps://magma.com/d/s1iOg5dlvW
>>43451178theres a reason body builders take testosterone it makes you stronk and beeeg
>>43452622Yeah but they get their levels waaaaaay up whereas for us the doctor freaks out if your levels are over 500 (I skip a dose when I'm due for labs because I don't trust community clinic doctors)
>>43451237>"Genuinely, if I'm not careful it feels like I'll break the bones if I push too hard"
>>43444622>Q1I would like to take more showers and go to the gym>Q2No
>>43448649@alexandreisfluffy could beat the shit out of every cis guy i know. man is jacked from t.
>>43444622>qottmaterials testing in my cuck shed>qott2I stopped going outside during Covid and haven’t gone past my mailbox since. About once a year I have to make a phone call.
>>43444893See >>43444903It was invaded by MtTs because in their infinite misandry they think being here is “hanging out with girls”
>>43444960There’s no such thing as a biological woman, only an undercooked man.
>>43446630Just go talk to one of them and realize you're being crazy
Name 5 things you do that are EXCLUSIVELY male
>>43453536I can't even name male exclusive things at all.... Fortnite? Sneako videos? Gay Nair tutorials?
>>43453536cheating lying stoicism being unable to cry having no empathy
>>43453536My jobPlay bass guitarMaintain my own motorcycleMow elderly people's lawnsMake funny jokes
>>43453787woman>>43453833woman>>43453879man
>>43454006Prompt was "exclusively male" everyone failed
>>43454006butthurt moid detected
>>43454020>>43453879 won.
>>43454102With le heckin manly bass guitar awww
>>43453787Piss in the sink
>>43453536have a loli dakimakuracum buckets to futa on fem hentaiinvented my custom sex toys/dolls for my personal usecold approached a woman at the club leading her to run away immediatelymoderated one of the largest incel forums without their knowledge of my poonerdom
>>43454125Bass guitar strings are too thick for women to play with their dainty little fingers.
>>43453536Diablo 2MastodonPocket knives/lightersHaloGWAR
almost time for you guys to do the swimsuit challenge out in public
Why don't ftm cuntbois detransition? NOONE will ever take you seriously as men, real men know that you're just mentally ill and need to be impregnated. You all need to accept that you're just women
>>43454549Just don't be ugly and you'll succeed
>>43454102Still fails the prompt
>>43453536There's no such thing other than a cock and balls (and prostrate), which neither of us have. Stop being a tryhard faggot and just do what you want to, it won't make you any less of a man unless you're pre-HRT, which this post definitely comes off as.
>>43454392The what?
>>43454549I pretty sure there are multiple cis men that wish to be impregnated
>>43454603you go topless and wear male swim trunks in public
Did you get more respect when your voice dropped?
>>43454963Yes. But I got a normal voice, not a gaydan voice
>>43454812My ftm does this every week at the gym. After lifting he goes to the hot tub, no top just swim trunks. He has had top surgery of course.
>>43455061>my ftmThis is such a bad larp.
>>43455072Lol. I already proved it by writing a post number on his body.
>>43454963Yes but I have a gayden voice
>>43455139It was edited
>>43454549He did eventually fully transition and it perma fucked his looks up
>>43455061Curious on why you're here if you're not trans?
>>43455256>i-it was edited lol. lmao. Anyway, one day an abusive Dom like me will find you and you'll be happy. <3>>43455322My sub is ftm. And I'm pansexual, so I belong on the board.
>>43453536Is there a single cis woman who’s a Linux hobbyist?
pisses me off that my arms only look this big and muscle-defined when i cross them
>>43455597Lift heavy, eat food, use steroids.
>>43455368>one day an abusive Dom like me will find youI sure hope not
>>43455661>d-don't Dom me you silly b-baka uwuTsundere.
>>43455622seems like i need to lift heavier then
>>43455728Isn't that always the answer, brother?
>>43455705>d-don't Dom me you silly b-baka uwu That's not what I said
>>43455922It was an exact quote, in fact. Don't worry, I believe in you, tsundere-kun. The world is your oyster.
>>43454549Based and amabpilled
>>43454153AFABs cannot be incels honey. Sorry, but nobody forced you to mutilate your body and be a dyke.
>>43455213Same and people still treat me like a man so
>>43455976>It was an exact quote, in factNo it wasn't and you pointing it out is really bothering my autism now
>>43456206It was word-for-word exact. It's right there in the thread if you scroll up. The fact you're still denying it is concerning. Are you ok, big guy?
>>43456364This is what I get for saying something bothers me ig
Swimming binder (with matching trunks?) recommendations
>>43456048I know him personally. He is absolutely an incel and never had a chance.
>>43456442Honestly I'm considering getting a skin colour binder for swimming
>>43434943I don't see what I'm missing
what are white pooners with big lips supposed to do? lip reduction surgery looks miserable and i am exhausted with getting surgeries but this might be the only method
>>43456808Big lips absolutely don't prevent you from passing, and white men with big lips are widely considered hot
>>43456808white people be like: im getting lip reduction surgery
>>43456534Guys, which is better?
>>43456442Tape is a no go? Using a binder felt miserable in comparison
I swim with my A cups out and no one has ever said anything
>>43456908My boobs are really, really, really big
>>43456911damn that is hot, even better if you had obvious tanlines on your chest for the first couple times you did it.
>>43456424Amongst men, being given shit is a good thing.
>>43456971You seem to think about handling shit a lot
>>43456901>>43456534The tattoos don't makeup for the lack of curves unfortunately. These are very unfortunate shapes.
>>43456912That's because you're a fatfuck.
>>43456996Only into your mouth, bby.
>>43457201Of course that's what you're into
>>43455072thats how you immediately know its a mike larp
>>43457232Just for you, tsundere-kun.
>>43456885get real
>>43454153>cum buckets to futa on fem hentaicis larp, women not even poons get off to futa/trap porn
>>43457424You keep your poo to yourself
>>43457601Don't talk with your mouth full, honey.
>>43457666No no keep it
>>43457734>Mmffmfmfmmf!Indeed.
>>43457797That doesn't even mean anything
>>43457904Yes I'm not sure what you were trying to say either. This why you need to mind your table manners and not speak with your mouth full. Decorum after all.
is that one guy whos in love with maynard james keenan ever on here anymore? listening to tool & thought of you bro
>>43457960Decorum and handing out shit doesn't go hand in hand bud
calorie tracking will be necessary
>>43458010>counting caloriesrabbit food eating foid behavior. a man eats when his body craves nutrience.
>>43457588>name male exclusive things that you do>name them>actually you can't do that because it's male exclusivepooner win
>>43458010calories are for fags, track your macro grams
>>43458005Ah but this is the finest shit, a delicacy in France. They call it Aurum in Stercore.
>>43457985nta but i also love maynard and tool, been more on a perfect circle lately though
>>43458037Fatfuck.>>43458056You do both, dumbass.
Just put some bandaids over your nipples and wear men's swim trunks.
>>43458174Did you mean snails
>>43458226Bandaids are so hot
>>43458297Sure didn't.
>>43458338I'm sure you did
>>43458350The aurum is the corn.
>>43458374Aurum is gold corn is frumentum
any of you go to juvy as kids? oft think about the butch dyke in there if she ever pooned out
>>43458400>"wats a metaphor">tsundere-kun is a low IQ cutieAdorable.
>>43458452I'm confused how is calling gold in shit a metaphor? Explain it to me if you're so high iq
>>43458507*how is calling gold in shit a french dish a metaphor
>>43458507Anon.. the corn in the shit is being called aurum (gold). The phrase aurum in stercore means "gold from dung", equivalent to "diamond in the rough".
>>43458539What's that got to do with the french tho?
>>43458549They love it.
>>43458628How did you come to that conclusion? Because aurum in sterore is like fancy sounding to you?
>>43458656It's a classic French delicacy.
>>43458692Why
>>43458716>why are the french like thisGod knows.
>>43458729Are you trying to convince me it's a french dish? I know it's not
>>43458752>he doesn't know
>>43458811I'm bored of this
>>43458821See you around, pal.
>>43458860Whatever free (You) dispenser
>shitting up the thread talking about shit
the mikes are back in town, the mikes are back in town
>>43458966mikes don't talk about shit pooners do
Spread the word aroundGuess who's back in town?You spread the word around
whenever i'm tired i get depressed
>>43460613may i recommend some gock treatment
fuck man im so tired of giving olive branches to bad faith catty bpd gorillahons, estrogen really is the hormonal version of lead in causing brain damage
>>43460727You should uhhstop doing that
