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Qott. Would you date someone from another country.

Cis gay men welcome

Old: >>43447127

Couple is seb argo and dion yorkie. Dion is from the UK and Seb is from Mexico.
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>>43451895
Hi I'm gay.
Qott: my dream is to have a British bf. I'm American.
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>>43451900
Well it seems to have work for that dude seb.

They apparently got married. British guys have cute accents honestly.
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>>43451912
I think so too sammy. And they're so polite unlike us Americans. Would you move to the UK for love, if he asked you to?
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I never had a bf
I'm so lonely
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Trans rights are human rights trans women are women
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Trans women should have no rights. Bigoted? No, because i believe trans women are women, and no woman deserves rights.
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>>43451936
I mean yeah. I have always thought of moving out the country. People from costa Rica don't even need a visa to visit the UK so I could size him up first. I'm going to the UK. This June for a trip actually.

My mom has always said I'm way too naive for latin America and if I were to move somewhere she would prefer it to be somewhere safe like Europe. She says I'm too naive for the USA as well. Sometimes I just feel she has no trust for my let's say surivial skills. But hey if I do move eventually to Europe I could get a European cutie. She said I first I need to earn a lot of money by myself tho so there is that
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>>43452014
awww she knows youre a raped bottom lol
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>>43451982
Why would a Trans woman even be in a gay men thread. Wouldn't that just prove that she isn't a woman? I'm helping them by making it for cis gay men clearly
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>>43452024
And yet I have never been raped. I think that shows I have a little bit of cunning actually
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i'll never have a bf
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Im trans and I think that every lgbt space should be inclusive of other members of the lgbt?? Aren't we supposed to be fostering safe spaces for eachother and our allies
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>>43452035
Why not I believe in you. One of my gay friends Is an ultra nerd and he bagged a designer boyfriend.
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>>43452042
They don't let gay men in lesbian bars. Why would it be any other way for gay men spaces?
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>>43452052
whats a designer bf :o
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Chinese bf
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Ordering a bf from Temu
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>>43452042
Besides nobody cares if trans men post here as long as they don't bring it up. If you consider yourself a woman wouldn't it be a disservice to post in such a masculine place. I'm actually helping you sista
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>>43452060
That's just his degree. He study publicity design like me. Although now that I say it that way if sounds like he has pedigree or something lol.

He used to had a six pack but he lost it when he settle down
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I once accidentally went into a lesbian party bc my friends were there but they didnt tell me its lesbian only and one lesbian asked me passive aggressively if i like it here and that I dont stand out at all but my autistic ass still didnt get the hint lmao and they basically stole my favorite jacket and I had to walk around in winter for the rest of the night with no jacket bcuz these bitches couldnt just tell me to leave
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>>43452061
There is so little Asians here and they are so cute woe is me
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>>43452098
I see cox
I love cox
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>>43452102
You are righteous amongst the nations
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>>43452098
Yeah pronably too NSFW for this board but the guy on the left is super cute, what's his name
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>>43452106
He's gotten completely fat and out of shape now, but look for Max and Yos on YouTube or porn if you so desire.
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>>43451970
Where are u based
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>>43452121
noooooo not this retarded lobottomite bug eyed bitch again i hate her
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>>43452128
yos is like too perfect looking to be a real guy. like he's ai or sth.
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>>43452132
ahahahaha look at this ayy lmao maddafaka
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>>43452081
same, I'll never have my Asian top bf....
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>>43452137
It'll never be me.
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>>43452132
Danke
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>>43452154
cute father and son moment
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>>43452168
Yw sammy
>>43452169
I saw that Yos is dating an Asian guy now and Max is fully tatted up and straight lol
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So I went out with friends today and I decided to wear a tank top under my kinda see through sweater so I had to shave my Pitts and chest.

Well long story short I didn't take my sweater so I shaved for nothing
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>>43452174
Shave it all Sammy daddee likes
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I was laughing and felt my fat jiggling and suddenly nothing was funny anymore
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>>43452182
So true, bestie...
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Was my outfit at least cool. I feel it is kinda outrageous. Probably not more outrageous than what I use to wear but still
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>>43452182
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>>43452180
Nah I'm good. Maybe when I wear one of those low rise pants that leave nothing to the imagination. I'll probably never wear those tho
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>>43452174
>>43452187
Very breedable indeed just leave some pit hair for daddy to sniff
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It is so easy to not be fat
Just go to gym
Just eat less
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>>43452192
Why not? Wear what you like to wear. You're already pretty daring in your fashion choice. I could never wear pink or the outfits you wear.
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Launch all "just", "it's basic _____", "it's common sense" posters into the sun
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>>43452197
Don't worry it'll grow back. My Pitts are usually very hairy

>>43452201
A lot of men wear pink now. I'm sure you could pull it off. Maybe start slow. Like a pink button up
Hell even my dad wear those
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>>43452217
I can't do it. I've never owned anything in pink, and don't wear red or purple or anything like that. I'm from a southern Baptist family and dress like a blue collar guy.
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just get a bf to cuddle its basic common sense
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eru mio... la creatura de los bag end...
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>>43452233
Go snorkle up Winona's ass fat boy
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honestly it should be legal to shoot people who try to hide behind the ever-vaporous concept of "common sense" to justify their argument
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I'm fed
I'm loved
I'm in bed
I'm not a fub
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>>43452233
don't you have some pierogis to be devouring right now to something
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>>43452225
Whats wrong with red tho. I can see maybe purple being more feminine. But red is just a normal color here were I live. Is it feminine where you live?
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>>43452251
Red is a gang color here. It's a long story. I don't want to dress like them or wear their colors.
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Honestly a fat polish jew being racist is such a funny mental image. Like op pop off queen. You wouldn't have survived the 1940's in Germany
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>>43452256
Fair enough. Honestly I wouldn't like to look like I'm part of a gang either. Such pointless violence is such a shame. Wish that kind of people were more educated.
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1940s germany very relevant rn si si
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>>43452272
I wish your fat ass was killed in Treblinka
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>>43452265
I just need to move somewhere nicer. Thanks for being understanding Sammy.
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>>43452265
Violence of that kind is usually never senseless like if a gangster has it out for you you probably done some things you shouldnt have like been a rat or a goof but what am I saying you are a pedophile so I dont expect you to agree...
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>>43452288
Yeah hopefully you'll be able to do that. And hey maybe you'll be able to wear red and pink then. Maybe them together for a real cute valentine's outfit
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>>43451895
>Qott. Would you date someone from another country.
Yeah. But it also depends on where from. A lot of the guys from homophobic countries tend to be a lot more pushy
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>>43452303
I'm not a pedophile.

Also gangsters just kill each other for drugs and dumb shit like that. There is a reason why the biggest gangs happen in places like the USA or Brazil and not Europe. And that is because of the level of education
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>>43452311
That's an interesting thought. What do you consider a homophobic country. Obviously Islamic countries are homophobic but you got other countries in mind?
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>>43452260
>>43452272
shiza found dead and bald under a mattress in a drug den
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>>43452332
we're gonna need a bigger mattress

>>43452314
>the biggest gangs happen in places like the USA or Brazil and not Europe
the EU is a pretty big gang
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>>43452347
Yeah you might be right. Like sending all the jews and giving them a state in stolen land seems pretty uneducated. But hey at least people don't have to worry about wearing red in Europe
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oh yeah we do remember the abe lincoln is a cyborg running gag.. kinda scary how bizarre that claim can turn out to be
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lesbian moms with sons gay dads with daughters
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>>43452439
ew no thanks
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>>43452443
you only want sons?
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>>43452447
i was joking. i wouldn't mind having a daughter.
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Samael I'm br*tish and would date you if you ever made it here:3
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as long as she's trans and likes cuddles >.<
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shiza has a gay father a lesbian mother and they have created a trans son/daughter/enby
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shiza should never be outside alone at night or the aliens might mistake her for a cow snatch her up and cattle mutilate her
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aliens actually cruise shiza's houses a lot for cheap nutritious milk that's why she lives outside and there are crop circles somehow appearing in warsaw and only shiza knows which circle means "u up whre???"
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>>43452492
*bi father
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shiza is so Polish someone asked her if she does leg lifts and she replied yes, i lift my leg and fart
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>>43452521
no
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>>43452532
why would he rape xer than?
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if shiza fucks aliens that means shiza is the dr shaw to holden's trilobite/engineer
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>>43452542
because he knows that thing still has xy chromosomes
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Shiza could have been a muscle bear with that fat bod build.
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shiza is so fat that if she was to become the chosen one in the matrix morfius would offer her pierogis (accept polish existence) or pizza (eat takeout and imagine the best little ceasar's/sbarro life)
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shiza's back fatrolls are said to contain lost artifacts from years gone by
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shizas so far she could feed my whole tribe for a month. shiza come to iquitos we'll have you for dinner
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anon so straight, he could fuck shiza
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shiza's baby daddy is a piece of shit!!!!!
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Think I caught a cold....
>>43452187
I like left. Right I feel could use an oversized hawaii tshirt on top or something
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>>43452591
go to the other thread, one shiza per thread!
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Hello, how are you doing?

>>43449482
Thank you, Anon. I am feeling better. And yes I have family I talk to.
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i'm tired of shiza i don't wanna play this game anymore she fat and exhausting
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you know he's cute but he's always late. at least the sun's on my face.
big night last night, i wish I wasn't hungover
fuck it, maybe he won't notice
i swear he's just been away
hmm, I need a holiday
he's always talking about Barcelona
i could live there
maybe we will
wouldn't that be crazy?
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>>43452640
Are you having a fit, schizo sister?
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>>43452647
yes
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>>43452647
no
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>>43452647
Maybe
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重なった景色を見つめていた midnight
高まった鼓動を聞いて?
少し濡れた唇は誰のものでもないの
鳥籠に閉じこめられた愛を解き放って

wander girl あたしの声溶けてゆくこの街角に
wander girl 素足のまま歩いてくそう lighting road
wander girl 躍らせてよ星が降るこのステージで
wander girl 今夜はまだ眠れない
あたしはそう wander girl

お気に入りだった Music 流れていた Oneday
握り締めた夢を捨てて

指先そっと熱くなる 秘密の暗号のように
混ざり合うパズルのピース 早く見つけ出して

wonderland 見たことない星空を眺めていたの
wonderland アナタはどこ?手探りで NO,NO,One more time
wonderland 翼もない鳥のよう悲しすぎるわ
wonderland 捜してるのアナタだけ
あたしはもう wonder girl

wander girl
No more Time,wander girl

wander girl あたしの声溶けてゆくこの街角に
wander girl 素足のまま歩けない暗闇を
wander girl 踊りたいのアナタとのあの夜のように
wander girl 今夜はもう眠れない
あたしはそう wander girl

wander girl
No more Time,wander girl
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redhot chilli peppers gave their early concerts fully naked!
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Len Kagamine should give a concert completely naked
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shiza kaka mine
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Yo
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>>43452668
I wish this still happened with bands and other artists. I'm a keyboardist and would play a gig naked if needed
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>>43452701
why would it ever "be needed"
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>>43452706
If the band or singers decided to
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Happy Sunday <3
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>>43452701
I wanna see you play and sing naked
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>>43452706
it is needed, ok!
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>>43452701
they played in germany, u can atill play naked here, we are not anglokikemuttgoyim
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you know whats strange
we lost all our body hair and instead made clothes for protection
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>>43452742
tell that to my ass and hole
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>>43452745
i will if you show it, i need to know who i will adress
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>>43452731
Even if I have a hairy borderline dad bod and am circumcised?
>>43452739
Yeah Germans seem way less uptight
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>>43452752
>circumcised
that's disgusting
>hairy borderline dad bod
that can be hot
>circumcised
i changed my mind, is it big tho?
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horrible thread sammy gj!
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horrible fat fattened up polish cow with nice pair of hrtudders - shiza
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>>43452762
Yeah it's thick. I was born in the US. Not my decision
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I want to smoke cigarettes and drink drip coffee with my boyfriend on weekend mornings.
I would be open to hitting the vape while he drives us to starbucks, but it's not the same...
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>>43452769
Next time do better
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>>43452776
i want my back to stop hurting post hole
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>>43452769
daddy... daddy... naked daddies...
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>>43452782
Post pole, I give back and shoulder rubs
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oh god shizas coming onto everyone and everything it's all over the walls and floors oh god it's all over the screen
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>>43452724
It's a beautiful day.
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>>43452793
i cant, i transitioned to a shiza: fat and dickless
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That weed gummy hit so hard yesterday. I kinda wish I took it this morning for the sunrise.
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>>43452837
no one cares about you or your blog, you're so boring and a fucking loser if you can't get a reply by any means
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I love it when your poopoo torpedos into the water with such force the water splashes into your hole before it can close douching you a little
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>>43452795
me, you, us, too when shiza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUBbpCX57Uw
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>>43452837
should haven taken half
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>>43452854
larp!
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>the fat was actually just backed up cum
>Finally the dam is broken
>Gallons upon gallons of cum start streaming
>Shiza panics and begins dialing 911 while screaming for her parents
>The doors fail
>Cum flooding into the halls and down the stairs
>Shizas mom and dad try to rush upstairs, but are overcum by the torrential river of cum
>White water seems a little on the nose, but those were the conditions, without a floatation device, and in their increased age, shizas parents both fall victim to the cum flood and wash out into the street.
>The gelatinous thick fluid is rolling out into the streets, too chunky and thick to effectively be handled by drain systems
>Shizas parents float away screaming with concern for their son as the cumhead continues to rise and flash flood warnings trigger around the city
>Electric cars explode triggering a sinkhole to collapse and starting an earthquake!!!
>This causes a Tsu-cummy.
>A 50 meter high cum wall destroying 90% of polland in moments, causing uncountable displacements and deaths.
>The cumnami washes across Europe, Asia, and northern Africa.
>Like bugs in a wave pool
>Sirens ring across east asia and N/S America
>There will only be hours before the the wall washes across the rest of the globe, the west and far east begin their mad dash for high ground as the people in vast claims walk their fields and make right with god.
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maam, my hair so dirty after yesterday aerobix and no shower its itching all over but its 13 oclock and i don wanna wash meself, wanna wait till bedtime...but its itchin and im scratching my last hair out
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>>43452878
imagine the smell
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>>43452887
You sweated yesterday and don't plan to wash it off until tonight?
Go take a shower right now procrastinator, you can do a quick rinse in the evening if you're so keen.
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>>43452887
its ok gurl i didnt shower since november
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>>43452878
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>>43452869
Yeah. I had taken like 2 bites before.
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>>43452896
u know whats scary? i believe you... post scalp
>>43452894
i planned to wash up but was in bed with beer and just couldnt get it up... ill do it to morrow
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>>43452878
Can't believe this as shiza touches her penis until she cums many time a day
>Shizas mom and dad try to rush upstairs, but are overcum by the torrential river of cum
Not their first time
>Shizas parents screaming with concern for their son
Not their first time either
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>>43452900
The other anon triggered my creative writing with an interesting concept, I'm just as much of a victim as you.

>>43452908
How do boners relate to showers?

>>43452915
It could really happen, maybe she hasn't jorked it hard enough or in just the right way.
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I'm actually still feeling it, a little. Got that after glow.
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>>43452878
just as the holy scriptures say
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I just think if you guys admitted you were wrong we could work past it. instead you hear me bring facts to the table about how awful of a choice trump was as gas is over 4.50/gal and decide you know what? let's just be the biggest asshole pieces of shit we can be to torment anon. clearly anon is wrong and we need to make them suffer for daring to challenge us.
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>>43452958
I remember the first time I bottomed. I was in a good mood and nice to everyone for like a week.
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>>43452969
Where are you getting gas for $4.50?
I live in the sticks and I payed $5.15 on thursday
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>>43452971
we are all just chronically underfucked thats why this gen is so bitchy
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>>43452969
and if kamala "the coconut" harris won it wouldnt be this way?
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>>43452954
>boners
its a faux wordplay, activate your neurons
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>>43452971
>>43452983
We all need human connection.
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>>43452979
>I live in the sticks and I payed
...lol
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>>43452996
>>43452983
not me!
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>>43452992
Yes.
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>>43453004
cap
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>>43452992
Nta.
She would have fucked the gas up just as hard, but all my cheap retail goods and food wouldn't be hit by double price hikes from fuel supply issues AND weird ass econ.wars waged on twitter.
And all my teacher friends wouldn't have been fired for budget cuts.
All my hispanic friends wouldn't be afraid to go to the airport (they are legal non citizens, but getting arrested and fighting your case really is a big inconvenience)
All my friends doing ancillary, and service roles in the hospital wouldn't be contracted out/fired for medicare/aid budget cuts.

It's kind of that Trump did a bunch of additional damaging things on top of the bipartisan damage anyone would have done...
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With trust is pain.
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where we dropping, boys?
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Any baking gays got any simple recipes for a baking noob? I want something sweet but don't have an industrial bakery's worth of equipment in my kitchen

Ps: not a chocolate person
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>>43453060
All winners.
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>>43453060
E - my right hand
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>>43453060
D
But in the apocalypse I'd pick B because he looks like he would kill someone to get me a geek bar, and that's the kind of man I need.
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i've come to the conclusion that i'm mainly attracted to other autistic people
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>>43453066
Peanut butter cookies, sugar cookies or banana bread.
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>>43453066
I like this cake recipe
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>>43453066
i got baked once...
poppy seed roll
Teig: 500g Mehl, 1 Pck. Trockenhefe, 60g Zucker, 1 Prise Salz, 200ml lauwarme Milch, 70g weiche Butter, 1 Ei.
flour
yeast
sugar
milk
butter
egg
lotsa sugar

sweet butterly dough like that is tasty baked by itself alone desu
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>>43453078
It says 8" layers in the directions. That is a typo, sorry.
This doesn't make enough batter for 8" rounds, and is only enough for a 6" cake
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>>43452806
Yes it is! I love dawn and dusk. They're my favorite times of the day.

>>43453060
D is my ideal bf body
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Baby, you got me all wrong
And maybe I'm not at all down and out
Well I'm high and I'm in
Don't you know who I am
I'm the jaded one with pop insensitivity
And when I finish struggling
We can make our way to the dance floor
And stand like strangers in an elevator
Stuck between stories
I always find myself
In the middle of your stories
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>>43453074
Same, I just don't know where to find other AuDHD guys. Sometimes NTs are patient enough to get along long term, but I feel like someone who understands my lack of understanding is more compatible
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>>43452992
correct. she wouldn't have taken us to war with iran for no good reason. that's what fuvked out gas prices.
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>>43453126
you wouldve had to pay for the trannys cosmetic surgery tho so it wouldve balanced out
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>>43453066
I like making sourdough bread
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>>43453078
Can I use eggs?
>>43453087
Some translation issues here. Will try Google
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>>43453150
I'm not a bread guy really. More dessert
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Too much wahmen on gay interaction makes gay guys Troon out into ru paul drag race watching ass femme cigarette emojis. Seen it with me own two eyes.
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good mor- wait a second, i don't have any coffee
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>bf calls me to talk about our relationship (negatively)
>mentions he's been drinking and later said he smoked a bit of weed too
>I tell him I'm not comfortable having a serious relationship conversation while he's under the influence
>he gets defensive and says it just helps him speak the truth, and if that's what I think then he'll just not tell me
>I can't challenge anything he says about our relationship or else he'll say I'm not listening and just talking about myself
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that's why when i get into a relationship i'm banning all alcohol except peach schnapps which is so nasty neither of us will want to drink it
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>>43453179
even red wine? sake?
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>>43453168
>dating a drug user
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>>43453165
>wait a second, i don't have any coffee
and who's fault is that, anon?
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People be talking about their relationship stress while I'm over here single and jerking off to cute shota doujinshi ^_^
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>>43453168
shit on his dick gurl paint that bitch yas
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>>43453197
he wasn't a drug user until he moved in with a guy who's an alcoholic stoner with his own toxic relationship
and now I think it's influencing him, but in his mind I'm already in the doghouse on the last strike so my opinion doesn't carry much weight
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im mexican american living in latvia and like the idea of a cute euro bf but the cultural differences might be too much for that to happen
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>>43453207
demonic
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>>43453222
seduce them with your taco flavored kisses, anon
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>>43453222
I would love a stinky bean fart bf
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>>43453168
Mine often talks about serious stuff at night when we're both tired (we're ldr and he's an hour ahead) and he's more anxious. It's a little annoying but I just tell him I'm tired
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>>43453168
so what did he say exactly
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>>43453220
and you're hanging around because...
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>>43453241
>he's an hour ahead
what? you mean your bf is one hour ahead in the future??? you're having a sci-fi homogay relationship
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>>43453198
it's my fault. it's my fault i'm making tea like some sort of fagboy because i don't have any coffee
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>>43453262
a tall coffee is just $3.76 at starbucks. jussayin
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>>43453287
i'm not schlepping to starbucks on a sunday morning
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>>43453230
they cant handle the spice
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>>43453296
ugh drama queen
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>>43453222
My bf is Brazilian and I'm American. I do wonder about the cultural gap but it's not too much of a problem so far.
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>>43453222
how does a beaner end up in latvia
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>>43453287
starbucks is ass
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>>43453325
*ahh
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>>43453287
good lord just imagine the kike rape...
4 dollars for some brown water... LMAO at 12 dollars minwage, thats half an hour work kek, for some water!!!!
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when i go to coffee places and say "i don't usually buy coffee can you make it how you make it for yourself" girls will give me something sweet while guys will usually give me something nasty, which i assume is what coffee actually tastes like
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>>43453331
dont make me shove a knife up your ahh
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>>43453316
military work
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>>43453335
papi
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>>43453150
post hole
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>>43453334
Well somebody's cranky
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>>43453332
yes but they make it for you and you get served in their own cups, th0th0
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>>43453335
grunt? what do foreign assignment contracts look like?
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>>43453344
thats a private chef rate , bud...
i was recently in a restaurant and spaghetti with some olio was fucking 12 bucks LMAO
i make that shit faster and better for less than 50 cent rofl wtf is going on
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>>43453346
veteran, i got a job doing logistics for allies but its a weird situation rn
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>>43453331
thanks theres barely legal teenies here and their delicate holes cant handle cursing it will give them a anxiety attack
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>>43453152
improvise, noob!
do u know what dough is? mix warm milk butter egg sugar salt yeast and let it come alive, knead into flough until fuckable, let it sit for an hour in warm place, put in oven for 30m to 1h
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my teeth hurt
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>the business should charge the same price I can make it for at home
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>>43453375
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>>43453381
oh we have such shizas to show you
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As a Ftm with strong social dysphoria I want to dig big holes in the ground and smash rocks together to make a spear and then wander the woods finding my prey preferably with a buddy but I do it by myself too
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>>43453381
It's funny how in the book he has a baby girl's voice but they went with that in the movie
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>>43453381
aieee pinhead, that's too much salt
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Ts so ahh
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>>43453389
>As a Ftm
Stopped there, don't care what women think
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>>43453256
because we've been together for 7 years (so sunk cost, fear of abandonment and fear I won't find anyone better)
I've contacted a relationship counsellor
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>>43452878
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>>43453390
stop apoilering, i started reading meat train just now
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>>43453407
you definitely won't find anyone better holding on to this trash bag
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>>43453407
what is his problem with the relationship?
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>>43453356
breaking news: shit is expensive today
we know zis
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>>43453393
family guy is still going on. i havent seen any new episodes since season 10 or 11. i have so much to catch up to. ughhh no one told me adult life was going to be this hard
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>>43453421
>breaking news
ehrm chief have your read Das Kapital?
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Wish I had a gay private chef. One day the food would have so good I wouldn't find a way to pay him and he takes off his apron and his giant italian sausage would smack the counter and I would ask for it to be caramelized with my saliva like a lolicock in my mouth.
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>>43453440
ok bitrooner, back to bed with you now
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I'm not sure how much longer I can stick reading these threads
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>>43453435
modern family guy is only good for reaction images and even then the older seasons blow it out the water
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>>43453449
post hole and stfu
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>>43453444
Big white cock of a mature strong will fix meeeh~~~~
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no one wants thier cock sucked by some fat uggo
if youre fat then lose some weight before asking for my cock
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if a fattie wants cock that's what glory holes are for
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>>43453333
Even though I drink black coffee I’d still add sugar to a customers if xe asked for that because I know most people don’t actually like the taste of coffee they just like caffeine and sugar
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>>43453417
A few weeks ago he had a long (sober) conversation about a number of things he wasn't satisfied with
The biggest one was he didn't feel like we had enough quality time because I was mostly seeing him on nights after work rather than setting aside time for him - which is fair enough, so I've been changing my routine to spend more time on weekends
He thinks I smell bad because I don't use fragrant deodorant or cologne and finds that a turnoff. I've now been using more fragrant deodorant for him even though I don't like it
He doesn't feel appreciated (this one really bothers me because I do a lot for him, just apparently not the things he measures most)
Says that I always shut him down when he wants to talk about his interests (this isn't true, there are specific times where I've said I wasn't in the mood to talk because I was overwhelmed with work stress and he's scarred from that)
He thinks I haven't done enough to improve myself because I haven't been trying to make new friends after losing some
His friends are all telling him that I'm a shit bf so he thinks he's doing me a favor by being so lenient and giving me more chances

He says he holds back a lot and tries to speak kindly because I'm so sensitive
yet he directly said "I put up with a lot of your bullshit" and described me as the freeloader of a college group project
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>lolicock
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>>43453412
my cortisol when that nigga posts:
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The guy who sends me thumbs up emojis if I don't respond quickly seems to be monitoring if I'm on Grindr. He accused me of getting with other guys (I haven't in a while) and said he's tired of feeling rejected
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>>43453474
shiza must be the poland's most amazing throatie then by that logic
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doesn't it feel like every time you make a joke post some retard responds to it with sh*za?
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>>43453401
rude
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>>43453484
you cholesterol and estrogen and androblockers and probably prolactine:
just in any situation
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>>43453502
im testosteronated
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>>43453480
you don't love yourself huh
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>>43453486
If that's what dating is like for gay people I can't imagine the trainwreck going on in straight world right now and they are over 97% of the population
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he's on grindr mate, he's not dating
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97 is like 67 if you turn the 6 upside down :DDDD
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>>43453498
well to me personally it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV
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>>43453486
Tell him how much of a daddy he is and you were just feeling whelmed and tired, then go on a date, then fuck him. He's clearly believes in love at first sight and fell for you.
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>>43453519
We've been on dates but it's a casual thing. He lives an hour away and I have a long distance partner already. But yeah straight people are messed up too
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>>43453486
Why not just block him? Is he your boyfriend?
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>>43453480
who is fatter uglier smaller d?
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i want to lay with a black man and witness a bbc growing to 10 or more inches in my hands. Thoughts?
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>>43453571
imagine the aids
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>>43453571
i think there are better ways to ask black posters how their day went
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>>43453571
Go to bed, slayer
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>>43453556
No. We're also connected socially and professionally
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>>43453512
Things were so good before, he's cute and we'd cuddle and share shows and games we like with each other, provide emotional support and generally enjoy each other's company
But my job got more stressful with office attendance requirements and tight deadlines and his got his own job after finishing study, living paycheck to paycheck instead of relying on financial support from his parents
A few months ago, the toxic bf guy (a fwb of my bf) offered him a room in his apartment because he was kicking his ex-bf out after a fight
I knew it was a bad idea and I expressed concern but I got overruled because he couldn't turn down cheaper rent
And then last month my bf got laid off from his job, so now he's unemployed and looking for work
Meanwhile he's developing stronger feelings for the guy he lives with (big surprise) but that guy's reconnecting with his toxic relationship
the bf of the guy he lives with is the jealous psycho type and doesn't know they've been fucking
now my bf is feeling conflicted because he's getting closer to his roommates bf and hates keeping it a secret
but also wants something stronger with his roommate even though that's not what his roommate wants

the situation's fucked, I feel like my bf is actively sabotaging our relationship while painting me as a negligent insufficient bf
I'm trying to support him while also being one of his overlapping problems, and now he's turning to alcohol and weed because he thinks it makes him feel better and lashing out at me while I have to walk on eggshells so I don't make it worse
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>We're also connected socially and professionally
lol
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>>43453616
did i read that right, your bf is fucking someone else?
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>>43453616
let love prosper!
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>>43453613
Why does he think you are his boyfriend when you don't?
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>>43453630
It's an open relationship, I have a friend I fuck sometimes too, but I don't live with him

I knew it was a bad idea, I told him living with a different sexual partner was crossing a boundary of mine, but he's poor and the cheaper rent was something he couldn't look past
I asked him directly "would you resent me if I stopped you from taking the offer" and he said yes, so I felt there was nothing I could do
So I'd say things like "it's your choice", which I later learned he thought was me being manipulative (like it implied "if you fuck it up I'll hold it against you") when I was actually just being defeatist
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>together 7 years
>don't live together
>bf instead lives with methhead ex
>they have sex regularly
>relationship problems
Oh no I can't believe this isn't working out for you
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>>43453637
I don't know. I told him there's someone else I'm seeing more seriously. I think he likes me, but I also think there's an element of jealousy and feeling inadequate.
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>>43453660
oh! it was mental illness from the start
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>>43453660
Drop this one and try not to be such a whore with the next one. Open relationships do not work. It's impossible to divorce sex from emotion, which you are now learning. Best of luck.
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>>43453616
Why aren't you guys living together after 7 years?
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>>43453679
>now learning
this larp is 6 or 7 years old
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>>43453662
You should lean into it. Date the serious guy more seriously, tell him how nice he was and how you're moving in with the guy. Then kiss the other guy all over and worship him.
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>>43453662
It's giving clingy and possessive. I'd cut it off he's going to sabotage things with the serious guy.
Is the dick good?

>>43453691
Too soon for the nuclear option
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>>43453679
What if it's an ldr
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I'm terrified of aids
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>>43453533
but where are those good old fashioned values?
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>>43453710
After 7 years if a man loves you he would have moved you out. LDR is a stage you get past or don't. 40 year discord boyfriends better not be the future.
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>>43452174
>>43452187
You guys can't tell me you see this cismale and can tell if someone is a transmale or not. Completely indistinguishable.
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>>43453714
btw imo these terrified people are most vulnerable to become bughunters
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How can I receive "the gift"?
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>>43452629
What triggered your meltdown in the burgers place?
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>>43453707
We've hooked up once. Both of us like kissing and hugging but he's larger which makes things a little tricky on my small bed
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>>43453681
I live with my parents, and in this economy that's what gives me financial security
Moving out is something I want to do but it's never felt like the right time. And when I do move out I want time living by myself rather than immediately living with someone else, especially when the relationship is as uncertain as it is at the moment, or else I'll just feel trapped
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EVERYTHING MAKES ME THINK OF HER!!!! >.<
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>>43453761
lol
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>>43453767
has he ever posted hole. he seems the unhinged type that has an onlyfans
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according to grindr my neighborhood is low on cuties
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>>43453788
he is pretty normal, ive seen his interview with his borther once
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>>43453753
Staff assumed she wasn't a woman
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>>43453801
just a man looking for meaning
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>>43453801
i don't trust your judgement of what is normal
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wish i had a pet platypus
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wish i could plap your puss
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I'm so... sleepy... brain burnt out... homosexual...
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cbt maximalization
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Is it a beach day. Maybe.
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is nikocado still alive? don't see him much nowadays
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What is the lore of clappingdaddycheeks?
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Torturing my future bf's heavy (preferably low-hanging) ball(s) by kissing it daily long time but only having sex once a month at best because I ain't in the mood
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>>43453886
ramen died and reincarnated
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>>43453875
is that a panorama shot?
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>>43453886
Girlbossed too close to the sun.
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>>43453904
I didn't ask about Shiza
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>>43453886
old, fat, ugly, can't type more than two sentences because he's a nigger, spammy, failed trip attention whore, bishit, terrible punctuation, wants to rape kids and pregnant women, ignored, irrelevant
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>>43453761
Bro it's 7 years in, if living together would you make you feel trapped it's time to call this farse off.

It sounds like he's a pretty low priority for you and you require a lot of space so wanting an available boyfriend who's time can actually be monopolized and actually lived with makes sense.
You get your space and can still occasionally fuck, because poly, so I don't see how this really throws off your game.

I thought this was the point of poly?
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Poly never works.
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When I was a kid my mum took me to the zoo and she put lip gloss on an ostrich
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>>43453920
I hardly see him reply, I think he's a chatbot someone doesn't realize they left running.
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>>43453931
it worked for shiza, shiza's cousin and holden
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I have obsessive haters.

>>43453902
Yes
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>>43453946
>>43453946
>>43453946
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>>43453937
I do too because someone else had the same theory and i can't believe some would make such a clown out of himself. I think it's someone else's pics too when he posts, but on the other hand, who really knows. Maybe he's just not mentally stable anymore.
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>>43453892
nice xd
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>>43453956
>>43453937
he argues with shiza and timur



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