Pooner guy I know he said he wanted to be one of the guys and do men stuff with us, and when I asked him what he thinks men do together he said "idk, masurbate together?"
yaoi type shit
Brother. Assuming he's been in the game for a while, he's probably just coming onto you.
>>43452758AAP genius
>>43452766he's coming onto everyone then, because he says this to everyone
>>43452758>"idk, masurbate together?"Haha just kidding... Unless?
>>43452775he's coming onto everyone and everything it's all over the walls and floors oh god it's all over the screen
do not let the foids know about the ubiquitous semi-gay boy sleep over where everyone jerks off to porn together when they are 10-13, we will never recover if they learn about it
>>43452778if I grant his wish and fuck him senseless, is he going to become less annoying or more annoying?
>>43452758idk man a bunch of my cishet guy friends did a "cock audit" last year and they all posted pictures of their dicks in general and compared data so maybe the lil dood ain't too far off
>>43452802Maybe you'll get married idk desu
>>43452804WE DON'T DO THAT IN OUR FRIEND GROUP!!!!>>43452811not likely
>>43452804when we were teenagers we used to get drunk off the cheapest bourbon we could find and the first person the blacked out gut the "rusty hook" you stick your fingers in the crack of your arse and get shit all over your fingers and wipe it on their face. there was about 10 of us at these things so whoever passed out first always woke up with 10 big streaks of shit on their face and they were called captain brownbeard until the next time someone blacked out and we smeared our shit all over their face. we also used to duct tape kitchen towels to our fists and have boxxing matches and the looser of the boxxing match had to drink 4 shots at once so it increased the likelyhood of someone blacking out but we had to stop that eventually because we always woke up with broken fingers that we were to lazy to go to the doctors about so we fixed them by duct taping sticks to our fingers and eventually we all had fucked perma bent fingers because they weren't set properly aftar we stopped the boxxing matches we would usually played king cup if we wanted to go hard and ensure we got fucked up and someone blacked out although that wasnt really the inttention if we played king cup probably half the people would black out in 30 mins because we changed the rules and made it so you had to take a shot if you drew a lower card than the highest drawn card that round instead of the gay women rules we usually ended up shooting like 3 quaters of a bottle of spirits in about 30 minutes with our special rules pretty much everyone would end up puking aswell and you always had to tip the king cup down the persons throad because they were usaully half black out and spewing and no one wants to drink a cup thats like 2 shots burbon 1 shot vodka 1 shot jagermeister which was probbably the drinks people where drinking at people drank at the time we also had a dog food eating contest once but no one pukes from it
>>43452832write it again but now with paragraphs
>>43452832why the fuck didn't you animals wipe your ass jesus fuck men aren't people
>>43452758I mean shes right but she doesnt have a dick so how is she gonna bate with you guys i guess you could play cum cookie with her pussy and the last guy to cum has to slurp all the jizz from her poonani
>>43452852you know that a clit is a micropenis right?
>>43452818But you two would be such a cute poly family...
So do pooners let boys fuck their vagoonas or are you supposed to only fuck then in the arse?
>>43452882Neither, I just want to cuddle
>>43452882You're supposed to put your dick in a cage and present your bussy
>>43452898so the pooner just looks at your butt?
>>43452913and scratches their chin while nodding yes
>>43452917that doesn't sound like sex at all
>>43452921no in reality they pound you silly with a strap or huge grafted fleshwiener or so ive been told
>>43452921ANON! it's 2026, you're not supposed to say those kind of things anymore
>>43452929Do they know how to give you a prostate orgasm tho?
>>43452956its not like its very difficult
>>43452956gosh i hope...
If pooners really were men trapped in womens bodies they would let all the homies hit
>>43452973That doesn't answer my question
>>43452929why would I hook up with someone who has nothing to offer besides plastic?
>>43452977they do
>>43452758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXh8iqs7lK8Enlighten him some more, gotta start somewhere.
Lol reading the posts itt about people’s straight guy friend groups is bringing me back. I didn’t really engage with any of it, but my idiot straight friends in high school were way grosser and more handsy with each other than any of my gay friends are now.
As a Ftm with strong social dysphoria I want to dig big holes in the ground and smash rocks together to make a spear and then wander the woods finding my prey preferably with a buddy but I do it by myself too
>>43452758give him a cold oneshow him your new smokerdrive around in your truck
>>43452832That sounds like what I need to start doing except I wipe my ass and I don't want shit on my face
>>43453394>give him a cold oneto get him drunk, surely?>show him your new smokerto make him lower his guard?>drive him around in your truckonly highschoolers do truck sex anon
>>43453505no cause he needs to talk about barbecue, cars and sports while maintaining a non-sexual distance, wearing white sneakers with white socks, a polo and khaki shorts. This is omega straight man. This is who he should want to be not some deranged fag that jerks off with his bros.
>>43452888That is the GAYEST shit I've ever heard .
Only straight men circle jerk. I imagine it would be very validating to let him be part of that since it would imply you have 0% sexual interest in him. No one queer or cute ever allowed in the circle
>>43452832spelling “boxing” with two xs is really fucking funny
>>43452758Why are you telling us? Are we invited, too?
>>43453862genital status?
When I was a boy, I would sit in the back of the bus and me and another kid would masturbate while watching each other. It was pretty gay.
>>43453900It's there if you're there
>>43453633We could have sex too
>>43452802judging by usual women, less usuallyeven lesbos need a good dicking once in a while to keep their head screwed on straightwhen did your bottom bro last get a good dicking?
>>43453310nothing gayer than a group of straight guys
>>43456091idk, probably neverbut if I do, he'll probably start orbiting me around and demanding more sex. I just want him to go away
>>43456123better strat then: find him a decent bf
>>43452832Are you from Alabama?
>>43456197oh yeah? you want me to grow wings and start flying too?
dood shooting his shot. respect
>>43452778pooners look like THAT????
>>43452977It's more often than not the cis homies rejecting free poon. They unironi feel like it's too gay.
