oldie >>43451895
>>43453946not gay but WOULD
It's all about context.
>>43453946imagine the shits and farts
>>43453962>not gayuh huh
colonizing my asian boyfriendmaking him eat steamed vegetables without saucemaking him eat cheese on wafer biscuits with olivesreading classic literature to him so that he speaks better englishgoing swimming in the ocean together
How do you get fucked at/after the gay bar? Is there like a communal douching station or what?
What's slayer's lore?
>>43453946this thread is ahh lol
Bottoms and chastity cages, let's talk about it
>>43453967Ewwww I bet his fards smell like bbc...
>>43453984i would think bottoms douche before showing up
>>43453984>at/after the gay bar
When I have nightmares I kick and struggle and talk (try to yell in my nightmares)My bf always wakes me up by rubbing me and say "it's OK, you're safe" until I wake up.I am so lucky guys. I love him so much.
>>43453984Are gay bars white?
>>43453996chastity is awful. let it grow free
>>43453996That’s kind of hot ngl
>>43453989Hes hooked on brown and black meat hes a size queen and he wont stop sucking off hung black men on skid row thats why he is always outdoors hes cruising for the greasiest dirtiest most pungent bbc he can find...
>>43454009Idk, never been to one, I hope.>>43454000Yeah, but drinking upsets my stomach
>>43454011those underwear are awful
>>43454017Classic white boy
thorny reminds me of luka magnotta
>>43453983Im going to decolonize him
>>43454011Bend me on the ottoman and smother my moans with that pillow
>>43454017Can't blame him desu
I feel better about myself when someone has to tell obvious lies to try and put me down.
Bucko is not a bad looking man
>>43454044by bottoming for his BAC cock right?
>>43454026>Legos>Hockey stick>Cute furnitureYou leave that sexy cultured man alone, I'll snort those underwear right off his cock.
>>43454011Brown?
>>43454078all yours ma'am
>>43454087pay attention to the filename
>>43454065Yes, and I would also learn his language and eat his food
>>43453996Doesn't really makes sense since we don't really use our dicks? Tops on the other hand...
https://youtu.be/90AITvzAyEQ?si=iQayacnRUyvcuSck
>>43454103A bunch of numbers doesn't tell me.
Just benched for the first time 115kg for 3x2 today :)
>>43454150it should tell you it's not them
>>43454133Rare winona W, I wanna be walking up to my bed for a night sleep with my chastity on and see my top in a bigger dick cage too!
>>43454160Post tits
I want to join ICE!
>>43454191but why?
>>43454168That’s an interesting suggestion, I will have to think about it
>>43454041how familiar are you with the fbi serial killer classifications? lust control disorganized etc
>>43454185
>>43454195I'm anti illegal immigrants of all colors, and want to work in law enforcement.
>>43454195CDC
>>43454220xd lmaodo you have a 12 inch dick perchance
>>43454220I wanna cum all over your chest hair
>>43454133why do trannies call themselves bottoms?
>>43454220Bishit?2 tooth brushes?!?
>>43454237because they require bottom surgeries to be women
>>43453984no risk no fun
>>43454245they will never be women, silly >.<
>>43454229It’s actually kinda small like one of those Greek statues >>43454234Thanks >>43454239I’m still living with my parents, those belong to my niece and nephew
what's on your mind, anon?
anyway
>holding hands with your bf and cuddled under blankets when it's chilly in the bedroom
>>43454263Nice :)
>>43454265hole, you?
>>43454265how to determine when this is gonna burn, be ready, etc?
>>43454237Because they are homosexual and like dicks inside them, it doesn't really matter what their internal dialogue says or what they are wearing. A mute tranny without a dress is just a gay guy who can't sell his story.
Oh MY GOD!!!! the fuxking stench!!! did someone smear dead fishguts all over?! w t fsee ya kids
>>43454265My bf does so much for me, and my surgical incisions still not healed, you?
>>43454276i think i will make an oreo milkshake
>>43454280...dummy, it was rhetorical question more aiming at their internal motivation to call themselves bottoms using gay slang, not your perception or values. grow a brian for hypotheticals and dont ever reply to me ever again
>th0 is leavingoh noooanyway
>>43454290sounds gay
>>43454300>it was rhetorical question>No it wasn't>blah blahidc
i feel like you guys make up names in order to confuse me, specifically
>gay men hate women>lesbians hate menAre you gay because of your hate, gg?
Imagine your bf announces he is now a women and he's going to cut his dick off cuz a tranny on the internet told him so.This is what trannyism does. Fucking disease.
project hail shiza
>>43454318My bf isn't a easily misled retard so not a problem
>>43454317no i'm gay because i love men. many don't deserve it
>>43454168>Rare winona WCome on now...>>43454318So true!!
>>43454311and i'm gonna add some instant coffee to it, heh heh
how do i get fat like shiza on a budget?
>>43454360bottomry
Imagine thinking you can skip coming out of the closet by becoming a chaser and the first tranny you meet has had more women than you so realize your hoax is already over and spend the rest of your diminishing life ranting at gays online about it from the ghetto.This is what cowardice does to guys. Permanently broken.
i realized i skipped coming out as gay when my brother didn't know i liked men despite me having several boyfriends
More American than apple pie and the death penalty.
>>43454406your race is still a mystery to me
>>43454405>having several boyfriendsslut
>>43454432the next one will be Mr. Right
>>43454444>things i say when putting men's pp in my mouth
>>43454405He thought you were just helping the homies out
>>43454460i haven't sucked a dick (and vice versa) in almost a year and i feel my powers fading. this is how christians feel when they are divorced and still barred from premarital sex
>>43454495>he thinks christians aren't fucking
Most men think monogamy is some kind of wood.
>>43454366learn to cook / eat fast food (depending on whats cheaper in your country) + cheap soda i guess
also we couldve just finished the last thread before la chihuahua de los hobbiton split it (bannable offence)
if i were a character in naruto i'd use earth style
How do I stop getting ghosted in grindr?
>>43454263I'm glad you're alive and still baking bread
>>43454566wasn't kakashi lightning? it's been decades since i watched
>>43454567show your face by default and make plans for now not later
>>43454567have a hairy hole
>>43454582he used all elements but favored lightning, earth, and water
>>43454597the show should have been about him then, he sounds more interesting than naruto and sasuke
>>43454582kakashi has kekkei genkai from sharingan. all his main jutsus are copies of others basically, like chidori. yes, it's a lightning type but only becaue thats what kakashi copied. he doesn't have an exclusive type imo. would you like to know more about kekkei genkais because that's where it really clicks for the viewers of naruto
>>43454566I'm wind.
>>43454566if i were in naruto i would let my clones spiteoast me and fill me to the brim with my cum
>>43454609it feels like in a lot of cool shonen characters can only be like that because they aren't the main character. that's not always the case though, like who is cooler than Jotaro in jojo part 3
>>43454628why if you can ask kakashi sensei to copy that jutsu and get spitroasted together by technically each other?
>>43454609my faves were tenten and temari. the best character designs overall por mi
>>43454618that sounds familiar>>43454637i feel like kakshi was an incel. did he ever settle down
>>43454618chidori is his own original jutsu narutard larper
>>43454624you're a fucking obnoxious desperate nigger that should be in dirt
>>43454650from what i know about it in the timeskip manga Kakashi just hangs out with Gai (he can still walk, he's sitting in Gai's wheelchair here)
>>43454647temari was the chick with the fan right? i liked her, and most of the girls except hinata. but the girls were pretty meh story wise. did she lock down shikamaru, he was fun but a bit of a cuck
When did you realize you were gay? And how?
>>43454637i dont think he would like me and if anything id want to be gangbanged by naruto my first husbando i instantly fell in love with him ever since i first layed my eyes upon him as a chile
>>43454663closet cases
>>43454664Yeah, her and Shikamaru get married.
>>43454653yes, you are right. kakashi created chidori as an alternative to rasengan. it's a poweful technique that uses concentrated lightning chakra in his hand. would you like me to explain why kakashi developed chidori as a response to rasengan because that's where kekkei genkai like sharingan plays a vital role in the narutoverse
>>43454672orlando bloom turned kid me gay. his damn long hair and cool personality in lotr
>>43454689ok chatgpt
>>43454664>temari was the chick with the fan right?yes. incredible design imo and great personality too. i despise extremely girly female characters
>>43454566your hole is gonna be this bihhh
>>43454698actually i was just copying the style of chatgpt. fooled you, didn't i? you may consider it my own kek-kek genkai *wink* *wink* teeehee
>>43454718Built for topping his teachers
I always liked Asuma.
the mandingo wants to be a part of the conversation sooooo bad
>>43454696I will always remember Orlando Bloom as the guy who was dating Bieber's ex and deliberately leaked nudes in summer 2016, only for Bieber to then massively mog him by having his own hi-res nudes, professionally shot and framed, "accidentally" leaked a week later while dating a model in Hawaii.
>>43454655
>>43454713yeah she was hot. i have a thing for fighters who use fans a weapon. probably from my days watching old kung fu movies and then mortal kombat
>>43454727i'll kek kek your genkai iykwim
>>43454732Like this
>>43454753nta but my chuuni dad was into weaponry. i asked him for a fighting fan and in retrospect it was very obvious he thought it was a gay thing because usually women in those fighitng movies he watched used fans.. he did it though, he bought me a war fan. a little while after i was watching the temari vs tatsuya fight on tv and he asked if that character is why i wanted a fan, i think he understood it more after that
>>43454754Dont say it dont say it dont say it
>>43454753This is your man.
>>43454753me two. for me it was mai shiranui from kof and this demon chick from inuyasha. i never cared for kitana but when i first saw temari (in the temari vs tenten fight scene from chunin exam), it was so awesome to see a new iteration of the fan. this time, a giant one thats as tall as the person yielding it. very interesting. tenten with her scrolls was incredible too
>>43454760nyooooooooour
>>43454737Please don't call him mandingo, there was an older gentleman with the same name and big penis that made porn long ago and he was attracyive while the niggamutt has neither of those qualities on top of being pitiful and despicable.
man i haven't had pierogi in 15 years... gotta go do it or buy some or actually restaurant actually idea: buy em from someone who made it homemade... interesting
>>43454769you're lucky your dad is cool, do you still have the fan. also is he single?>>43454775oh yeah, i remember the inuyasha chick too. i wonder if they still make those kung fu movies or maybe fighting fans are too old school
>>43454818do pierogis have a variation with meat in them instead? and no i wont google it. i only seek knowledge from gigi
>>43454811well u know wjat ur right actually cuz he would 100% lose his first fight against a fully bloodied african
>>43454663wait, guy survived? i thought he died from opening the eight gate
For me it's always been Kiba
Jealous people try to tear others down.
>>43454853Your pp is small not to be rude but it is factually a small penis and you showed it to people why
>>43454832yeah you can stuff em with whatever, ive had potato, meatmix, some vegetables, cherries
gaygen has really bad art direction
>>43454866he's black. do you crave his bibisi?
>>4345485260% of guys who grew up liking kiba turned into gays who "ironically" jerk off to furry porn
>>43454852Did you see that crazy danzai engine hentai with naruto and kiba?
>>43454825>kung fu moviesyou just reminded me of another such character. i used to play the last blade long ago and it had a chracter called lee (picrel) in it who also used a fan. it was an awesome game btw. very samurai shodown like
>>43454852agreedKiba is hot af
Why aren't child soldiers a thing anymore in the west?
yes no
>>43454868>potato, meatmix, some vegetables, cherrieseww, yum, yum, ewwthanks for the response tho. i guess pierogi with meat is basically like the gyoza dumplings from chinese or japanese eateries
>>43454915yes
>>43454915yes if you have a bwc to show off
>>43454916>ewwwrong! it actually goescherry > potato(itsmashed) > meat > veg
>>43454897in a different life i could have been a ... what do they call weebs who are into wushu? that shit used to get me pumped as a kid. but my soul isn't set up like that
how are my brownanons doing today?
>>43454915you couldn't pull those off lmao
shaving legs UWU
>>43454914Neoliberalism
>>43454915pp visible
>>43454915>>43454954dudes will post review pictures to products like this and you can clearly see their dick
Date the fat white guy You won't regret it
>>43454942kung fu used to be real big at one time, courtesy of bruce lee and jackie chan, and jet lee to some extent) but it has lost its cultural currency now. it's over
>>43454866It's bigger than most others here.
>>43454970that plus the decline of the hong kong film industry is entirely because of the handover in 1997
>>43454967Would if BWC
need feeder bf
>>43454991tea
>>43454955We don't use that word anymore
>>43454970>>43454983everything has their time. i don't suppose people would be into the poorly dubbed shit with no name actors i used to watch back then
>>43454991this except it's a cum diet
>>43454915not for 20 EUR, i have similar shorts i bought on aliexpress for 0.99 USD eachhttps://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808385642758.htmlmost of everything sold on amazon is just bought in bulk on Alibaba and sold for a higher price, not really worth it unless you really like them and need them right away
I enjoy doing gay stuff.
is it gay to want to kms for being a pathetic do nothing loser
>>43455005>everything has their timelet us fap to nostalgia, anon
>>43454272Good feeling :)
>>43455087*unzips*
>>43455128*drinks* daddy...
Is gays adopting kids a straggot psyop? I always thought it was but a lot of gay friends I talked to seem to actually wanna do it
>>43455135why are you responding on my behalf, wench?
>>43455164i can't get sex otherwise
i had an oreo milkshake, chinese food, nuts, a danishi feel fat
>>43454895>.>>43454896Of course. He focuses too much on smell and stray pubes and shit. Still came but come on now. >>43454907Him and naruto would have made a great couple too. Couple of FREAKS I mean. In the best way. Yjk their apartment would STINK
>>43455155gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt
>>43455064well thats simply not true desuive bought different caps for a dorrar that were on ships for a month and the quality is generally in tiers, material/seams/finish/fit.trashtier for 1usdeh for ~5good for 10~the problem is finding good for 10 and not trash for 10. also the markup electronics importers ask in germany is like x2 x3 for small electronic devkits etc, so there.i would pay 20 if the shorts are decent, i paid 15 for a cap and its not given up on me in 2 years , only sweat dissolved the glue holding the sizing strap
I want a superhero bf to care for and worry about
>>43455201You'll never be a woman don't forget that and your dad is much worse than any fag dad ever.
>>43455201neat, another similarity to shizatroon kek
>>43455185what are you? a cuckoo? trying to lay your eggs in another man's nest???
>>43455211I don't want to be a woman and cope my dad is greatstop protecting
>>43454915>88% polyester 12% polyurethanei get that gays don't care about becoming sterile but you are insane if you buy this. you are basically injecting microplastics directly into your testicles. wear real clothing made of real materials ffs
>>43455220i'll lay my eggs in your nest iykwim
>>43455190Yummy hehe I love Oreo milkshakes and danishesAre you trying to diet?
>>43455218first time ive seen xir say something reasonable
I should jerk off or work out.
>>43455252>>43455211
penis snot
>>43455226i love microplastics they are so crunchy and tasty i love when they pass through the blood brain barrier and whisper in my ear microplastics are my best friend
wish i had a bf that would shoot a chunky cum clot every time he sneezes
Happy Sonday.
>>43455286from his nose?
>>43455268lolalso to be fair i dont really like straight adoption either
>>43455290Hungry chunky BWC lonely daddies...
Adoption I have no problem with. I'd go so far as to say it's a good time esp if it's a stable home. Surrogacy on the other hand...
>>43455311Daddy is so proud of you <3
And I'm hungry.
I don't understand daddy fetishOld men are disgusting
I want a 7 foot tall bf who has the proportions of a 6'3" tall guy so he doesn't look weird but is over a foot taller than I am so I can feel nice and small next to him>>43455327that's fair surrogacy is misogynistic and also child abuse
>>43455202Alibaba/Temu/etc. always has discounts on your first order that you can get repeatedly with multiple accounts, take advantage of that
Is it okay if I don't like thorny or cdc?
>>43455343what's not to get. some masculinity + fat penis
>>43455353It's absolutely healthy and rational.
>>43455353it'd be concerning if you did
>>43455352lol who posts thirst traps on amazon? bottoms are so deperate
>>43455343I don't understand twink fetish, like you want to fuck a vulnerable twig? Go fuck a woman then
>>43455353I only come here to make fun of all the tripfags, namefags, and avatarfags.
>>43455367shiza
>>43455352dude, i dont even need to order them, i can tell from shittier zoomins that they are not worth a dollar...density on the belt line, pressed plastic finish on the leg how its wrapped on mine, its wildly different material, ... how do you even compare them... tells me you have no idea and just talk to talk... sorry not sorry!
the friends cast earn $20 million a year in residuals the show wasn't even that good
>>43455352mr robinson needs rape correction
>>43455353>thornywho is that?
>>43455411slavic poop monkey
>>43455405ever heard of onlyfans?
would you call me a good boy even though i have done nothing good today?
>>43455383this is the only sensible way to interact with this place too bad im not sensible
They hate me because I'm beautiful.
Lamb stock for lamb stew for dinner for me for sustinace
>>43455431g00d boi 1
>>43455402pretty much all such items are made by an automatic stitching machine that can turn out 100+ an hour of shirts, shorts, etc. with just one person overseeing the machine
>>43455431You mean if you hypothetically were my bf?
>>43455441What are the sides? I'm thinking of making curry.
>>43455431Are you boyishly cute and white?
>>43455449have you fucking retarded? have you USED A FUCKING SEWING MAHICNE? KILL YOURSELF MORONIC NIVVER KILL YOURSEL!
>>43455402i'm just giving you a cheaper option since they are basically the same thing if you want a good pair of shorts, buy from a decent brand
>>43455440We've seen you. Must be other reasons.
>>43455441stop eating FATSO! you dont HAVE TO EAT! YOU IN PARTICULAR CAN GO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS without, start today
>>43455446this reads as too sarcastic...>>43455454sure>>43455458i am an aging man and am black
>>4345546212354345345654756768861234566778909im gonna go play a gayme or somethin
>>43455441>eating baby animals >the animal that represents jesus at thatjewish baal demon type shi
wish a guy would bully and tease me for having gyno
>>43455459this pseudo kraut doesn't about the manufacturing process
>>43455468Lol yeah true but food taste good.
>>43455480i would get a knife
I'm adopting 18 year old sons from China. Say something nice about me.
>>43455468That's only true for you, i've never once saw you eating with no crumbs, you're always flopping
>>43455480would you start crying?
>>43455487ching chong chine mine chai chanari chine chicken fry
>>43455472Ew. Please start using a trip so I can filter you out. Thanks.
>>43455480ask shiza/debaser/mr pancakes, they will do it
>>43455462>cheaperbtw ze germans have 2 popular words for cheap goods:billig and guenstigbillig implies cheapest possible shitguenstig is more a value for money thingamerimutts even have a shopchain named after that concept
>>43455472>sureYes if that’s what my bf needs
>>43455514>>43455503
>>43455486that's hot>>43455492well probably not because i specifically asked for it but if it was intense enough that'd be pretty cool
Racism against asians is fine
>>43455487Based
>>43455525Who do bottoms hate Asian people but love black people? Idgi
https://youtu.be/qZFay4DgqHA?t=1162https://youtu.be/3XrBJkr1e70?t=44find yourself a good indian boy to date also if a bottom can't cook you a decent meal, NEXThttps://youtu.be/5arN3Ey0nIU?t=2510
>>43455472how aging?
>>43455551i'm 27
>>43455514genau so ist es du billige schlampe
>>43455549disturbs me to know i share a general with "people" who watch shit like this
>>43455531It's a jealous reaction. Asians are hot and desirable. Blacks are not and jelly about it.
Sometimes I call my bf a messy boy when he sucks my dick and my cum gets on his face.
>>43455582since when do you have a bf
>>43455587Since her larp with wife and a daughter failed miserably
>>43455576I've noticed that women also seem to resent Asians, especially white women. I think east Asians are a model minority, aside from being sexually attractive. They're some of the highest income earners in the USA, UK and Australia.
>>43455575as opposed to the wretched stuff you watch?
>>43455626women are also incredibly retarded each in her own unique way and being not even close minded and biased but rather aggressively stupid prevents them from experiencing BAC bliss. very slightly more asian domtops for me i guess
>>43455587Since he started hitting me up every week to hook up.>>43455611It's called an open relationship. Something mature loving adults have.
I'm gay
>>43455644i could watch actual snuff films and it would be less embarrassing than watching some ugly indian and makeup gun'd woman do a "steak mukbang"
>>43455663whoa me too
>>43455665and this why you are mentally ill
How can we get more smooth Asian twinks to post itt team?
>>43455665NTA but you're being embarrassing now, more than the vlog anon
>>43455669
>>43453946who need they bussy ate
>>43455549that woman is insufferable>25k for a handbagthe fuck
its funny though how many bottoms would choose a poor broke white fat guy in debt over a wealthy fit indian who treats them with respect and buys them amazing gifts
>>43455676we need to go to 2chan and make a thread on their version of gay board saying "harro! we are from the westen chan. we reed to see mole BAC rapaneze dom tofs!"
>>43455695me
>>43455663Thats ok im gray
>>43455696You've finally met your match in her.
>>43455707Lana del rey would for the white trailer trash aesthetic
>>43453946ass from you know who
>>43455709lol
>>43455707maybe go for your own race instead of posting like an incel
>>43455696she really isn't, she may come from a wealthy family but she's a giver
>>43455709Indian men are goofy, arrogant, cowardly, and obsessed with white people.
As long as the bills are paid, I get to stick my dick where ever I want.
>>43455731shiza!
>>43455758who?
>>43455752I believe him over the woman who raped him.
>>43455756Don't you live in your mom's house?
>>43455756the 14 yo buddy of your pedo friend and pregnant women would like to disagree
>>43455764I don't. I've seen Indian men harass and prey on white women forever, while white women seem disgusted by them. I think the lawsuit is going to be exposed as a fraud.
>>43455524yeah that would be cool but I’m likely not mean enough
everyone please stop talking. i have a headache
>>43455717ok, show it
>>43455763exactly
>>43455731fred you fat fuck
>>43455789You need prostate relief
>>43455767>>43455771
u thot u ei8ht
>>43455855>>43455855>>43455855
>>43455784I think he may have things twisted in his mind about what transpired, he originally said it was a man he worked under who raped him. He might be confused. This type of behavior is common when your climbing the ladder up in NYC, it's not surprising.
>>43455848
