Do you pass the bird test, hon?
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/So do ya?
>>43456706>>43456724>reptiles recognize their ownsame reason politicians, propagandists and marketers know to target the women first
>>43457244>i'm basing my world philosophy off flighty animals being retarded
>>43457598yes, women are the birds of humankind (men are the chimpgorillas)
>>43457244That doesn't answer the question.
>>43457598>flighty animalsMaybe a bit of a harsh way to describe women
>>43456706Maybe its cause women are more likely to own and therefore smell like cats to birds?
>>43459741Shut the fuck up you dumb sissy bitch you aren't a woman lmao
>>43456724kek image, lil bro.
>>43456706Men probably feed birds more often than women. I’m surprised none of the scientists suggested this.
I talk to every birdo i see and make sure to not enter into their personal space if i can avoid it especially if they are feeding on the ground i will walk over the other side of the street to avoid them. I know magpies in Australia spread rumors among themselves and neighboring clans about people that are cool and people to attack on sight so if you are rude to one of them then suddenly every magpie in like a 5km radius will start divebombing you. Maybe spreading rumors is a common thing birds do and talking to birds and obeying their territorial customs is something that i imagine is probably heavily correlated with being an autistic moid. I am not on good terms with the Noisy Miners in my area but Noisy Miners are an enemy to humanity and every other bird species in general so my frosty relations with them probably plays well with other birdos, except the noisy miners fuck with me everytime im outside but they do that with everyone and everything anyway. I have very good relations with Pied Currawongs though.
>>43461260So do they think you're a woman or a man?
>>43459331your own mother included, ogreanon>do better
