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>>43457777Trans + paige
Do you eat ass or is that a bridge you will not cross? discuss.
i used to eat my exs ass unwashed. it wasnt always clean
>>43457803I eat top ass like my life depends on it
Wait, I thought eating ass was something they only do in hot yaoi comics what the hell?
high maintenance person isnt the stupid1
>>43457803If a twink with a fat ass bent over and spread his cheeks and asked me to put my tongue in his (clean) asshole I'd do it
>>43457756Literally every part of you, head to toe, personality too. I'm not even trying to be mean...... I'm genuinely shocked.
>>43457823my biggest pet peeve is when they dont let me eat their ass
>>43457826You have never seen non drawn porn or what?
So is Deb&ser a unique schizo or has it been thorny the whole time?
>>43457847either him or gd
>>43457854He's not as spammy as gd
Stupid low maintenance boyfriends daddy loves you <3
>>43457826eating ass is the first thing only in comics. the second thing is when the top cums from a blowjob and then flip the bottom over and immediately start doing anal.
Mommy, mama, Бaптиcтcкaя цepкoвь Becтбopo behind YOU :church:
>>43457847It's some fat guy doing a running commentary of the posters itt.
>>43457877:DDD
>>43457886no, that's what the real debaser does
>>43457840its so cute when theyre shy about their asshole but reluctantly sit on my face anyway and then start moaning immensely
>>43457885when i walk past shiza, and it's a long walk
im so happy jack skellington has a wiki page :DDDDDDDDDDDhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Skellington
>>43457886So is it a unique person or is it thorny?
>>43457933Gir from Invader Zim >>> Jack Skellington
>>43457885god are they still a thing
>>43457936yes TMI
>>43457907What do you mean they're shy about their assholes
If you want to be my lover You got to get with my friends Bareback broz forever Sex parties never end
lmaooooo scientists are never politicians!!! politicians are always art camp..
>>43457777would put my penis in him>>43457803i never will. i don't trust any man that much>>43458003left
What's yall up to?
Why can't politicians be ARTPOP?
>>43458003Right
>>43458003sickly pale + hairy is a cursed combo imo, unless they're ginger or something
>>43458040I'm watching Wuthering Heights and trying to get over this stupid cold. Wby?
>>43458075You get sick a lot from being a boy kisser huh
>>43458068>sickly pale + hairy is a cursed comboMe asf as fuck
>>43458041Why do you think they are not?
Hiii, how's your weekend?>>43456991I am practicing being around people more and talking to people and I think it's okay so far
>>43458086post hole
My pussy is primed and ready to pop
>>43458085What is that supposed to mean
imagine crying over the telegraphed death of a character in an anime I'm such a retard
>>43458034>would put my penis in himgood. that makes me feel better
>>43458091Not if you're having meltdowns
>>43458102You have boy cooties a lot
>>43458075Trying to decide if I should buy a upright freezerIdg why they're very expensive. But I found a OK one for price.
>>43458109would put my penis in you too
works any of you put your penis in me? im thorny btw
>>43458122:/>>43458127Is it broken? The one you already have?
College orientation is where i find my dates. 38 year old divorced Dad here.
>>43458147it's a no for me
https://youtube.com/shorts/a-LFuhrfvBM?si=XlIzHUYw0w9CUMWN
>>43458147Hell no
>>43458151No it's not broken. We have right now a chest freezer for outside.We want a upright one for inside the house. Outside one for bulk frozen items like meat and cabbage
>>43458176You live in a house?? Fancy
kpop culture is worse than ai music
do you guys mind if i blogpost a little bit? just a little like maybe 4 sentences
>>43458211As long as it's not boring shit no one cares about go ahead
>>43458116I try to manage as well as I can
i'm not having a meltdown. you just can't take critical feedback appropriately. instead you play off as oh they're just an asshole, when really? you're the asshole. i wouldn't have to open my mouth if all your shit was together. most people just don't being told. look at republicans. we told you the man that bankrupts casino's is not good for the economy and you doubled down. well look at the price of gas now you fuck faces. i told you so. i told you so and you didn't listen. ya never listen. ya never learn.
>>43458003you can just tell this person is really chubby/fat by their arm + not even one bone or vein can be seen + therefore not attracted to either
Bepнитa Гpин
meeting a cute feminine dude in texas is impossible. everyone here is fat and chubby, not in a good way. no one is remotely in decent shape. its so sad.
>>43458219long story short i think i haven't been bottoming because i'm still slightly homophobic and i don't want to be the bitch in the relationship but last night when i was showering i randomly had the idea of putting my fingers in my ass and it was alright. i did it before in the past and it was the same feeling, just alright. later in bed i again had the random idea of wrapping my arms and legs around a guy and letting him have at it. i have to get over myself, it's okay to bottom. i'm just stupid. but i feel like i'd be such a disappointment if i did. to who though, i don't know. some imaginary person in my head.
Marina are you actually autistic>>43458299What about Tex
>>43458316Yes
>>43458303damn post hole
>>43458303just cuz u bottom it doesnt make u the bitch in the relationship, just find a guy u trust and that u enjoy spending time with. it can be a way to deepen ur bond. >>43458316who is tex
>>43458303Just make sure you bottom for a man you can trust and who has your best interests at heart. Don't get desperate for sex and start letting randos hit, that's where you expose yourself to great risk. You're not lesser than for liking ass play and wanting to submit to a man's pleasure. You're normal. Celebrate now.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>43458343'Onest Abe
>>43458327Tex is a cutie
>>43458188Yes so thankful
>>43458291Idk maybe it is just genetics. My wrist have always has a bone protruding even when I gain weigh. Same as my shoulders. Some friends at university one time asked me why my shoulders were so pointy.I think I have heard on the internet that wrist size is genetic
>>43458291That doesn't mean they're fat.
when the shiza hits your cdc like a texanon piethat's a thorny
>>43458343idk... i think one of the reasons why his portrait is so famous is because slavery sets a lot of people offand when they hear about what he did he really does become memorable to them. i kinda hate how most people will never understand how Great he was..
>>43458393Why do you respond to yourself thorny?
>>43458387When the shiza is slayer but the cdc is thorn, sis I'm tex as timur
>>43458327>tex >a quintessential gay man
I can't imagine sex is as good as you people make it seem. >>43457907Like this simply cannot be true. I've been fingered once and felt nothing. The few times I've gone down there myself I've felt almost nothing. It does make the orgasm itself more intense but until then it's not some magic button that you people and porn make it out to be.
>>43458316He is inside his house drinking alone. Kinda hard to meet someone that way.
>>43458429skill issue
>>43458429your butt is broken
LMAO... irrelevant side note but i love hearing the word slvarey
>>43458469Maybe they aren't a man and don't have a prostate. Because most men do a least feel something because of the prostate
>>43458153HotI'm 28 and teenagers still hit on me
>>43458502teenagers will hit on a tree stump if it looks at them a specific way
>>43458495When I say nothing ig I don't mean literally no sensation just not really any pleasure unless I already have a boner and am actively jerking it. Then it makes that feel better but on its own idgi
I might die of this cold it got really bad now my head feels like its gunna explode>>43458495>>43458429Ignoring the prostate you are still supposed to feel good cuz of nerve endings and stuff.
>>43458502I'm 27 and I don't feel partially old. Do you feel old that you bring your age up?
It needs tomato or something. Chips would be good too.
>>43458562A little. Not very though
>>43458557Go see a doc man. Maybe you caught something.
just found out some women have to put their fingers in their vagina to press up against their rectum to take a shit because there is something wrong with their pelvic muscles, there's a term for it called "splinting" and up to 30% of women have this issue :/
>>43458589that's so shiza
30% of bottoms can't cum unless you put something in their ass and press agai- ah whatever
>>43458581Nuh I'm gonna thug it out. Gonna get drunk and eat painkillers
>>43458557You just shove something up your ass and it feels good? That's so crazy to me actually. Ive tried dildos and vibe plugs before but again they alone provide nothing unless more is going on. Interesting.
>>43458607Don't do that dummy. You're tough but maybe you need some medicine
where do you actually meet other boystried discord but every server is just filled with teens
>>43458565that doesn't look like a Publix sub, i'm disappointed, are you even a Floridian?
>>43458630at the lollypop store
do not slavery success story.
>>43458609>You just shove something up your ass and it feels good?Yeah? Maybe you just have a retarded butt>>43458617Dying cuz of a cold is super victorian tho what a way to go out. Kinda romantic :)>>43458630Parties and grindr
>>43458632im a floridian and fucking hate publix its overpriced shit. aldi is the way
>>43457777why do blacks like femboys so much?
>>43457954some tops are strangely averse to you even touching their ass
>>43458682homophobia
>>43458632It's not. I made it myself.
>>43458682femboys make me lose my erection
>>43458680Publix is good, never been to an Aldi, we just have Trader Joe's where I use to live which is good too
Anal didnt enjoyable to me until a real cock was in my ass. Fingering did nothing much until my bf did it. Other guys are retards at it, and pleasing my own asshole is a turn off
>>43458714Cool guilty gear strive. I main venom
is xqc proof that twink death is a myth?
>>43458788Bro is like 30. So not old Also as long as you don't go out to the sun you'll probably don't have a lot of wrinkles and that dude never leaves his gaming cave
>>43458812>Bro is like 30. So not oldmost people would say that's 5 years past twink deathbut he still looks like 18 to me
bottoms be like I hate having intrusive sexual thoughts involving incest it makes me want to kill myself>>43458826my dad recently mentioned seeing a16 or 17 year old who looked exactly like me, and I'm 32I've had a number of other ppl just assume I'm like 20 or something, it's weird but according to my mum the same thing happened to her plus she's 70 and hardly looks even 60
Goodnight chat>>43458849sybau paige
Man the ibuprofen gives me restless leg and arms syndrome, the painkiller makes me itchy, so I am just a sore little fuck always
>>43458630>tried discord but every server is just filled with teensexactly
>>43458869wymalso that guy has cool hair maybe I should get my hair cut like that
>>43458881Its debbie harry but whatever just bleach your hair I know you want to
>>43458872weren't you foraging for mushrooms with your bf yesterday? and shooting guns the day beforemaybe you're in a coma dreaming, it's all a dream
>>43458899I'm afraid to do that honestly, don't want to damage my already shitty hair. I just need to get a good baseline haircut first before I mess with color againI did get a balayage once that was nice though, but my oma didn't like it bc she said only women did that with their hair
>>43458902Wish I was shooting guns.Yes, we found mushrooms. Walking is pretty much the best i can do but not for long without soreness after. Mostly bending/twisting/lifting is the worst
Need a bf like this
>>43458917Try cutting your own hair little by little. I assume you already go to a female hairdresser?
>>43458959just get one?
>>43458959I want to motorboat his titts
>>43458959nice bulge on him
left or right?
>>43458994Bodybuilding bodies are a huge turn off
its literally just one dude posting those ogres all the time, isn't it?
>>43458972Hey everyone im just gonna go down to the BF SHOP do you want anything???!!
>>43458972Where the fat titts boyfriend store?
>>43458766I main Zato. I don't have any of the DLC characters. But I might buy the season pass. I hopped on awhile back and I was thinking about grinding. It felt easier to roman cancel and combo. I want to learn the more advanced techniques, and I was thinking of using an easier character first.
>>43459010its called grindr
>>43459010Men look so hot in compression shorts
I miss when R6Siege was fun and good.
>>43458994neither, i dislike hairless men
>>43458959holy barteck...
>>43459005tall black vers bottom otter with 10 inch uncut pole please
I hate myself sm I'll never have sex
>>43459023usually, in his case it looks like shapewear
Need them
>>43458963I haven't had a haircut in like a year and a half bc of anxiety, but yeah I normally go to either a salon if I can work up the confidence, or great clips if I can't
>>43459080I shave your head bald
https://youtu.be/VDNlW-11LN0?si=XPXwdqKQkx-1sXT5>you and your bf at the arcade
>>43459010Tits and belly I like men's bellies
>>43459020Grindr isn't the place to get a boyfriend. People just fuck there
I AM A medieval fantasy rpg dating sim
i'm always taken back when someone with an anime icon turns out to be super hairy. how does that work?
>>43459103I had a buzz cut in late middle school and most of high schoolgot it bc I was being bullied for being a faggot and I just wanted it to stop so I though a buzz cut would look more intimidating instead ppl just joked I had cancer
>>43459166they're called weebs
So wtf I am fat but yet you thirst after fat men YET I am called ugly and reviled
argh. what do i do?!
jerk off
>>43459241idk I think the only option is suicide
>>43459241post hole
>>43459194Shaved my head bald after the end of my finals freshmen year of college. I was a security guard at the time and people told me I looked like a Nazi. Didn't get any all college and I blame the 3 month bald period.
>>43459241I think you should draw a picture of yourself swimming with manetees and post it
i updated my rqandy drawing..
>>43459241what the problem?
>>43459249I would've dated a guy who looked like a Nazi desumy first bf had been a military policeman before we met
https://youtu.be/3-tJ5erxh4Y?si=VV2t-9G5ATz5qTHY
>>43459267Gtk I coulda been happy
>>43459251this helped>>43459256i am restless
>>43459297i know his hole is hairy
Boring here tonight
>>43459297play something?listen to some music?
https://youtu.be/z36GQyInzhk?si=VLaVOWzAZtOv1PC8
>>43459307Ive been up since 5am im sorry I aint full of pizzazz
>>43459307Lil update on me. Used an exfoliating scrub and lotion this morning, then a bath with baby oil this afternoon, now a second round of lotion and a foot mask. I feel very soft rn.
Fell asleep for an hour cuz old. Sorry if i missed your you.
>>43459329what's a foot mask
>>43459319Same. My kid wants me to bake a cherry pie.
>tfw the thisvid video ends, and you see what thisvid recs you watch next
>>43459344Chink shit. Should cause the dead skin in my feet to peel off in the next week or maybe they rot off who knows. Baby smooth is the goal. Stumps or feetsies, either way.
>>43459344Socks innit
>>43459366post link>>43459367post hole
>>43459367yes but not in that way
>>43459379why is he wearing only one glove
>>43459364>tfw getting ready to fap to good porn vid>ad plays at beginning depicting black/brown guys>close tab and decide not to fap
>>43459377https://a.co/d/08BFKys2I'll report back in a week if they actually work
>>43459385so he can jerk off with the other
>>43459385that's his shadow, bro
>>43459364kek
>>43459387You need a good ad blocker friend. I don't see ads anymore on sites. >depicting black/brown guysThis is my problem on thisvid: >watching gorgeous blonde guy nude vid, very tame vanilla stuff>vid ends far too soon>this vid shows me Rikers Island fucking each other """related"""" content>i close tab >no longer horny
i like putting my foot in his crotch. stepping on balls.
>>43459459the problem with thisvid is scat brutha
>>43459459I never use that site, usually I use xhamster, but looking at porn is very rare for me
>>43459481Black and scat illicit the same response in me. It's involuntary.
you're not you when you're horny. have a snickers.
>>43459467I like when I'm laying with someone on opposite ends of a couch and they put their feet in my lap
>>43459491Same here
>>43459493lol
>>43459491
>>43459490I can't even use xhamster anymore. They force so much crap around the video frame that it makes the site unusable on my device.
>>43459555i'd top em
>>43459555I like hairy guys but this one looks gross like dan
>>43459522Just going to hide that then aren't i
>>>/gif/30606382
>>43459564Tex likes them xtra hairy like a pet
>kinda just want a flip phone
>>43459580how will you post on gaygen at work?
https://x.com/fardpubbyboi/status/2050609481889816880but why is it yellow? and how? only click if you're brave
>>43459580me too I think my phone has raped my mind
>>43459564but dan is sexy
If watching a naked black guy for 3 seconds offend you so much. You're a snowflake nglAlso here is a Mexican kissing a brit. Don't mald too hard
>>43459596I cant tell why but he looks like he is full of every sex disease
>>43459580Just get a samsung z flip. I have a Samsung z fold because I like them big
>>43459611its the face i think. and hes also a total whore
>if watching someone eat feces for 3 seconds.......
>>43459604>here is a Mexican kissing a britnote how they are both attractive because neither is black
>>43459580I had one in college for years until some friend of a friend told me everyone thought I was literally schizo and would talk about it when I wasn't in the room. Made socials and got a smartphone after that. Between that and the Nazi look college me had a lot going on.
>>43459604Just not for me is it. Don't know why every porno site seems obsessed with showing me black content when i haven't searched for it.
>>43459635You know why. >burgers?
>>43459628It's his entire body, personality, and attire.>>43459635>>43459631He is just like cdc. >you HAVE to find black men attractive or else!
i miss ramen
>>43459645I literally didn't say you need to find black guys attractive. Just don't have a hissy fit because you saw one on a ad. Just don't click on the ad and move on
how do I get a bf who is like a father, a lover, a therapist, a rapist, a friend, and just a good guy
>>43459700>a rapist
>>43459700hey lol
>>43459700Your guy doesn't exist paige
>>43459700Paige
>>43459704yeah I have some issues whatever>>43459712I mean irl, online "relationships" are a joke
Paige needs forced SRS. Cut all tranny cocks off and force them to sew.
>>43459700i just want a guy with a mortgage. that pays his bills on time and can balance a check book.
>>43459742I never heard of a checkbook
>>43459729idk you should just move here then I'll take good care of you
>Where's my Patrick Bateman 28 year old professional daddy bf hm?
>>43459704When you book a therapist online but you click the space bar without noticing
i let a whole bunch of bananas go to waste
>>43459860bananas are like the best food to freeze and frozen bananas are good for smoothies and banana bread. dumb bottem needs a caretaker
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGE!!!
Why don't you make a play for paige already, she wants 60 year old men.
>>43459645You don't have to find black men attractive. But don't pretend you're not a shitty person.
>>43459913>shitty personI'm not like you, thankfully
>>43459949Yeah. You're a piece of shit and a pussy.
>>43459865I can do the cooking and the fucking and the earning but I need to outsource responsibility to a bottom. I only seem to know how to spend money and do random shit. Somebody needs to tell me to clean the house and get my car serviced and buy new clothes and do my taxes and shit.
>>43459580why even have a phone? most of my friends just text long ass messages or spend hours texting, i should just tell them to email me, guys generally do not talk on the phone
>>43459700easy to get if you build a big enough following and become under the watchful eyes of those in controlthey will assign you a handler who will fit all of those roles
Would you rather top Nick Fuentes, or bottom for Hasan Piker?
>>43460095Top nick
https://youtu.be/cyF_0iY4b_Q?si=_Fv8uuiFWQPgReahIt surprises me that people are dumb enough to think it's a good idea to be a nazi.
>>43460095I want to top nick even outside the context of a would you rather
>>43460113His most famous book is banned in schools because of the character Nigger Jim. Did you read any of Twain besides the memes he authored?
>>43460095honestly don't believe he's the same person as he was around 18, something drastically changed, he looks totally different, less defined, more spastic, definitely now is mentally ill if anything, he was a fine young gentleman, did he start dying his hair a different color to look more white or something? somethingi is clearly off with how he looks now, and it's not due to age, he looked better when you could tell he was latino, now he looks irish or some shit, I don't believe its the same guy, they replaced him and killed him off imo
>>43460141Twink death iow
>>43460141he has always been a goblin
>>43460141Peak schizo posting.
>>43460095
>>43460125Does that have anything to do with anything?
I like it when my cat sleeps on my tummy but I can't fuck my cat. You on the other hand...
>>43460205who he fuck starts a conversation like that
>>43460147definitely Twink death>his HS yearbook photo vs now >only a 10 year differencemaybe Holden is right and more guys just microdose estrogen
>>43460225should*
>>43460212Nice weather we're having. Anyways I like it when my cat sleeps on my tummy but I can't fuck my cat. You on the other hand...
is it not creepy when some 27 year old guy could pass as a 45yo politician?
>>43460236i wish it were warm enough to keep my window open. i like when i wake up in the middle of the night and i see that my cat jumped up to sleep next to me....but i can't fuck my cat
>>43460196Yes but you're not above 72 IQ so don't worry
>>43460245why are you attacking me like this
Should I post me singing on vocaroos? I'm kinda shy....
>>43460259yes, share your joy with the world
>>43460263Ok! Gimme sec
>>43460256I have no idea who you are and I was talking about Nick
>>43460273stop gangstalking me
>>43460236lol
>>43460253What does it have to do with what I said?
>>43459809it's unironically pretty hard to get a job desu>>43459742I'd feel like a burden on a guy like that>>43459762no I wouldn't want to ruin someone's life, there's a reason I'm single and friendlinessit's me
>>43460302>there's a reason I'm single and friendliness shut up, the reason is because 90% of people are whiny faggots. you seem way cooler than them
https://youtu.be/Gn3fZz9kNFE?si=y08HIo_0bn6f7oXU
>>43460250Yeah I keep opening my windows then closing them. I learned this year that my gas bill gets above 200$ when I keep my heat on. I live in a 2 bed apt. Fuck that shit. Next winter is gonna be a lot of blankets and oven meals. I wish my cats would sleep with me but the best I get is laying on my when I'm on the couch from one and the other kinda perches on the back of whatever chair i'm in but gets flighty if I bring her down. Been four years and she still doesn't trust me cuz I had to give her meds when I got her
>>43460314I always wondered how humanity figured out certain frogs were poisonous if you lick themMust've been ppl like you :p
>>43460400if I had a dollar for every time I compared my romantic interests to brightly colored poisonous frogs I'd have at least $5
>>43460302i'd just blow him
I am surrounded by idiots who don't know how stupid they are.
>>43460353my electric bill is included in the rent so ive been leaving the window in the adjacent kitchen room open but keeping the windows in the main room/bedroom closed and keeping the plug-in oil radiator on low. cats have very specific directions/positions they will sit next to you inmine usually end up sleeping next to me after I fall asleep, especially if they are gonna face you
>>43460417shut the fuck up ya rat jew bastard
>>43460409based, I go charging at red flags like a Spanish bull so I get it>>43460417are you in a changing room perhaps>>43460410that too obviously
>>43460418Good for you. I get water and trash but nothing else. 1775 before utilities and fees. Close to 2100 after. Should have gotten a roommate but it never worked out in college and I just couldn't go through that shit again. My friendlier cat does this thing where he sticks one paw all the way out to touch my face when he's sleeping. V cute. Time to move tho. Gotta go to actual bed. Nighty night
>>43460478gn
Hi good evening <3
>>43460538I had a sex dream about my uncle ;_;
>>43460573Did you cum?
>>43460593No
>>43460601What happened in your dream?
>>43460573shut up slayer nobody wants to hear about it
Slayer derangement syndrome
>>43460650can't help it, I go crazy for low value men with a victim/martyr complex
>>43460734That's not how it looks when you're screaming at posters that aren't me and posting pics that aren't me. That makes you look insane and obsessed.
just kidding in case he thought that was a serious post when he inevitable searches his name in the threads he missed
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