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>>43463589
stay at home and play video games like every summer :3

>>43463589
who dis daddy slut with BWC?

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Honestly, slay...

>>43463609
jack gentry. he is a total sex on a stick

>>43463616
how nice of them to add a normal white line

>>43463606
which games? pls tell

i have a gay crush and he doesn't know

do you have a mutilated jew muslim dick or are you normal?

im 15 pounds away from my goal weight and im gonna slut it up this summer (as soon as my car is fixed)

>>43463674
youcan slut it up now big guy, maybe wear something revealing...

>>43463684
well i need my car to go anywhere relevant and right now the transmission is goofing up so i cant safely use the highway

today is a black sock day

>>43463731
When's the black cock day?

>>43463731
today i put on yesterdays sox out of lazyness, i didnt want to get up and go 2 meters to the cubbiard while the old sox were on the floor in arms reach, is it over?

>>43463737
that's everyday
>>43463745
as long as you didnt go outside yesterday

>>43463756
why are you a coalburner?

feels good to be the only interesting poster on this board

>>43463770
i'm wearing black socks and i have a black cock, that's why it's everyday

>>43463731
negro socks for the brown boy

>>43463778
ew

need daddy bf to cum in my guts

>>43463772
post your holelines, need to confirm something

>>43463792
best we can do is unc bf

>>43463778
post bbc daddy

I'm a total top but I don't like looking at holes, I literally close my eyes when putting my dick in anyone's ass.

>>43463829
I fuck men that don't eat my hole, but I would never fuck a man who wouldn't

>>43463770
I know this is a gay board but you sound like a fag

>>43463792
will you cum in his guts too?

>>43463674
I can give you 15 pounds lol

>>43463829
I'm slurping on that hole every chance I get

How do I get a daddy bf as an younger unc?

>>43463829
bipedo virgin larp

>>43463860
Make his dick feel really good

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I need a nice meal.

>>43463856
what do holes taste like? does each guy have a different flavor?

need a top bf who will be happily letting me eat his hole and riding my face and maybe putting my small bottom cock in him

>Plans for the summer
A guy I've been talking to is an extreme fister and we're gonna meet up so I can punch his guts for a few weeks.
It's literally all I can think about...

>>43463889
how about bottom 4 bottom

>>43463890
remind me not to shake your hand

>>43463909
I understand completely

>>43463897
are am is supposed to be both top and bottom in this relationship just like my bf?

>>43463888
Ideally it doesn't taste of anything but skin.

Am I a asshole if I flirt with girls when they don't know yet that I'm gay and have a bf?

>>43463923
Based, actually

writing down reasons why I love my boyfriend
how many do I need so his reaction isn't "is that it"?

>>43463923
Yes, as you're doing things that make straight women poon out and invade gay circles and pretend to be men, because women are retarded and can't let go when someone beats them at their game

i just found out that if you press the power botton 5 five times quickly ona smartphone it calls the emergency service

>>43463923
Flirting is playful and doesn't always mean something serious.
Flirting while intentionally closed off, is what being a tease is, and it isn't a very nice thing to do.
Instead of being fun and playful you are manipulating someone else to masturbate your ego, which is ugly.

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I went to my first post-op visit. The surgeon said there was a big polyp in my bladder. It was removed through the peehole. It is benign. Hooray!!

>>43463944
none, there is a book a read a long time ago that had romantique quote
it went like, donyou love your friend
yes
what for
if i knew what for it wouldnt be love it would be good relations

thank me later
with hole...

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Who is your ideal husband

>>43463961
Yaaaaaay!! Idk who you are, but it's always exciting to not have cancer!

>>43463961
its a shame, but where is one there will be more, hopefully malignant, and you die a slow and painful death, crippled and bed ridden in your own shit inshallah

>>43463970
Dyel

>>43463970
Thorny

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>>43463970
idk but we'd watch movies sitting like this

>>43463971
Thank you anon.

rawr ;3

lawl

boocockie

What kind of cringe horny things do tops think about while they are cumming in or on bottoms?

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https://youtu.be/WuwuAhZ7m2E?si=GoCpxpOgbXZMrp3j

My recent kink has been imagining myself performing oral sex, but also holding hands with the person I am going down on. I like the thought of naughty hand-holding.

>>43464076
would recommend, it's so cute

>>43464057
>did i turn the stove off
>did i close the window
>did i lock the door

>>43464079
what do you know about hand holding

>>43463961
that's nice but did they tell you what caused it? your consumption of a multiple red bull drinks a day for years? change your lifestyle, stop drinking goyslop or it will happen again

i get like 1-2 likes a day on tinder usually and then i put a picture of an anime girl on my profile and suddenly i got 10 likes overnight wtf

>>43464084
i make it a point to grab the guy's hand while i'm sucking, unless he has his hands on my head or something.
same the other way around i like to hold hands or like he holds onto my fingers while i'm getting blown

why did god curse me with huge nuts and a deep voice
doesnt she know im supposed to be a pop punk singer

>>43464109
>he holds onto my fingers while i'm getting blown
who, your bf? what a faggot

>>43464112
>Squeeze nuts
>sing higher notes
Problem solved

>>43463889
so you want a vers top

So fucking boooored hate being sick
>>43463970
I had a crush on pewdiepie as a kid
>>43464076
Daww

>>43463991
i love when guys are fat like this

>>43464057
I honestly think about how beautiful he is :)

>>43463921
doesn't make sense why you want to eat hole if all taste like skin... what's even the point if you're not getting any sort of flavor explosion

>>43464083
YWNBAT

>>43464140
:D

>>43463985
ewww

>>43464144
ugh w/e i just wanted to make a funny joke abt leaving the house ocds

>>43464133
post hole

>>43464140
i wonder if a guy ever thought that while he was balls deep in my anus filling it with his cream <.>

>>43463970
he's creative, he can dance and contort his body with easy, i find him cute, he shares similar spiritual sensibilities as me

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Lunch time

>>43464112
post huge nuts big man

>>43464169
no one wants to know what you stuff your nasty ass face with, keep it to yourself. freak

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>>43464183
Aw. Poor baby. A picture hurt your feelings. Too bad.

>>43464092
I don't drink that much redbull.

>>43464057
how to avoid post nut clarity of prison gayness

>>43464169
mmmh trash instant food

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>>43464219
Mmmm. Taste like winning.

>>43464207
you use to post cases of limited edition red bulls all the time on here and talk about how you would drink many cans of it a day

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>Aw. Poor baby. A picture hurt your feelings. Too bad.
This one did, the feelings of aesthetical harmony and sensory comfort.

>>43464230
Yes I would post bulk purchases, no I didn't say I drink many a day
I buy bulk of flavors i really like before they discontinued. At most I drink 1 12oz a day

I wonder why cdc doesn't have a bf or gf or social life when he believes he is a good person, and that he's highly desirable and supposedly gets a lot of attention from people listing for him.

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>>43464239
Did you save that as soon as I posted it, or did you go back and look for it?

>>43464239
the eyes of a sociopath rapist. literally not even human

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>>43463961
That's great to hear, good for you. I also had a cancer scare some time back with a mole that I thought was melanoma. But it turned out to just be a weirdly shaped benign mole. My doctor wasn't even sure at first.
>>43464076
This sounds lovely. I'll have to remember to try this with my next partner.
>>43464169
Instant ramen is the food of kings, don't listen to what the other Anon said.

>>43464253
your obsession with it made it seem like you were consuming way more than one a day

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You got anything else to say?

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>>43464303
I'm happy for both of us.
What's up?

I thought it would be super cute to fall asleep holding my boyfriend's hand and spooning but when I woke up my entire arm was completely numb

now there is two of them, both soon dead thanks to cancer

>>43464169
>>43464229
I'd recommend serving it with a boiled/fried egg, some green onions. And some shaved steak that you marinated in a teaspoon of baking soda for about 15 minutes in the fridge. then fry the steak for about 3-5 minutes while stirring around. Trust me on this one.

>>43464332
Only the worst kind of people wish cancer on others.

>>43464351
what if the people wishing cancer on others get wished cancer on by people who wish cancer on others?

>>43463616
she cant walk on that one, make her go on the brown line

>>43464253
you try the new summer edition?

>>43464141
I'm in it for the way it makes him squirm and moan.

started moisturizing my butthole alongside the rest of my body i think this is the method

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>>43464322
Not much so far. I don't have much work today, so I'll probably go to the gym later and it's very sunny and beautiful today, so I'll definitely be going outside. ( ´ω｀)
>>43464332
Next time you get an angry seal picture, but I'm not going to let your sour post ruin my day... (｀ヘ´)

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>>43464348
I believe you. I cooked the egg in the ramen stock. I need to make some actual ramen eggs though.
>>43464239
Did you mean to sound complimentary, or did the truth slip out.
>>43464303
It's simple and feeling. Plus I use my own stock.

>>43464140
Love that

>>43464212
Hate this and kys

>>43464387
please keep us updated

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>>43464368
I would only wish the worst for people that torture/kill innocent life (not slaughter for food), and people that enjoy seeing that kind of stuff.
>>43464377
Yes it's good. You?
>>43464397
It's too warm for me. Temp should never go above 60f.

they should make flavored moisturizer that doesn't just smell nice but is edible

>>43464412
>Yes it's good. You?
i like it well enough, its a solid a-tier to me. but i'm sad that it means i won't be able to find the spring cherry sakura flavor anymore :(
that one's an instant s-tier to me

Infinite ropes of gelatinous cum

>>43464425
I got the cherry sakura in bulk yesterday lol
To me the best was Blueberry. It's long gone. I have very few left.

>>43464418
cum? coconut oil?

>>43464412
slaughtering for food is torture and killing innocent life, no one needs to consume animals if they are hungry
even in the coldest environments nature provides the ability to grow cold-hardy vegetables like potatoes, carrots, kale, cabbage, broccoli, and turnips, alongside fruits like berries (raspberries, strawberries, blueberries), cherries, and apples. In Alaska over 50 types of edible wild berries and fruits grow naturally including blueberries, salmonberries, cloudberries, lingonberries (lowbush cranberries), and highbush cranberries. There's no excuse to eat an animal because your hungry, animal eaters are just psychopaths.

>>43464447
lol
Didn't read past your first sentence.

*drinks a liter of coffee before unloading a bitter tasting cum payload right onto your tongue*

>>43464435
i was put onto the blueberry too late in it's lifetime, only had a few but it was a good one
i really really miss the green flavor. the elderflower and curuba, i swear if they made low caffeine drinks with the red bull flavors i would drink that every damn day

>>43464447
Go off king, cracking an egg for a cake is literally killing for fun, and these disgusting meat eaters need to stop pretending they aren't conditioned into treating animals like sociopaths

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>>43464447
You're right. We should eat timur instead

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more homos should be listening to this album

>>43464447
well we live in the real world where we have established supply chains for meat, if everybody suddenly switched to eating non-animal food then prices would skyrocket and mass famine would ensue, but which is more unethical that or a bison dying in 5 seconds to produce hundreds of pounds of food and thousands of dollars?

>>43464460
What do you think of pomegranate one?

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>>43464468

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>>43464479
i only listen to albums with skulls on the cover

>>43464484
never tried it but i would probably enjoy it. i like the ones that are a more sour

>>43464468
Not edible

>>43464418
how fucking fat are you wtf?!

>>43464481
>If everybody suddenly switched
Well we live in the real world and that isn't going to happen

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>>43464489
The type of shit gdc cooks up
>>43464499
Only one way to find out

>>43464468
youll get cancer and brain damage and diabeetus

>>43464451
enjoy posting more cute seal photos as they get bludgeoned to death all over the world by psycho bitches like yourself

>>43464520
This post fills me with a million years of dread.

>>43464520
I changed my mind, I'm racist now

>>43464526
That's not seal poster but your post doesn't make sense lol

>>43464397
what city are you from?

>>43464520
This isn't from Brazil. People there eat some weird meat dishes in the countryside (then again so do we) but I haven't heard of them eating primates.

>>43464481
if everybody was taught how most food they can grow in their yard, balcony, or even indoors they wouldn't have to rely on this supply chain
luckily i grew up with family members who all grew their own food, most people don't have access to such things

bi intruder here
what are tops thinking about while fucking

with women I am thinking about trying to give her pleasure and make her feel good
but as a bottom I'm wondering what tops are thinking about

>>43464479
good thing none here is gay

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>>43464547
No you're right that would be cannibalism lul

Anyone ever had anal bleaching?

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>>43464412
I should have asked how your day has been so far, I hope it's been treating you well?
>>43464428
Hot, need this one my face
>>43464526
>grrrrrrrrrr
>>43464546
Somewhere in New England, won't say much else about it.

>>43464562
no but shiza had anal leeching, don't ask

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>>43464550
Gardening is beautiful.
>>43464539
They literally say anything to be antagonistic for attention.

>>43464557
Kys and stop stealing our men! they are imagining their billions of swimmers pleasantly wiggling their way into my colon folds, straggot.

>>43464575
I like New England. Vacationed there a lot

THE MET GALA IS TODAY YAAY

>>43464581
You do that for attention too

>>43464575
have you been to the mescotonic university of arkham?

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>>43464557
either "wow he's so cute, look at it stretching around my dick. fuck i need him" or "don't cum, don't cum, don't cum, don't cum"

>>43464583
Different bichud here
I stole a beautiful gay man :)

>>43464557
a bottom is responsible for their own pleasure, I stick it in and do what feels good to me, I could careless how the bottom feels, often they moan or scream when I go too deep or fast which feels the most pleasurable so they should really learn to deal with pain better, not my problem if they aren't enjoying it when I am

I guess its true that the most pleasurable sex is on the verge of being rape or when the bottom is saying no, go slower, pls stop or some shit but it feels really good for the top so they aren't going to stop regardless.. not my problem that God made rapey sex feel so good

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>>43464594
>lunch time
>"no one wants to know what you stuff your nasty ass face with, keep it to yourself. freak"

>>43464614
Hot...

>>43464614
virgin larp

>>43464625
Not even a quote from me. But why act like the other assholes?

>>43464607
cute! pretty similar then

>>43464614
I do not like this answer

>>43464633
actually i'm a bottom :)

>>43464557
>>43464608
Kill yourself

>>43464378
Yeah that's what makes me want to try it. Imagining him bending over and spreading his cheeks apart asking me to stick my tongue in
Cocks on the other hand taste distinctively great

>>43464656
Why so hostile?

i'm going to a supermarket to buy frozen strawberries and i will not be tempted into looking at any of their 5 inch seam shorts. wish me luck!

>>43464557
i think about how hot his hairy hole looks around my cock
and how cute his face looks when i put it all the way in
and then i cum

>>43464658
I never stick my tongue in because I'm terrified of getting e coli

>>43464575
>Somewhere in New England, won't say much else about it.

my mind goes to Providence, Rhode Island
I see a guy stripping on a stropole at a night club... did you use to be a dancer in your prime?

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>>43464635
I'm not.

>>43464666
What are you muslim? You're going to get heat stroke with 5 inch inseams.

>>43464672
I haven't yet. If a guy is thoroughly cleaned out I might though. Otherwise there's many other places to stick my tongue or finger

>>43464656
hmm..
no!
hopefully one day you will be more beautiful on the inside though

>>43464670
wholesome!

>>43464660
I was just being dramatic when I said it the first time, second poster is someone else.

I don't get how people starve to death when bananas are so cheap.

>>43464701
If you only eat bananas you will get too much potassium and your heart will fail

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>>43464584
Yeah, you should come here in the Fall, its especially beautiful here during that time of year. Btw, did you get a chance to climb Mt. Monadnock yet?
>>43464600
No...
>>43464607
I'm seriously convinced Meesh actually made me gay. I came across his artwork around 2014, and well you get the idea.
>>43464677
Nah, but I've been to Rhode Island before. I went there to go to the Roger Williams Zoo some time ago.

Rimming is hot but I got a throat infection doing it once

>>43464660
No need to be friendly to a subhuman bi straggot
>>43464691
Bless your heart, wish the same for you to happen

>>43464057
nothing my head is very empty

>>43464729
>Straggot
>Balls deep in man ass

sometimes i cum and just keep humping because i know they are enjoying it

>>43464701
If someone is starving to death in 2026 they're probably either in a poor country or mentally ill. It's not uncommon for people to be eating poorly though, even in rich places

My man comes hands free pretty often when we have sex so a lot of the time I'm thinking about the feel of the layer of cum in between us

>>43464708
pretty sure that has been disproven as there are many raw vegans who consume 10+ bananas a day and it's practically all they eat, some have been doing that for years, never heard of anyone dying because of consuming only bananas

>>43464387
we should try moisturizing the inside of your asshoe with my cock i heard it has many anti aging effects

>>43464741
Enjoy your excuse for few years at best up until you change your mind fence shitter

>>43464614
ts made my dihh so hard and now its touching the toilet bowl thanks

Never gotten an infection from sticking my tongue under a guy's foreskin or licking his frenulum or piss slit. Or putting it in his belly button

Why did tho go anon the same time I did?

>>43464788
i'll be your first infection :)
i'll tie you up so you can't go and get antibiotics

>>43464773
I think this just makes it more humiliating for the militant anti-bis

>>43464792
he's mentally ill and desperate, everyone filters him so that's a way for him to cry out for more attention as he has no other social contact with people

>>43464758
i eat like 6 bananas minimum a day alongside tons of other potassium rich fruits and vegetables its just completely made up fruit fear slop funny how they never say this about the endless actual harmful shit people eat everyday but fucking bananas are gonna kill you lmfao

>>43464819
my friend use to have ulcerative colitis and cured it by frozen bananas (acts as a prebiotic) and blueberry smoothies for 3 months along with eating a simple diet of rice and veggies, he has before and after photos of his colon, his colon looked brand new after 3 months

big meat industry and big pharma wants to keep everyone down

Is the asshole vegan anon cooper?

>>43464806
Not as humilating as being a delusional biscum anyway. Stop trying that hard.

i would fuck a bi guy as long as he was willing to do gay shit like eat my ass and suck dick and hold hands and eye contact during penetration

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>>43464842
common sense cooper is based

>>43464855
You're the one seething that someone else is touching gays.

Super duper pooper cooper

>>43464880
Can't be the vegan one

>>43464878
I rim, hold hands and tell him he's beautiful :)

>>43464893
what a gentleman you are <3

>>43464520
the type of shit that cooking mama anon would force his friends to eat

wants? no. NEEDS~ cute gbf to kiss and have hot gay sex with
i'm really shy though, and closeted. and, and. i'm kind of a huge faggot in secret

>>43464720
have you never posted a vocaroo because you have a Boston accent that would give where you are away lol

also Boston accents are the hottest accents btw
nothing turns me on more than a Boston accent

shiza is always nude and fully lewd

>>43464520
HAHAHA FUCK MACAQUES

don't think i could date someone with cognitive dissonance any more

>You could survive off only bananas
No you can't...
>I actually eat more bananas than most people and I'm alive?!

You people will disagree with literally anything

WHEN IM WITH MY FRIENDS I DO SAY YES MAWMA

>>43464878
i'm not a big ass eater but could do if partner likes it..
rest is great
holding hands and feeling loved would be great during pp in butt time

can I just say though, I am bi myself, I hate these closeted bi bitches or toe-in-the-water men that say the most digusting shit about men and treat cock like a fetish they have while not caring about the men around it

know what, maybe we should gaslight them into thinking they are straight actually, we don't want them

Who is the mother of the gaygen house?

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>>43464816
Anons are the ultimate attention whores.

>>43464979
all bottoms treat cocks and tops like a fetish :(

>>43464940
Fwick you! You jus' wike when twinks soun wetahded!

>>43464989
A fetish with a wallet uwu

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tried going for a bike ride
ended up puking during it
sad

>>43464969
>You people will disagree with literally anything
that's not true though...

>>43464989
that's true, tops are playings and i'm constantly looking for another gay bottom to build a home with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R16RQdv45tY

>>43464989
Tops don't think it's sexy to hear about how much I want to sleep in late vuddling with them before breakfast.
They want to hear about how I'm going to give their cocks that quack quack head and get their cum up and out my nose.

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for years is crazy slayer

>>43464989
can't be doing that
I need a person behind the pp
I need a connection
I don't like feeling used..

>>43465033
my close personal friend britney spears made me a voicemail message?

>>43465001
Lol I'm a broke student bitch, my boyfriend makes more than I even will when I'm finally qualified.

I was sleeping and I had a dream I went down on a tranny but the gag is the trannt had no penis he was a nullo he had cut his dick off while he was drunk and I got flashbacks to him in the er but he still had balls and they were in a ball stretcher so I just slapped and jerked his balls around :s and rimmed his ass

>>43465034
I literally just want to cuddle with my bf in a big cummy mess but as soon as I cum in him he's up and playing playstation

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What are you guys doin?

Watching people on YouTube collect eggs since I cant in this part of my life

>>43465035
How crazy, someone wants to chat with people, point and laugh

>>43465072
watching deadlock streams
waiting for the steam controller to drop
debating whether or not i want to waste the rest of my day queuing deadlock

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>>43465035
The fake nice act before the menthol of the rejection kicks in

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Awake

>>43465097
me hiding from hungry bottoms on apps

>>43465097
Okay just this one time, this monkey deserves some pity.

your bf left you a message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdElYnd-xMo

>>43465072
I might go to one of the trails I like with my cousin after work. It's going to get really warm this evening uwu.

He wants to take photos for his dating profile, hopefully another straight friend comes because I'm mostly excited to climb on rocks and look at bugs, and don't know what girls like...

this is a pathetic question if i went to a gay bar or club or whatever could i get like hugged and touched nicely or is it just like having sex in bathrooms and such

>>43465125
Take pics and share here of mushrooms if you find any

>>43465136
depends on the bar but usually guys are pretty touchy feely if you are chatting and flirting with them

>>43465136
You will get raped by the entire bar they will tie you up on the counter and run a train on you

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I smoke cigawets and skate around looking sexy.

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School is out which means the gym will be crowded :/

>>43465153
This is unfortunately true
Bring lube

>>43465136
You will be groped by men way drunker than you with stinky breath and the music and crowd will be over stimulating and when you try running to the bathroom for a break there will be people fucking loudly in their, too.
The gay bar isn't boring

>>43465159
thats why i work out at home
i cant stand being in busy public locations

>>43465136
just go up to guys you find attractive and ask for a hug..
get ready for the rejection though

>>43465125
>don't know what girls like...
same thing you do, faggot

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>>43465153
That's hot, if i could pick which guys fuck me.

>>43465136
yes

I'm a cis gay man on hrt that went throught bottom SRS surgery. Ask your questions.

>>43465173
No its only hot BECAUSE you DONT pick which guys fuck you retard

how do you ask a guy out

>>43465150
>>43465153
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>>43465182
ok thank you
im too scared to go to any in my city but i plan to go interstate soon and i will test there so if i get totally humiliated at least i don't ever have to show my face there again

>>43465218
hey man we should get together sometime
and then suggest a date location

>>43465193
show srsussy or larp

>>43464987
shiza's hemorrhoid!

>>43465168
It's a complicated set up, but he wants to portray a particular image that I don't think is going to work out for him or get the kind of girl he's looking for on top of being pretty inauthentic...
I don't know what a clout chasing insta thot is looking for in a man, or how to find one who wants to retire and become a house wife.

It's more that the task is impossible...
And he's authentically a cute autistic nerdy accountant guy who doesn't go out much, I said that was a viable niche and he should just lay into it, but I was over ruled by him and my roommate...

>>43465223
how big is your city? just go in to grab a drink and look around, you don't have to hit anyone

>>43465197
As long as I can filter out non white passers and gross guys

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>i'd let the entire bar rape me
>no gross guys
put your trip back on

>>43465278
who asked

kind of crazy that like 70-80% of the gasoline in your gas tank doesn't even go into moving your car

>>43465302
Never said the first part

https://x.com/bayrakmedya/status/2051156914281623798
need that big man on the bottom

>>43465335
"i'd let several men in the bar rape me" is only a hair better

>>43465347
>"several is almost the same as all"

>>43465347
>I'd let
Then it's not rape

>>43465356
having sex with several men in the same night is disgusting i hate bottoms so much

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>>43465332
pay up, carpiggy

>>43465367
If it doesn't affect you why so mad?

>>43465377
shenzen the city is fully electric, lmao amerikikes

>>43465390
cause he is a broke and rejected loser

I sucked his peenie weenie in the alley walley

>>43465390
because i once read a comic about a bottom who slept around with men and then he eventually finds a nice virgin top and settles with him and it's presented very sweetly. and i'm supposed to pretend i didn't see the first 10 pages of the bottom getting a trained ran on him?
and call off your simp

>>43464479
i went ahead and deciphered the shit lettering
googled it
found a video and
im listening and fucking shit elevator music with some whore banshee wailing
my ears be bleeding
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHWhrGW098

I'm going to uni as a mature (30+) student, will I look like a gross old man if I get involved in uni lgbt stuff? I promise not to creep on twinks

>>43465423
Are you the vegan too?

>>43465426
I already judged this particular book by its gayass cover

>>43465429
you probably will, sorry. you could always check to see if there are other older members, but if you're going to be the only one i'd personally keep out.

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>>43465429
you can play the role of a wise (lol) unc who decides on conflicts like solomon, thats what i did while preying on insecure twinkies

>>43465443
Confirming my suspicions, thanks
Christian society it is

>>43465429
I was thinking of doing this. What degree are you chasing?

>>43465446
wrong brl! rope on your dead brothers tree grave lmao

>>43465439
i dunno who that is but i ctrl+f'd vegan. don't wrap everyone who is even slightly mean into one person, that's schizophrenic

>>43465332
Where does it go then? Idk how to drive a car

>>43465447
I honestly don't want to hit on students, I have a boyfriend. I'm just doing a super intense course and I was looking into other stuff to do

>>43465469
It's not that you guys are "mean", just very bitter and sad, unless its sarcasm (both vegan anon didn't seem sarcastic lol)

>>43465458
It's a professional degree. Don't want to get too specific because it's niche and you never know who's watching

>>43465474
than why the fuck would you get involved in some uni troon shit lmao

Training to be a top scientology speedrunner with shiza and deltoid

>>43465485
Wig

>>43465439
over here meatoid catch me if you can before you get a heartattack and ass cancer

>>43465429
you'll be fine if ur not creepy but its mostly going to be they/thems so prepared to be disapointed.

>>43465279
it's a pretty small city, there's one enormous club that gives me a panic attack from the pictures alone and i think two smaller bars
the reason to do it out of state is because of the multiple escape hatches and outs and even then the prospect is terrifying, i couldn't do it here

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Then again, many of my posts are sarcasm but some taked as serious

>>43465473
a lot of it turns into heat and exhaust
>>43465478
man as often as i see you being antagonistic lol just fuck off for now

>>43465502
When im being antagonist?

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>>43465499
dw I would never take you seriously babe :)

>>43465495
small cities very rarrely have gay bars... and the clubs are small, but you do your assburger you, maybe grab some meds like xanax and betablockers...

>>43465502
why isnt something else used for heat and exhaust?

>>43465519
>coming from a tranny that need to attach pics of women to even have some semblance of personality
Ok

>>43465512
that's a tough one because being able to remember things is a little obsessive. and to be i don't pay attention. but you just said that a lot of your posts get taken seriously so you'd know better than me.
i was half being sarcastic too at the start but then you and your girl tried to double team me.
>>43465524
i...dont know that much

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>>43465519
That's actually very good of you, Winona. Im often not serious, very playful and cheeky. How is the cold?

>>43465542
Actually since you say it, it is like this >>43465499
Even if i "antagonist" it is never serious. Im too retarded to stop trying to be playful through text.