prev: >>43460810qott: what are your top 3 favorite video games of all time?
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>>43464275hard to say since idc about games that much anymoreI guess Dragon's Dogma, Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire, and Final Fantasy V?
I thought I just started feeling comfortably as a cis man now that I feel like myself with a grown out beard but I just had a dream that I was able to sing like a woman effortlessly and I started feeling dysphoria when I woke up and realized it was a dream.
>>43464305Yes. cute 7/10
>>43464275Bloodborne, Dark Cloud 2, and Nier Replicant
>>43464305Yeah, I wanna rub my cock and balls on your face
>43464248 We're on a high ridge of an unmaintained trail
>>43464192 #the stories like this and miscarriages around a child who turns out to be trans is highly suspect and should be studied more.my mom lost quintuplets right before me>>43464208 #jesus does not hate you pennyI'm paraphrasing here, but jesus said "there are sarises who were born such from the womb, and sarises who were made sarises by men, and there are sarises who made themselves such for the kingdom of heaven"
>>43464275>what are your top 3 favorite video games of all time?>favoritedark souls 1, saints row 2, disco elysium
Does working out make men gay? If so how do I profit off of this as someone who goes to the gym?>>43464275>wottdishonored, red dead 2, milk outside a bag of milk
>>43464275morrowinddkc2stardew valley
>>43464335ahhonourable mention for oblivionoblivion actually deserves the number 1 spot and shouldnt be ranked for meit set me on a path of being into really weird occult stuff, rpgs, and is the reason i have friends and didnt kill myself
>>43464305You look like you're trying to get north of the Wall.
i have recently been informed that I will never kiss anyone ever again
I'm going to swap sdv for resident evil actually
>>43464275pokemon emerald, dragons dogma dark arisen, ratchet and clank UYA
>>43464363Hello, how is the nub today?
>>43464366fuck I forgot about pokemon silver:( this question is too hard
>>43464360why not
and idek if i like kissing ive hardly done any of iti think i can count the number of kisses with tongue ive had in my life on one handand that's all i'll ever have
1 choid tongue in my mouth
>>43464376gf says she's not gonna do it anymore
>>43464369It's trophy wife material now
>>43464395that’s so sad
>>43464275I haven't played a lot of videogames but I like postal 2, minecraft and this point and click series :))>>43464331Maybe youre right...... Maybe I should be nicer to him......
i never kissed anyone before
>>43464398based <3
>>43464410i would like to think so because like ive wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy
choid who takes me out for dinner
I want to date a guy who looks like he might hate crime and loves me anyway, but takes out his complicated feelings about dating a tranny on me while we fuck
>>43464421You can't be a trophy wife because you can't have children. You could be someone's fwb but you're getting a little too old for that. Aim for being a dl side piece.
>>43464434I will call you a faggot while we fuck
i wore one. they're actually very comfortable you almost forget they're there. i haven't exactly tested the waters so to speak and I'm worried it's not exactly airtight but I guess it's more for. spillage. i refuse to bow to humiliation I will hold my head high
>>43464421based <3>>43464436cringe and not based>>43464443based
>>43464436you'd like that wouldn't youbut no i will have kids one day I just have to keep trying!!
>>43464434The monkey's paw curls a finger
I will soon grow a wombYou'll see!!!!!!
hey bronya im watching a lets play of metal wolf chaos
>>43464399that's just her living the life she wants to livewhat's sad is that i as a "grown ass man" as they say feel like that's something that i need in my lifewhat kind of disgusting pervert gets this upset over not feeling carnally desired
>>43464443if this is about cages this was very ominous timing...
nbe so they want to have sex w me while we’re talking, and hip thrust machine so they want to have sex w me while I’m walking away>>43464441<3 you’re so sweet <3>>43464457I like to think that the monkey is a nice one and will give me a kind rich tall handsome husband who loves me unconditionally
>>43464453>taking dick after dick will get me pregnantThe only thing you can give birth to is a big fat turd floating in the toilet. Be realistic.
>>43464466she wears diapers
>>43464275>qottnier replicant drakengard 3ace attorney seriesit’s bank holiday hi cg
>>43464315wish I liked Nier, found it so dull
i want to die
Stealing her dads clothes while we're at the family dinner and changing into them before I fuck her
>>43464478so i just humiliated myself for zero solidarity
>>43464464french repper kun…
>>43464275STALKER SHOCDark Souls 1Half-Life 1
>>43464452ty ^^what's new with you
>>43464498>SHOCBASED ALERTGEM ALERTBASE GAME SHOC >>>>>> COP
>>43464478I thought she drowned in her own piss last night.
>>43464275>qottSomaDisco ElysiumUmineko (Plus red dead redemption 2 as an honourable mention)
>>43464494im neither of those thingsand im probably older than you so not kun either
>>43464471nonsense. girls do not poop that is a straight up myth
girls don’t poop they SHIT
has anybody seen rick?
>>43464502I'm programming a gui, i don't like programming guisI'm also eating chicken and ricevery sleepy, i will go to bed soon
>>43464510100% I'll always pick the more linear game, though I will say that most of my playtime is in Call of Chernobyl, Anomaly/Gamma etc, but I got the most enjoyment out of my first SoC playthrough, even the story, the end makes me a little emotional Strelok is such a tired man
>>43464466cages are exceptionally uncomfortable. you gotta really get the perfect fit it's kind of a pain
>>43464535He's getting an MRI for his traumatic brain injury after being assaulted.
>>43464485nier, especially replicant, fucking sucks. it's emotion baiting garbage for people to cry to. it's not the high art people make it out to be.>le mobs have... feelings... are we the baddies?
>>43464545It makes me so unbelievably horny when I rub my cock on someone's face. It's mandatory foreplay for me
i hate myself so much im such a fucking loser too much of a coward to even kill myself
>>43464541yeah exactlyfor mods its whatever, but the premier stalker experience for a new person is just playing shocthat game made me fall in love with slav shooters so hard, it was brilliant and the entire end portion of the game had real emotional weight to itit felt like you earned the ending more than in most games
same something nice about me
>>43464521>50 p to her name>Gaymer
>>43464544>you gotta really get the perfect fit it's kind of a paini will have to do more research...
>>43464540ohhh what language? also that sounds like a finicky project with lots of tinkering. and you should get some comfy sleep then
>>43464463I'm not familiar! sounds cool! any good?>>43464464occitan boymoder senpai, it's normal to feel like that. everyone wants to be desired. i get mad about how this Yankee Christian bullshit has convinced everyone they have to be chaste to be upright and respectable. regardless of sex or any of that everyone wants to feel wanted that's like a basic human need. suddenly not having that is like. obviously something that would mess anyone up. what's going on with you and the gf?
im going to find some way to make myself hurt very, very badly today
>>43464305Yeah, now show me your ass
>>43464572>>43464580same>>43464598not same. pls don't do that
>>43464534that's what I'm talking about
>>43464305I think you could look gayer desuwear a cami like I do
>>43464595im not a goddamn boymoderwhat's going on is im a giant piece of shit but she's grown used to my presence so she won't leave because it's comfortable even though she could do so much better
>>43464436>>43464469>tfw the trips have been single for years and still think they're going to be some rich fella's trophy wife one dayPeak delusion.
>>43464558i haven't even looked in the mirror my psyche isn't ready. but they're pretty tasteful they just look kinda like a high waisted nude underwear>>43464305a little gay yeah >>43464589let's keep studying!
>>43464580Also rubbing my balls all along your face, from chin to forehead and back.
>>43464275DS1Prey 2017re4 remakei want to put wow somewhere here but its hard to rank a live service game but that was my childhood
>>43464569yeah no mods first time outside the usual fixes.>that game made me fall in love with slav shooters so hard, it was brilliant and the entire end portion of the game had real emotional weight to itnothing really hit the same, I didn't enjoy metro too much back in the day, maybe i should try again with the new game coming up, I hope it's suitably heavy.there's something so oppressive about stalker that I love, especially SHoC>it felt like you earned the ending more than in most gamesYeah it does an amazing job of feeling like a journey, the leaderboard, the journey north, the escalation towards the end with Military Vs Monolith, the c-con, the wish granter itself sending messages straight to your brain, so, so goodthe start is also excellent, the cordon might be one of my favorite areas in any game
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>>43464618sounds like you have some self esteem issues going on, narbonnais egg shifu. doesn't sound like the relationship is helping either. if you aren't happy why not just leave
>>43464622art>>43464639BANGER
>>43464619Come back in 3 years they’ll still all be here attention whoring. Still no bfs. Older and more chopped.
>>43464663actually in three years I'll be dead (spontaneous combustion
>>43464674NO!!!!!
Reeks of piss in here
>>43464682don’t worry bronya wore the daip
>>43464592I'm being forced to use java with javafxthings are not ideal
>>43464682sowwy
>>43464692suicide inducing. godspeed anon.
Imagine dating a tranny who smells like piss.
imagine dating
Would you rim your choid?
>>43464634>nothing really hit the sameoh for sureyour first time with stalker, especially if youre at a certain point in your life, will leave a lasting impression that few pieces of media are capable of capturingits one of those lightning in a bottle pieces that managed to cook together all of its individual pieces into something that can fully immerse you and uses everything to paint the story for youevery piece of audio, every little set piece, the bleak lightingeven the technical limitations of the time end up playing into it which was one of things i ended up arguing with friends over when stalker 2 got releasedthat there are games like stalker which are defined by their use of the technical limits of their time, and that taking them out of that into a modern setting takes away from their overall aesthetic, and that a game like stalker has its oppressiveness, which is vital to the storytelling its trying to accomplish, in part defined by that limitationsilent hill 2 had a good remake for example, but optimally you should still play the original because the use of the engine to meet the creative need of the mind behind it was baked into the visual story telling elements, and the same is done with stalkeridk, rambling off but its why a person should really embrace jank in old games like stalker and the visual aesthetic which can be far more bleak than anything provided by like a visual overhaul or lighting changeit would be like using ai to change a painting for your first exposure to that piece
imagine
>>43464710>dating >a tranny Kek
>>43464674im afraid I'm going to need to show you how it's donewe are getting u some flare jeans with rhinestones on the butt and a bralette and cami
>>43464726Hot. Show me your hole I need to cum
>>43464728Imagine grudge fucking a tranny who smells like piss.
>>43464619dumbass doesn’t understand wtf a monkeys paw is, nobody here is so delusional as to think magic is real but apparently you’re delusional (or just stupid) enough to assume that
>>43464692you might be better off with boxes of punch cards desuThat's rough
>>43464721what is that
>Hot. Show me your hole I need to cum
>>43464753I'm sorry, that question was too crass and I feel ashamed
>>43464730that’s normal. i had that happen a lot before i started hrt
>>43464761i look like this tranny btw
>>43464766tell me!
>>43464781Ok, only because you asked. Would you eat ur choid's butthole?
>>43464652im not happy because im not built for happiness. she's done nothing wrongi wish i was strong enough to leave anyway but i can't face life without herthere's not enough of me left to form a functioning human being and without her i will tear myself apart. figuratively and literally.im too scared i cant do that
>>43464595>I'm not familiar! sounds cool! any good?it's fromsoft's magnum opus
>>43464724Agreed, but I will say, some jank in SHoC is rooooooough, so a fix is worth.but there's good jank, the guns, the AK is unrealistically bad, but that's good, it makes getting a g36 etc so much more rewarding (finally I can headshot someone)and yeah, there's a certain art style/grunge that came from that engine that Stalker 2 doesn't have, I'll say S2 looks amazing, and the world without loading screens is fun, but it doesn't hold a candle to the original, as things like A-Life aren't as present imo. Even zone-based open world Stalker experiences (GAMMA) are better than Stalker 2's seamless open world.I feel a similar way about HL2, it's another game that's nigh perfect to me (just under hl1) and I think so much of it's atmosphere/weight comes from 1. when it was made and 2. the engine itself.this is why I think HL2 RTX is a waste of time>it would be like using ai to change a painting for your first exposure to that piecenever agreed more>your first time with stalker, especially if youre at a certain point in your life, will leave a lasting impression that few pieces of media are capable of capturingWhen i first played it as an isolated teen it massaged my brain in a way other games didn't, even one's that were touted as masterpieces
>>43464779Rude
fromsoft's magnum opus and it's a giant bowl of SHIT, FUCK YOU MIYAZAKI UR A FUKEN HACK!!!
>>43464791ummm no that’s kinda really gross :(
>>43464749im sleep now
>>43464748the first few times out and about are always the toughest. however you want to look we can get you used to being yourself
yoko taro believers stay winning if you ignore the quick demise of sinoalice and reincarnation
>>43464831okign programmernon
i think i will go the rest of my life without ever being understood
>>43464812>When i first played it as an isolated teen it massaged my brain in a way other games didn'texactlythe summer i spent playing stalker into the fall was one of the most influential times on me in a weird wayit got me into hiking, guns, soviet films, milsurpit had a really lasting impression that few pieces of media were ever able to spawn>Even zone-based open world Stalker experiences (GAMMA) are better than Stalker 2's seamless open world.its crazy to me that a-life is still a WIP this far outthat shouldve been step 1 and its left a really poor taste in future production for me>this is why I think HL2 RTX is a waste of timeyeah, like hl2 and source 1 in general is one of the most cohesive games in how it implemented sound, graphics, lighting, etc.its beautifully consistent and immersive, and it gets to forever hold accolades on innovative 3d environment manipulation
hey bronya i'm the youngest person to ever reach silver daddy rank in bpdsluts the other 3 are 34 and 39 and 43 and i'm an 18 year old chaser and i've written over 100k messages in bpdsluts
>>43464832yoko taro is a gooned out hack
>>43464858morning
>>43464856Thanks I totally needed to know that
>>43464858hi sobert
all japanese devs are HACKS!!!
>>43464856>>43464836woops>>43464861sanity, sukei, same person, get fucked
>>43464854let me see your propeller hat baby
>>43464868what about kojimbo and mashed potato samurai?
>>43464856
>>43464869I'm trying
>>43464879hate this fag
>>43464874buy me chicken mcnuggets first lady
>>43464886it’s a very melancholic monday afternoon for me
>>43464721if he was comfortable with it I'd really like to. it's my favourite. but I get people are scared
>>43464886im hungry and excited to eat lunch soon
>>43464876kojimbo is the biggest hack in the world, and I say this as a MGS fan. Konami did NOTHING WRONG
>>43464896i’ll get you a mario galaxy meal and a mcflurry cutiepie <3
>>43464900hey bronya i think u forgot to reply to my post
>>43464918im gonna get fried chicken :)
Going to jerk off to sukei
>>43464900Would you have him shave first? I mean I'm just interested in the logistics here
>>43464894for what? a bit of whimsy? some jovial merriment? where is the laughter in your home anon
>>43464909yay :) and then what?
>>43464938his games suck and nier fans are the biggest fags in the world
>>43464747i think magic is real but I'm crazy>>43464805OHHHHH I REMEMBER NOW!!!! it has some major fans right? >>43464796this kind of co-dependence will only eat both of your souls, right sarah-dono? nobody is particularly built for happiness or unhappiness. i hope you can find a little peace>>43464847real. I've accepted it>>43464854WHOA!!!!!! さすが! I'm so proud of you 18yochaser-tan you've been working so hard!
i havent slept with a man in so long im going insane
>>43464858gorny!>>43464911which one>>43464935nah I'm not scared of a little hair I'm a grown woman
>>43464955there are men here nona
>>43464965will they all come to toronto for a chopper tranny? no
>>43464958>grown woman... who pisses the bed. Can't get laid cos she always forgets her mattress protector.
>>43464955stop being a bitch and ask someone
>>43464305I want to gay things to you but deep down i know youre an little brat that only eats pasta
chasers come to mexico, i have a machete
#lockin
>>43464953i like his games :) i also like him and im also a fag i guesswhat’s your taste anon?
>>43464971a chopper? yous a helicopter? fly to them dummy
>>43464983yay epic and are you in the bpdsluts server dawgy
i wish solid snake was my bf. he’s so good at conversations and listening
>>43464521Red dead 2s story was kind of dog shit but i think its just really beautiful and brought that time and era to life in a way ive never seen before
chasers better let me look at their butthole
>>43464958>nah I'm not scared of a little hair I'm a grown womanAh interesting, I just wonder if people care less than me because I feel a bit similarI wonder how you even put that request across if you're talking to a choid
i should really finish university before going on the hunt for a relationship againi can be a dumb bitch with a degree then
>>43464991i meant CHOPPED
>>43464985not nier, that shit sucks>i-i-it's meant to be boring...>it is sad! it's so emotional! (character died) I cried! Ending Z is totally worth it dude
>>43465008And debt!
>>43464993yes I am in there, I'm the guy with the voice changer pretending to be a horny south asian>>43464995...conversations...?
>>43465014minor spelling mistake it’s over kid
>>43464305You kinda look like a lesbian
>>43465023university is free here i am not in debt
>>43465008college is a pretty good time to date tho. lots of free time
>>43465016With what toppings
>>43464954personally i hope i can muster up the courage to transfer her all my money and go live on the streets somewhere in Mexico before i waste any more of her lifeid say "kms" but that's not a route afforded to me, unfortunately.it probably no longer carries the repercussions it once did but I can't be sure and so cant risk it
>>43465022it’s a good story anon, you should kick back and enjoy the time spent playing <3 the lore of the drakenier universe is very fun
>>43465027IM NEVER HAVING SEX EVER
please please please please please please touch me and call me a faggot
>>43465045one day a nice mechanic will grease your gears helicopter chan
>>43465024you know like when two people are talking to each other? like in the 1949 film the third man where lime talks to martin on the ferris wheel about cuckoo clocks
>>43465032French?
>>43465058>Play it 5times this time it will be good!No
>>43465052*slaps you*Fucking faggot
>>43464977scary
I choose NO sex EVER
>>43465052real
>>43465070hit me again thats hot
bf who chokes me to death
>>43465088I'd give you a black eye so we get weird looks in public together
>>43465084trvke
>>43465094yes yes yes!!!
>>43465058>I CAN'T READ>>43465042It's faggot shit, it's derivative and lameReplicant is the most dissapointing game I've ever played (Every ending, every weapon, all upgrades, every side quest) I juiced it for all it's worth and it wasn't worth anything, even the characters fucking suck (Muh girlboss kaine, cryfaggot emil)
i have come into a small sum of money so I will be celebrating with soup dumplings later this evening. REJOICE>>43464975I also regularly struggle with doors in public, accidentally pop a titty from gesturing too enthusiastically, and wildly misread the room. if I waste all my time being embarrassed i won't have any left to keep embarrassing myself>>43465006usually very bluntly. i don't beat around the bush
18 year old trannies with braces and pigtails <3
this place is boring i think i'll go to gaygen and larp as a boy
>>43465039ok well I'm not going to hope for that because it's stupid
>>43465048You look like a girl that's trying to be slightly butch you gaybitch
lesbians are women you fucking CHUD
>>43465121I'll only respect anal only lesbians
>>43465052I'll hug you tenderly and quietly and calmly calling you a faggot while smothering your face to my manly hairy chest
>>43464275Lisa, Dark cloud 2, Zone of enders 2>>43464305you look cute. Pretty hair but sad eyes Stu. Look like you've been crying in this pic.
women aren't even real, they're all just agents of satan
the trick to hiding your sad eyes is to always wear a blindfold or sunglasses
would you love me if i had a vagina?
>>43465036im a tranny lol i can only find ppl online anyways>>43465063no but i am EU
>>43465067Trust me dude, the third ending will totally change your perspective on life itself
>>43465152Of course! But I'm going to sulk if it is one of those zero depth ones daddy needs to be able to dick it down.
>>43465121Uhhuh>>43465152Why wouldn't I?
autismos be like "bro you gotta sink 500 hours and 100% this autistic weeaboo game and u will get a 30 second cutscene where the silent protag will say some high schooler nietchiean sheeit and u will cry and ur life will change!!!"
>>43465128i have become so unbelievably taken by the concept of a pussyfree lesbian in this moment. felt like a shounen MC getting their powers I floated a little and glowed while dramatic music played. that's an incredible incredible idea
>>43465188i look like this and say this
>>43465104Not my problem.
when he slaps it on yours
>>43465204h o t
thoughts on lgbt?
bro trust me u gotta play nier!! the cute anime girl has a giant penis bro it will change ur life!! and the second gaame brooo did i mention the boobies on that robot?!!? also they say some deep shit at the end when u beat the game for the 69th time
>>43465215I beat it 1 and a half times and said yeah I’m not doing this 4 more times in a row
>>43465210Welcome back. I like all of them! There are subdivisions of alphabet people I do not like but it really just comes down to mean twinks.
>>43465200not mine either. what should we do
>>43465210Friendslop
only game I beat a couple dozen times was dragons dogma cuz it was FUN and you could speedrun it in like 3 hours o algo asi
Cumming on her gock then making her cum with a vibe
>>43465234your natural aegyo is so refreshing
>>43465234Don’t cry my little chud>>43465239I agree, I hate subdivisions
>>43465210my fav sandwich lettuce gay bacon tomato
>>43465234Me in the back
>>43465247see this is actually realistic for once why is it so rare that the choid fantasies are actually actionable in practice. wait are you a transbian
when he chokes you until you nearly pass out and then unzips his pants and you climb up to his bulge
it’s not that I have something specific to talk about, but I’m really looking forward to seeing my therapist, I think I just want to be generally vulnerable rn>>43465084omg i made this picrel, woaw>>43465152I’m actually v worried about this>>43465188YouTube, show me the secret cutscene that takes 200 hours to see, cause I don’t wanna do all that>>43465190hothothothot
>>43465258I play with thos toys
>>43465255I am a MAN
>>43465234:( Please don't, I'm easily influenced by others emotional state and I cant do anything to relieve it so it gets worse. You have a cute comforter, I have one too like that but it's got bears all over it.
>>43465258is this bc you excited for ftfemboys who want big boobs
>>43465186because you like trannies >>43465263why are you worried about me having a vagina?
>>43465263I love it and have adopted it as my own
My identity is based primarily on having liv agar glasses>>43465289I’m worried about not being lovable if I’m not desirable as a fetish object :(
sour gummy worm reign siiiiiiip
>>43465305sick of em
>>43465306Id love you if only you'd let me *starts playing tiny violin *
>>43465308pass the worms
bf who doesn't get weirded out when i call him dad
>>43465306it’s ok men fetishize vaginas too
>>43465317Probably get hard desu
>>43465315it’s a drink silly
where is my dad
>>43465326i said pass the worms
>>43465330oh ok
Can someone cradle my head rq>>43465308mmmmm yummy>>43465314Anon ofc I love you <3>>43465317bf who makes me call him dad>>43465319reallly, you mean it??
>>43465329isn't that a pixies song
>>43465329hes busy lil bro
hi anons
father i need you
>>43465329i saw him on telegram he got raped by a ukranian drone :(
>>43465337>bf who makes me call him daddo guys like that exist
>>43465317Love you princess <3
I love saying “that’s interpretable” when ppl say things that may or may not be revealing>>43465352Only in my wet dreams
bf who calls me dad
>>43465289I do, but a lot of it is a protective urge and need to comfort. If my partner wants srs that's their choice and I support whatever makes her happier.>>43465306There are quite a few guys like me, I know its not the majority by a long shot but were out there. You'll find him.
rank most and least approachable tranners
>>43465354i wish
bf who doesn't talk to the police about any of my activities
>>43465369me for both depending on if i took my meds
>>43465317saying 'hey dad' and having both your bf and dad say 'yes sweetie'
>>43465376REAL
it's so crazy to think that the sexual and romantic parts of my life are just overlike i just closed my eyes one night and opened them the next morning to a world where i will never be involved in any of that ever again
>>43465369I'm the most approachable because my eyes will widen and my full attention will be on what you have to sayand I'll actually reply back
I'm very approachable, but you are not allowed to get close
>>43465386I kill kill kill kill lego batman
>>43465376I’m not really sure my meds change me that much, or if they even really work>>43465386I’m so hype for the new Lego Batman game
Jerking off to the next tranny who posts (if you're in the chasercord archives ofc)
>>43465387did you get disfigured in an accident?
>>43465397Hi
>>43465397me
>>43465397i have been foldered but i wasn’t posting under a trip at the time
>>43465317Used to kinda cringe at it when I was 20 but I've grown more comfortable with it as I age. There's a cute enby I'll be rooming with in a few days who calls me big brother.>>43465393burps louder and blows it in your face
>>43465399no i got fat and started taking estrogen and slowly became even crazier than i already was
>>43465346thats not true....
>>43465410I’m lego joker
>>43465397Dude they're ALL in the chasercord archives at this point
Patting choid's head
thoughts on gym bros w republican mustache
>>43465410I also have crazy RBF Stu it kinda sucks right? People think im so mean.
>>43465397asking choids to get acquire undercover access to the chasercord for me to see if they have the rarest sanities
>>43465400Your recent pics in those pink panties aren't archived yet ):>>43465402>>43465406What's your archive number anons?
>>43465411the crazy mellows out after about two years. and men like fat women dw
im receiving divine punishment for going to the gym at 1 pm
thoughts on men who are secretly woke vs blatantly woke?
Ask me anything. I’m famous .epic
>>43465432a lot of guys do some are kinda assholes, I like all size of girl but if I see skeleton mode I am forcing food into your craw.>>43465438EXACTLY THE GIF I WAS THINKING OF
i need someone to squeeze my weird swollen male nipples so bad
>>43465430This one?
i hate being a eunuch i long to enjoy the warmth of intimacy but i can't
>>43465442i like men who are tastefully woke
>>43465453Pulls off all your pubes
>>43465457fart machine
>>43465457Archive updated <3
>>43465432and when your e levels get too low or too high, at least for me
>>43465472that too but you should have that mostly under control by year 2
Dating this tranny but she doesn't know her dates are paid for by selling custom feet vids on my onlyfansHow do I tell her? Do I tell her?
>>43465468Im not that bovine rach
>>43465486send them to Batman as clues .
wow a lot of you hate nier huh?more for me i guess
i hate my voice, i'd be such a whore if only the thought of a man who's into me hearing my voice didn't make cry
>>43465455ever since the one anon pointed out the socks I cant look way. Anyway would
>>43465507what does your voice sound like
Batman is Bruce Wayne btw. I knew the whole time
Only a stupid retarded gay piece of shit goes to subway and orders a sub
>>43465515i just sound like a regular dude, not even with a fagcent. iwnbaw, i need to find a gay guy who won't mind the fact that i have breasts and will let me be his bf
>>43465442a performative wokeness is no wokeness at all. a wokeness in theory with no wokeness in practice is no wokeness either
Sukeis voice and ass <3
>>43465547I know what im eating g for lunch
Tranny called me autistic because i walk on my toes around the house and said its because i dont like the feel of my heel striking the groundWhy do you fags always gotta say everythings a mental illness
>>43465516how did you figure that out
>>43465551but her face though>yikes
>>43465562nta but that’s autistic af
>>43465567She's cute
>>43465554I infected him with rice. Food posiong. My evil plan; go to china town and get shit from a 1 star restaurant and give Batman diareah >>43465565Chatgpt. That shit is so smart
>>43465432well i dont like men and ive been on hrt for almost 4 years now
>>43465509Does she know?>>43465506I mean its alright. I do think Taro is too up his own ass, I like automata and I like parts of replicant. Dont care for Drakengard. The pedophile party member was an interesting include I guess.
>>43465579Quintessential chasergen tranny post
>>43465572are we seeing the same face?
Only a stupid gay fuck nigga goes to dominos for the pizza
*indian accent* going to dominos for the pizza is like going to a tranny for the pussy
>>43465590TRVKE
>>43465604Not racist btw . The Indian accent was to make him sound wise
>>43465590im The Chasergen Transbian it's just a quintessential Me post
>>43465645What does that entail
>>43465645i call dibs on the mouth
>>43465642The chasergen transbian isn't a defining title nigga theres like 15 of you
My first bf was this Chinese guy who barely spoke a word of English. He’d just sit around all day watching SpongeBob and laughing his ass off. I never knew how he understood what they were saying
>>43465662there's just me and /k/elly but she wont stick around longmight even be gone already
>>43465633She doesnt know. He who cleans his house is expecting company
>>43465678there's also rach and rick. and sarah
>>43465671you don't need to understand what they're saying. its just inherently silly
>>43465678Newfag
My nose kinda looks like lois griffin's nose. Which is cool
>>43465694I wish i understood this before I let him slip through my hands
>>43465241>weThere is no "we".
>>43465721i like the mouth that’s where the tongue is
Bronya darling im making brambles if you want one
>>43465688i forgot about rachand sarah is meand Rick doesn't count he's just insane>>43465705im a thousand years old bucko
>>43465729We can be frens stu, im not into other girls
my boobs may be ugly but at least theyre gropeable nowfunction over form
>>43465741i would love one. thank you
>>43465751Its low in aesthetics and high in alcohol
my tits r meager and pathetic
another semester of being the most vocal person in the class while also being the tranny voice faggot god i hate how im socially capable
>>43465662Every tripfag in here is either a transbian or will be eventually
no tits
>>43465779bighairychoids
>>43465779debatable. barely
>>43465778you sound fine though
>>43465777Dont care you've got a pretty face even if its pouty most of the time.>>43465778Endearing trait to be certain>>43465793Yeah. What.
hi
>>43465806I think they're the best, that's what<3
>>43465819Aww..Thank you lil lady.
i wish i was asexual
>>43465793You're 100% meta attracted
all big hairy choids deserve to be loved by tranniesespecially the ones in horny jail
>>43465803fine yeah but on the inside im seething that the cissoids stay quiet while i keep the professor engaged>>43465806>Endearing trait to be certainyeah im pretty swag
https://litter.catbox.moe/5ze7gvmq3e6mo44n.jpegi disgust u admit it
>>43465852this is insufferable autistic troon behavior
>>43465863yes!
>>43465857Yeah I admit it
>>43465868yikes
>>43464999Red dead 2s story being dogshit is a take I haven’t seen before
>>43465831You'll get there as you get older, I've had enough sex where I don't really pine for it over an emotional connection first.>>43465852This is just most people though yeah? A lot of people clam up in class until they get singled out by the prof. You're funny nona.>>43465857No, not really. Signature pout still on, I think you're very pretty if I was finnish I would be clawing at your door.
>>43465863be nice to her
i ran into another tranner in the wild
>>43465887how to do this without having "enough sex"
So I came to check out chasergen but found a bunch of trannys...
>>43465887>This is just most people though yeah? A lot of people clam up in class until they get singled out by the prof. You're funny nona.yeah...im honestly just live posting to help calm my own anxietyi have gad so it kind of feels like im exploding even if im good at masking it in class
i went to the chaser store and nobody knew you!
>>43465886>now im just an illiterate cowboy but i think them there women need the same vote as us. Now let me gun down 200people as i get redemption Its fairly common on /v/
>>43465898This is the transbian blogposting thread
I will let you suck my cock if I can finger you at the same timeDeal?
>>43464275doom2, counter-strike,mmorpg slot HELLO FAGGOTS TIME TO KIKE THE REICH LETS FUCKING GO!OPENGATE LABS IS GOING DOWN NEXT WHAT YOU GONNA DO?EVERYTHING IS ON SALE. IT IS GOING DOWN.https://youtu.be/rDWalFmERhY?si=Lt5qpN2BrwcwvyFD&t=54
the jerk store just called
>>43465843yup it's all a ruse. I totally don't love men and their beautiful bulges and I totally don't want to cuddle them and be spooned by them and caress my arm on their chest while I breathe their scent in
is the toronto tranny still here who was admiring the workers outside her flat
I miss freakzilla anonNow that I'm strong enough to beat him he's gone....
desperately trying to wade through tale of immortal mods with my american diplomat level chinese and i came across this. holy based. i think this is my approach from now on. also all these mods are FLOSS?? its weird how that isn't just like. normal common practice everywhere>>43465771thats just how i like it... you totally get it
>>43465893I ran into like a dozen in the last week
>>43465898FUB but not Fubanon, I'm here. >>43465914Done before.>>43465895You can just have it. It's not as hard or bad as you think it is .Attraction can change quickly if you let it, how do you think I got here?
>>43465939i work with a gaggle of us but this was a new one that i don’t know!
PENNYBRUH GET YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN TO THE RING RIGHT NOWI'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW STRONG THE FREAKZILLA ISAND LATER ON I'LL GET YOUR WIFE ON HER BACKHOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!
>>43465928No you probably think you love men but you'll go troonsbian like they all do
let’s all go troonsbian
What is a group of trannies called?A troop?
>>43465962a murder
>>43465962A 'cule
>>43465968this ones good
https://voca.ro/17Eyxo0gPbEU
>>43465489Why are you always mentioning Roach?
>>43465962a gaggle. i already said it
i don’t think i’ve ever had a normal relationship
>>43465991Gaggle on my dick
>>43466015idk if it’s big enough for that :(
daddy ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
The year is 2028. Discordia is now 20 years old and has had SRS and is married to her tall handsome rich 100% straight White bf. They live in a luxury house in Hollywood and decide to go to Starbucks. They arrive at Starbucks and see a 38 year old Mexican working the counter.Discordia: Dawgy? Is that you? You look so old and poor. And Mexican. And transbian. Do you need a job at my rich handsome White bf's company?Dawgy: Fuck you ese, Ion need nothing man. Make your order or move along vato. Vamonos.Discordia: Well, suit yourself. I'm a good person and I tried. Discordia's handsome White bf: Hey, who's that fat dude sitting in the corner eating a tray of chocolate chip cookies?Discordia: That's Bronya and she actually goes by she/her pronouns. She got asylum here after her native Scotland became 100% Arab. Discordia's bf: Why is she so fat and ugly and stupid? Discordia: *giggles* Well she's doing her best
>>43466029discordia chads stay winning
agp curls repost
>>43466029i laughed
>>43466045Say something agp
Fuck you ese, Ion need nothing man. Make your order or move along vato. Vamonos.
>>43465952it's a bold fantasy... but let's see how it plays out for you. femininity does nothing for me and I'm not turned on by women whatsoever desu
bf who doesn’t hit me
>>43466061How refreshing usually you girls want us to beat you up
bf who goes to the aquarium with me
>>43466061NO THANKS !
>>43466045I think youre cute buddy youre doing well
I want to go to an aquarium...
bye bye! wave bye bye grandpa, bye bye pop pop bye bye!i gotta make an offtrip post, i'll trip on later. tell the goddamn braphog to call the groupchat, that should get rid of jeet for 60 posts
I'm so sleepy, troid come I need my arm pillow..
it's 2028mamo died alonethe body was not found for a month
aquarium date would be so cool
>>43466082omw!!
>>43466059>femininity does nothing for me and I'm not turned on by women whatsoever desuYeah never heard this one from troons before.....
How can I suck her cock if it's askew?
>>43466069they’ve never experienced it
i like boys and trans women only (cock sexual)
I should ask her on an aquarium date
>>43466094I'm confused is this some way to try to get me to post boobs or butt or something
>>43466048im a troonbian
>>43466083Don't say that. Please.
>>43466119No I've already seen those
>>43466114she should say yes and you should both send me pictures
>>43466114who
>qottPokemon GoldPES 4Football Manager Something like that anyway
>>43466127sorry i didnt mean it
>send face pic>get blockedThis is how i discovered i was ugly.
>>43466121You still living in España with all those nasty brown people
>>43466114You should. She would totes love it.>>43466106I like hairy chests and the neighboring hairy armpits and the smell of bulge (man sexual)>>43466137oh ok. just asking
>>43466157sadly yes :(
>>43466148Many such cases.>open new account >remove face pic>add dick pic>same people who blocked hmu
>>43466170A friend told me it only sucks if youre in madrid tho
>>43466138Are you more happy for the date or seeing crab pics?>>43466144You>>43466163>totesRadical
>>43465942you seem to be under the impression that i want for sexi could be having sex if i was willing to give up something much more valuable lots of it, oodles but it's disgusting to even want that so i want to be rid of these horrible urges
>>43466178they are everywherebut we are everywhere too
When I send face pics they just call me handsome
just remembered that time a girl friend convinced me to make a profile as a cis girl with my prehrt pics and I had like 100 messages in an hour
>>43466181but you don’t know me anon
>>43465277Everyone said i was a ftm on the eye thread :(
>>43466190Ziggers are everywhere? I thought it was a dying breed with it being 4 years into the special military operation
early hrt i sent a photo of my face to a guy in an office game in csgo and he called me a pretty faggot in a flirty voice and i think about him still
>As a mega gamer ill make my list relatively newer games5 Dragons Dogma 24 Divinity Original Sin 23 Baldurs Gate 32 Pathfinder Wrath of the righteous1 Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon
hello everyone :* painting toenails autism colors
thanks to the support of everyone here I can eat well. love you guys <33
>>43466121What stawks should I buy, Lyn?
I am brown and i think we mog everyone else
>>43466221Your diaps gonna be so full later
>>43466233The smell of shit usually mogs everything around it.
>>43466182Well you clearly do but are painting it as disgusting, to which I repeat: just do it. Kill the worm in your brain or validate its existence. Youre not giving up anything valuable. Dont like it? Never do it again. But you'll have certainty. I feel like youre probably one of those trannies whos very sex negative and probably says shit like rapestick unironically.
>>43466221Peng
>>43466181i want to see the jellyfish actually. and your date too i guess
>>43466240NOT
NEED stu to tell me how to take good pasta pics
>>43466194How do you know>>43466256Fine I can get some jellyfish pics anything else
>>43466146Its okay Mamo. I hope you'll be okay.
>>43466263how do you know you know me? i could be anyone :(
>>43466243where you from?
>>43466199When I posted eyes bronya said something threateningwhen I just posted eyes, they said boymoder>>43466221my goodness. wats that on the stick?
>>43466202u not cool enough to know what it means
>>43466221Mmmm Chinese meat stick... idk what that shit is called but I used to put away two packs worth when id get akeout
>>43466229i dont look like that clocky bitchhhhhh omggggg stopppppppppppp
>>43466273Texas.
buddhism is making a comeback in russia..... I can't believe it.....
>>43466276lamb. i have a serious skewer problem im trying to reign it in. but i couldn't resist just one>>43466280theyre the best right...
>>43466276Bronya is a violent woman. Dangerous
>Name a fictional character you relate to most?
>>43466283lol
>>43466277Yeah sorry I dont associate with retarded white trash
>>43466277Hindus?
>>43466276and dont be scared im nice :3
>>43466299>ill call you a zigger but i draw the line at national socialism and "holohoax"
>>43466291Quasimodo. Look like him too
>>43466282Come on Lyn, I always thought you were hot in a clocky way.
>>43466269I know anyone
>>43466321dont neg me
>>43466199I got clocked gay at first then boymoder.
>>43466291Snorlax
>>43466314A lie. Sometimes they look a little dry but i think your pics are always nice
when i embody the swastika i have miraculous luck. when i save a horse i get miraculous blessings. the noticing continues.
>>43466244you couldn't be more wrongi have had sex. many times. my revulsion stems from the immorality of me engaging in any sexual activity - not from having a "rapestick". i am a top, i only top i only ever have topped and i only ever will top. if anything it would be even more evil of me to engage in sex that didn't involve it
>>43466276>>43466329Going to see if i can find you now >:)
>>43466324negged
>>43466340It'll take seconds lol
i wish my life was like this
>>43466342dontttt!!
>>43466348Are you OP? I thought it was stu haha
>>43466354YES
>I felt the most connection with Annie from Sinners, she practices hoodoo and was mvp of the movie.>Also Tiana from the princess and the frog. She loves to cook. I do too.>Not black but Charmy from Black clover. Surprisingly good magic. And she lives for cooking and eating.
>>43466291Joel Miller Lisa the pointless >>43466355NO but I also thought op was stu
>>43466354I mean I'd eat it, needs a little garnish
"slut era" i say as i rot and decay inmy bedroom and watch the yearspass me by as i miss out on coreexperiences other people my age arehaving :')(this was an image but I can't get it to upload)
>>43466368you're a little garnish
>>43466370take a screenshot and upload thatit’s probably webp format which u can’t upload
>>43466370this too is a valid slut era. slut is a mindset
>>43466263clownfish too please oh and seals if they have them
>>43466372Dont make me commit an act of extreme sexual violence
>>43466350Ok, then realize that I think you're hot. Hotter than Lyn.
>>43466340Shouldn't be hard, brown hair>>43466305>>43466288Yeah you are nice actually, it was just a foreboding omenskewer problem? I'm bad for stabbing myself with them or like deep throating them it's kinda bad, I'm just hungry>lambfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucksorta want doner now or something>>43466290This is also true, violent, nice, dangerous, damp
>>43466380Seals??
>>43466291I am literally cheryl tunt
>>43466354Very
>>43466354Looks like it came straight from hell but i'd eat that
>>43466354Imagine the mess in bronyas diaper after that
>>43466394Insane how hard archer fell off
>>43466370I got chuI was going to post it too
>>43466389Hope this is you
NEED 4 uncut pozzed brazilian shemales MUST BE TOP and still pissing cum (no dry nuts) bolt ons negotiable. WRITE “im here daddy” must be in great shape with cum gutters preferably. NOTHING ABOVE 10% BODYFAT must be experienced topping with a sex swing PM ME
Thinking of ravs boobs
Its been. id say 8-10 years since I last had lamb. It was from Walmart. It was like a really tender steak.Sheep really are amazing. Its like they have white Afro fur.
>>43466376Woah. Thanks!>>43466377That's fair. I definitely have slut potential and that's probably enough :')>>43466410Oop, I saw this right after posting it. Thanks lol <3
>>43466390the aquarium by me has them and river otters and lemurs and birds
>>43466417>>43461716 forgot link like an idiot
>>43466402yea the dream seasons were pretty bad. I liked how they got him out of the coma though... they made some of the best episodes and then fell off again.
>>43466401this post was typed with one hand>>43466381there is nothing i would like more>>43466389i just keep eating them even tho they're too spicy QQtreat yourself... you deserve it
>>43466420I hope they're nice thoughts <3I switched to 200mg prog instead of 100mg and they're definitely fuller but not necessarily bigger
>>43466386ahem ahem and more passing and has an hourglass body shape and ahem ahem very cute upturned nose
>>43466443Are lewd thoughts nice thoughts?
hornygen is full and active today. i've noticed a pattern here. why do hornygens die when penny bruh posts there?
>>43466450I guess that depends on the person lol
>>43466452Because everybody beats their meat to her pics and leaves
>>43466452everyone cooms
>>43466427Helll no dummy
>>43466466>>43466467I don't think this is a positive thing.
Imagining Bronya pooping her diapers is rooted in colonialism btw
Hornygen is so bad how does anyone use that thread
had a dream about sucking dick, so that was nice. usually don't get those.
>>43466486Not for you who is trying to neg her anyway
>>43466488Poop does come from the colon but I don't know if that counts as an ism or not.
>>43464305Jewish
>>43466491chaser btw
>>43466486The only positive part of hornygen is being able to flirtpost endlessly about lewd scenarios
>>43466490i've never visited that thread it seems too gross even by 4chan.org standards
i had a dream about getting my butt touched when a man hugged me
>>43465962A troollop
>>43466501tranny actually!
>>43466504Thank you
Wearing anything besides crocs is so uncomfortable. But Crocs arent really... that fashionable. could get inserts.but I also hate how most shoes are so cramped in the toe area. Its crazy how many people have squished toes.
good evening everypony, what should i make for my tea tonight?
>>43466497no i just think the thread shouldn't be all about one person.
>>43466519butthole tea
Any 18-20 year old troons here this morning or just agehons as usual?
30+ trannies <3
>>43466525im 20 i make the markand i got asked for my id twice now last month so i could pass for 17 <3
>>43466536you look like a mexican 30yo tia
>>43466534im only one tranny but maybe we can find some more together
>>43466542lying to urself is foolish!
>>43466536You're walled out and fat. Next.
>>43466476>>43466223Like 100people got called boymoders. Actually desu its really difficult to tell from just eyes
god i hate women
Someone should tell me I’m pretty
18 year old chaseys <3
>>43466556im pretty
>>43466509>The ideal friend group has one fucktoy friend (you) that they can descend on like a pack of animals when they need to satisfy their urges and satiate their lust.Ok that gen is pure comedy holy fuck
NEED 4 uncut pozzed dual cultivators MUST BE YANG DOMINANT and still pissing jing (no huanjing bunao) jindan negotiable. WRITE “plucking yang to nurture yin” must be experienced cauldrons with spiritual roots preferably. NOTHING BELOW NASCENT SOUL must be experienced in use of spiritual herbs PM ME
>>43466465mm ok ahahaha. num num num
>>43466520That's up to the other posters to avoid. If someone hotter shows up that person gets the attention
hit the wall, troonand don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no morehit the wall, troonand don't you come back no more
>>43466564Why is it always some world order shit with this board. Does anyone masturbate to anything other than fictional AUs
>>43466534s o o n
>>43466552im not walled out but fat is fair im sorry for being such a pig
>>43466519Roasted cheese
>>43466586i thought you were already 30+
>>43466563Yes you are!
Also. Ive managed to get the hang of reducing my hunger allowing me to enjoy one large meal a day.Now I just need to calorie count all the food. on lazy days I can just throw an entire digorno pizza in the oven and eat that. It's 1200 cals total for the whole pizza.My doctors appointment for discussing diet drugs should be later this month.
>>43466593nobody here knows my age they all just meme and I follow along
>>43466597>reddit spacing
>>43466577yeah not very fair. the thread has to keep going.
>>4346660225
>>43466597Aren’t you like 100 pounds? Why are you trying to eat less?
anastasia is my favorite tranny poster she’s so nice
>>43466602You’re 28
i am so /comfy/
going back to work soonso i will no longer have time to be gay. see you all in a year or two
>>43466613LMAO she's literally obese, 100 pounds???????
>>43466627Is this a #pennyorginal
>>43466610does this look 25 to youhttps://litter.catbox.moe/3jke08ssk7e7lxa2.jpgI am pre-milf
>>43466617Aww thank you baby! You made my heart flutter <3>>43466637She’s obese? I’m confused
I'm morbidly a beast.....
>>43466631Do you work in an oil rig or are you being shipped off to iran?
>>43466641I’m sorry, sexy zone
>>43466613?? no i.. wait who do you think I am? DCC is DevilsChocolateCake. I just shortened my name and added a tripcode. im currently ~300 pounds and my current goal is 250. with the ultimate goal being 150.
>>43466641IT DOESNT CRINKLE
>>43466639sure is, she's nice like that
>>43466641You forgot the land acknowledgment??
>>43466642You could easily be 25. Wheres the tripfag thats a bartender they could tell easily
>>43466589I could fix you
>>43466642is 25 milf territory.... remarkable
>>43466668bartender here. sanity is one years old
>>43466651that's devils chocolate cake, not discordia
>>4346664233 with good skincare routine?
>>43466674we don't both wear diapers bronya sorry :(
>>43466653 transgender yemeni spec ops
>>43466657I see. I’m really sorry babe! Wishing you luck!>>43466676I see that now
Bartender here hmmmmm beer :)
>>43466681et tu, sanity...
>>43466642Nigga you are covering half your face
>>43466642Are you the Brazilian anon or I'm getting mixed up
Ze brapwaffen has a new target
>>43466668I could easily be that's what I'm trying to say>>43466671nope it is not. this is my point
board certified bartender here, yea I piss in your drinks, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
>>43466703can i get a discount on account of the piss drink?
Like a house once im done renovating ill be worth more and be more confident. Ill become more picky and less interested in chasergen :[
ive been exercising naked latelyfeels good
>>43466711Blog on
waow I've never been called brazilian before>>43466693I don't think I could cover half my face with only two fingers desuI'm going to need some help
>>43466708I'm already giving you a great price, ur pissen me off
>>43466680sanity i feel like this was the closest because you didn't comment on it, new headcanon
>>43466731better to be pissed off than pissed on i always say heh
>>43466733It's true I'm a cougar and suddenly my 18 y/o chasers with pigtails and braces posts makes a lot more sense...
>>43466733she's 28 or 29
>>43466750She's 28 until she turns 29. That's how it works.
29 year old trannies that cover their face DADDY LOVES YOU <3
>>43466742I would never say that
>>43466552It's just those churka caveman genes, one step away from becoming a dagestani ufc fighter (instead became fagistani)That said veronica still has a better personality than 99% of you
i’m approximately 6 or 7
>>43466748BIG if true
>>43466727>I've never been called brazilian beforeone of the biggest insults you can get
Chasers. Post arms!
>>43466699i see>>43466700IM NNOT SENDING YOU DIAPER VIDEOS
>>43466762you know nothing about caucasus dominance. kill yourself
>>43466639Yep I made that drawing>>43466666:3 bless u anonAlso I've seen the hornygen thing, I'm not sure either lolI haven't been posting in hornygen anyways, I'm not planning on doing it either. Sorry if I ever killed the thread for whatever reason :'p
i feel like such a whore when im slurping down white monster and a lil goes down my face and neck onto my breasts
>>43466787chaser btw
>>43466787chaser btw!!
>>43466787youre so real for that twin
did you guys finally scare rick away again? is it safe to post again?
>>43466777Don't care, if you were ever behind the berlin wall odds are I dont find you human
>>43466756I feel so loved<3>>43466754this desuThank you.
>>43466771
>>43466813let me show you something real quick
I will be forwarding all your selfies to rick
>>43466787just imagine it's a white monster like I imagine it's a orange cream rockstar
>>43466770sigh... I guess it's groobygirls in my future for me after all...
God: i will be forwarding rick mutt and shitscy to hell
>>43466823I don’t know anything about those kind of arms. What is that?
bf who touches my butt
>>43466836I can't think of a worse man here. He's proven to be completely insane. He adds no value to the thread and is an ugly man.
i will be forwarding all ur posts n selfies 2 poopanon
>>43466791>>43466795tranny actually!
tumblr girls had it righttouch my butt and buy me pizza
time to tell that tranny she can kick rocks cause my dick soft
>>43466868yesss pleeeaaaasssee!
>>43466688why is there a pain in my lower back all of a sudden?
>>43466848>>43466808I've only been posting for a couple months. what's so bad about rick? I hear stories but he appears to be a run of the mill shit poster to me.
>>43466850looks to be so some of old semi-auto .22lr maybe a ruger 10/22 or an odd remington.my expertise isn't in .22's
tumblr girls had it rightpussy
>>43466868right like is the quirk chungus lifestyle... just about as good as it gets???>>43466879no hand that is formed against me shall prosper...
rick stop trying to get attention by posting about yourself off tripstart shaking your booty again preferably without the wig on this time
>>43466880he spread rumors about having sex with a trip after pretending to be someone else for a month to gain her trust and get nudes
>>43466881I don’t know what any of that means haha. I’m sorry
>>43466850>>43466881Ruger 10/22
>>43466890>this is not the rick you're looking for>rick is not here and you're looking for an imaginary man
>>43466897small caliber pest control plinker, fun to shoot
if a guy owns a lot of guns my immediate reaction is>he must have a small penis>he must be short>maybe bothhow do i stop being so judgemental
>>43466887bronya I hope you know I'm just kidding ily<3 and still totes want to be your scribe secretary if things don't work out in this land and I need to say I have employment to move there
>>43466914nah gun owners are pussies especially the military and police
>>43466896rick never did that. he told annie right then and there that he was a "lolcow" but she continued to talk to him. rick doesn't need to tell every person he talks to that he's rick from this threadleave rick alone and let him have peace, let him try to date in peace and stop trying to hurt him every chance you get!!!
>>43466914Real men fuck people up with their fists
>>43466898nice, it looks to be in good shape. how's the action on it? i know a lot of inherited ones didn't get the inner maintenance they should have. old timers just liked keeping the wood pretty.im guessing inherited because of the hoppe's 9
if a guy has a lot of guns i judge him by whether he has a bunch of repeat junk or if its a well rounded, functional collectionguns arent funko pops
real men win fights by decision. finishes are for pussies that cant dominate for 25 minutes
>>43466914>he must have a small penis>he must be short7.5" & thick6'1"
>>43466928she immediately broke things off when she learned what he did and he harassed her nonstop for that until she left the thread for good
first rick fumbles frisson then he fumbles annie. HAHAHAhow does a man screw up like this over and over again?
Idk guys with guns are kinda hot to me>>43466898Cool. I think>>43466913My dad had a bunch of guns and he tried to get me to use them but I was always too scared
Honestly.. Yeah we dont really need guns in america. Theres just not enough good guys with guns to make a difference. Let alone having the confidence to shoot a 15 year old kid holding a gun.Id be fine with banning guns. Just.... not with our current administration. further down the line.
>>43466924LMAO no don't worry of course
let’s all inject estrogen
>>43466943rick never harassed her, he simply tried to apologize to her for causing her distress. Rick wishes nothing but the best for annie.if annie's being harrassed, I can assure you, it's not rick's doing but trolls taking advantage of the drama and situation.Annie is a sensitive girl and needs to be protected from these evil trollsjust my 2 cents
>>43466962i did that yesterday
>>43466956my hidden tech is that cycling e tablets restarted breast growth
>>43466924>scared of the Bronsterwhat a turn off
>>43466933I bought it new 3 years ago. It came scoped and I added a 25-round magazine. It's an excellent little rifle for recreational shooting.
>>43466957you wouldn't be scared shooting a 10/22, the recoil is similar to an airsoft gun. it's a fun plinker and pest control rifle
>>43466962Nah, I’m detransitioning
we need to give more guns to the homeless in america, their homes are the streets, and we need to defend the streets!!
>>43466972idk who annie is. that’s not the trip im talking about
>>43466977Nonsense, im only scared of turning people off
in america guns are free, but you have to do weekly payments on your hamburgers because tehy are so expensive...........
>>43466985holy shit new life hack just dropped in stand your ground states
>>43466990vani or annie, they're the same person I think
>>43466985Thats not entirely a bad idea. The homeless population are more likely to be assaulted or killed. They need some form of protection if they cant have a house :[
>>43466979oh nice! you got the whole fudd look going on, threw me off. shooting .22's is a very fun time
>>43466981What kind of pests do you need a gun for?
>>43467003oh yeah that’s who i was thinking of. it was really shitty what he did
>>43466959you'd shit your pants in npc anger if you saw my collection
sneed the homeless, chuck the police!!!
>>43467010Yeah, I hate the look of modern designs. I like revolvers over semis too.
>>43467008also tweakers and schizophrenics. yeah sure let's give them all the guns they ask for
>>43466984Big if true
>>43467020all sorts of stuff, farmers have a 10/22 on them pretty much all day. rats, crows, anything that fucks with crops.
>>43466997then don't show weakness
>>43467014>and breast growth is last thing i needstu is stacked?
>>43467025it was really shitty of annie to lie to rick as well and torment him. 2 wrongs don't make a right. Besides, rick was being genuine when listening to vani about her issues with her parents. He offered advice and support.Everyone paints rick as a bad guy but he genuinely wants to support the women here. they already have a hard life as it is, they don't need more bullying and pressure from trolls and anons.Rick just wants the best for these girls... don't ask how I should know this...
i wish i had tig ol bitties
>>43467033i appreciate some revolvers, soft spot for anything .357mag related
>>43467040Ohh! Okay that makes sense
i injected over 0.3ml of EEN after cycling EV subq with EV oral and sublingual for for over a month. and i ate 420 cal of clam chowder and im about to fry up another 1lb of bacon with 4 eggs, which is over 3,000 calories right out of the gate.then i have to go out today and do a bunch of bullshit.
>>43467026Im glad someone owns guns. playing dead island 2 and looted a bunch of guns from this guys house.you don't need that many guns lol. Unless its for fun. its your money.>>43467035At this point your just describing carcer city (manhunt)
>>43467048rick posted private discord messages into the thread which is shitty. he made everything public for attention
>>43467042don't take things literally and you won't think I'm weak
>>43467067you have to weight cycle
but holy Christ there's so many mass shootings now. dont even want to go places.
>>43467048>>43467066dude shut the fuck up ur a 35 year old bald schizo sissykys ohio freak
>>43467052they're pretty good and bounce when I walk and are very sensitive and lactate I can recommend them highly
>>43467054yep they're a staple for farmers, i've even seen some protect livestock from coyotes with it, but usually you wanna bump up to .223 or 5.56 at that point. the ruger mini-14 in .223 was marketed to farmers for that reason.
i had a dream last night that i found a fish with cyclops disease where its eyes were formed overlapping each other somewhat and it was bright yellow. and the guards following me stopped their pursuit when a crowd of people was amazed that i pulled it out of the water
>>43467050oh...
>>43467079Are you even american?
>>43467036I’ve decided all this woke trans nonsense isn’t for me. I’m going to go get married to a woman, have a dozen kids, hit the gym and grow out my beard to be the manly man I was meant to be
>>43467089Youre back cibi! Hi!:)) that sounds kinda scary lol
>>43467063thankfully it's the bill of rights not the bill of needs! <3
>>43467066you have receipts for that? I don't think rick ever shared DM's. even rick wouldn't go that far.Rick had even bought flowers and a small gift for vani before meeting her but she spit in his face and just went with groupthink. Thinking he's the worst man here.it's really saddening. all he wanted was a nice girl to whisper sweet caring things to but no.vani just saw a demon in a man based on what others have said.it's so fucking tragic, the flower wilted as they just laid there. no one to give them to because vani rejected rick, despite him being kind to her for months.
>>43467087I really don’t know anything about guns haha. Sounds really cool though
>>43467089very cool and auspicious dream
>>43467072>it's not my fault, it's your faultthe estrogen is working
>>43467105no problem, if you ever have a question or wanna learn more just ask. the historical uses of firearms and their general history is a big interest for me!
>>43467093I am American. but I cant fathom how many and how often shootings occurnever EVER download a crime app. you'll become so paranoid
>>43466959yeah no shit it's fact that owning a gun makes it 10x more likely for someone in your househokd to die from negligence
>>43467085mine bounce when i walk but they are only Bs
>>43467053>357magLove my 586. It's my o.c. when I'm in the wilderness.
>>43467116Okay! Thank you gun anon <3
>>43467098hello misses pennybruh <('')>>43467108im trying to get better at tracking my dreams so i have material to make art with. i think it was definitely informed though of me recently trying to figure out if any human born with cyclopia actually lived and its pretty much a fatal birth defect irl
>>43467123you should see how many cops are indicted for violent crimes. And we somehow trust these people with guns lol
>>43467089I love your dreams. I never dream
>gf is 25She is not walled. You're all fags.
>>43467112you are really riding me today. are you at least going to pull my hair for me or lock your arm under my neck while you do it
>>43467104rick shouldn’t try and justify doing bad things if he wants to grow as a person
>>43467124I mean we have a gun. But we dont really use it. But I know how to use it. Due to gaming. checking if theres a round loaded, taking off the safety. the basics.
>>43467094I support you in any decision you make sarcastic or otherwise x
>>43467157No because that's what you want and you don't deserve it
>>43467146Dangerous cope levels
>>43467146poor werewolf
>>43467139that's a beautiful piece, not a bad choice at all in bear/mountain lion country. i'm looking at a 10mm auto loader for my innawoods carry.>>43467140of course! education is the best weapon.
>>43467142yeah, cops also are pretty darn racist and right leaning. Which makes things even more dire for said race they hate.
what happened to werewolfanon
>>43467141Why do they have little willys on their heads
>>43466221Holy shit this looks so tasty
>>43467159like I said it's a fact and there is a direct correlation between gun ownership and gun deaths within a household. When old pappy gets drunk and decides to clean his gun you never know what can happen
>>43467167:(I don't want to be bratty anymore I want to be a good girl again
>>43467162I’m going to start appearing on Fox talking about how the evil doctors groomed 20 year old me into taking hrt. Thank you for your support xx
>>43467177its the tissue that would have been a nose. when a fetus has cyclopia that tissue turns into an unformed tube above their eyes
>>43467183Uh huh
>>43467079>not carryingAre you brain dead? Getting a concealed carry is trivial in most places. Your weak, feminine wrists can even use the best pocket pistol on the market. Self-defense is how you take your power back. So long as you haven't broken any laws, and aren't lying on your 4473, there's fuck all reason not to own one. Or if you don't like guns, get an OTF and gel based mace.
>>43467176he heard my voice and then had to go to horny jail :(
>>43467190Dont like that
>>43467176He got cheated on by sanity and then disappeared
>>43467168She's East Asian. She has at least 15 more years.
>>43467179oh dear. Not a problem in my house but yeah,some people just dont need guns. Rather have a society where bladed or blunt weapons are the norm
>>43467211it seems that way
>>43467195i would shoot myself if i had a gun. what is an OTF?
>>43467195imagine having this small of a dick
>>43467195that's a black tranny, completely opposed to firearm ownership because muh woke. don't try arming that one.
>>43467194So true bestie, my bloodlust is unstoppable
>>43467182You are dangerous
>>43467222replying to yourself?
big if true
>>43467195>Carrying a gun.Anon ive learned from too many situations that just having a gun makes cops scared. AND im black. now hes even more on edge.Having a gun justifies your death.
>>43467244it's all good, we don't actually want you carrying. at ease darkie.
I'm quite fond of Rav.
>>43467227who also believes the homeless should carry guns. lmao
>>43467257Thats it. Im buying 10 guns. now I'm mad.
>>43467124Those numbers are that high because of domestics, drinking, and retards. The whole "kids dying because they were playing with Dad's gun" stories fall into that last group. It's illegal in almost any state to have a firearm in your home where it can be easily accessed by a child. Even red states don't play with that yet retards keep their guns just out, or stuff it in a closet and think that counts. Illegal.
>>43467260Isn't it their right to carry guns in the USA ? Or do gun rights only belong to certain people?
>>43467260pretty sure xhe were being exaggerative as bait
>>43467244shut the fuck up la'treen
>>43467172>10mm auto loaderWhat length barrel? I'm out in the desert and like a little bit of range, hence 586 8-3/8 barrel. If I was in woodlands 4" would do for me.
>>43467141>im trying to get better at tracking my dreams so i have material to make art with. i think it was definitely informed though of me recently trying to figure out if any human born with cyclopia actually lived and its pretty much a fatal birth defect irlvery cool
I feel like there’s been a firearms psyop hitting this gen for the past couple of days
>>43467222i got called an anglo peasant and i think that’s the hardest ive laughed all week
>>43467218He didn't follow rule #1 of 4chan tranny chasing
>>434672754.1 unless i go 200$ more for the threaded
>>43467280yep Israeli bots have been working overtime on gun rights on all social media the past month. I wonder why?
>>43467270Depends what state you reside in.
>>43467280>be /k/ tranny>someone posts a gun without much context >random tranny ask what that>explain what it is>npc anger occurs from lurkers>spirals to this
imagine being this butthurt over meI'm a nobody
I dont even need a gun. Ive never had someone be mean to me in public. Rarely ever feel unsafe. I will instead wear a shiesty to deter people at night.
>>43467299I’m too British to care about this conversation whatsoever, I’ll head off until they start talking about something that isn’t so painfully dull again
>>43467318Glad to know how to get rid of you.
>>43467315>I'm a nobodyworse than that, you're a tranny
>>43467268So you advocate for gun control? Why should the state tell you what you can and can't do with your rights?
Im a friendly npc who has no need to carry a gun. Instead of owning a gun. Just own a pitbull. if you need to feel safe.
alright that's enough of that i dont feel better butim outta stuff to whine about and i am somewhat more calm
got a banging stress headache, need a choid to come over and squeeze it to relieve the pressure
>own a pitbullactually more dangerous than owning a gen1 p320 and carrying appendix oitc
Post abs!
>>43467365What if I just fucked you senseless instead
>Violent killing machines are perfectly fine, but I draw the line at pitbull dogswhy are conservatives so retarded and inconsistent
>>43467371What if I just fucked you senseless instead
>>43467220Out-the-front. It's a sort of knife. Small form factor, doesn't fall under butterfly/balisong bullshit in most states. Illegal in Cali unless the blades are 2" or smaller, but I'm not your priest or your lawyer. Check your state laws. For instance, you can collect bigger knives in Cali, but you can't carry them. That's why "California" legal is branded on various knives. New York also has similar laws. New Jersey, too. Just Google your state's shit. It's pretty easy. You can buy a Microtech clone off Ali for like $40 bucks that'll cover you in 90% of use cases (opening packages). I carry one because everyone always seems to need a knife for some reason, and OTF's, because of how they operate have a sort of similar "Fuck off" operation like racking a shotgun. The blades always whip out the front with a distinct noise, and it's very obvious when you go from having something that looks like a pen to a 3.5" blade that can cut spirals in paper towels. If someone is that retarded to still try and fuck with you, well, if you live somewhere with SYG they probably shouldn't do that. But yeah, gel based mace. It works a lot better than standard because regular OC spray is just as likely to fuck you up due to the particles being carried in the air. Gels, not so much. A lot of good OC spray come with UV chemicals in them so the attacker is marked without knowing. Think of it like how banks put paint bombs in money to mark thieves.
>>43467390Do you have abs?
>>43467383What if I just fucked you senseless instead
>>43467397What if I just fucked you senseless instead
>owns a gun >must be conservative npc ngmi
Owning a pitbull frightens the fuck out of people and are super loyal to specifically to you!! dont get a pitbull if you have a family with kids, Its perfect if you live alone in a bad area. You'll feel safe enough to go out on night walks.
>>43467395Everybody has abs idiot, some are just more visible than others
>>43467391this all just makes me scared to go outside :(i remember hearing that pulling a knife on an attacker is a good way to get stabbed by the knife too
>>43467410What if I just fucked you senseless instead
>>43467371
I put my pitbull in the gunsafe unloaded when i go to work so it doesn't maul my wife and children
>>43467339hnhhhhgh pls keep going>>43467238I know this but thanks for iterating
>>43467412Sorry baby! Please forgive me. I love you
>>43467345Because people are really retarded. I'm not an absolutist in the same way that you probably aren't an absolutist when it comes to prison abolition. There should be stricter controls on general ownership (i.e. public carry), but the breadth if ownership should be deepened and made uniform. You can catch 20 years just because you drove through New Jersey from New Hampshire with magazines that are larger than legally allowed while on your way to a different state where it's not illegal to own those magazines. That's a problem, IMO.
>>43467413You need to eat and exercise a lot
>>43467422lmao
>>43467418That would also be ideal. Id stop yapping for a solid 6 hours.
>>43467429>be a tranny>say something dumb and/or insulting>i'm sorry, i love youYou trannies need to start learning from your mistakes the hard way, you can't simply apologize and everything is forgiven
>>43467421What is this?
cheers bruhv
>>43467451Did all those interviews go well?
>>43467450ABS (antilock braking system)
>>43467424But i'm more dangerous than you
>>43467450Brake caliper and rotor
>>43467447I’m really am sorry though! How can I make it up to you?>>43467462>>43467473I don’t know anything about cars
>>43467461just wrapped up my first day. this is my celebration!
new vanillamace dropped
>>43467485congrats
>>43467483Well, first you wanted arms, so I posted arms. Second you wanted abs, so I posted abs. I'm confused.
>>43467485oh nice congratulations. Hopefully you can get out of debt now and get those surgeries you wanted :]
>>43467485cibi back on trip? was it 2 days or 3?
>>43467503I meant like the body parts!
>>43467464I'm trying to follow but I'm not sure what your endgame is
>>43467483You can't post anything to make up to me, that's just momentary gratification.What you can do is try to be a better tranny, and think before clicking submit you little idiot
>>43467501thank you!>>43467505i really hope so! i should be able to get out of debt within a year and then idk whats next. i guess probably focusing on buying a house and those surgeries. but really the the surgery thing is complicated because theyre still super expensive and my insurance doesnt have specific supplemental insurance for stuff like rib reshaping surgery i dont think>>43467514im not sure but im lonely
>>43467534it’s like 10x as effective in the pooper
>>43467515>body partsWell why didn't you say?
>>43467522Okay! Sorry!
>>43467534Try boofing cough syrup next.
cibimeng
>>43467544lol no! Like the human body parts!
Cute
>>43467543I dont want my tits to get too big
>>43467527why ya lonely cib?
>>43467414Nope. There is no such thing as knife defense. The 21 foot rule is very rule, and actual self-defense experts will not bullshit you when it comes to knives. If someone talks wrist locks or some gay shit, they are trying to sell you a course. If someone pulls a knife and you don't have one, your best course of action is to run. A gun you can fight it out for. Hence the 21 foot rule. A knife is unironically more deadly than a gun in many situations. There is that dumbass "If they have a knife, fight, if they have a gun, run" saying that's just completely false. Someone with a knife just needs to knick you in one of dozen places and you'll be dead before the amberlamps ever have a chance of getting to you. Now if you are carrying said knife, that advantage is conferred to you and you make the rules about telling them to fuck off.
>>43467543closer to +20% but yeah whatever
>>43467519No end game, don't think too highly of yourself.I'm just posting
10x as effective?... id have like natural DD's :s
>>43467570Exactly. So I need you to get the stuff and go on a robotrip (anally)
>>43467572o-oki
trannies with breast reductions daddy needs you
>>43467543it's like 200× iirc
>>43467557i can take your extra if you want>>43467560yeah but 10x sounds better
>>43467552what does this mean??>>43467558i dont have any friends and that sort of thing unfortunately. my plan is to drink this twisted tea and make ramen for dinner while i watch hasan stream mixed with other videos on youtube and social media and then go on a walk once the sun's uv rays arent as harsh and then ill come back and maybe watch a movie or read. im reading infinite jest rn
>>43467584What if I was born with one
>>43467559okay but im a pussy and i’d be too scared to actually use the knife
>>43467573I thought you did?
>>43467601It's a good instinct to be fair, stabbing somebody is a pretty damn serious thing to do.
>>43467613my friend tried to get me into fencing with him but i was too scared of hitting him so i quit
>>43467601Guns for show, knives for a pro.
>>43467559If you pull a knife on someone stronger than you all you're gonna do is give them a knife. If you care about defending yourself get a gun.
if you see someone with a knife you pick up a chair or if you're in the hood one of those plastic milk carton things, usually good enough to fend em a sec
>>43467602they are currently C cup and still growing~>>43467589my supply is too limited sry I need them still for all the other effects that I loveI just meant boofing vs oral
>>43467630i meant your extra boobage ma’am
>>43467622In fencing? I don't think it even hurts. Dang you really are a chicken.
>>43467628Or, if you are not a sissy mexican twink, you punch them in the face
>>43467648So you're gonna aim for their face instead of the hand with the knife in it? You'll die doing that.
How to get bigger boobs?
>>43467339Fucking cooked him
If someone pulls out a knife.De-EscalateHonestly how did you even find yourself in that situation.
>>43467645it was hema so it was big long swords but yeah im conflict averse
you're all retarded and gonna end up with felony charges or bleeding out lol but yeah just pull knives on people... what could go wrong.
>>43467661By being the wrong color near a junkie who has been arrested 30 times
if you see someone with a knife you look around for a fork so that the two of you can enjoy a nice steak dinner
>>43467592you'll feel a lot better about literally everything in life once you stop watching political streamers
>>43467654So apparently its gaining weight. Boob is all fat. So theres a chance boobs will shrink as well if you lose weight. But. its a big price to pay for salvation.
>>43467664Those are like super duper blunted. But fair enough, probably does actually rattle the bones a little to get hit in the head there. I don't know if they even allow headshots though.
>>43467661growing up in really bad neighbourhoods ive had knives and guns both pulled on metypically youre walking and they pull up on bikes or they just blindside you from around some cornertheyre young and reckless and will jump to violence immediately so you just give it upthe only one trick i had was keeping my stuff in my back pocket because they didnt want to grope a guys ass for nothing and that saved my phone twice
>>43467624Just get a $2 utility knife. Cheap, concealable, hard to pry out of your hands, no big deal if you lose it or have to ditch it, change the blade if it's dull and results are absolutely devastating to assailants.
if you see someone with a knife immediate head kick is the only effective defense
>>43467685i didn’t stick around long enough to find out all the rules
>>43467653I've seen my death and it's not going to be by getting stabbed
>>43467671Better off running and leaving their Aggro range. Call the cops and watch from a distance with a camera as you see with your own eyes a man charge at the police with a knife and get shot to death.
>>43467684My boobs grow when I eat well and shrink when I don’t so it’s not exactly secret info. Your body just cannibalises literally any fat you have when you are starving
>>43467622>i was too scared of hitting himi assure you this is not how it wouldn't play out
>>43467640hahhhhseriously though drink whole milk after meals and eat lots while on prog
>>43467684>>43467707What if I like being thin?
>>43467624that’s what i heard before too
>>43467693Yeah, thankfully havent had that happen to me but maybe its because I just dont have much to offer :[>>43467713implants.
>>43467713Then tiny boobs without magical genetics or a breast augmentation
>>43467709no he was teaching me proper form and standing still while i swung at him. if someone on the street wanted to hurt me there would be nothing i can do beyond the fact that im a coward
first you gain the weight then you lose it after a couple years if you desireBut your body needs food to grow in any aspect
>>43467721>>43467728Fair enough. I can live with my itty bitties
I made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sport I can't winSo let's play
>>43467710im lactose intolerant but i’ve been drinking protein smoothies
dcc is the only one that seems to have real world experience in these situations other than myself. good luck everyone.. slash people with your box cutters and pull knives on randoms and watch what happens.. good luck.this is why i know you people are truly fucking retarded holy fuck. you people have no real world experience at all.fucking go outside you fucking losers. fuck you
Thankfully crime is lower than it has ever been in history. So just avoid places with crime :]
im literally marty supreme
>>43467759Lmao no you are not.
>>43467737just hit him then. are you stupid? this is why i never try to train any striking with beginners
>>43467752That's a good substitute I think
>>43467721>but maybe its because I just dont have much to offeri mean people robbed and jumped me IN the poor neighbourhood we all lived inmost victims of robbery are themselves poor and in walking distance of their home when they get robbedi typically didnt have shit but people who are dumb enough to turn to robbery in an already poor neighbourhood dont think that far aheadthe only time i almost got robbed for something specific was when i was outside a convenience store with friends and i had a nice watch on and an older guy tried pressing me for it, but out of nowhere this other older dude came up and told him to fuck off because i guess he knew i played chess with this a kid from his area during lunch so he didnt want people to mess with mebeing a dorky little fag that kept poor kids company playing chess instead of getting in trouble managed to stop me from being successfully robbed basically
>>43467753oh um thank you. even i am quite sheltered. But I wasn't scared seeing the homeless people or the tweakers nodding out. I was more fascinated and curious. Every time I leave the house something interesting happens.
i grew up in the hood nd bought a house here because its my neighborhood and im not fuckin leaving. no ones ever tried to start shit with me because im auramaxxed
>>43467753You bend over for them and spell "run"
>>43467695Or you could get a gun instead of dying because you think you're some kind of commando with your gay $2 dollar knife/
>>43467775i don’t want to hurt him because i like him
>>43467778>Owning a nice watchYeah... that'll certainly make you robbable. Watches, nice chains, expensive looking stuff.So I make sure everything i have is fake, cheap, or damaged :] Then its no biggie if its stolen.
>>43467788hows she gonna run away bent over
I've never been in a situation where I needed a weapon. It's pretty easy to tell a sketchy situation and bail.
>>43467701No, you'd be stabbed to death because you swung at a guy with a knife brandished instead of trying to deescalate or disarm them.>>43467703This is all true but it's a best case scenario>>43467716It's absolutely true. Get a firearm if you have any reason to ever be concerned about your safety.
>>43467741I can actually prove it, here’s a brief timeline where at the start I had a lot of growth because I ate better, and then lost it all because I didn’t eat at all, and now have gained it back but not much because I eat at least a minimal amount.https://litter.catbox.moe/qa5oogvmnal9yf2b.jpegOne day I will be able to afford 3000kcal meals daily -_-
>>43467799like i said, youre stupid. sometimes shots get through. it doesnt hurt getting hit in the face. i cant imagine a foam sword hurts any more than knuckles or a knee
>>43467805>spell "run"
>>43467703thisif I tried to pull a knife on that guy who entered my car and jumped on me I would probably be dead rn
>>43467829it’s a big heavy metal sword idk where you got foam from
>>43467827You'll be a literal lolcow then, not just a meme one like you are presently.
>>43467819Definitely dont roam in tweaker spawn locations. Their intelligence scores are low but agility and dps is high. if you cant pass the speech check then sacrifice few items.Like giving them your fake jewelery that has no value. Dont even carry your phone out often while in public.
>>43467833arr yoo enidgi
>>43467768yes i am, did you even watch teh movie?
>>43467827>3000kcal dailyNot even bronya eats that much, only DCC
>>43467848I’m not a lolcow rn because I haven’t got a group of obsessives writing wikis on me, I can dream though. And I want to gain weight but only enough that I can’t count my ribs anymore
>>43467857I just carry a gun. Enough people do where I live that the diverse crack community tends to keep to itself.
>>43467827Buffets are your best friend. When I powerlifted I'd go to buffets and eat 100+ grams of protein in one sitting for pretty cheap.
>>43467827somebodys son
>>43467869I’ll try becoming fat and then diet down to a weight that I prefer, I’ve never been anything other than POW skinny before so it will be a nice experiment
i dont think anyone is seriously suggesting that a knife fight is a good idea... right?
>>43467865You wish
if someone tries to mug me i’ll just give them my money i guess
>>43467875I’ve been debating getting protein shakes because I get so full and bloated when I eat that it makes me feel ill if I try to eat more
>>43467696you could also kick his chest 17-20 times with 147grain HST 9mm
I had a knife once. I got rid of it when I started getting really depressed
>>43467888this implies they want your money
>>43467889How physically active are you and how old are you?
>>43467880How much do you weight? And how tall are you? I think that petite tranny body fits you desu
>>43467895what else would they want from me?
>>43467890yea i guess yea youre a fucking pussy yea that would make sense
>>43467905hahahahahaha
>>43467898Somewhat active, I work in hospitality so I move around quite a bit and I’m 22>>43467899Don’t keep track of my weight, and I’m not sure petite suits me lol since I’m between 6ft and 6ft 1
idk i think being flabby must help a bit but i think in general day to day life being slim is read as more feminine, and you have access to a wider range of more outwardly feminine clothes, i think being fat has helped me body”pass” a bit more but i don’t think its worth the cost of having to exist as a fat woman, that shit sucks
>>43467889>debating getting protein shakesYou can't afford them. They're more than 50p.
>>43467904well, in my case they wanted my body
>>43467913people are nicer to me cause im skinny even tho i have no boobs
>>43467918Suck my dick. This Thursday I can afford all the protein shakes I want
>>43467875>powershitter lol>>43467889just eat real food
>robbers, muggers, general undesirables>"NOOOOOO you can't just shoot us when we try robbing you with a knife!!!! you're a pusi"
>>43467918is that final fantasy currency or something
>>43467838Yeah the introduction of a weapon actually makes them more aggressive.Most crimes happen in specific locations. Think of it like no mans land. a pvp area.>>43467872Just flashing a gun can deter strangers but its case by case.Neighbors, family, and acquaintances will most often be the ones to harm you. So definitely be aware of the company you keep. Whether its a friend or partner backdooring you, or an argument with a neighbor escalating.One man killed his neighbors over a dispute involving snow. it just boils to a point of violence.
>>43467913your body is revolting. do not tell people to do what you do if you care about them
>>43467911Thought you would be way smaller than that honestly.
>>43467923I do, but I really struggle to feel hungry and when I do eat my brain just decides ‘you’ll vomit if you eat more.’ I’m not thin because I want to be, I’m thin because my body just screams if I try to eat
>>43467919idk what i would do. maybe try to run? im sorry that happened to you tho. sounds horrible
I’m sleepy! Bye chaser general! <3
>>43467911If you start eating more slowly you can get your metabolism back to where it's supposed to be. You can't just start eating a lot more all of a sudden without issues.>>43467923At my peak I could deadlift 545 pounds. That's impressive for a guy who was 5'8 and 190 pounds.>>43467905Why are you so concerned with someone ventilated a violent animal for trying to hurt them? Would you prefer said violent animal kill them instead because they don't want to die?
chasers like pale girls right. is this pale enough. am i pretty now
>>43467938I’ve been told by friends and partners I come off as a tiny person who was put in a tall body. I’ve gotten over my height issues lately a tad
>>43467945More impressive if i knew what a lb was
>>43467921yeah like there’s plenty flat chested cis women, i would make a deal with the hormone devil to swap the developing i’ve had for being slim honestly
>>43467951i did my make up like this once and everyone at work kept asking if i was okay
>>43467960that's what makes it fun right
>>43467955>you didn't abbreviate so you're lying
>>43467945I’ve been trying that but I’ve found I’m more likely to hit above my maintenance if I eat two big meals a day
>>43467956you’re really pretty tho. i hope you can get to a weight you like >>43467966it made me sad but i also bought foundation that matches my skin tone now so learning experience
>>43467951eyeshadow is SUCH a slay here>>43467937i will continue to tell people to do things and they will continue to obey because i’ll eat them if they don’t, you’re next
>>43467485Im glad you dont have to worry about clearance now!! Hope it winds up easy on you long term
>>43467624Controlling someone with a knife is laughably hard. That's why cops just mag dump because the idea of being able to take a knife away from someone is so difficult and so deadly to the person making the attempt that they are just signing up to be stabbed. You'll probably find some more wing chung slap boxing idiots who insist you can just knock their hand away, but that just doesn't happen. The statistics on knife attacks back up that the guy with the knife wins. If you don't want to carry one, you do you, but you can at least get OC spray.
>>43467980reds always really bring my eyes out i want to wear them more>>43467978sometimes thats what its all about!!! we are all constantly adapting shapeshifting and evolving
>>43467945name one practical application for deadlifting and name one person on earth thats looked good at 5'8 200 lbs and tell me how high you can kick and what you would do if shit went to the ground and you werent packing. complete and utter failure of a man
>>43467951you look so sad here :(hopefully it's performative, i don't want to see you sad
>>43467922making this my power anthem this week>>43467933yup I chose the wrong area. I pulled into this like parking area of like 4 spaces and he was lingering around my car and then when I looked down at my music he opened my door and climbed over me and I screamed for help>>43467941depends on a lot of factors I think
>>43466762>churkaam i a pretty churka :')
>>43467951You look like youre in an 80s new wave band
>>43467940keep a food and exercise log and send it to me in a week
>>43467951but doctorim pagliacci
>>43467975Oh I would still eat three meals a day. I would just absolutely demolish a bunch of shrimp for my dinner a lot of the time. There's no way they made money on me coming in.>>43467994I had fun doing it and I never said I looked good. I carry a gun in case of crackheads because I'm not a retard. I do not care about giving some piece of shit a "fair fight". They started it and I will end it. The world will lose nothing of value besides a few spent rounds. I do not understand you people and your insistence that you owe violent people a fair fight. You don't owe them anything but a relatively fast death.
>>43467796True story:>At a club chilling out>All of a sudden there's screaming and a guy's there holding his gut with both hands, blood pouring out>utility knife on the floor next to him>what happened?>he had tried to force a woman into a back room>she pulls her little razor out and sliced him>she's gone before the screaming started>no suspect caught, cops laughed at the guy
maybe your best option is to just aim for an average body no need to aim for the extremes.My hope is to maintain 150-200 >>43467996Wait. Was he waiting for specifically you? if so this sounds like he was stalking you. id have become passive until he left then take his semen to the police for dna evidence(The police already doesnt believe rape charges without undeniable evidence, though this would be kinda humiliating)
>>43467995oh its entirely performative im having fun and playing. do not worry>>43468005CVNTthis is always the goal>>43468022this is how he must have felt
i should get a suicide pill in my teeth in case someone tries to rape me
>>43468027That's a good outcome. Thank goodness she got the drop on him and he didn't manage to disarm her or anything.
>>43467922>Suck my dickYou can't even get hard, dozy bitch.
>>43468020Yessir >>43468025Noting down ‘shrimp’ in my big book of foodstuffs
>>43468038good, what are you playing?
>>43468025yea thats what i thought. me and you in the cage and i fucking sleem you
i don’t want to go outside anymore :(
>>43468046I never specified sucking my erect dick
>>43468058No, you'd be poked full of holes and the world would have one less retard prone to random acts of violence shitting it up
>>43467889Shakes are a cheat code to gain weight but you need to make them with milk and oats which considering how much of a pussy you seem to be with eating i doubt you'll be able to.They'll leave you really full too
>>43468053Dont remember that on your bookshelf
>>43467981im actually still sickeningly nervous about the clearance. a random security manager set up a meeting with me in a couple days with only a subject line "application discussion", and i assume my application hasn't actually been submitted yet and I'm not sure what the discussion will be like. but my job is still completely contingent on passing that even though i started the orientation stuff
>>43468059Theres a very VERY small chance you'll ever be a victim of a crime. Just be aware. Ive only really been a victim like.. 1 time in my life. But I wasnt the target :]
I like bronya most when she's serving cvnt
Can we go back to talking about tranny boobs instead
>>43468033no it was a random parking lot areahe got dragged out by his feet by two bystanders who told me to speed off and go and I did
>>43468084
>>43468076cibi did you watch the drama? i watched it last night and cried my eyes outi also bought an original studio printed poster which is apparently showing up today
>>43468067Maybe you can get guys to pay to suck your dick. 1 suck off for 50p and you double your net worth.
>>43468068not likely faggot they pat you down before you enter and its against the rules
>>43468096A random parking lot.. Interesting. Well thankfully your safe ^_^
>>43468070Maybe I should just buy two large stuffed crust pizzas a day >>43468075The eating was alluded to a few times in my copy of Red Dragon
>>43468055tale of immortal. but it's stuttering like crazy... wonder if i loaded too many mods
>>43468103Ye of little faith. I can get at least triple 50p from men looking to suck my dick
>>43468109I don't care about your made up rules. If you try to touch me you're going to die.
>>43468084i apologise for ever not serving cunt. that was never my intention
>>43468097yassss girlie this is exactly what I mean>>43468085they are very sensitive today and should not be jostled or else
>>43468123
>>43468124you cant fight so you carry weapons
>>43468115Ty me too I've become somewhat fond of living since
>>43468135Looks like the average guy who DMs me
>>43468144I don't need to fight because I carry a weapon. I don't want to fight anyone.
>>43468130*honks your boobs*
>>43468079i got chased by a man at night once but he didn’t catch me so i don’t think that counts
>>43468099i watched it opening night!I really enjoyed it, it didnt make me cry like some other art does but I thought it the things that it made me think about were very relevant and poignant to current anxieties and feelings of shame society sort of imposes on us implicitly
>>43468123>£1.50At least you're honest.
>>43468122>chink slop
>>43468151Trvth3m Nvk3m
>>43468146my dungeon master doesn’t wear a hat
>>43468151because youre a pussy and you always have been. you played a "sport" in which you dont even compete against others
>>43468156>I thought it the things that it made me think about were very relevant and poignant to current anxieties and feelings of shame society sort of imposes on us implicitlyyeah its a beautiful contemporary piecegenuinely think its one of my favorite films ever now with a lot of bias to how much i related to the contentno that specific part but the emotional issues surrounding it
>>43468117Don't do that, just eat real food.
>>43468135Chaser phenotype
I have a recording someone here asking for cummiescan you guess who this anon is?https://voca.ro/19yiN6H9DSSL
>>43468157I could get a whole 3 Freddos :D>>43468164Mine does, he wears a big wizard hat and if we go too far off script he turns one of us into a frog
>>43468152you can't hear me but I just yelped and then clutched themnow I'm going to have to calm them down>>43468146he probably is the guy dm'ing you
>>43468158i have to play as a stupid fucking foid i hate my life. i can't find any mods that allow for gay marriage. but my chinese is very bad so its possible one is out there. it might also just be in some QQ group or something i dont have access to
>>43468153Are you sure he wasnt just trying to help you get home faster?But glad your safe. Sounds like a random boss encounter.
>>43468169I lifted because it was fun. If I ever had to put someone down I wouldn't be happy about it. I do not understand why you think it's a bad thing for people to not allow themselves to be the victim of whoever decides to just fly off the handle and attack them. Why shouldn't people be allowed to defend themselves?
>>43468189mine just starts crying and tells us to go home if we get too off track
>>43468213this could also apply to the boob conversation
>>43468221huh? lol
>>43468196Aren't you scared of being spied by the CCP? They have something on your pc for sure
>>43468241She thinks that the CCP has never done anything wrong
There’s a question, chasers who have gazed upon my tiny boobs, do you think I’d be improved if they were larger and if so how? Would you prefer I was thin and had bigger (Which would mean breast augmentation)? I gained a bit of weight and they went up a cup size or two? Also what size is the ideal closet cup size
no matter what im going to make things work for me
I miss him and I hope he's okay>>43468254good hopeful post
>>43468241my computer doesn't even work for me how the hell are the ccp gonna get anything from it
>>43468241>Aren't you scared of being spied by the CCP?as opposed to the nsa backdoors in your hardware, the spyware with every mainstream piece of commercial software, etc?MY LIFE FOR CHINA
>>43468258what happened to him?
>>43468249Don't get surgery.
>>43468258its not about if things are okay or not, its about how you respond now
>>43468274he went to prison
>>43468249I'm against every type of surgeriesI like you small tits, they fit you nicely
>>43468274he was taken away from me and put in horny jail
>>43468274He got tired of being cucked
>>43468282thank you shrimpcat. Ill take it from here
>>43468279>>43468288Ok but what about a cool epic non bolt on surgery like fat transfer? My ass is pretty disproportionately big.And I don’t mind my small tits but I think at least a D cup could make outfits look like 20% better
>>43468307Booooo you didn't even let me deliver the punchline
>>43467062Why are you trying to eat so many calories?
Does anyone have the passability triangle chart w/ man, woman, and transgender on each of the vertices? I’m trying to explain something to a friend
shrimpep do your best rach impression
>>43468314let's hear it
hey dawgy and bronya are you hopping on vc in bdpsluts
>>43468325I don't even want to anymore. But it was gonna be a joke about stealing cable.>>43468323I have rach filtered.
>>43468249>improved if they were larger and if so how?Larger breast (when they are soft or looks natural) have a very appealing looks, make a woman more curvy, has a strong sex appeal and make a woman overall more feminine.I might have a very different taste and idea of an ideal woman from chasers here so take it with a gram of salt
>>43468309You need a brain transfer not a fat one>My ass is pretty disproportionately big.i wouldn't go that far
>>43468334Idgi but I appreciate your effort
>>43468309I like the big ass, small tit look.Anyway, I mostly clock trans women on account of breast enhancement (excluding no-efforthons, of course).
>>43468249>>43468339My "ideal" of a woman is thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/m1nkvdt1m6a43ldy.jpg
>>43468316No.
>>43468364I don't care how impressive it is that you time travel I ask that you don't post pics of me like that
im a no-efforthon and PROUD
>>43468364Too bad about the tats.
>>43468383lies
>>43468364Why?
>>43468364Brutally mogs every tranny on earth
>>43468364Eva Notty. Yeah. Same.
>>43468399Because I think this is the hottest woman I've ever found
How am I gonna end my day you ask? Jerking off, of course.
>>43468416check out hunter schafer
>>43467951Strawberry switchblade mention earlier activated somrthing in you
>>43468416Try lurking around the dollar tree and you might find her
>>43468423i love them sm. a lot of my relatives were goths in the same scene back in the day so they all have some ridiculous story tying them to those two. who knows what actually happened
i got called a choid in the eye thread :(
>>43468383Prized highland cow
>>43467951I need a tongue bath from this lady
>>43468454Don't worry babe, it's the 3rd eye the one that we want
>>43468447Its really funny because I had no idea they were Scottish until I looked more into them than the few songs including the one I mentioned last time.
>>43468463gruik gruik>>43468464you should ask her im sure she's very nice and not scary>>43468480i see... i guess other people would have a different perception of them that doesn't surprise me
>>43468468what does that mean
>>43468493That you having choid eyes is irrelevant because we are only interested in your 3rd eye (asshole)
>>43468493anus
>>43468493they're looking for someone on the path to enlightenment
>>43468422She has a cute face, but honestly I found her body mid
>>43468507IWANTIWANTIWANTIWANTIWANTIEANT
>>43468503ur supposed to say i don’t have choid eyes >:(
>>43468492I didnt say I hated them!! Just i didnt know the history I love gothy pop/newwave godddd I have so much of the cure on my library and same for new order and Depeche mode cut me some slaaaack
How do I get casual sex?
>>43468529I am not supposed to say that because i haven't seen them. Link the post here
>>43468547Apps. Dodgy though.Go out and meet people.
>>43468547live in toronto
>>43468547With money
>>43468547be my next door neighbor and be nice to me and then I catch feels and it’s actually serious romantic sex now and im sorry idk how to do casual sex
>>43468547Lower your standards. Lower than that.
>>43468559you can find it in the eye thread
>>43468531nononono not at all! i just always wonder which like scottish celebrities people internationally know and/or know to be scots
new thread when
>>43468596soon
>>43468569Do you wanna kiss?
>>43468596hopefully never
>>43468601yes a lot please
>>43468583And how exactly will i be able to tell i found yours?
>>43468593https://voca.ro/15DONhtp4m6L
>see tranny pic>get horny for her like she's an object>listen to tranny vocaroo>fall in love
Nevermind im 90% sure i found themYeah you have crazy choid eyes but they are pretty >>43468583
>>43468640wdym crazy???
>>43468632They are objects, like living pocket pussies that are designed to accept my cum and adoration.
>>43468632Poor werewolf
PAGE TEN PLEASE I NEED A NEW THREAD TO FLIRT WITH CHASERS!!!!!
>>43468654Camera too close to themToo openHair all over themJust crazy vibe. I thought that was what you were going for, le funny crazy eyes tranny pic
>>43468667did anyone even flirt in this thread? its been so dry lately that we actually need lube :(
>>43468667What if I cum before it archives
>>43468667Miss Tranny....I don't feel so good...
>>43468680i talked about sucking some guys dick
>>43468680Not enough. Fix that in the next thread.
>>43468668yeah a little bit
>>43468680Sorry, I'm in the dms now. I've evolved.
>>43468693Well then don't ask me >wdym crazyYou made me waste my time explaining what was obvious
20 years in the archived thread, i wanted a fresh one, i compromised, i jerked off in the archived thread. see where im goin?
>>43468692I can try. I am but a mere tranny tho
I wanted to throat a tranny, I compromised. I sucked a dildo instead.You see where I'm going?
>>43468719tranny btw
>>43468680I'm scared of being known as a man slut for flirting with every tranny
