this is a thread for gay men btwold: >>43472972
>>43474803how did you get them?
>>43474806not to be gay but i'd put my penis in him. link his onlyfans
look at that dize difference lmfao
>>43474833wtf.. david and goliath
>>43474833How is that man sooo huge wtf
>>43474816...
>>43474827he doesn't have one. but his name is sniffonthis
>>43474833I would pay to see the tiny asian top the giant
>>43474875intact?
>>43474833kill yourself immediately
>>43474764tommen had a pure heart but robert wasn't a decent man by most measures>>43474833check that tops hardrives lol
how do people avoid flinching and scrunching up their faces when receiving a facial? even when it's my own and i know it's coming i feel like i've been punched in the face let alone (theoretically) someone else's
>>43474885https://litter.catbox.moe/qyin0f.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/dhxl0v.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/fy3cqt.jpgyeah, uncut and can grow a lot of body hair? lucky him
>>43474916some of us like cum. maybe you aren't about that life
>>43474923meaty foreskin
>>43474923very lucky. i'd be massive whore if i looked like that
>>43474916in my experience, tops like it and find it hot when their bottom is uncomfortable or experiencing something they don't want
>>43474833Pedophile
Cut and shaved > uncut and body hairs
lol
>>43474935i like a lot of things that i wouldn't want shot directly onto my eyeball at 28 miles per hour!>>43474955that's messed up but makes sense
>>43474973
>>43474980ok drama queen
>rubbing his cum in your bussy after he cums on your face and hair
>>43474980The ONLY thing I don't love about cum is that it stings in your eyes I don't even hate that, because guys feel bad and are nice to you after, plus you get his swimmers on your eyeball uwuI hope they wiggle back into my brain.
>>43475019bottom for 2 men and you could have cum in your bussy and face
i don't mind cum but some guys cum is too thick and chunky or it smells weird. i like it watery
>>43475037yeah the eye i hit is red as hell right now
>>43475110keep hitting it until you build up a resistance
>>43474806>>43474948...wait, some people actually like this amount of hair? I thought I was disgusting for how easily I grow it to that point and have been somewhat obsessed about shaving and hair removal for a while now. It's so out of control I kinda gave up on my butt, plus I don't have a good way to remove it there yet. Hope that's not TMI or something? I'm just kind of in shock really.[spoiler]and my benis looks just like that uhh yeah lol[/spoiler]
>>43475110The long protein chains in cum make it really hard to rinse out and irritating. If you want to experiment one day you can rinse the nut gently and it seperate the proteins from the water solluble bits.That impossibly sticky solid matter left behind is what's in your eye right now.Hard to wash off a hand let alone an eyeball.
>>43475137haha lol xDare you regarded?
>>43475137you sound mentally ill, as all hair removers are
>>43475087you gotta work for those second/third loads
>>43475137wait 5 days and then post your pubes
we dead ((((( itsa not boooootin
Hair Removers is a pretty good name for a band
what do you think of bluey adults?
>is your computer running?>Well you better go catch it>>43475171I don't
>>43475171i'm australian so it's weird to see art of a character from a show that they sell kid's backpacks of in like every store
>>43475158ha ha :)
>>43475147Maybe? How kind!>>43475150Like, in what way? Yes, it feels like a compulsion somewhat like being a germaphobe or something. But calling someone mentally ill is quite a blanket statement.>>43475157Perhaps.
>>43475194is your hole hairy?
>>43475225:>>>> xdxdxxx im gonna keeeeel myself!!
using my teeth to shave shiza's taint
>>43475228I should add I haven't been shaving much lately, despite what I said. I may be growing indifferent over it, but other things are going on in my life too. I hope that makes sense.
>>43475247post pubes now then
Hot cum issuing forth from Thorny's dick
>>43475194Have you seen a kangaroo before. And do you know anyone who's been eaten by a crocodile? Also how are the Aboriginals there, I've heard other Aussie Anons describe them as insufferable?
>>43475235there's a normal amount of hair there i think but not like >>43474806
do not repulsive.
>>43475277you'll get there one day hairlet bro
i hate germany
hate
>>43475268>Have you seen a kangaroo before.yes, most people probably have because petting zoos with them are common, unless you live in the countryside you probably won't see them randomly>do you know anyone who's been eaten by a crocodile?no, you have to be retarded to die to a crocodile>how are the Aboriginals therevery rare in the cities but if you go somewhere like darwin or god forbid alice springs it's kind of like being surrounded by zombies
Would you guys date a guy if he was on hrt?
>>43475307No
>>43475307if it was a cis man on testosterone then maybe but in general no
>>43475307Sorry I'm attracted to men, not women or women's simulacrums
staying on mental problem isnt being a potato
Is you have a problem with straight she/theys you are non binary phobic and you are part of the problem.
tfw no furry bf
having influence is being a potato. do not celery.
>>43474833so tired of seeing this cryptopedo shit ruining every single WMAM thread
>>43475303Hope you get some good sleep tonight, Aussie anon (´^ω^)
>>43475376>you are non binary phobici am
>>43475401shitza stray
do not turn tumblr into dyslexia hq
>>43475396I like feeling a guy's belly when getting intimate. They're a soft vulnerable part and easy to reach. Belly buttons are fun to play with too, and you can just slip your finger in
>>43475171>"what's a bluey adult">>43475268NTA but >Have you seen a kangaroo before.kangaroo is technically a family, so its less like "have you seen a lion" and more like "have you seen a big cat". i've never seen the huge ass red kangaroos, but grey ones and rock wallabies are all over the place if you spend any time at all in a quiet part of the country, or even the edges of some cities. pretty sure i saw one out a train window once, still well within an hour of the CBD>And do you know anyone who's been eaten by a crocodile?i live in the wrong state for that, it only happens in queensland and everyone is pretty safe about them. there's like, two croc deaths a year? the closest i've ever gotten is going to the same beaches as shark bites.>Also how are the Aboriginals there, I've heard other Aussie Anons describe them as insufferable?9/10 aboriginals live in remote or extremely remote areas, and only like 10% of the population has any aboriginal in them, so they're somewhat rare to see in cities. lately i've seen more africans which is a big deal when we dont have a colonial history of slave trading (at least internationally)aboriginals get up to all kinds of nonsense but in their defence we made a deliberate effort to annihilate their culture less than 100 years ago and being remote means they have very little access to education or hospitals. we're in an odd situation where like, we COULD try to uplift them again, but last time was basically a genocide so we dont want to try and they want us to fuck off, so it's hard to coordinate support for them. also left wing governments use them as a token minority to try to do bullshit like the voice to parliment that noone wanted and did nothing but waste millions of dollars, but did help labour win votes away from the greens party
not really
put too much metamucil in my drink and it was like alien orange sludge
my belly is too soft. i need to harden up
>>43475522>metamucilwhat? are you on meth?
>>43475405i just had a coffee so i'll probably be awake for another hour but thank you anon :)
>>43475508post hairy uncut pp
>>43475502Belly buttons stank
>>43475533no?i just need more fiber
>>43475532post soft belly
i just wanna piss in a gay guys asshole for gods sake
>>43475532If you start hardening up your belly my hard en would limp down. Please don't do it.
>>43475538What do they smell like?
Someone is selling a pikachu waffle iron on fb market for $20, wonder if they'll take a blowjob.
>>43475510YWNTASADWYSCJTP, F F P B T W G B H A N I A P T
>>43475558you could have sent them this message
>>43475537hairy and uncut though it may be, i dont have permission :(
>>43475552Yeah a lot of twinks seem to like dad bods with a little belly. I've seen guys boning up before they're naked
>>43475548i took a picture and it looks even softer than i thought it would. i'd start doing situps until failure if i didn't just come out of the shower
>>43475538Girl, like all the other stinky parts belly buttons can be washed every day...How is itt so unhygienic? It's like you're not even homos.
>>43475602Maybe they guy he smelled felt weird touching it to wash it
i have a hernia please dont touch my bellybutton
>>43475585you don't have permission to post your own pp
do yoy frens like my slop writing
>>43475620when do they touch tips
>>43475340I'm neither I'm cis
would you ____ a guy with a lot of lower back hair?
>>43475620Wait a sec, gotta ask Grok for the summary
>>43475634not in those underwear
>>43475634why his booty hole concave
>>43475628that's months away lol if not over a year sry>>43475635I bet musk hasn't even read stranger in a strange land
>>43475643isn't it supposed to be?
>>43475634hnggg beautiful back and tiny waist need my hands on those hips post haste
>>43475657i was gonna post this too that’s peak
i think im gonna just buy an old office pc for 111 bucks and put together a proper high end rig
>>43475634why is it wet... he pooped himself...
>>43475684it's a hot load that his vers top bf (me) deposited moments prior
>>43475697>his vers top bf (me)so it was your first time putting your penis inside someone ever?
need a bf to keep my toes warm
>vers topbottom
that one poster who gets mad about vers topswhats her story
i'm a pretend vers top atm. someday i'll find a man who can pierce the holy barrier
>bottomunrealized dom top
>>43475401this so much fucking this, he's hideous I don't know why posters (assuming it's more than one person) keeps spamming his garbage videos
>>43475735>one posterlol
>>43475771until proven else-wise
its not that i dont care about u dan.i just gave up on u as i dont understand u.
I just assume it's a trip taking their name off
>>43475735Her name is Timur, she has genital dysohoria and is irrationally scared of being asked to top, so she slurs verses as a way to protect her ego and cope.
fat debbie is hot (as usual) for dan?
>>43475753that is too much
>>43475753ngl these skinny hairy guys always have some kind of daddy thing so i get to fuck a lot of them despite being a big fat guyjust gotta call them son a few times and they are putty in your hands
>>43475806>Fat debbie is hotStopped reading and agree
>>43475753
i hate fat
i hate fat 3x combo
i hate fat debbie.
i dont actually
show him
ğay se x
u rly rly rly need to remember to not spirit when white people are in the room.even if u were in the same room as the fucking pope. do not talk about spirit around them or with them
>>43475914you have my attention, senator
I can be friendly or I can be fakeI can be real or I can lick a tasteWhat's it gonna take?I can be sexy or I could be sadAct bad just to be sweetWhat a treatIt is to beNonbinaryMa chérieTee-hee-heeBitch
>>43475254me when i lie on the internet
is it possible to ever get over the grief of losing a friend you're deeply in love with but who is straight so even if you were friends again you still wouldn't be together
saw the same blown out pussy and ass combo on sniffies that i blocked the other day.... girl take the hint
>saw the same blown out pussy and ass combo on sniffiesme when shiza
>>43475960no
*pees on you*
i dont understand why you associate starting a war with being masc. i rly dont and it kinda scares me.maybe because im busier than u? idk.
>>43475982Can you tell me if that was a pooner or not? I don't understand the reason to particularly saying "pussy AND ass" if men don't have pussies.
I remember I was out with my straight bff and another gay friend of his, and that friend's ex or something had messaged me on grindr before (unbeknownst to me), and that friend got a message from his ex asking if we were together lol definitely not, I wonder what else that guy sent thoughwould be distressing if he sent some of the pics I sent himthis was like a decade ago though so it's meaningless nowalso had a guy confront me over not sending all the pics I had, because he'd already seen my pics from someone else on grindr it was very strange and weird, I didn't know ppl would save pics and send them to other ppl
>>43476028it looked slightly pooned out. engorged clit looking pussy but still pretty feminine because she had tits
On a scale of 1/10 how are you guys feeling today/tonight?
how does deb§ser possess enough cognitive function to ban evade but not enough to form anything more than unending nonsensical strings of text
Really don't get this love for infinite body hair so many gays have. Like I don't need a smooth twink but you guys are posting dudes with so much unkempt body hair they look like actual animals
>>43476054+1 its all about moderation
>>43475940dedicated retardation lmao
>>43476054male sexuality is oriented around extremes and obscenity
>>43476054oooh watch out, the mascshitters are going to seethe and cope at your post
>>43476054it's counterculture
>>43476047post timestamp or u getting filteredd avatard
>>43476054everything here is a big larpdont take an ounce of this garbage seriously
>>43476078Maybe after decades of overconsuming porn it does, otherwise I don't think so
>oooh watch out, the mascshitters are going to seethe and cope at your post
>>43476049ask paige kekits simply mentho
aaand they're already starting jej
>>43476112I'm sensical
How do you marry a woman and then turn around and let a man bend you over
>>43476046DISGUSTANG! I don't have a sniffies acc, is it a place that they inhabit too? Do straight botched women go there to sate their hystrionic disorder?
>>43476093Hi, is this good enough?
>>434760470 very bad
I HATE FAT
>>43476049thats not him its a crazy twink
>>43476154>Closes his circles at the bottomEither the trannies are getting really clever or he's a bio male.
>>43476154No put your socked feet in the pic too
>>43476042You're straight friend sure has a lot of gay friends lol. I wouldn't want to be friends with gay males.
>>43476169Don't lump paige in with us, please and thank you.
>>43476174what level of schizophrenia is this lol
>>43476187twoor one, now I guess that I'm not a part of his life anymore
do you ever feel like crying when you see beautiful or attractive people because you wish you could be like that rather than looking like hideously ugly
motherfuckers'll complain like oh you have trump derangement syndrome after they said let's go brandon for four years. gas is 4.50$/gal. please stfu you dumbass.
>>43476157;(>>43476174Do trannies have hairy arms? (´- `*)>>43476182I wear normal socks.
>>43476226Yes, sometimes.
the news is all about fat people now and i think ive seen/heard enough from/about fat peoplei dont think im wrong for being at my limit with how much i can take from fat people. nope not all.
>>43476258is there a way to cope, because it's seriously debilitating
>>43476267i just think fat people are upset because they know how disgusting they are. first they tried to convince everyone big is beautiful. when that didn't work they turned to drugs.
>>43475735lol my impact
>>43475753this is not enough. post uncensored
>>43476191paige is a 30 year old man with klinefelter not a twink dafuq
>>43476314if fat people are disgusting who's gonna fuck debaser donald trump?
>>43475619Nope
>>43476331u can b 30 and a twink...
>>43476270money and skillsyou have to be able to say 'at lwast i am ...'
>>43476270I still hasn't found any. I just find solace in the fact and accept that I'm not like them and not everybody's cup of tea.
>>43476254Ok but show your socks like theyre right there lol
>>43476254your arm is literally shaved...
>>43476330the dude's reddit username is in the filenamehttps://litter.catbox.moe/h15vj7.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/s889ci.jpg
>>43476197Girls in school listen better and take handwriting more seriously, so they learn to draw their O's properly.It's not diagnostic, but it's well known that biomen can't write.
>>43476343A twink is a young gay male who tempts straight men into sex. That was the original definition of twink.
>>43476354I have neitherit's so over>>43476358I don't find comfort in thatmen will fuck roadkill, them being attracted to me isn't the same as being beautifulI want to be an elf, but I'm a goblin
I write in cursive but it still looks as ugly as in elementary school also idk how to write a signature i just draw a heart and a flower and a sun with a smiley and stuff >.<
>>43476335no. donald trump isn't raping the american people. they fuck themselves willingly.
>>43476382no, it's a promiscuous boyish looking gay guythe word comes from twinkie, which is a snack cake filled with white cream
>>43476398it has to do with what your initials are and you make a symbol based on them
>>43476409The promiscuous boyish looking gay guy tempts straight men to fuck him, but he's called a twink because he's considered junk like the junk food Twinkie. It definitely doesn't apply to 30 year old trannies.
>>43476409If you don't shut up and keep moving goalpost I'll take it upon myself to turn your snack cake into a cream-filled dessert with my very small filling pipe, old man
>>43476368I have to get back to work soon, I dont have time to take pictures>>43476370Okay then maybe I did, and maybe I'll do it again... ( `ー´ )But in your opinion which part of the body is okay to shave without being considered a tranny? I'm still not a tranny btw.
>>43476425good thing I'm not a tranny>>43476429>old manfinna kms fr
>>43476409stahp. you can't play such hot music. you know what it does to me. i'm dealing with a health condition.
https://x.com/seblakmanis4/status/2051685396342509973jiggly bf like this
>>43476448Don't kill yourself, your boiled silk is still so tender and velvety to the touch...
why does my country love calling brown food something with nigger
>>43476456is he wearing dried cum
i want more coffee. but can i handle it?
>>43476474promiscuous boy~you already know
I miss Japanese cheesecake
>>43476409actually it comes from the word "twank" which was British slang for a male sex worker
>>43476456Condirtion*
im so fucking cold today
twank stank
>>43476049You mean thorny?
>>43476513i'm not. i have on my turtleneck
>>43476226>>43476270how ugly are you that attractive people bother you?
>>43476513That happens when I forget to eat, have you ate?
>>43476518i put some wool socks and a sweater on hopefully thats enough>>43476521its 40 degrees out and i left my window open over night because i like it cold when i sleepjust didnt think it would be so cold during the day :s
>>43476054no one likes that much body hair in the real world, its just one or two samefags who always try to get everyone to like what they like
I hate when attractive people try to message me on grindr or tinder. Like bitch you're way too hot for me, I like my unbroken heart the way it is.It gives me a bit of an ego boost getting a message from guys like that, but it's also intimidating and I just can't.
my dick is a little bit extra sensitive today because i sat on it when i was half asleep trying to take a midnight pee
>>43476054I just accept guys as they are. For most grown men that means at least bushes and hairy pits and butt cracks.
>>43476499Awww so cute, perfect for belly rubs I'd say. (´ω`)
>>43476533Every aesthetic trend that happens itt is a psyop. That's why I will not be posting my Nike in here.
>>43476563i post my nike enough for the both of us
>>43476551Bro, I'm shocked at the hot guys hit me up before. My bf and fwb and this guy i use to work with, all are out of my league. Some on grindr too but everyone on there is weird.You looking for a relationship on there?>>43476559What's up?
>>43476515no
>>43476584Deb&ser and thrny are the same person
>>43476633i think you mean "debaser is so fat he can house a horny person inside him" right?
i didnt even know how small cartoons were
>>43476640Maybe, but I'm talking about deb&ser, aka thorny.
>>43476633you all think every poster is the same poster thorny is way more cunty than that
>>43476650he just puts that trip on sometimes thats >>43476643 not him theres like 3 or 4 Deb&ser now lmfao
>>43476679He's not cunty. Nothing about him is cunty, but old and schizophrenic, rabid and bitter. Maybe if you mean being a massive cunt-y, then yes, I would agree.
>>43476717he's cunty for a slav
>>43476576No, just hookups, I don't have a lot of confidence and getting rejected after meeting someone would kill me inside for a little while.Some guys are just way too beautiful for me, they need to find another really hot guy to fuck.
IM DROOLING;_; LOOK AT HOW HOT AND SEXY THIS GUY IS AHEGAO WEEOOOOP
>>43476726Is he? Is he of slavic descent too? Isn't he from Germany or some german place, Austria or algo?
>>43476735finally dan took some good photos
>>43476741He's a Russian immigrant living in Germany. Every other German poster on this site is Russian or Turkish. Real Germans are rare.
>>43476735too short
Can we please talk about how gay I am?
>>43476735Its just dan calm down
i just feel like the aha boys are brigading because they're pissy about getting called out for cheating.
>>43476764how gay are you?
>>43476764is your hole hairy?
>>43476679I agree with you, but those 2 are literally the same poster
>>43476717:((( tell me how to improve
>>43476777i'm not. stahp saying that.
>>43476735Ooh ooh lala who tis handsome gentlemonke be
>>43476757i thought the lore was ukranian?anyway find a better topic u fat losers
>>43476757Then why does he hate Timur who is allegedly a russian living in the USA?
>>43476796timur and thorny are brothers by incest
>>43476796I wonder too.
>>43476796He hates everyone. He's one of those gross bottoms that would be humping your leg in 3 seconds of seeing you, and then becomes full of rage when you shake him off.
wanna play mario kart and chill?
much older retard brother thorny sliding his average sized penis inside timur's pretty pooner brussy and pounding his methy semen in and out of his hy-men until they make an even more retarded baby
>>43476834brl
>>43476555there's no possible way you can sit on your penis
>>43476845bitchmade russian lolcow
>>43476757He has a german accent, though?
>>43476834He has a particular hatred for me though it seems. It makes me feel like im doing something right lol
>>43476846there def is
>>43476862Neh it's clearly a slavcent.
>>43476844
>>43476863It's because you don't get upset by his behavior.
>>43476864i guess mine's small :(
>>43476846how small are you
>>43476844>pretty brussyAwwww thank you
>>43476839i dew can we sit shoulder to shoulder and play footsie or you lay on the couch with your legsies wegsies over me >.<
>>43476863He hates to see someone that has the capacity for care and ability to be emotionally vulnerable and it drives him crazy that he can't feel or share his pain outside of keyboard slamming outbursts.He's just jealous of your humanity.
>>43476885Omg a cheeto <3
>>43476787post hole
>>43476398as an example if>>43476845>brlwas your initials you would sign like:
>>43476879that's not anatomically possible, you might sit on your nuts but no one's soft penis extends that far down enough to be sat on
I need to fuck him
>>43476914my dong is 6 inches small soft, what are you talking about
>>43476914you are small, and that's okay. but do not deny my lived experiences
>>43476926and you can't sit on it retard
>>43476914skill issue
should have known i was talking to pre-trannies people who tuck their penis not falling for your tricks anymore
>>43476945vomit
>>43476945looks like a girl now uwu
>>43476922
>>43476945AHA and there it is thornys ginger puhh she was the pooner all along
>>43476951don't let that fanny pack fatty distract you from my big masculine penis dilemma
If you get SRS I'll fuck you thorn
>>43476945where is peen?
>>43476978I need to see an example of a man with a big penis who somehow sits on it.
My dick is so huge actually how are vers tops even supposed to take that
>>43476945Transman's penis OWOW
>>43476988you're in gay thread btw trannysucker de modesto
>>43476945This would be kind of funny if it wasn't the guy that literally spams gore and rants over cis guys in the threads that he convinced himself are trannies.
>>43476989in anus!
>>43476945>how shiza sits at the family table
>>43477024its still funny u fucktard straggot
>>43477025
>>43477037You've never been funny thorny
>>43477004every inch up till seven inches would be fair justice for what i have done to bottoms in the past. any more than that is unfair
>>43476991delta can do it
I wish more guys on grindr/sniffies posted a pic of their apartment. I see a clean barebone apartment like this with no antiques or weird artsy shit and I instantly want to be inside of him. The emptier and cleaner an apartment is the more it turns me on. Anyone else feel the same?
>>43477056no, we can meet outside for all i carealso ahah dirty tops fug best olololol
>>43477056he healed his hiv with a salt crystal lamp
>>43477056No
>>43477056no. i fuck people because of their genitals or their personality, not their apartment
Tops are minimalist.
>>43477075big genitals and a good personality won't make up for a crummy apartment in the ghetto..
>>43477056Its only a turn off if they are very messy, dirty, or the place is covered with pet fur and pet smellFellow CLean pet owners are great though
>>43477095sure does
>>43477054I ain't your camwhore>>43477056looks like it would feel cold even with the heating on
>>43477056you are soulless and into soulless guys, makes sense
anyway i have this millenia old dreadnought for saleeven in death i still serve!20 bucks, tower, mobo, cpu, ramtroonsuckr ask your mom for allowance and you can have your own personal pc!!!
>>43477117>>43477117>>43477117
>>43477120Damn you!
>>43477112you wouldn't be saying this if the guy was black
>>43477114thought you said the mb was dead?just strip it and trade in whatever you can
>>43477137no i just like interior design
>>43477183no you don't, you don't know shit about interior design
>>43477158thats yhe ancient tower i had standing around just in casesadly its too ancient, it has a legacy bios and doesnt boot gpt partion yables lmao
>>43477190oh i'm sorry clearly grayscale IKEA furniture and walmart couches and rugs are the height of interior design, im so sorry to have ever doubted you