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i am a girl but im too scared of women to talk to them or even look at them!!! how in the WORLD do i find an insane girl to match my insanity and want to track my location or kidnap me or kill me. what the eff.
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Cutest way to get an SSI!
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>>43477673
there are no implants that can track your location because there is no good way to put a battery under your skin (pacemakers are extremely low power)
ill chip u tho. it would be irresponsible not to chip your pet ;)
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>>43477933
hi hi hello hi... waves at u...please please im asking nicely please
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>>43477963
how do I know you deserve it. don't want to waste a chip on a feral dog
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This would be fun to do but i'm FtM and also not really into petplay. Not to mention how impractical it is.
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>>43478054
how it it impractical. It takes like 4 weeks to heal and then it has no impact on your life at all.
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>>43478054
you should get a threatening or funny message recroded on an implant so that you can mess with nerds who own flipper zeroes
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>>43478074
Decent chance of infection, useless if you aren't near each other (in most cases), signal would probably be impacted by the skin and other shit in your body, though i'm not sure by how much, also what the fuck would you even do with it?
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>>43477673
>retards giving themselves the mark of the beast as foreplay
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>>43478201
christfags are retarded
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>>43478343
You're a loser with no real friends or familial ties. I don't respect your opinion
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>>43478588
You base this assumption on what, exactly?
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>>43478118
you have no idea what you are talking about. obviously its designed to signal through your body. infection is a result of shitty implantation procedure. the implant is sterile. It's safer than getting your ears pierced. I use mine to open electronically locked doors (that I have the key fob for).
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>>43477673
i get the microchip thing but why did she turn her finger into a french fry
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>>43478588
>>retards giving themselves the mark of the beast as foreplay
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>>43478937
silicone ribs implant
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>>43479023
is there a reason tho other than just thinking it looks cool?
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>>43477673
holy shit humanity is vile and predatory
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>>43479062
no. they are kinda annoying because you have to take them out eventually
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>>43477673
look man im into pet play but this type of shit in the image is mental illness. get help instead of fetishizing mental illness.
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>>43479123
why lol. It's a harmless glass chip. People get matching tattoos and shit. there is no difference.
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>>43478906
Why the fuck are people making nfc chips designed to signal through your body. Why do you assume that the fucking petplay brain rotted retards implanting a chip into your body is gonna do a good job. Why do you think this is safer than an ear piercing? Are you retarded? (answer is yes because you have one yourself)
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>>43479627
>yes because you have one yourself
yes but I got it installed by a professional not in a fetish context
they make these chips because its FUCKING COOL and also because its a good way to make money.
its not that hard to implant a glass implant, you just use a big needle. are you forgetting most trannies have done an injection like hundreds of times.
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>>43480566
I'm a poon. I've been doing injections since I was 15. Obviously if you do this shit with a professional or even just someone half decent and not horny it's gonna be fine. But these retards are doing it for foreplay and for what? Literally nothing because I doubt the buffoons will use any of the minuscule benefits that come from doing this.
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>>43481078
not everything needs to be usefull/
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>>43481093
Why would something be made to be useless?
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>>43481231
>t. robot in a bad scifi film being shown around an art gallery
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>>43477673
>>43477933
Implants might not work for this but phones do

I would walk through a mile of glass for a gf who takes my phone and PC, reads my logs, and puts locks, controls, and tracking on it in any way she deems fit before giving it back to me and warning me to never travel anywhere without it so she can keep an eye on me. With cameras at home so she knows where I am at all times...
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>>43481498
I would like to do this to someone, but why do you think you want it?
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>>43481582
Because it would feel really really nice to be in someone else's control, someone I trust more than myself. It would make me feel safe and happy, like she's always with me. And it just gives nice feelings, to be that important to someone and be under their thumb, it's sexy
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>>43481645
mmm yea that does sound good. im feeling mommy vibes. it would also be funny to just show up wherever u are randomly or text you about something u said online because I have you key logged
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>>43481735
Do you wanna see if you'd like me..? I can post contact
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>>43481785
desu no I have to break up with my bf first
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>>43481815
Oh... well you can add me if you want and I wont have any expectations?
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>>43481836
ok desu im only Dom in fantasy irl im an avoidant autist. also its extremely cute how ur kinda begging rn
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>>43481857
aw okay... sorry Ive just been looking for this for a long long time and its hard to find anyone interested :(
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>>43481910
I am interested I just know id prob fuck it up and im not very respectable and also I have to get rid of this bf because im not a cheater. where do u live anyway
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>>43481940
Im pretty patient and undemanding, I dont think youd have to worry too much about fucking up. Its hard to know without having a conversation anyway. But I wouldnt want to have that conversation until you broke up anyway, but I also wouldnt want you to disappear forever... I live in WA
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>>43481963
im in sf area. ill add u with my alt if u post dc. wolfs head
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>>43481963
also are you at least white and not disgustingly fat. I can always dose you with Ozempic if you need to lose a few
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>>43482001
sassafras0691
>>43482010
I am fat.. like 30bmi.. I'd work on it for you...



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