How do I clean my butt out properly for sex? What kind of lube is best?
Use water for douching, not lubeI like Wet Platinum
>>43485668The reality of cleaning yourself is that food takes somewhere around 6 hours to be processed by the body so if you give yourself roughly that plus extra of not eating and clean yourself about an hour and another time 30 minutes before sex you should be fine.I've had zero issues going about it this way, the body is always producing fecal matter but at a slow rate so if you clean yourself too early you might have some and it'll amount to nothing. Eat healthy, give yourself about half the day to just not eat, and use one of those little squeezable rubber balls they're so much better than the literal hospital bag.
prep kinda ruins the mood, I just dietmaxx and make sure my timing isn't around large meals or movements
>>43485668I use a water based lube for the bulb enemaAlso if i forget to take fiber then i basically dont get clean and then i cancel the sex...
>>43485693>starving yourself just to have sexyou can't convince me that being gay isn't a humiliation ritual
>>43485770to be fair I only eat like once a dayplus I have been strongly considering getting srs recently, not because I don't like butt sex but because it's getting harder for me to live with a peenor, so I'm looking forward to getting topped in positions anal can't achieve
>>43485668I just use an enema syringe.I take the plunger out, fill it with water in the sink, and shoot 150ml up my ass, let it out, and repeat until the water runs clean 2 times or so.I usually take loperamide (Imodium) before douching, since it keeps anything extra from coming down both while douching and during play.
>>43485770it is more personal preference than necessity(>>43485740)
It occurs to me that I have no idea how much effort my boyfriend makes to get himself readyI should get him flowers or something
>>43485770Nope, just being a bottom (they like it)
>>43485770>not eating for like 6 hours is starvationAmericans, everyone
>>43485693Depending what you eat your digestive system takes 18 to 24 hours. And up to 72 hours depending on the food you eat. Six hours is probably when you notice BMs from a pervious meal. As eating more food get the digestive system working to pass the other movements. If you wanna speed up the process I would stick to high fiber, high water content foods like fruits. Eating only that might take like 14 to 16 hours. But even more likely than not its a previous meal that has been slowly being digested through your small intestine. Your intestines are curved, a lot. Six hours is like you digestive system is a straight fucking tube, lol.>>43485668Douche with water until the water runs clean. Usually takes around a liter or so of water (again depending on your diet). A saline solution helps. Draws more water into your lower intestine. From what I've heard you can clean the lower part (the part that passes the BM when you go) daily (its the first 6 inches inside you). Deeper than that I wouldn't clean more than once or twice a week. Remember douching is literally like giving yourself diahheria. And your essentially flushing out good bacteria that helps you pass BMs.
>>43485668This was pretty informativehttps://youtu.be/jgcqvHImIPs?si=xcVSnwpcVXyrlRG4
>>43485770it is, and nothing else>>43486085This is true but being homosexual is still a humiliation ritual in every conceivable way.
i just do a mini omad intermittent fast and eat everything for the day in a 4-6 hour window with lots of whole grains and fiber especially near the end and as a result i only have to go once in the morning and am fine the rest of the timeeating lots of protein w low carb and small snacks throughout the day is the exact opposite like 5 small unclean times a day really fucking annoying for reasons completely outside of the topic
>>43485693Jesus christ, I'll just get SRS instead of putting myself through this
https://github.com/regdude/analcheck this
>>43486236Being gay is fantastic. Don't be a little bitch anon.
>>43487458Delusional faggot.
>>43487777holy quads of absolute truth
Wtf is going on? My ex and I used to do raw anal all the time with zero prep. (I know it was zero prep because we lived and ate together) I only got shit on my dick one time.
>>43490756Fr Fr As the anal doctor(>>43486155) said really prep is mostly about bottom confidence. If you avoid anal around meal and movements while eating 50+ grams of fiber a day its quite fine to go prep free in most cases
>>43485668You don't actually have to deep clean like the retards in this thread say. Your body does not store poop in the rectum unless you're about to have a bowel movement. The first 5-8 inches (depends on your anatomy) of your poophole should be completely free of feces unless you're about to poop. At most a simple little bulb to rinse out the rectum is all you need. Don't listen to these retards who insist you need a special diet or to clear out your entire fucking colon. All that's going to do is severely fuck up your gut microbiome and can actually trigger a bowel movement when you very much don't want one to happen. You can make things easier for yourself by starting psyllium husk powder, this will cause your poop to firm up and become a single log you can pass fully and your rectum should be clear. If it isn't, once again just a quick bulb with a small amount of water to rinse it out and you're fine.And no man should freak out if there is a bit of chocolate frosting on his dick when he pulls it out. You assume the risk of possible poop contact when you put your dick in the poop hole. If he freaks out about he's a fucking faggot.
>>43485668literally just don't eat 24 hours before
>>43491110psyllium husk doesn't really do anything special it just works if your diet isn't high enough in diverse fiber types
>>43491110>no man should freak out if there is a bit of chocolate frosting on his dickew. thats why i dont want to do anal with tranniest. chaser
>>43491195it happens like <3% of the time don't be such a baby
>>43487209unironically srs made my sex life 10x betteri never really cared for prep but i didnt realize just how fucking draining it was until i never had to do it againi can eat like a slob and i never have to worry, even right before sex!
>>43491110>don't need to clean>poop dickOkay have fun shitting on your boys dick.
>>43491186Psyllium does do something special actually. Its ability to form a gel in your colon can help bind together loose stools. >>43491195Faggot.>>43491238I'm a top and I've had poop on my dick I think twice in my entire life. I'm 30 years old and my body count is higher than my age. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>43491290That ability is literally just an attribute of Unfermented soluble isolated fiber, you don't need to get that specifically from Psyllium
>>43491326But getting it from psyllium is very quick and easy. You just put a tablespoon in some water, stir it, chug it down, and that's it. Fuck off with this "erm ackshully" shit. I don't see you chewing willow bark instead of taking aspirin you fucking dork.
>>43491238I have a failure rate of less than half a dozen out probably a few thousand instances of anal play.
>>43491238>NOOOOOOOOO I PUT MY DICK IN THE SHIT STORAGE PIPE AND THERE'S SHIT ON IT HOW COULD THIS HAPPENfembrained response
>>43491326yea cuz unlike asprin you can get enough low fermenting soluble fiber from a normal healthy diet
>>43491364Good job responding to the wrong post dumbfuck. You once again stun the entire board with your profound lack of knowledge and competence. I really have to wonder how you manage to dress yourself.
>>43491405Oh go suck a cock, You are just being a whiny baby instead of actually having a rebuttable
Dam are ppl really doing allat just be hot and no one cares about getting some poop on their dick
xlube is the best, nothing else comes close. you have to mix it yourself, and honestly a bottle of powder could last for several years (depending on how often you have sex). make sure you use fresh distilled or surgical water, tap water has bacteria and minerals/chlorine that could ruin the mix.
>>43491901yeah that stuff is a game changer
