What is the official /tttt/ approved way to take a shower or a bath?
>>43494525Bar soap first, body wash second, then after shower moisturizerIf you really want to go hard you get one of those micro bubble shower heads or run a bubble bath
>>43494565I use she's butter after the shower where I feel dry.I need some sort of heavy scalp exfoliator exfoliator, does anyone have any ideas?
>>43494525Why is she crying after being sprayed? is the water that painful? Is it holy water?
Only use soap on ass and genitalia cuz autism sensory issues
>>43495712ali if you don't put soap on your armpits, behind your ears, the folds of your skin and other places that bacteria gather then you will smell when around white people especially because they all clean themselves before going out
>>43494565that's crazy work. sometimes i just wash my ass with soap when i remember
Baths are superior, showers feel like a humiliation ritual. Use a water filter, all that mineral shit is bad for your skin and hair. Add bath oil or bomb for vibes. Use a AHA or salicylic based body wash instead of doing manual exfoliation. Double shampoo, first should be an exfoliating cleanser, second bond repair shampoo, leave conditioner in at least 10 minutes. Cover body in Urea lotion afterward and add leave in bond repair,
>sir, that autistic gay boy is back for his bath
>>43495726Oh I do do armpits yeah but the rest naaaaah, behind my ears gets washed when I shampoo/condish, and i don't have foldsI don't smell at all! I have very dry skin which is why I'm so sensitive too but also mean I stay clean
>>43495726Also kinda spaced out your racist comment but nice nice toit
>>43494525Put on an album, clean bathtub with scrubbing bubbles and scrub brush, rinse out tub, spray feet with water to get lint off, rinse the tub again, lay in tub, fill tub with warm water, apply shaving cream to left calf, shave left calf, apply shaving cream to left thigh, shave left thigh, apply shaving cream to right calf, shave right calf, apply shaving cream to right thigh, shave right thigh, apply shaving cream to pubes, shave pubes, apply shaving cream to butt, shave butt.Drain tub, take glasses off and place them on counter.Turn on warm shower, apply hibicleans to my fungal infection on my toes, put purple shampoo in my hair, rinse it out, put purple shampoo in my hair, rinse it out, put purple conditioner in my hair, apply soap to body, rinse it off, apply soap to body, rinse it off, rinse conditioner out of hair, turn off shower, dry off with towel.Apply anti-fungal stuff to my toenails, put on socks, put on panties, put on undershirt, put on pajama pants, put on shirt. Bring dirty clothes to hamper and hang up towel.
>>43496237Oh yeah I forgot I also shave my armpits after the second rinse of soap off body.
>>43496237>>43496252how often do you do this jfc
>>43496530I do the shaving once a week but the shower parts are every other day
>>43494525Light a candle to mask the mold spores from the black mold growing on my walls followed by a gentle cleaner and maybe some baby shampoo to protect my FFS incisions
>>43494525>tttt>shower
>>43494525Showering>vanilla scented oatmeal body scrub exfoliant,’every area gets a good hard scrub, makes skin ready for shaved legs and makes skin absorb moisture better, prevents red bumps too>for shaving pits and legs use an aloe based shave creme or shave oil, I like those to have vitamin e in them>shampoo / I like verb ghost since it detangles, trying some new Paul Mitchell branded one it’s okay, I miss their old tea tree formula the new one is less intense >conditioner - verb again ghost conditioner leaves hair super soft>hair mask - I like really hydrating ones I use again the ghost mask from verb but I also like the nioxin hydrating ones it leaves your hair so shines and soft I’ve been asked by coworkers if they can pet it>hydrating body wash I’ve been using a goat milk strawberry cheesecake scented one and it’s cute smelling>rinse, final rinse I use cold water to help tone the skin >lotions, I use a strawberry vanilla body butter with oat milk and massage my lymph nodes >face - I use a cryo freeze mask to tighten my skin rejuvenating it then a purple clay to clear anything left in the pores while helping with discoloration >hair - I put it up in a towel while massaging, then brieogeo don’t despair hair repair crème, blow dry on low heat while brushing it gently then I put in a squirt of verb ghost oil>if summer I’ll put on some thigh rescue to avoid red thigh chaffing due to massive thighs, makes legs super soft and healthy Baths are for relaxing
>>43498940Real except I can't afford to have ffs scars. I look like the master btw.
>>43499144insurance paid for mine :3post pic
