old >>43496539
>>43498543did you get hard from the pat down
>>43498545Unironically me when ever someone does herernormativity in front of me
>>43498545this is silly. how else do you tell people you're planning to have a child
>>43498563no this started about in December and it seemingly gets worse by the month. Strange thing to larp about
Yall never experience peak gaygen like i did :)
can we talk about fat wrists for a minute >>43497741are your wrists fat? do you have fat rolls on your wrists? i have skinny twink wrists, i had to buy a kid's watch because adult watches just slide off to easily
>playing bastard bonds>accidentally missed out on recruiting the sexy orc>find out he's now impossible to get unless i restart the game and im already like 8 hours in
>>43498559Only a little. "Don't get hard don't get hard don't get hard" the whole time the guy is going through the spiel then he had me turn around and damn near treated me like a bowling ball so ngl he got a twitch. I'll jerk off thinking about him giving me a handjob+ behind the security screen later. My flight is boarding soon or I would have just gone straight to the bathroom
Cashews are yummy.
My bandsize is 6.5" which is perfectly normal, btw
>>43498607slut
>>43498590tinychat era gaygen....
make homonormativity a thing
>>43498590lol you could have had sex insteadnight loser
>delta on the left
>>43498613until they get stuck in your tonsils
>>43498591Yeah? Let me see your wrist
if you don't have the Verified Big Dick role in the gaygen discord don't even talk to me
>>43498622Dude it's been 10 years. Forgive a lonely man his sensitivity
>>43498590why was your greatest memory of that era?
>>43498624Why are you replying to me? Yikes. Do fucking kill yourself instead
how big is big?
>>43498545The flamingo bro is hot
>>43498664?newfag that doesnt remember the tinychats or skype groups?probably grew up with discord lmao
>>434986666x6x6
>>43498637This anon missed out on peak :^)
>>43498647no i'm happy for you. get that dick fondled bro, maybe someone on the plane will help you join the mile high club
Remember that size queens are freely advertising the fact that their hole is blown the fuck out.
Oh God, I have to friendzone someone in a videogame!
I could never join a 4chan discord I would doxx myself so fast. Damn near already have here but at least I don't have an id to tie it all together
>>43498693but i'm a top
>>43498693If I had the rizz to do something like that it wouldn't have been so long in the first place. But hey here's hoping. I'll keep an open mind and open legs
Remember that people who chime in bitching about size queens are freely advertising the fact that they have itty bitty tiny peckers.
>>43498647Damn dude, no offense but how's it been that long?
>>43498703Many are saying this
da deadlock or da street brawl fo tonight
>>43498675You clearly dont know
>>43498712How about a good game?
>>43498708He bucked
>>43498698I'm in it just for the emojis, no one checks
>>43498602Why does the Bara game has intricate ways to recruit units? lol
>>43498707Oh whoops meant for >>43498685
>>43498721youre right i should play 6v6, street brawl is just item rng
Huge BWH bottom x Tiny SBC top
>>43498708Cute tho. Tiny peckers are cute and hot
>>43498707that's the sad part. i'd definitely play with a guy's dick on a plane but you can't be sure whether the dude with the open legs is normal or some disgusting straggot
>>43498746See that tells me that your boygina is still tight and dainty. Nice work Sammy.
>>43498745TRVKE!
>>43498602>Premise>Justice has failed. The criminal, the deranged, the inconvenient, and the uncomfortable; all are cast across the sea to the greedy island of Lukatt, whose shores let nothing slip free. So is this a game about gaygen but with sex?
Guuuys, say my name again
>>43498755Some anons aren't picky and are still blown out, those anons probably deserve a good boy.
>>43498712I started playing deadlock like 2 days ago and it is so fun. I love playing Paige and Graves. Honestly the game still needs a cute magical twink. Apollo is a thing but he uses a sword
Wait what's your name
>keep thinking about one guy i had sex with a few times >phones disconnected>check out his last known X account>hasn't posted since 2024>get all worried thinking he died>Google reverse his image>goes by a totally different name and social media urls now>his OF really took off apparently his photos are everywhere >body still as hot as I remember why do sex workers always change their name or rebrand themselves as an upgraded version?
>>43498774What surprised me was how blown out Nickocado's hole is, considering his bf had a very average to small looking d. His asshole looked scarred and mashed up like it was ripped open or blown up with fireworks.
>>43498769>say my nameAnd every color illuminates
Naruto was never good after Pain arc
>>43498781You would know if you werent new
You just know.
>>43498755I'll be honest with you I don't think a guy's but hole would get stretch massively unless they are into fisting. Besides how many guys actually have a freakishly thicc dick? Probably not many so it is just kinda dumb to search for them
>>43498746I don't really have an opinion on it. But I know the call of a dickless pussy when I hear it. And it often sounds like closeted incels trying to shame people who actually get laid because they are jealous. There isn't that much difference between a closet case and a repper, if any. One wishes he didn't have balls, and the other wishes he did.
>>43498791how is that surprising when you see what he eats?
>>43498805You sweet summer baby sammy. I want to cradle you like a kitten
>>43498709Idk. I just kept expecting it to happen and it never did. I leave my house every day and have a decent circle of friends, good job, not too fat, not too weird, good job. Multiple women in my life told me they're only friends with me cuz they wanted to date then found out I was gay and stuck around. I just don't do online connection and ig expecting to meet someone in my regular life is unrealistic. Tmi I'm sure but it really bothers me that I haven't met ANYONE even tho I'm the busiest person I know. I volunteer several times a week, run social events at work, go out most weekends with friends, out on my own all the time at festivals and reading at coffeeshops and farmers markets. Fucking everywhere a romcom has started I've made an effort to attend regularly. I make friends super easy, all straight. I'm the go-to-guy at the orgs cuz I'm known as competent and charming. People way uglier and fatter than me not only have sex but are in ltr or married. I just don't get it. Vent post over. Socks guy, come back and cover for me dragging the thread down. Anyway boarding soon so byebye.
>>43498764its surprisingly good the steam reviews dont do it justice
>>43498814Because it looks crazy bad lol. His asshole was so famously shattered it became a meme. You have to hand it to him for not caring. Most bottoms have a massive fit if they're reminded of the fact that male holes become ugly with lots of use.
>>43498778i've been trying to learn pocket recently because he's always such a headache for me when he's on the other team but when i play him i feel like i poison one person and then instantly die :^T
>>43498802This monkey knows, oooh ooh ah
>>43498823use an app
>>43498835i think he must have been shitting out 5-6lbs a day the average bottom isn’t giving birth to a shit baby every day
I'm pretty sure they are trying to de-normalize air travel. That whole 'freedom of movement/freedom to leave' thing.
>>43498825ssethtzeentach reviewed it, it must be kino :0
is rodney an indian is his hole brown
>>43498860Why did I read seize that teen snatch?
>>43498851Your body is made to poop. I just think his hole was probably already btfo before he became fat.
i'll never be sad at anon calling out my nike socks ever again
>>43498591My wrist isnt fat
>>43498842Yeah I have playing against pocket and he just poisons me to death and it's annoying af. I'm surprised they made the only cute Asian guy non binary tho.Also I play Paige with a full damaging spirit build, it is surprising how much damage her 1 does.If I start playing another character it probably will be vindicta because I line snipers
>>43498873it’s not meant to poop like that fissures hemorrhoids prolapse can all be consequences of fucked up shitting habits
>>43498847More than you ever will.
>>43498854you can't just say "gas prices are high", you have to turn it into a conspiracy
>>43498908the govt wants to stop people from joining the mile high club
>>43498886215 Pounds minimum.
I thinks its disgirbing the way some of you react to TEENAGE BOYS
>>43498920it’s funny how every bottom takes 20,000 leagues of much older cock but as soon as they get fat/bald it’s a problem
>>43498898Look at any 30 year old bottom's hole, it looks like a mine shaft you can see the wall scars from where other minors were digging. By no means is it limited to niko.
>>43498921He looks like a child with the head/hair of a grandma
>>43498921s3xy boi
>>43498921kill yourself
>>43498908No, its not just that. I have been noticing a general pattern of unchecked disincentives, and it fits the general anti-human agenda. I mean if you think everything is going in a peachy direction, you're allowed to believe that I guess. But it would be a strange coincidence or outlier if you think most things are getting worse and air travel worsening emanates from wholly unrelated causes.
>>43498253By the voice alone I would fuck your ass so many times, you would need a wheelchair.
30 year old bottoms show us your ruined holes
>>43498886gordo>>43498921gordo >>43498950gordo
>>43498969I'm older then boomer, want to see mine?
>>43498921my arms are probably bigger than your headwith this being said, can i give you a tongue bath?
>>43498921Hes fat
>>43498823Sorry anon, it seems like you're doing a lot of stuff the right way. Are you meeting gay guys at any of these social outings? I guess you could just try being a little more forward.Do you have other gay friends? Seems like they could probably set you up with someone, or give you a 10 year dryspell pity fuck anyway.gl in any case, 10 years is a long time :/
>>43498963lol but you wouldn't. Unless he was actually in a wheelchair and maybe mentally challenged to where he couldn't talk at all.
>>43498963Midwest has the hottest voice itt
>>43498975only if it’s at max gape so we can get a full and clear picture
>>43498921is that samael?
Crippled wheelchair dom bottom x Muscular meatnigga sub top
>>43498921was trying to figure out what's wrong with this image and why it repulses me, and it's the lack of armpit hair
i made a discovery. usually i get hard ever easily, even if i cum. but if i cum twice within an hour i'm out of commission for the rest of the day
>>43499016use your hole
>>43498921Why is someone seething so hard at this pic?
>>43498975Hi Timur. Just checking in. Hope you are feeling better. I am deliberately trying to piss away time for a few days to decompress. The last month has made me a bit peevish, and I expect it to be a bit longer. I hope you are recovered soon so you can get back to normal life too. I think I saw a pic of Finka recently.
The only person to compliment my voice here is marea I think
>>43499016Get this anon a Fulbright scholarship to continue his research
>>43499031AAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHH
>>43499035what do you sound like?
im 30
>>43499045Nothing unique.
>>43499048oh fuck, old man musk
>>43499045Extreme esl accent. He was likeable on vocaroo imo
>>43498969Im 24 and virgin btw (´ω｀)
>Dan's before photo
>>43499053record yourself singing the anthem of the ussr
>>43499048What's it like having back problems Unc?
>>43499048im 38
>>43499063post a nips to knees body shot
this is my bf we're getting married tomorrow
Keep a fuck nigga with me that fuck niggas to bed
>>43499080ur a lucky man
>>43499035I don't think I have ever heard your voice. I'm sure its fine. I'm not really into rating everything though. I am only here to pass cosmic judgment on mortal souls. That keeps me busy enough, don'cha know.
>>43499072No more vocas from me
Bitch don't even know she wrote a suicide noteShe pin me to her location, that was murder she wroteI knew the Glock was by her twat, and I instantly giggledI said, "Every dumb-dumb come with a stick the middle"
>>43499099then why did you bring it up have you been diagnosed with autism
>>43499076i can feel them coming in like a thats so raven premonition it really sucks
>>43499095You're not missing anything. I hope you're very well.>>43499102No
>>43499078The elder Unc
Mao Zedong... hero or criminal?
I am 14,972.Iirc.
>>43499124criminal
>>43499114i’ve heard that autism is underdiagnosed in women
it's thursday night which means it's basically friday which means it's basically the weekend
Also "extreme esl" it's not that bad
I bet delta is 1488 :3
>>43499124Mao < Deng
>>4349912470% good 30% bad
>>43499114>>43499034You too.:3
>>43499145thorny sounds more American than you do
Potatoes and molasses so much better then algebra classes
>>43499145It's a compliment nigga. Americans are these uptight bitch niggas that think they're each a special entitled princess.
i just want a guy to take me to outback for the awesome blossom.
What if I worn a cardigan
>>43499146I'm 34 :(
>>43499124Gimme Mao of Ze-dong hurr durr
>>43499141sauce?
>>43499135>Jannies deliberating whether this post breaks the rules or not as we speak.
>>43499168let a hundred onions bloom
palate cleanser
>>43499177substitute teacher who was found out to be a sex offender vibes
>>43499202i tell people i want to fuck bottoms that look like this and they act like i’m weird
>>43499177i would empty a clip into you if you got within 15’ of me
>>43499185otterpoppa_OF
>>43499163I used to date this guy and we used to sing together and play silly word games. It was a lovely experience :3>>43499178And a tory :/
>>43499178yikes dawg
>>43499242I vote labour damn it
>>43499242That sounds nice Rodney.
what's a tory is that one of them trucks you guys drive
rodney has a dry cracked brown hole deltoid don’t let him stress you
>>43499177doesn't make any difference when your ugly, sorry
>>43499253how are they meaningfully different from tories in 2026?
>>43499276Rodney is cooper right?
>>43499275british republican>>43499285idfk anymore
>>43499242>toryIs this like Bonglands version of trump supporters or something
>>43499253delta, post vocaroo, sing us a song i bet you have a hidden talent, it's probably singing, it has to be singing, of course it's singing you're the next Susan Boyle
>>43498921Yeah that's a picture of me >>43499002Yea. But I didn't post it today. >>43499031It's probably the person that posted it today because I didn't. My usual suspect is gaydead Aka Mr pancakes but who knows
There's this weird character in the video game I'm playing and I have to break his heart because I want to marry the builder girl.It's so tragic I'm having trouble continuing to play the game.
>>43499302are we excited for more joey cards?
>>43499302good thing you're giving them your vote then
>>43499298rofl idk that would be funny i just like to be bottomisogynist
>>43499078hey babe let me at that boiled silk
>>43499311Had that problem with shadowheart in my first bg3 playthrough. Sorry but the vampire twinks wins. Edgy cleric with mommy issues. Maybe if you were a man you would have a better chance
All bottoms are queens.
what kind of gay guy haircut should i get im 31 btw
>>43499341The one you like. How do you cut your hair regulary. Maybe you could go for a more elevated version of that
>>43499305doubt it>>43499312I had not seen those yet
>>43499354i havent had a haircut since 2019 :\i am just sick and tired of long hair i find this shit everywhere when i clean
>>43499034Sorry I didn't see this.I'm curious what goes on in your life.<3>>43499163Oh. Then thank you>>43499157Doubt
>>43499341I feel bad for thirty year olds, bottoms want you to be older with gray hair, tops want you to be 18. You're kinda just screwed in your 30's.
>>43499332you would pick astarion, i chose gale
>>43499329sorry, I'm saving myself for marriage. my husband will want me intact.
>>43499379I chose gale my second playthrough. After that there weren't Any other male characters I was attracted to so I just used a mod to make. Shadowheart a man lol
>>43499255Oh it was. Sometimes he lives rent free in my head.>>43499298Lol no, I'm not fat enough.>>43499341Look up your face shape and then haircuts for it, ezpz
Even people speaking in Gάӱlik makes me a bit nauseous. It occured to me a while back, how tf I went through as many gayships as I did without either of us ever saying the words "top" or "bottom". Maybe because I avoided those types. Or maybe its because my rule is that if you can't find a homo, make your own. Its better sport anyways.
>>43499370there are still tops who want usalso hot guy pic, nice
>>43499279What if I was handsome
/sneeze/sneeze
>>43499370i always get hit up by guys who are 25 and under it really cheeses me offi just want some boiled silk i dont want no playground dwellers
>>43499367>I'm curious what goes on in your life.A bunch of horseshitty fuss and bother, thats what lolHere you go. I saved probably a half dozen vids but these are the only two that seemed worth webming. I watched a documentary on these the other day on Youtube called "Red Ghost" something-something. It digressed into a few other animals in their natural habitat too though. They have pretty challenging lives.1/2
>>434994542/2
>>43499464>>43499454Thank you for these
>>43499408That's nice Rodney.
delta have you ever had a job?
>>43499398they ironically made wyll a white knight in personality i thought that was so funny
>>43499367Oh hey, I just noticed its one of your pastel pandas lol. Very nice.
>>43499441I feel like straight guys like girls who look like they are about to cry and would be into you, i want to tell you to transition but I don't if you'd be consistent with taking estrogen to get the desired results but you already taking meds so why not just do it. I don't know why people think you look psychopathic, you look like your on the verge of tears.
>>43499481yw ofc:)
>>43499177what if your got implants?
>>43499510Straight men are not attracted to trans woman anon trans woman are just trans identified males
>>43499529Tiffanys
>>43499499no
This no true scotsman routine jfc its like a religion with you people.
I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive
>>43499535your parents must be in their late 60s or 70s now? do you have any plans in place if they die? I just feel you're going to end up in a situation and not know how to handle it when they do die...
I always imagine this as Delta's ring tone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBojbjoMttI
>>43499534No they are called TIMS (trans identified MALES) Not Tiffany's Tiffany's are (trans identified FEMALES) Basically your classic pooner swag fujoshi
>>43499177Take your picture from further away. Wide angle + closeup distorts your face and makes your ears disappear. Would though
Not all fujoshi are pooners but all pooners are fujoshi
>>43499575All yuri freaks are troons
>>43499565Idk what any of it means. There's too many acronyms too keep track of and remember for me. Why can't we call them transvestites again? That's what we called them growing up. When it was just gay guys dressing up as women things were a lot easier.
This but with redbull
>>43499535how do you cope? do you at least have level 2 autism
think i will go birding tomorrow
>>43499556hes going to be homeless
>>43499525I would get bigger than that jeez im a teacher... cant have the children confused i need them to see im a womyn from 1000 paces
>>43499556early sixtiesidk what to do now let alone when they're gone>>43499558it's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gwO8-oqwFw>>43499601and epilepsy
I am freezing
>>43499613go twinking instead Twinking, or twinkwatching, is the hobby of observing and identifying twinks in their natural habitat, often utilizing binoculars and field guides to appreciate their behavior, sounds, and appearance.
>>43499535da fuq? I thought it was just the autist troons on this board who didn't have jobs. Dude go get a job
hey buss, what's tea
this song always makes me so emotional, reminds me of my grandma u_uhttps://youtu.be/c9yYwWZf-NM
delta when you're homeless are you gonna be a cool homeless like paul erdos?
>>43499624kind of meh on his face and hair, but he's wearing the shit out of that dress
Being homeless is so scary I was so freaking scared while I was homeless mostly about homophobic gangstalkers who were conspiring to keep me homeless
>>43499624lizard king shithe reptillians love to genderbend like that they have an appetite for sex that is inhuman
>>43499624Where is his wig?
I saw reptilians while I was homeless they actually like to hunt homeless people at night and eat them
red: delta gets massive breast implantsgreen: everytime delta goes outside he HAS to wear a dress
i wish i was a homeless twink and some dude adopts me.
>>43499587This. And Idk what a fuji yahtzee is either. I think the trans movement is pretty much like the gay movement though. It claims to represent all people who like a thing by being the loudest because not everyone else wants to yap about their personal life constantly, so by nature they have no counter voice. As a result, all the looney head cases who need cope gravitate to the loudest nutjobs to get made into useful idiots. Its sad too and I don't blame them. For one, its not their fault they are mental, and second, on its face, the movements sound legit until you start digging around into how they work and who for.People as old as me are inconvenient, because we have a living memory of earlier times. Trans (or gays) were nothing like they were before. This appeal to "pride" is an appeal to traumatized egos. It used to just mean a simple lack of shame by hypocrites, who themselves were manufactured by nutjobs on the right who obsessed with deviant sex.The trans thing is a stark contrast though. People today would never believe that trans used to be the more low key, down to earth, practical ones among the later "lgbt"(qqiapd2sa+). In fact, they were the ones usually cleaning up the cultural mess the new gays c.1990 were making when lesbians dragged everyone else into their made up "alliance".
>>43499667i was homeless too but i was playing on easy mode. had a car to sleep in and lived off doordash deliveries
>>43499702Why not both >>43499713Men are trash they dont want to help you just pump and dump and rape you when your homeless they feel like they can do whatever they want to you without consequences
>>43499729I was in the outside world and I didnt have/couldnt gets a job grrrrr
>>43499622I was just teasing. But thats a nice song, even if I don't recognize it. Sounds like something an ex used to listen too.
>>43499617>>43499646I have family>>43499630everything scares me and I don't want to upset the balance
*listen TOgoddammit I keep doing that
>>43499743and u live in fucken canada how the hell did u not freeze to death honestly impressive
5'10" is short
>>43499766I'm 5'11 king of the manlets
So basically i've never bottomed anyone, but I would let this man do whatever he wanted with my hole.Hell I'll just starve myself and have nutrients from his cock juice alone for a month straight.I've never felt like this, it's like every single time he's on the screen, my asshole itches a mean business.Usually it's me getting hard at perfectly sculped asses or big piles of muscles, but this man.... this man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BPLcMEEcbQis this masc or fem? everything these days feels so blended together, can't tell up from down
I wish I had an ass like a shelf
>>43499762Not to brag but I have boy scouts survival training...
>>43499744they're my favourite band
>>43499756Honestly I don't blame you. I grew up in better times and now I hate going out too because its depressing to see how things have gotten. It must be awful to grow up in this mess.I figured out that not only is the culture trying to keep people in a child like state of mind as long as possible after high school, and then exploit them. But it also looks like they are still loading young people up on false hopes and deliberately leading them to errors in life planning on faith that their leaders would never try to cannibalize them. By the time they realize it was all a con game, they can't change course. Very disturbing. Its been worse in every generation. From what I can tell, its been going on close to a century. Every leap in communication seems to be immediately be used to lie and exploit. I guess religion via mass printed scriptures is probably the first example.
>>43498573>this is sillythat's what makes it funny, yes
>>43499790its never to late to start squatting
>>43498545https://youtu.be/Q9avuDye5QY?si=ULU96lmhVW-3CFBKsometimes I wonder if I would've been happier just being gay
>>43498545I knew I have seen this skit before.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7PYpysL_dIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ryBqgkOw4UAnd just a skit from wkuk that I always likedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5bfJHqz9Ag
I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to bootI'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not
>>43499890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VroEBCYaB1w
man pussy or guy cunt
>>43498633Well straights are starting to steal open relationships from us
thinking of treating myself to some LSD. its been a few years
>>43499947i was gonna make a snarky comment about gays trying to take credit for inventing cheating but they very well may have
>>43499953is it any different from shrooms>>43499944daddy dick, duh
>>43499956Ethical non-monogamy :)
if a guy has a bull fursona is that a red flag?
>>43499963Paige what are your honest thoughts on mr p cakes
>>43499976why would it be
>>43499944I prefer the term mancunt
>>43499976is this a bull fighting joke to answer the question, any fursona is an instant rejection
>>43499790hes asking to be raped
>>43499985keter class homosexual
>>43499996even my pokesona....?
>>43500001This
>>43499963ive never done shrooms i always got lsd cus i tried it first and liked it enough to keep doing it also its cheaper
>>43499953listen to this when you do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rZpIBbDK4k
>>43499944mussy
>>43498567heteros are literally normal LGBTBBQWWG1WWGAIAAI+-++seses are only 1% of the population
He call me his muse, PicassoHe turn me out mad like Leonardo
>>43500027mushrooms are easier to acquire by yourself if you're a loser loner >>43500015>sexualizing a children's gameyes, red flag
I think a big thick hairy Mexican boy would treat me right
>>43500027you can literally grow shrooms in your house forever and its free you just need to get the spores on tor once then transplant the mycelium to a fresh substrate and walla. infinite psilocybin hackit will fry your brain though
You really should only do psychedelics with friends or supporting company. It can go badly if you don't.
>>43500055do u think leonardo and davinci was fuckin on the low?
>>43500071dumbest advice i've heard all day
>>43500071you really shouldnt ever use psychedelics. my tribe used them and we had institutionalized human sacrifice and slavery and institutionalized human sacrifice of slaves and POWs
>>43500071
solo tripping because i'm a man
>>43500086what tribe are u?
You really should take your mom or dad with you the first time you hookup with a guy on grindr. It can go badly if you don't.I'm being serious. Let's normalize parents going on dates with us.
>>43500096where you going?
>>43500101shittacock tribe
>>43500105you joke but on my first date my parents literally sat at a restaurant nearby in disguises LOL
>>43500082Doors will open for your future if you lead with your personality and intelligence.Now I can believe you.
>>43500071ive done lsd like 50 times all alone except a few times with bf and once playing csgo with a friend
honestly i was more comfortable alone cus im too self aware around other people it gives me anxiety plus one time my bf started fucking with me (ex now)
I always liked introducing bfs to my parents precisely because I hated them that much just daring them to set me off.
>gen alpha bottoms will be legal in 2028I'm lovin life boys
>>43500127And here we are.
>>43500161on 4chan? thats cus i have autism
>>43500116I had a girl-friend in HS whose mom was literally like "if you want to lose your virginity you can use our bed" and then showed her where they kept the condoms and lube...
hehe stew i love stew heheheheh
heuheuheeheeheuheu
>>43500148cant wait
>>43500172okkkkk mom promoting safe sex practices
>>43500112The sworn enemy of my people, the swampagoochee tribe
i didn't heat my stew up enough so i had to do the walk of shame back to the kitchen
>>43500172this feels like a european thing
>>43500224doxxing yourself a bit anon
>>43500242Bristol and Brighton are where you should be. Holy shit it's like fag heaven.
>>43500172Uhh… why not give her condoms and lube and just let her own bed?
>watch music video that takes place in Brighton>it's dark
>>43500251delta is in another B-city, Birmingham me thinks
delta u need to go out and have sex do it for us
>>43500224>mfw too fat and ugly to pull thisfuck my gay ethnicel life
>>43500181I like stew too! ^^
>>43500263that's what i was thinking, i told her to look for any hidden cameras if she did consider it...
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>>43500268I'll say west Midlands. Definitely too liberal to be norf and if he was from Birmingham he wouldn't be a virgin anymore his ass would be gone
>>43500275Tfw fat, white, and hairy and can't shake those little fuckersSeriously get them away from me I am not fucking kids
>>43500301Legend
>>43500275if you have ok face i would've when i was a twink. especially if ur spic or arab type of ethnic
>>43500302he said he was from the same town as Ozzy Osbourne if I recall correctly
>>43499624Matpat looking fierce!
>>43498711*shoplifts*
