>>43509394
>QOTT: how do you set the mood?
i say, "wanna fuck later?" and then enema my ass for an hr and then cry when my all red meat diet shit poop is still there

>>43509394
>Cigarettes indoors
:s

>>43509394
manmoders go on dates? lel

>>43509394
I light a candle and turn the lights down. That’s it

>>43509394
>QOTT: how do you set the mood?
idk. idk what that means ive only seen it in movies

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Hello /mmg/ I hope all u moders are doing well! Think I’m going to give myself one day a week to look and post on here since I have nothing better to do frankly lol. I did start the process of setting up a little aquarium tho, currently just plants that look a lil shabby but I’m getting a light for them soon so they should be able to flourish a lot more and once the system fully cycles then I can add in some shrimp and snails and that’ll be nice I hope <3

>>43509394
I don’t think I’ve ever been on a date before desu so idk

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free hrt!! (just not for trannies)

organizing a grindcore show lemme know what you think of the pricing.

door fee:
chicks, dolls, bricks - $0
'moders - $5
men - $15

>>43509485
What if the men claim to be moders for the $10 discount?

im afraid of sex now

>>43509502
tummy + skin texture check for questionable cases

i just opened grindr and idk i’m tempted to have sex for the first time in years for the first time since hrt too
idk is it dumb
i had my age set to 4 years too young lol i’m expired anyway i doubt i’ll get much attention

>>43509485
too cheap for men

>>43509394
is that laura les?

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>>43509394
obnoxious purple LEDs, invader zim, and tranny breakcore

>>43509636
yeah
>>43509643
type of shit you do right before you give someone the worst fuck of their life

>>43509674
with a black dildo too......

i grew out of my androphilia lol

sissies crying over bbc

>left her pooner husband for another tranny
like it will never not be funny trans woman dating/marrying pooners to realize they like women. praise be endless misery upon trans men

dubs and i do it

>>43509834
so close! better luck next time!

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It makes me feel so confident and pretty knowing im prettier than all of you people in this thread.

digits and I sit around comfy getting high and drinking while playing video games all day

>>43509730
don’t mind trans men at all, personally

I would pound a poona's toona or let ayden give me the strap

>>43509946
same dude
i bet he/him pussy goes crazy

i love gybe

i'm gonna take a shower, you guys need anything?

>>43510318
Hole pics

>>43509696
meee n_n

bump

one day i'll die and it'll all be just fine from thereon out

i am on a date right now

Congrats hope you have fun and stay off your phone

Am I malebrained if it still bothers me I’ll never be able to attend Alive 2007

i like being on my phone though

>>43511029
i fucked your date btw

guys please stop making fun of me what if she looks over and sees my screen

>>43509394
I kinda look like this

>>43511204
this poster is a RAPIST

the rapist?

>hung
>bottom
it's bleak

>>43511418
same bestie

my penis is 3.5 inches long

>average
>vers
it's bleaker

my penis is normal sized but looks fucked up

i have a vagina

>>43511437
that was a lie btw i was trying to bait you specifically

>>43511468
giwtwm

>>43511468
giwtwm

>>43511473
wow good job anon I'm very proud of you

>>43511464
Same, the American healthcare professional who provided me perfectly legitimate healthcare as a child did it with his eyes closed apparently

>>43511468
oh yeah? prove it.

>>43511485
thanks >_<

botched circumcision award

being a victim of circumcision made me gay and transgender

not having a circumcision made hate sex

>>43511656
Saaame
I wish they accidentally took the whole thing then gave me an orchi to finish it off

>>43511683
can i clean your foreskin with my tongue please please please

>>43511716
sorry there's nothing there because i wash my pp properly

I’m still questioning but it seems I couldn’t give less of a fuck about bottom atrophy, makes me feel a little better

id like to have a vagina now please

>get srs
>stealth
>larp as a female chaser so trans women willingly put their pp in me
why arent bottom chasers doing this

Got given a plant pot with roses in for free at the grocery store today (they were giving various flowers away at the door, i assume bc they weren't selling).
I'm going to do my best but I will cry if they die.

everything dies
retard faggot

https://youtu.be/NJ3aiM8K6D0?si=r_84_dPdCqKjpUfj
thank God for that

fuck cameras crime is good i like drinking in public and whipping my dick out. suck it, you stupid cracker. you probably think god is real and shit. you probably pay taxes. fuck you. you've been lied to by the media. fuck all you normal people for judging me. break the law. yeah

how am i expected to bottom when every time i shit my ass hole bleeds

>>43511975
just paint the trade red

i have never and will never have sex

i’ve had sex many times but never with someone i love

When I have sex I fall in love automatically

i fw sex heavy

I've had sex with someone I love but who does not love me back

that sucks sis

what does sex feel like

just try it and see

it's not in the cards

*slides it into ur cards*
check again

i look like a male man who is also a man

me too, I don’t judge

i do

i look like a boy

you look like my toy

>transition
>is a man still
lmao

i hate passoids and twinkhons

man2man4man2man

I find them sexually attractive

>>43512343
that. so much that

i like twinkhons as a semiboymoder

im a manmoder

>>43512398
>manmoder
>in manmoder general
what the fuck? why are you here?

liv agar

I will never get to be a cute boymoder and walk in the shade on my college campus and enjoy the sound of the leaves and the wind on my boymoder skin

I will never be approached and taken home to plap by the weird cute repressed bisexual guy who can tell I’m moding but also is a gentlemen about everything

i don't want a gentleman, i like DL TRADE

thanks. jerking off to this.

>>43512441
>I will never be approached and taken home to plap by the weird cute repressed bisexual guy who can tell I’m moding but also is a gentlemen about everything
truemoder here, it’s not that great

>>43512462
make sure to jerk off for HOURS

i will never be a woman

i will never be white

i am a white woman

white people are ugly

i'm a whiteboy 30s in my khakis

>>43512495
white women however are the most gorgeous creatures on earth

nazi

note: I was not white when I said that

white is alright

i've never fucked a white girl i vomit when i see white women

>>43512501
cowbot doxxmoder paige wife suicide :)

I will probably only fuck white girls for the rest of my life (I cum when I see white women)

black and brown girls clear

god forbid a white boy get a little motion

>>43512495
no

i lowk smell like pee

also i look male and i am male

please liyrtally one sniff plss

>>43512531
I've seen this on /v/, but why here? Is it just getting randomly astroturfed?
That said, I just noticed the nose ring and goofy tattoo... Is gamestop trans coding her? Why?

>>43512683
Yes.

if you play video games you're either adolf hitler or transgender or both

can i see someones boobs

>>43512686
I assume you mean yes it's being astroturfed.
I hope that's true, just cos I like the idea of someone being paid to post in mmg...
>>43512693
Both would be too good for this sinful world.

>>43512698
Only if you jack off to them

>>43512698
was gonna post my trvemoder cones as a joke but i took the picture and got depressed

posting my gyno

Hrt made posting nudes feel better then watching porn

Post hole
>https://files.catbox.moe/oybqqj.jpg

nona you just posted your hairy balls on a friday night

i wish i didnt look like a fat man

second post i’ve came to since cowkini congrats

>>43513147
TINY penis

bad angle
good feet
jerking off to this

Is there a specific day for hairy balls?

petition to change tummy Tuesday to balls Tuesday

Fight atrophy by yoinking it raw

what if there was a game that came with a handjob and after being out for 20 years no one wanted to admit they'd bought one because even though the game is good no one will believe you didn't just buy it for the handjob

>>43513224
):<

came twice to this now
be proud of yourself

i would like my penis to be CRUSHED beneath the elegant boot of a young elven maiden.

i wish i didnt look like a man

>>43513325
YOU AND ME BOTH, SISTAH

>>43513313
Thank you come again

>i dont pass

>>43513404
quite a challnge(not really) but i’ll try

i haven't done psychedelics in 6 years and i've never done DMT before, should i buy a cart and RIP that shit?

finished but i’m kinda raw

my life is meaningless because i look like a man

>>43513486
fucking dmt carts, just find some shrooms broster

>>43513522
Or maybe your life is man-less because you look mean?

>>43513536
im also fat

>>43513533
shrooms are too easy i wanna traumatize myself a lil

>>43513538
I don't believe you.
Every manmoder says they're fat, and then they're like 5'11 and 130 pounds.
I have a muffin top and a double chin and I'm contemplating getting takeout just cos I'm bored. That's fat.

i am fat though i roll my ass out of bed each morning

>>43513561
my bmi is 23.6 and i have zero muscle also all the fat is in my abdomen also i smell like urine

>23bmi
bait but killing myself over this

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>>43512683
>nose ring
>goofy tattoo
>trans
nah that's just the woman with problems common denominator
correlation not causation yadda yadda

>>43513561
nta but im short, it is incredibly easy to be fat

>>43513728
why are you fat

another day another absolute massacre of my dome piece #nvrnotchopped

I <3 manmoda

>>43513762
thank nona you made me laugh. it was a gross disgusting male laugh but you made me do it so that makes it special.

>>43513600
That bmi doesn't sound that bad nona.
Also, not sure why you volunteered the urine smell, but that seems eaiser to resolve.
>>43513728
Fair. I'm tall and fat. We are not the same, but we run parallel.

please unblock me this is so miserable without you

date went well i fingered her

a manmoders laugh and smile is very precious to me and now im smiling in a sort of silly smile symbiosis

Is the one guy in fight club with the boobs a moder
Mogs me btw

they say his name like a bunch how do you not remember

he's just been frying his brain with long term isolation and alcohol like everyone else here

Why is OP’s pic of Laura Les? GTFO

>>43514023
pic goes hard

mocking me

Is there an alternate drug to estrogen? To get rid of brain fog and give me confidence without trooning

lolno

mcbouncing on my wood

Here's an honest question from someone who doesn't know what you all are about. Who do trannies say that boymoders are bad? Idgi.

mcd doble when was the last time you touched it ?

she creamed my shorts

>>43514293
because a boy or manmoder lives as a cis man we share none of the struggles of socially transitioning people, it's seen as a cowardly way to avoid those struggles

>>43514305
So they go by a male name and tell people they're make or sth? It still doesn't make sense.

man isn't a mode for me

me moder me moder

>>43514311
>>43514293
fuck off bro

>>43514294
touched a mcdouble? like 2 days ago

thats a long time do you even like them

its complicated okay

>>43514350
I'm a man moder too.

>>43509562
If I couldn’t get attention on Grinder I’d unlock my gunsafe and get to work.

im vegan for the female animals idrc about the moid moomoos

mooders

hey nice tits man

thanks i grew them myself and now they're too big to really hide while still being too small for my frame so i just look like a freak

can I see

sure why not. one of you unfortunate little creeps gets the honor of foldering this fucking mutant, better act quick
unsee cc/album#sEKsy6JW5GJ5

i think i was too late

im also a mutant

>>43515479
send it again i didn't get to see

spent my morning distressed about my hairline

don't dis-tress too much or you might find yourself de-tressed ahahaha

>>43515904
i hope you go bald

>>43515904
if i go bald despite having double digit testosterone and literally no other balding males in my family i would be very pissed at my genetics

I want someone to shove their tounge into my throat.

>>43515917
lucky for your hopes im developing traction alopecia from tying my hair back so much

>>43515945
me too nona

i love my gf

>>43516087
lots of gf lovers here recently
tell us why you love her nona

i also love nonas gf

I love her too

>>43516135
she's so cool :c

tfw will never have gf

is her bum jiggly

you can have nona's gf once nona's turn ends dw

I dislike being male

meow

i fucked them btw

was she any good

why did you give me so much hope just to fucking block me

i blocked her btw

spill the tea drop the discord name

Oh shit I definitely need to be wearing a hoody atp
But it’s hot outside

welcome to the suck

my penis is very small and it can't get hard

it is a very linen time of year, hoodie-wise

>>43516867
get a bra

my breasts grow and my hips stay the same

>>43516887
Thanks

>>43517003
People told me it’s hard to hide that especially with a huggy family

>>43517028
then don't hide

kys

>>43517060
??? lmao

kiss your self! because you're so lovely and you deserve it

kiss your sister! because incest is wincest

moder want pizza
what go on moder pizza

mushrooms

I’m gonna be a cute hon one day

did latina moder kill herself?

>>43517375
chopping up mushrooms to go on da pizza. among other things.

mushroom on pizza is sin

shoulda told me that earlier, now i'm going to hell

>>43517548
"All things are lawful for me" - the Bible

>>43517028
Do people really notice ts O_O I have been getting hugs from family for a year straight now

if you hug a person with boobs you can generally feel the boobs. on account of chests being together. i know moders are all touchstarved loners but come on now that ones easy to figure out

>>43517574
repent by posting cowkini photo

exposing you to that would be even more of a sin if we're being all forthright with it

I’m so fat I need xxxxxxl Cowkini and e cup bras but I still look male af cause I’m fat blob shaped

>>43517620
well I had man tiddies before E, so I think im aight then, was more concerned about the sports bra lol