what would you do if you came across a boymoder that referenced memes you were too old to understand, called you a chopped unc, used slang you didn't know, and just generally teased you for being older than her?
>>43511846Wait for the sea level to rise and drown that shawty
Probably rape her
>>43511846>what would you do if you came across a boymoderI'll stop you right there. I'd rape her.
I know the slang because I'm black and we already used that slang 20 years ago
>>43512012>I'm blackWhy?
>>43512012Nigga yall was not saying 67
>>43512091That's not slang
>>43512012Have you tried not being black?
>>43512112True true so yall was saying lowkirkeuinly 20 years ago huh
>>43512118That's also not slang I don't think you know what slang is
>>43512012we wuz diddy bluds
>>43511846Slap the shit outta ho and tell her to go make me a sandwich.
>>43511846I’d try to hint to her that I’m self conscious about my unc status and the teasing hurts my feelings
>>43512130You’re calling me stupid :(
>>43511846I feel like this quite regularly actually
>>43511846Is she doing the "Ay Tone" Sopranos voice while serving old memes? That would be ok.
>>43512054>>43512113Why are you not black?
>>43512197How is your back, unc? Do you need a stick to walk? Is your prostate still functioning, old man?
>>43512939Please don't talk to us senior citizens this way
>>43512944Or what? I don't will you even remember this conservation later anyway due to how bad your memory is getting.
>>43512958I'm only 27 I'll remember it..for six hours.
>>4351297027 decades? Did you save enough for your retirement? Can you still go up and down the stairs without running out of breath or fear of your heart giving out?
>>43512999I'm afraid not. I need you to take me up and down the stairs like a good young person should.
>>43513017Ok, just don't have an incontinence episode while I help support your osteoarthritis ridden, fragile bones.
>>43513067AGH..my bones...
>>43511846I know that slang because I have black friends who were already using that slang around me 10 years ago Being suddenly thrust into a black friend group as a white guy is a lot like being suddenly thrust into tttt as a cis guy
>>43513079Welp, that's it. I hope you had enough karma for the next step in your journey.
(Spoiler) you didn't.
>>43513109I hope in the next life we can be friends young lady...bleh
I'd call him a man.
>>43512118it's genuinely funny that, after more than 4 years of possibly the most misunderstood AAVE being called "tiktok slang", the only two examples you have are references that don't serve any purpose besides shoveling recent events into a situation in a post-ironic attempt to be flippant and funny.These damn kids thought "Gyat" was a word people really used, and refused to be informed that they were willfully misunderstanding an exaggerated accent
>>43512939It's ironic this boymoder thread is full of Unc Boymoder (aka Menhera) vs the trendy new nephew Boymoder (aka chibi)
>>43511846I'd tease her about it because that's adorable. Tends to work like a charm, especially given the age gap.
>>43512130Sir, I've read the ENTIRE Cab Calloway Dictionary twice, if anyone knows slang it is I.
>>43513759>Piss colored-filter>Uninspired>Ugly, Facebook tier AI image cringeNo, thanks.
>>43511846happens with most of the trannies I hook up with, we cuddle and show we tiktoks and I just do not understand what the joke is most of the time.
