I’m lonely as fuck I need a trans gf
>>43512355starting hrt in a couple months... hiii :)
>>43512355I'm lonely as fuck I need an [insert variable] bf
>>43512355You absolutely do not need a transgirlfriendunless you're a transgirlthen you can move into a black mold AGPartment and code together or whatever you autismals do
>>43512364Where you at>>43512387But I do I promise it would fix me
>>43512370I live near a cave full of bats
>>43512439>it would fix me!!!you'll get a transgirlfriend for like 8 days and then she'll give herself a fresh barcode stripe and block youand then unblock you when she needs attention and then hide and then find a new gay guy
>>43512439The UK, wbu?
>>43512459US :c
>>43512456Damm no that won’t happen. Plus I’m not gay
>>43512506awwwww, well I could always move! If you wanna talk anyway I could add you on disc or somethinggg
>>43512355Why a trans gf in particular?
>>43512524Well, OK. But you're bisexual.
>>43512442what kind what kind?????
>>43512651macro bats with a taste for transgirl penis blood
>>43512530Sure it’s john271e_
>>43512619Whats wrong with being bi?
>>43512651Mexican free tails
>>43512370are you autistic?
>>43512599Because they turn me on and I want to date someone very nerdy and spergy like me
>>43512668sshhhhh!! not so louddon't say it in front of a transgirl or a girl for that matterjust keep it a secret like I do
>>43512679Nerdy spergy cis women exist anon>they turn me onWhy?
>>43512682he likes male brains and bodies but with some feminine presentation and relationship dynamic
>>43512681No you misunderstand I am a trans girl and I love my bisexual chaser bf
>>43512656picrel>>43512669OMG THOSE ARE CUTIES!!!!! jealous jealous wish I could visit the caves>>43512675I dunno :0Doubt it.
>>43512690Aawwwww, that's very kawaii
>>43512702What's stopping you?
>>43512716money, don't know any caves nearby, miss the velifers from the city I grew up in.fly me out so I can experience the dream :<
>>43512719Hmm ....no. I'd only fly someone if we're dating
>>43512722I think I know the solution >:3c
>>43512619But I like women >>43512682I like their bodies
>>43512728>I like their bodiesElaborate pls
>>43512726You would not date someone to see bats
>>43512737ugh yeah I know, god forbid a girl flirt
>>43512736HE LIKES MALESHE LIKES TRANSWOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE WOMEN BUT NOT REALLY
>>43512748Silence gincel, he said he onlyy likes women
>>43512745What are you some kind of degenerate who wants to hold hands in the bat cave?
>>43512756Seems like he only likes transwomen, not womenkekHe reeeeeeally likes malesGuess he was full gay the whole time and not even bi... damn
>>43512736Idk like a lanky nerdy woman with glasses idk hot
>>43512763Forever and always, I will hold hands with people doing things we love even though the masses may hate us.
>>43512769I like women aswell lmao I like pussy . You are so mean
I want a gf to hold and dote on and spend the rest of my life with, I don't care if she's trans or not
>>43512772You're kind of adorkable
>>43512791
>>43512811What do want in someone who shows you bats?
>>43512789Where do I sign in??
>>43512769Who even are you, why are you so mean :(
>>43512835Its a troll dont worry anon im the trans girl thats been asking you to clarify because I wanted to see if you would say penis which would make me chuckle. It sounds like your heart is in the right place just please dont troon out on her once you find one
>>43512823Most likely the other side of the world, unfortunatelyI'm landlocked away from some really sweet gals and it hurts my soul
I need a bf like right now. I wanna cuddle and smell his sweat and cry in his arms, he can use me as he wishes I just want to hug as payment.
>>43512861I so relate to this except I have a boyfriend and he is on the opposite side of the planet an
>>43512852Where are you at?? You only miss the shots you don’t take
>>43512861eeeew I would NOT kaylanot twinky enuff, too crazy
>>43512899How am I crazy? I have extreme political views but in reality I'm the calmest person
>>43512861How I wish I had a gf to do this with now… I swear nothing beats cuddling while rolling our feet together under the mattress
what if I like trans women cause that's all I dated and had the best relationships with?
>>43512914Damm I envy you, you are so lucky. Are you a guy or a trans woman
>>43512815ok if you're actually asking for my bf preferences, the list goes something like>willing to put up with us being mentally unstable and chaotic>willing to get to know all of us, and form relationships with each of us individually>doesn't necessarily have to be a dom, but must top, we don't use our dick.>has to be able to hold deep conversations and keep up with our adhd, sometimes people get tired and that's fine, but it's vurr easy for us to feel ignored>doesn't have to be amazing at holding a job, but if we're both going to be failures of adults, being able to take turns being the neet would be nice>must clean after oneself and push both us and themself to improve as a person.>at most racist as a bit, pls don't actually be a chud>does not date online, if you really want this, spend a few years getting to know us then move us in (or vice versa)(got distracted talking to someone about robots oopsie)I hate to break it to you anon but we're like, not the ideal gf. we're mentally unstable and aloof, but.. it would be nice
>>43512843Nah I won’t. Plus I don’t understand people who think it’s all about the dick. If it was that I would just like having sex with trans women only but if you actually want a relationship you can’t just only like their dicks. Unless you absolutely like their dicks which could be possible but I doubt anybody likes trans dick that much
>>43512910>under the mattresslmao what kinda sleeping arrangements do chasers have
>>43512456I have only had one egf like that, not a cutter just weirdo that got obsessed and then left three times idk what her deal was. The girls that sent me their cuts actually stuck a long time
>>43512943we?
>>43512940Guy, but you can't be too envious of my luck though since I haven't had a trans gf in a while now.
>>43512943lol most people here aren’t that much of a mess. I bet majority of this board can hold a job and even have attained higher education
>>43513003woo
>>43513009Better than nothing, how old are you
>>43513012we've had a job steady for about a year now, will probably stay here for a good long while, just, being honest y'know?shit happens
>>43512943i fit >must top, we don't use our dick.>have a job>have a house>not racist(POC)>does not date online, if you really want this, spend a few years getting to know us then move us in (or vice versa)>must clean after oneself and push both us and themself to improve as a person.>willing to get to know all of us, and form relationships with each of us individuallywhere are you from? are you hyperfixated on bats?
>>43513014???? whats we? are you a siamese twins?
>>43513018Close to 30
>>43513025we're in PNW, we're not hyperfixated, well, mebbe ig, but, we don't like saying we are :0we're 23 n unlike most dog or catgirls, we consider ourself a bat girl :3we will also be drinking your blood pls>>43513032plural, sorz, people here don't like when we talk about it too much
Need a bf who's >30 to 43 years old >5'11" to 6'6" in height >wildly racist >groyper >uncut cock>woodworking/sailing, maybe golf >Costco membership a must>loves cuddles >no really, loves to cuddle me>single father so I could be a mom
>>43513042hmm you are weird
>>43513136duh
>>43513035Damm well best of luck anon. I’m just a kid im 18
>>43513069Ur hot, im not worthy queen
>>43513069Every time I see this nigga, I get hit with
>>43513069Be a dommy mommy
>>43513042Bruh you get all the polycule problems in just 1 trans girl
