/lgbt/ - >boyfriend accidentally steps on a rake >it flies - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender

Anonymous

05/09/26(Sat)00:43:22 No.43513242

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Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:43:22 No.43513242 Archived

>boyfriend accidentally steps on a rake
>it flies up and hits him in the head
>he holds his head in pain for a moment
>screams "GOD DAMMIT" and throws the rake across the yard
Men scare me when they get angry...
He calmed down after that though

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:48:28 No.43513282

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:48:28 No.43513282

Ok nigga I literally do not care lol

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:51:00 No.43513307

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:51:00 No.43513307

>>43513242
I lol'd. My loard wish my bf liked slap stick humor enough to do that for me :(

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:51:21 No.43513311

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:51:21 No.43513311

>>43513242
Are you dating a cartoon character

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:52:25 No.43513321

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:52:25 No.43513321

>>43513311
lol it's actually easy to do if you're a gardener and have a rake lying around

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)00:54:12 No.43513331

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)00:54:12 No.43513331

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>>43513311

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)01:02:05 No.43513414

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)01:02:05 No.43513414

>>43513311
I've sadly done this before

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)01:05:23 No.43513446

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)01:05:23 No.43513446

>paint a wall at the end of the road to look exactly like a tunnel
>boyfriend accidentally drives straight into it
>perishes in a fiery car wreck
men are so silly, meep meep

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)01:10:08 No.43513485

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)01:10:08 No.43513485

>>43513446
For this thread, wouldn't it be
>paint a wall at the end of the road to look exactly like a tunnel
>boyfriend accidentally drives straight into it
>he screams "GODDAMN IT!" and hurls the car at me

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)02:24:17 No.43513912

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)02:24:17 No.43513912

>>43513414
why wouldn't you just dodge it though?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)04:14:40 No.43514418

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)04:14:40 No.43514418

>>43513321
Only idiot cartoon characters puts down rakes like that

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)05:48:14 No.43514813

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)05:48:14 No.43514813

>>43513311
I've done this with a shovel before, it's a very real thing that happens.

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)06:47:32 No.43515064

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)06:47:32 No.43515064

>>43513311
How do you think that became a cartoon trope?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)06:53:22 No.43515086

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)06:53:22 No.43515086

>casually toss banana peel on the floor when i'm done with my mid-afternoon snack
>boyfriend returns home from work
>slips on the peel and does a 450° spin before hitting the ground
>stands up and goes "woo woo woo" and rubs his face while steam comes out of his head and his hat shoots into the air
Men scare me when they get angry...
He calmed down after that though

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)07:02:57 No.43515121

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)07:02:57 No.43515121

>>43513242
why are you dating sideshow bob?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)07:03:06 No.43515122

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)07:03:06 No.43515122

My husband got a lot calmer after I got srs because he could just throw me on the bed and play the anger away when he got mad.

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)07:04:48 No.43515128

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)07:04:48 No.43515128

>>43515121
We both speak German

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)07:09:42 No.43515141

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)07:09:42 No.43515141

>>43515122
this, clapping some cheeks is the ultimate calmer downer

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)08:15:37 No.43515411

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)08:15:37 No.43515411

>>43513242
why are men sound so scary when they're mad... the first time i heard my tboy make that sound i froze in fear and had to cry a few minutes later while he comforted me...

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)10:23:08 No.43516410

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)10:23:08 No.43516410

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>>43513242
>boyfriend has trivial mishap like dropping a food container
>loud angry grunt
>starts walking towards me menacingly as if to beat me
>however he immediately catches himself being a violent moid (we've been over this) and calms down
>instead of hitting me just starts groping me instead

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)12:50:57 No.43517625

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)12:50:57 No.43517625

>>43513282
I care

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)13:26:57 No.43517972

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)13:26:57 No.43517972

>>43513242
ik why is it so scary.