I'm a white 30 year old cis male with a large penis and transgender women owe me sex and intimacy.
>>43516918are you hot? cos like sure ig if it's big and you aren't ugly
>>43516918someone needs to put you down. im sorry
>>43516931People smile at me and say hello in public so I assume I must be decent looking. I've been told I'm hot/handsome/cute af by people from this board before.>>43516935I don't think most people on this board could lift me. I'm 6'0" and about 180lbs last I checked.
>>43516918*wiggles butt and puts mitts to floor, ready to glomp you*
>>43516918can i see it
>>43516954Maybe, if you're nice. Being local would be good too, at my big age I've grown a bit tired of sending my penis to random internet strangers. >>43516949*opens arms and prepares self for impending glomp*
>>43516965*murderpounces and presses u on ground with eyes wide. slobber dribbles off wet lips*
>>43516976So we skipping the dinner and movie then? *I say, trying to bring some measure of humor into what is no doubt going to be some kinda freaky vore or yandere thing*
>>43516918What is "large" everydude say large and its like mid (6in) at best. Don't have to lie to kick it. We can still have fun if you're not packing a 10lb tube steak
>>43516943they're not holding you idiot, you're on a crane.
>>43516990erm... yeah bro*uses clown munchers to take big chomp out of your weak chimp brain, permanently dislocating your frontal lobe, and rendering it a mere lobe*this is what happens to all chasers sooner or later anons. beware
>>43516943>I've been told I'm hot/handsome/cute af by people from this boardokay and how big is it?
>>43516994It's actually genuinely big. It's an actual problem that I have to bring up before I have sex with someone because not everyone can take it. The last person to have this same attitude (her words were "alright big guy no need to bring out the measuring tape") could not fit my penis inside her. >>43516995I don't think a crane could support my weight either, they have hollow bones.>>43517014*with my emotional regulation center destroyed, my retard gorilla strength kicks into overdrive and I crush your skull like a grape then immediately begin listening to Kid Rock*>>43517021I've never precisely measured, I usually just kinda let it speak for itself. But it's about 7.5-8 inches hard and 6 inches circumference.
>>43517036*dies, then browns*
>>43516918Are you a FUB top, preferably white or the good type of Asian
>>43517049picrel>>43517064I know reading is very difficult, but it's the third word of the OP.
I'm a tall fat late 20s white man and trans women owe me sex
>>43517036>But it's about 7.5-8 inches hard and 6 inches circumferencejesus okay yeah you could do whatever you wanted to me
>>43517036Pic or it didnt happen. You gotta hold up a sign with credentials too
>>43517086I don't really feel the need to prove myself to online strangers. If you'd like to see it, you can come see it in person. Or ask the nona who has already made plans to come see me, she's seen it.>>43517085Well coincidentally, I'd really like to put my penis in you and then hopefully take a shower with you and cook you dinner.
>>43517080I'm a 47 year old recently transitioned trans woman and I'm here for my sex!
>>43517036>I don't think a crane could support my weight either, they have hollow bones.you've never seen kung fu pana...
>>43517097>Well coincidentally, I'd really like to put my penis in you and then hopefully take a shower with you and cook you dinner.that honestly sounds delightful
>>43517076I’m sorry daddy I’m retarded :((( I can barely read as is
>>43517129If only you were close by. I figure you must not be, most of the girls close to me are of the diaper transbian variety. >>43517120We can watch it together, if you'd like. I did watch it a long time ago, but I don't remember there being a crane. I think I remember a mantis.
>>43517147I think I can forgive you. To answer your question, I think my build can probably be described as dad bod? Strongfat? I used to be big into weight lifting, track and field, etc. but I'm 30 now and not as interested in the grind. I still exercise but I don't freak out about calories any more.
>>43517148>most of the girls close to me are of the diaper transbian varietyeww wtf where do you live?!>If only you were close byprobably not desu, unless you're also an insomniac night owl changes we're probs on opposite sides of the world
>>43517190I live in one of the very notorious cities in the PNW. Also I'm going to be a bit busy, just finished the morning tea. I hope all the lovely ladies in this thread have a good day/night/whatever time it is. I'll be around.
>>43517115do you think elon is masked up posting himself in thigh highs on grindr
>>43517320It's well known that conservative/alt-right events are some of Grindr's biggest spikes in users.
I'm a white above 30 year old cis male with a below average penis and transgender women owe me sex and intimacy.
