twinkdead thread >>43526452
Slayer won
>>43527715one job.
>>43527715he bottoms for his lookmaxxing students
>>43527715I could easily rape this dude.
one jeb.
>guys really live in houses like this and don’t see any issue
one jeb is all it takes fallin in love with him possibilities he look like all you need
>>43527747I got too distracted staring at his perfect jawline
>>43527761And 15 years ago you might have believed it enough to try and still be wrong.
>>43527774oof theyre in dire need of a bottom in heat who wants to nest
>>43527715I kinda envy the guards who get to strip search him or the guys getting searched next to him
shizicular
>>43527715>CisaygenSomeone fix a new thread. Or else everyone is going to think we're sissays.
>>43527753>students? people pay for that shit?
>>43527791no this is good it will be like a secret club for cisgays only
>slayer won
should it really be legal for guys to act like this in public?
Shes having a melty :3
>>43527802lol how long until he starts yelling at this phone
>in such a hurry to bitch about troons that he fucks up the central three letter word gay in the actual titleAnd you're gonna tell me the troons didn't win.
>>43527778why does his nose look different in every photo? how many surgeries has he had
>>43527808Let straight men have fun. We can just watch.
>>43527623my accent, interests, music tastesif you heard me you'd just think i was a hillbillyhttps://vocaroo.com/1iSM1KgPOiDp
>>43527821go change your diaper lilith.
>>43527808i was going to say it should be required by law that they do but then i saw his face
>>43527863who? another troon you have a grudge against that you're bringing over to gaygen after getting the boot from other threads?
the shops are gonna be so crowded today. i should have goon shopping during a weekday like i normally do
>>43527839>oh im such a super hot blonde chad with a sexy voice did I mention tall and a big dick my life is so hard nobody wants me im forever alonegirl fuck off
>>43527871Ikr? if it's not asian then we DON'T WANT IT
i didn't even have a good time. 27:48 for a 5k is slow. i'm old and i smoke. what do you want from me
>>43527839>top voice>bottom face
>>43527890aww why does he looks so sad he needs a foot massage with the socks on >.<
>>43527839perfect accent for taking cock>>43527891lmao drag her
>>43527890>goon shoppingfreudian slip
>>43527901>what do you want from mehairy hole pics
I don't want to share my favorite music, movies, video games, anime or hobbies. I just want sex.
>>43527894i don't care about asians. he's just ugly
this could fix me
i was walking the streets, lower manhattan and saw a dude about 5'9" lean muscled wearing a baseball hat, shorts and sports shoes. his tiddies and fla tummy were beaming. probably back from the gym. i wanted to turn back and ogle at him again but we were on different side and it felt awkward :(
>>43527930then go to grindr or sniffies
>>43527937>i was walking the streetsslayer moment
>>43527920you want pics of my hole. it's smooth and prolapsed like a rose bud.
Sniffies is such a gross name for a dating app
>asshole edition>no one has posted their asshole
>>43527935i love playing footsies
>>43527959maybe you should get us started!
>>43527954i hope your death is slow and painful
>>43527954unleash the rose
>>43527959i figured it was your guys way of calling me an asshole.to be fair. i am.
>>43527949its nice to be out and about, booboo. your fat cottage cheese ass would even appreciate it i bet
>>43527891>>43527902>>43527909exactly guys think i'm too eccentric and basically tell me to fuck offtheir brains can't process all of me at oncethey want me to be a country boy top, or they want to be a femboy bottom with a higher pitched voice, or they want me to be whatever version they imagine and sexually fantasize about, they don't want me to be everything i am at one time, they only want me in small amounts :(
>>43527715
>>43527956its a dating app like onlyfans is a creative artists' hub
i just. after we're done fucking most guys want to hang out and i'm like: babe, i ain't got time for that. i got work.
>>43527976that must be so difficult for you (derogatory)
>>43527956Sounds like some furry shit lol. might as well have named it yiffies
>>43527981Everytime i see this fuck ass picture it fries me more
>>43527993it is
i'd download a yiffies app but it'd probably be filled with bona fide furries not the ones who only jerk off to porn
>>43527976Ok
>>43527992 You give them a moment of purpose and they get clingy like a stray cat. Just leave. They'll get over it or they won't. Either way, it's not your problem.
>>43527839>i guess im from the southyou guess? either you are or youre not from the south
anyway you guys are assholes bye
so fathers be good to your bottomsbottoms will love like you do
To be so for real with you gays idk who this clavicular chick is
>>43527890Crowds build character. You should go and practice being assertive.
>>43528045dont go, i was just gonna tell u a secret
>>43527976perfect BWC domtop cutie
>>43528061i'm very assertive
>>43528044nta but an example of why someone would do that is if they’re from south florida, it’s technically as south as it gets but no one from there would describe it as the south
>>43528079yeah cause florida is distinct enough that being florida takes precedence over it being southern
Need a bald bearded muscle dude to fuck me. That's the post.
>>43527930So you're boring, got it.
whats the plan for moms day
>>43528044>>43528079one can be from the south but not from the south at the same timethey could have been born elsewhere but raised there>>43528072i don't want to know your secret >>43528074>>43527891how do you know its big?
>>43527961i love playing footsies too but i always get a boner when i do it so i have to stop and pretend im thinking about something sad like my grandma dying to make it go away
>>43528176kys yucko stop threatening my mom
Me when Holden tells me he's free tonight
>>43528253trip the fuck on mr pancakes
>>43528176eating her creamy pussy and watching it bounce on my cock <3
Rate my dinner gaygen
>>43528263did you eat any fruit today?
>>43528263too bland. get some tomato sauce, sautee the green onions in butter and garlic, grill the tatoes with some caramelized onions
>>43528176*cums on your chest*
>>43528263Very nice.
>>43528263Why tf is there tortured animal meat on there hoe u need to be vegan rn its a moral emergency
>>43528176bad spray tandid you really think we couldn't tell you are white?
>>43528176Day 3(?) of requesting spotted dick
>>43528246lol can you just imagine what methy does on mothers day? Brings her a chocolate dick to gobble like the the one who raised him presumably.
>>43528263good job.
>tfw looking for fun posters on gigi
>>43528176
>>43528176Does your hole have white marks?
We have an abundance of plant food theres no excuse for you to consume animals go vegan everyone eating meat is murder youre a murderer
>>43528330trip the fuck on shiza
All good people strive to be as vegan as possible
>>43528325it will after im done with him iykwim
i eat frog legs to make my own legs stronger
>>43528345I don't know what you mean.
nolan should have cast samvass for the odyssey. he is an actual greek for cryin out loud
>>43528330vegans are soulless life is about consuming anything weaker than you
>>43528263looks ok but i think it would taste bland/awful the potatoes and green beans need seasoning and are those capers?
>>43528381i've heard him talk. we're better off leaving him to pics with no sound
i hate taking selfies, i only take 1/50 good selfies and the rest get deleted
>>43528394Thats everyone
>>43528394worst feeling is sending one you think looks good and then seeing it later when you open the text or whatever back up
>>43528339why would shiza stop eating meat? she ate all kielbasa, golabki and meat-stuffed piegori in poland by the end of the year in 2011. shiza loved red meat, white meat, dark meat, asian meat, latino meat, cut meat, uncut meat, a certain british blood sausage.
>>43528394i used to take a video of myself and then freezeframe selfies out of that
>>43528176No one here has plans with their mother for Mother’s Day because their moms hate them
>>43528392does he sound really gay?
>>43528383that's a scary response because the weakest and vulnerable are children :/you wouldn't eat a baby would you?
Actually i made my mom a blueberry tiramisu and spaghetti bolognese + got her some pretty flowers even though shes a crazy evil narcissistic bitch who doesnt deserve a drop of my love
>>43528385The potatoes are seasoned with thyme and those are peppercorns
>>43528423>blueberryshe should have aborted you
>>43528416if it was that or starvation most people would choose the baby drumstick
>>43528412people don't sound gay, you homophobe>>43528424thyme is good but maybe some more herbs>peppercornsok i might like the pork then
>>43528176nice man tids
>>43528430God I wish she did I hate that fat cunt but wtf is your issue with blueberries
what to do with my hair, i dyed it and it turned out too yellow, should i go black?also what's with my face i'm starting to look old, skincare suggestions?
>>43528263its a lot worse than it looks
>>43528485i think you should post penis
>>43528485I’m gonna break your vagina
>>43528485wtf you angle frauded us with that other pic eww
>>43528485how tall are u poonster? 120?
>>43528485You want me to make your hole prolapse and play it like an accordion
>>43528485stinky cute
>>43528423y make it than
>>43528330im a multicellular organism
>>43528346dogcox mmmmh
>>43528383ur not stronger than a plant?
am i in wrong thread? i just turned around and snot from inside my nose slimed down my throat .. yum
>>43528392his accent would add authenticity. thats even better. and he could be naked throughout the film which is what ancient greeks did. they were all naked or wearing skimpy clothes all the time, showing off their sexy hairy muscular lustful bodies
>>43528176i dont have a mom i was born from a crystal
>>43528577how big is your knot
>>43528581it’s not a very good gotcha
>>43528485it looks fine
some yall need to remove my name from your motherfucking vocabs fucks sake
>>43528511
>>43528176My mom is dead. I'm gonna go to the gym and max out on squats until my legs give out.
>>43528511i don't know, i think around 6ft tall and 150lbsI have to scrunch up to even take a photo
>>43528614if we did you'd have nothing to live for
>>43528614shiza the raped
>>43528614is your cousin trade?
>>43528263White people stuff. I have sex with people who eat food like that. Due to my fetish.
What do twinks do when they start aging?
>>43528652his cousin was masturbating while shiza was right there so probably. he's also probably blind and unable to smell, otherwise idk how he could get or stay hard
Mfw I'm eating shiza's ass and she farts
>>43528670go mental ill
>>43528330Shownu from monstax was Vegan before he had to enlist
>>43528670I feel empty and dead and hollow inside
Kpoop stars always look like Michael Jackson post surgeries
>>43528645is that edward doing self-cest?>>43528670picrel
>>43528688>chinky chong hun young was vegetarian but started eating dogs when he thought about it for a second and his oriental instincts took over
>>43528688he didn't actually go to war so he could have stayed vegan
>>43528694You jelly
who are some hot indian actors
white peoples be like "haha ching chong i eat the dog" and then rape their little sister
>>43528699>picpainfully accuratenever thought I would live to see 30now I'm 32 and it's surrealand no, it's Ed and Alphonse
>>43528169breasts or deformed ribcage?
Apparently Thailand has straight men AND women.
>>43528593egg bf sized
>>43528704He still eats a vegan leaning diet if I'm not mistaken (in a vlog he talked about trying fish and meat substitutes)
>>43528729Looks like tits. It's not no pectus excavatum.
>>43528735even with all that plastic surgery they still look so weird
>>43528730no I don't believe that
>>43528628neat>>43528640you are tall for girl!>>43528622noreply@
>>43528722gross asf paige
>>43528722im hitting 30 in 7 days but its okay cause im on hrt. though id still rather not. al had so little screentime post-transformation that i didnt even remember what he looked like. heres a useful fma themed meme
lord please smite these troon niggas they straight fucked in they head
>>43528738those are not tits bro though i have no idea what they are
Tzuyu from twice is a vegetarian too
>>43528735Some white fetishists from UK travel to Korea to have sex with these sentient blow up dolls. On the ground there they realize Korean men look nothing like that. Still end up having sex with local faggots. Similar to otaku/anime weebs and Japan.
>>43528735is this recent? they're allowed to see wonho now?
>>43528753it's gross being 32? I am what you will be>>43528756noice>>43528764nyoooo you can't ship imaginary characters!!!!
>>43528592whats your lattice structure
wow did i ask
Paige is gonna be so mindblown when she finds out that you can have sex with non-family members too
>>43528670Become otters or daddies
not what i was talking abt
Burger king foot lattice
shiza does jumpin jacks on the dick
>>43528801incest is disgusting, and I've had sex only with men I'm not related to
>>43528814you’re sad because your dad doesn’t think you’re hot enough to rape saved you a ton of therapy money yw
>>43528729Boobs
>>43528671Wigggg
cumflation lowkey goated though
>>43528843Like the cum value is dropping?
>>43528814I want to be the middle so bad.After, I grow eggs
>>43528801këk
>>43528671she is a filthy slam pig that will do anything to make men cum of course he was jacking off
okay idk see yall tmrw maybe
>>43528848https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cumflation
homosexual gbf
>>43528859Bye gurl
>>43528859that is if the diabetes doesn't take your vision first
>>43528859Is your hot retarded hillbilly hung cousin calling you again for cuddles and romance? I know it's a romantic bright evening in Poland right now.
>>43528871so you’re saying there’s a chance his bussy tastes like candy
>>43528859dont swallow his jizzies cheezy, you never know!
holden starting calling shiza on discord so he had to leave
lugubrious twinks
>>43528888holden is probably getting jelly now that his influence is slipping and that shiza has a cousin-situationship and has become contested ground for more than one man
bitch i'm lugubrious
tomorrow is monday. were you informed on this?
labububrious tops
I don't care about your e-personality circlejerk
>>43528921>>43528926
>>43528921
>>43528921MONDAY BLOODY MONDAY
>>43528921i am now l u g u b r i o u soh thy prophet bf hwen?
>>43528921I never forget mistress mondays sis.
>>43528921Nobody tells me anything. None of the light switches here even have instructions so I have to post in the dark.
>>43528940twins
mistress shizabelle barters
>>43528974BUILT
>>43528974Is that Lucas Dell?
>>43528814simon approves of this post
>>43529006ye
>>43528814>I've had sex only with men I'm not related towell you just lost my respect
>>43528974>that little bit of pit hair tuft Based
Look i got a new plushie :3 hes a keychain
>>43529061very sugoi kawaii desu ne mr pancakes chan
inflating shiza like a balloon
Good morning! How is your weekend going?>>43529061Cute! ^-^
>>43529091oh look who finally woke up from their late night of butt blasting
>>43529091why did you change your tripcode you retarded trannyoh well time to make a new filter
which pokemon would you most want to have gex with
it's only 2pm? i should have a tiny bit more coffee
>>43529142shiza
>>43529124he probably forgot his actual one after dildoing himself too hard
>>43529142gyarados
>>43529142lucario is a manlet that needs correction
>>43529153>heshe>hisher>himselfxhemzelfes
>>43529175>xhemzelfesdid you have a stroke
My dream job is to own a private gay resort. I'd invite hot gay men to my party, and there would be minigames like a strip show competition. Guys can pick from a playlist of songs to strip to. People can vote their favorites and judges can tally points and score. The winner can cash prizes and other rewards. I wish I was rich.
>>43529142Ditto and id show it a picture of evan peters to transform into
>>43529061Cute, what's his (or her) name?
>>43529193creepy bro
>>43529201His name is Ben Dover
>>43527735I did didn't i https://youtu.be/lQYYRg99OUY?si=vTnagAQs0oW6u1O2
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< men with glasses
>>43529265That might cause some confusion
What's up guys?
please give me your smoothest pickup lines
>>43529338"hey, you wanna have sex" works 90% of the time
>>43529338“Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.”
i miss when bottoms used to hold the door for you
>>43529338Thousands of plants to eat.Zero need to exploit animals.Go vegan
>>43529281I like nerds
>>43529365thats the Tops job you biggot
>>43529363Mcdonalds is murder
>>43529376Imagine how sad looking a vegan top would be
take a deep breath
>>43529338Wait nude by the westside park bench at 10 pm. I'll pick you up. Remember to keep your hands behind your head.
>>43529338
i missed when bottoms used to love you. now they only want penis
i can't believe that i'm going to be filtered by 70% of bottoms on hinge because i'm 5'11 and not 6'0
you need to adapt your personality to be more penis-like
>>43529117Noooo>>43529124I didn't change it
>>43529442use your butt
>>43529281I think glasses are cute>>43529302Hiii Jäger! I'm okay! I went to a party yesterday and now I'm having a coffee and watching YouTube. ^u^How are you?
>>43529442Then lie sis. These bitches can't do math.
>>43529442I'm 5'6 and balding a bit and twinks still spread their cheeks for me
>>43529468Based
My goats from build a bear scream SIX SEVEN when you press the hoofs
my dream is to not have to work. no more setting an alarm clock. just get up whenever. go for a jog. make a nice brunch. read the local newspaper. go to the grocery store for things to make dinner. take the dog for a walk. smoke some weed and play vidya games.
>>43529487anything else? maybe a million dollars or two?MAKE ME SANDWICH BITCH
>>43529487I've been doing that for 6 years already and I'm bored sis.
i should have bought soda while i was out. i want some dr pepper
>tfw i'll never get pregnant>tfw i'll never get my husband pregnant>tfw we'll never be able to raise children together who are biologically ours
>>43529540Ive had six to seven abortions and pregnancy is not all its chalked up to be
>>43529540schizoid tranny problems
>>43529540I don't understand this delusion sis. Happy Mother's Day to you too
>>43529540I think I read something about scientists being able to take the y chromosome from one male and the x chromosome from the other and make a biological child
>>43529540Feels good
>>43529444don't lie to me. what were you thinking of when you were fucking yourself
>>43529509find something to read. write creatively. draw. paint.
Pick your bottom
>>43529487 i would kill to have that life but also I feel like id get bored after like 3 days and then start causing trouble for attention. like i'd probably start a fire just to feel somtething. I need chaos in my life or i get restless.
>>43529586build a bomb
>>43529583dan
>>435295926what do i win?
>>43529592I pick the only white one
Preggy boys getting butt preggers and having butt babies :3
i am not immune to painting-the-house-green propaganda
>>43529597i used to take care of old people. that basically my day every day for years. get up. clean them up. get them dressed for the day. their family would come over. i'd go running. get back. wash up. make something to eat. read the paper. watch the gameshow network. it was the life.
>>435295926/105/106/106/105/105/10
>>43529527Coke is the only thing keeping me alive right now. it's so good it makes my teeth hurt in a good way.
>>43529601bottomxbottom will never work
>>43529506ok but ill put blended slugs in the hummus
I celebrate mother's Day with my bottom, but he must carry an egg in his anus to qualify himself for motherhood. Otherwise he is not a real mother.
>>43529639i know. that's why it's just a fantasy.
>>43529540id adopt a whole litter of puppies and we'd dress them up in little baby clothes and push them around in a pram
Top (me) x 14 blonde Mormon twink bottoms is the ideal gay relationship dynamic.
Left or right?
>>43529643fake storyslugs carry a ton of live parasites
>>43529618I like old people. they're cute and I love bitching about things so we get along with eachother. id be really scared to break them if i had to care for one though because they're so frail.
>>43529615I got boy preggers with puppies after I was raped by a great dane 0_0
>>43528670They get fat, go crazy or start collecting antiques. Sometimes all three.
>>43528670whats a twink
My cock is an antique
bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! bam!
>>43529740oops i accidentally broke it
>>43529741
>>43529738an eighteenie
>>43529741>>43529758what?
>>43529740daddy
>>43529671I like right
What if I looked like this
>>43529673uhm yeah she got sick af probably has more anal worms than mr naancakes
https://files.catbox.moe/d8gl4z.mp4i want to top this guy and have him narrate it as i do it
>>43529767 >>43529767 >>43529767>>43529767 >>43529767 >>43529767
>>43529740hi delta
>>43529784... very easy to achieve
>>43529592i'll go with 2 because he doesn't seem like the cheating type
