Elliot Page will be playing Achilles in the new Odyssey movie. What do you think?
Makes sense, people were shorter back then and the pec implants are very convincing
lol unironically this is probably more historically accurate to phenotypes. The reality of the past doesn’t invalidate the present who even cares
>>43531760Who's the gro?
>>43531798>everybody in the past was black actually
>>43531760why don't they get greeks or turks
>>43531826Greeks and Turks are too Brown. They should get Anglo-Saxon actors instead.
>>43531811Better version.
>>43531798homer describes achilles as blond and helen as "white-armed"
LMFAOOO
>>43531856why
if it's not meant to be an academic piece representing what homer wrote then it doesn't matter what they look like, they can do what they want
>>43531942yeah and it can be bad
>>43531942They could atleast make it cool
>>43531942true, they should also cast Ryan Gosling as George Floyd
>>43532257Yeah because one is a fairy tale from 4000 years ago and one is a real person from this decade. Same same.
>>43532384It is.
>>43532384One was a career criminal
>>43531760nolan is gigabased for this
>>43531760If it's Odyssey rather than Illiad this is fine desu. Achilles is kind of a wus in the Odyssey.The black Helen tho wtf *puke* like it's not even black Helen they went with an ugly black Helen with a buzz cut. If I were Elliot(a straight guy) I would refuse
>>43531760we wuz grakes
>>43531972it prob will be>>43532118that would be cool>>43532257idk why or how they could make a piece where they had george floyd as a character but it wasn't representing george floyd is the problem therelike you could have a story where a cop kills a person and that person is ryan gosling sure
>>43531760Okay that hair is just mean. They’re setting him up. That hair is fucking ragebait.
>>43531760Irans progress for a nuclear victory increased 10%
>>43531822Technically yes
>>43533449yeah if you go back far you get primatesgreat argument not racist at all
>>43531760I had my gay awakening to this movie
>>43533465According to most people in the field of anthropology and related studiesModern humans originated in Africa and the main reason we have whites, asians etc is because archaic niggers fucked a bunch of neanderthals The "Out of Africa" theory It's why libcucks used to say shit like "We're all African"
>>43533495>Modern humans originated in Africaexcept this is simply not true. The oldest skeleton of a modern human found in Africa is still younger than the skeletons of modern humans found in Europe.
>>43533538That's cool
>>43531760It's tiresome that anyone pretends this isn't quasi-blasphemy.
Can we just stop worshipping afabspleasepretty fucking please
Sources ?the oldest known skeleton is know to be Lucy and is found in Ethiopia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(hominid)
Holy shit you are all so agp why do you all care so much about this dumb Reddit guy movie
>>43531760>Elliot Page will be playing Achilles in the new Odyssey movie. What do you think?"cant be true" but he was a good fit with the Nolan team in inception
>>43531760Well, I was sort of looking forward to that one. Into the trash it goes. It was dumb of me to expect anything else from Hollywood
>>43531760He cute
>>43535575The earliest modern human skeleton ever found yet was apparently dug up in Morocco
didn't achilles crossdress?
>>43531811Bro it would be so Kino if Brad Pitt makes a cameo as Achilles
>>43531760To me it looks like Elliot isnt even on Test? Its like they just got their boobs removed and that was it. Elliot stills looks very feminine.
>>43533551so why are there "african" actors and actresses playing these White roles?
>>43538196Reada book, nigger.
>>43538185He's on test, he has the worst fucking frog voice. It's disgusting.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cf37CPc24IU
>>43538202That scene is so fucking funny. But I agree with that anon that there should be blacks in movies based on European culture, unless they're playing actual Africans or smth
>>43538218>should beIt appears that I have played myself
>>43538196IdkYou think I work in hollywood nigga?
>>43538215oof... yeah... ive seen some great FTM transition and this isnt one of them.
>>43538218>"Chains! A whip! These things strike fear in a darkie. A JOB APPLICATION!"
For a movie adaptation of Song of Achillies maybe but for the Odyssey? Hes cute as a knight but at most hed be a good king Arthur
>>43538196>white roles>greeks and turks
>>43531942Why dont they just drive through the gates of troy in a BMW i7 with heated seats
>>43538852Ellen Page could have used my face as a heated seat before she pooned out :(
>>43538884You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>>43531811WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM FEMININE ARMOR WITH NO ABS AND A VENUS MOUND LMAOOOOO
>>43532981>black Helen they went with an ugly black Helen with a buzz cutif Helen was cast as a voluptuous blaxpoitation movie actress it would at least have some style. I think ugly actors and the grey washed out colors are much more offensive than the race of the actors. My dad loved the Jason and the Argonauts movie from the 60s.
>>43539102I'm not a chud, but this is why I hate woke casting. There's no visual interest or coherence to any of the casting choices
>>43531760Achilles could canonically pass for a girl and was only clocked because he failed to keep his hands off a shiny new weapon.t. have read the source material
>>43539010Because that's AI and you are retarded. Elliot's role hasn't been stated and we only have this screenshot from the trailer
>>43532981>Lupita Nyong’o>UglyI forgot this is the homosexual board
>>43531760of course they have to hire a DEI pooner even though hunter schafer would fit the role of achilles perfectly
>>43540313go back in time and cast timmy before he got kardashianed
>>43531760both suck. none of these guys look greek. eraslop
>>43531760>Me watching the Odyssey knowing Elliot Page is going to be in it
