cake editionlast cheeks >>43535867
>>43537933lol
>>43537933perfect BWA domtop
>>43537959god imagine how smooth and pink their tight little holes must be <3
Off to brunch.Dear Timur/Jager/???I hope your egging and shrooming went well and you are recovering. Be well.~b
>>43537951Who?
>>43537970you too boomy luv u mwah :*
>specific lgbt thread for my hometown>filled with troons, indians, blacks, and fetishistsThey make the city uninhabitable but damn do I miss the food tho
>>43537965Not to be burdensome. Angry, as the topic generally is.But it's so much only lust and not solving the underlying problems.I don't really understand.Even what would feel better to do.
>>43537965In this topic choosing lust basically works counter productive.I don't really understand why they who are narrowly associated with the topic, why they stay certain difficulties while there is reason to believe there is a way out.
>>43537970Not Timur, but I thought these weird things might've been funguses, but they are actually a parasitic plant called bear corn, and they eat oak tree roots.They are apparently nutritious, but a bee chased me away from them before I could try one.
The age old classic gg game: boomer or bot! Burdensome lust edition
>>43538004>>43538015your lobottomy went well I see
>>43537983it's me, your neighbor's son :3
>>43538046>lobottomy?How so?That is brain surgery to solve a mental illness.A practice abandoned, I think it was somewhere in the '50 or so.
>>43538056o no what are they going to think about mei wouldn't do or act gay anyhow
Phallus
>>43538066relax. its not gay until one starts moaning
>>43538084and his side kicks, testicles
>>43538066We all do gay in this thread. You have 1 week from today to resolve your lack of gay doings or your membership will be henceforth revoked.
new cs professor this semester is kinda woofy............
why does everything have to be about bootyholes and big penises with you guys?
>>43537963tops suffocating you with their asscheeks
>>43538114heteronormativity
I need him
>heteronormativitylol what a fag
Need biaysi bf
>>43538110I don't know.What if it is my hobby to de-lgby-ify the lgbt of heart and they can still do everything they like?
>>43538114I subvert expectations by only frotting small-average cocks>>43538144You're conflating 2 things, you don't have to go to pride or die your hair to suck a dick
>>43538192The type of guy to tell you he's a "dom" top and then act humble and talk about the fat cocks he's taken when you say his dick is big.
>>43538114why shouldn't it be?
why are gays so fucking ugly
>>43538274youre a troon, luv. sit down
>>43538274Because you're AGP and attracted to women
>>43537876i saw this gif first and new what it was a reaction to kek
I'll do literally anything for a "good boy"
Hey no bullshit/meme, my straight friend dropped 40 lbs in the gym/diet in the last 2 months working out with our milfag buddy.If I want a boyfriend do I need to jump on the bandwagon and go get muscular? Starting from skinny, btw.
I'll do literally anything for a Klondike Bar
>>43538343post naked pix for ass essment
>>43538288no, they objectively look uglier than if straight, annoying gayfaces, huge turn off>>43538284i am transitioning? no, so i am not trans
>>43538219so the best kind of top?
>>43538362>no, so i am not transgreat. you'll never be a gypsy woman
>>43538368Bottoms (derogatory) get upset that some men can take cock without making it their entire personality
>>43538349I wouldn't, have you eaten them? they are so impractical they just melt in your hand and the bottom isn't even solid chocolate so the ice cream just oozes through
and he would get nice and close and his warm breath would be on your ear and he'd call you a good boydamn i need to get fucked
Men go to Venus to get more penis
>>43538462i wish
>>43538368Yes.>>43538395No, I said that because his eyes reminded me of the first man I loved. I just thought it was funny he told me he was "dom" and then mostly wasn't :3Also I'm verse, I just haven't ever topped.
does he think he can do better than me, is that why he's playing hard to get, so he can keep on looking for options while stringing me along. or does he genuinely not want anything to do with me :(
gm bros
>>43538427While he's hugging you tightly and then he put puts a few small kisses on the nape/shoulder and even bites you when he cums.
>>43538494>so he can keep on looking for options while stringing me alongyou’re basically dating that’s what gay dating is
>>43538495gm buck
>>43538494Start playing the field better and stop falling in love with guys after 2 dates.
>>43538511Any fun plans today bud?
>Also I'm verse, I just haven't ever topped.
>>43538519all that means is he won’t cry if you give him a reach around
>>43538512>>43538509that's stupid, i could never want more than one guy at a time, serial daters are bipolar or something
You're a bottom. Act like one.
>>43538317I doubt it.
>>43538495do you feel thoroughly represented by the vitiligo present in video game character creators now
I'll do literally anything for a bf who isn't a hoe
>>43538556would you become a hoe for a non hoe bf?
>>43538556even invert roles_
>>43538516no not really i still have my final dissertation to work on for the next week
>>43538556you’re gonna have to create a homunculus if you want that from a gay guy
>>43538563waow contrarian anon, we should fuck!
>>43538483>Also I'm bottom, I just haven't ever topped.?
>>43538574answer the question dammitalso im a hoe i cant be your non hoe bf
I want a gay bf who isn't a total faggot, is that so much to ask?
>>43538495Show man tids
>>43538583im this "even invert roles"we attacked the same argument at the same time meaning u post hole>>43538590for you? yes
>>43538552Haven’t played any recent games with character creators. Pretty sure the most recent release I played was the oblivion remake. Which games have it now?
>>43538597i just prep h'd my hole its not ready for showing
>>43538556never been a hoe, only have had sex in a relationship context, and boring sex at that compared to what others are doingi don't have any kinks, plain vanilla sex when we're connected and in a good mood is all i likethere's no need to be a porn star in the bedorom, who are you trying to impress?we're not filming a movie to turn some boomers on
i want a bf who can drive stick
>>43538621top or bottom
>>43538534It's not "having more than one guy" it's that going on 1 or 2 dates does not make someone yours, let alone your boyfriend, unless that is what you both want, ig. Starting a commited relationship with someone you hardly know is a slow way to find what you're looking for, and a quick way to end up in a string of few to several month relationships with guys that aren't good matches in the end.If things get serious you just break it off with any other guys you are dating and let them know you won't be hanging out anymore.
>>43538627i'll drive your stick iykwim
>>43538568You can do eet. Are you nearly finished?
>>43538638i don't believe in such things, everyone's both when they're with the right guy
>>43538563No bc if I was a hoe I wouldn't deserve a bf
>>43538663what if he's neither
>>43538677as in a side? that's fine too
>>43538495fattie
>>43538571Maybe I could 3D print one
>>43538683cute fuzzy belly.............
>>43538692You can't just solve every problem with 3D printing :/
>>43538556What is the minimum wualifier for being a hoe?>>43538577I'm scared I'll be bad at it, tops probably have high expectations
>>43538683that's not really fat
>>43538621hi, i'm a whore. lets get married
>>43538647like if i was drunk and i needed a DD to take the wheel, could you handle it, without grinding gears? oh nvm, you're making a euphemism for cock. i'm a bttm with a small cut penis ._.
would you date a vitiligo twink? he's also indian
>>43538605the sims 4
>>43538682post hole
>>43538621Same. I just want someone to cuddle with and maybe do it once a week. All the porn star stuff is exhausting and fake.
>>43538730>indian>born looking like he has shit on his faceyou can't make this up
>>43538723i could but also why would anyone have a stick shift after 1989. also i stay away from people who get drunk for any reason
>>43538730i know too much about indians to ever touch one even with my dick
>>43538730that looks even worse than yuckos
>>43538741>once a weekdo you want me to die
>>43538753stick shifts are easier to repair and cheaper to buy
>>43538605tomodachi life living the dream
do you recognize him?
>>43538784
>>43538773he looks like one of those porn tops that eventually gets busted for cp
>>43538761Fine, twice a week. But no weird shit. And I get to pick the days.
>>43538773genuinely did not for some reason i thought it was post burn travis barker >>43538784croikey mate, stop mucking about and pound me prostate
>>43538627 I can drive stick, and I'm also very good at it. It's a skill that separates the men from the boys and frankly, if you can't handle a manual transmission you probably can't handle me either.
>>43538732>>43538771Surprisingly never been into games like that. Idk I guess I’d rather build shit irl then do fantasy shit in video games
more bottoms should learn to drive, it's very empowering
>>43538829whats your fave vidya
>>43538766outdated technology is often cheaper, that's not really a good selling point but ok
>>43538804no deal. we need to cum everyday and i'm not doing it myself
>>43538760it could be worse
>>43538753Because some of us actually like to drive the car instead of letting the car drive us. And I stay away from people who don't drink because they're boring.
>>43538878bro looks like a disney 3d animated sidecharacter :sob:
>>43538878that one looks cool
>>43538766But they're slower, less smooth, and inconvenient. Also annoying in traffic. By the end of the year that $1k will no longer be missed, but I'll still be throwing small fits every day because I have to physically change gears.
>>43538873>we need to cum everydaySays who
>>43538907my body
furry femboys make everything better..
Is it "porn star shit" if I want to suck my boyfriends cock about as often as he's able and willing to handle?
>>43538907they did a study about prostate health and it was like 21 times a month
>>43538730That's re-vitiligo
>>43538944no such thing but whatever you say
>>43538926yes + ur a whore
>>43538886i suppose you like to wash clothes by hand and cut the lawn by scythe too or is it just the backward task of changing gears that makes you feel fulfilled
>>43538926if you mean it then yes and that is hot if you are just horny rn no
>>43538926no that's just common sense
i need to be filled >.< aaah!!my bussy is throbbing. help...
>>43538905lmao amerimutt goys
>>43538929It reduced instances of prostate cancer in men over 40 by 20%T. Cum knowee>>43538950I'm not a whore, I was talking about a boyfriend.>>43538957I was being a bit arrogant, I could probably only be genuinely enthusiastic about it once or twice a day.My libido would be exhausted if 2/day became normal.
>>43538926sex more than 3x week isn't normal imono one wants to have sex or blowjobs everydayhonestly best sex is done once a week, the build up to it makes it feel way better
>>43539014shh
>>43539014i would not be able to go 7 days in a row without cumming i would have a wet dream on day 5 or so
>>43538997thanks cumslut
i need to be topped daily or i dont sleep well
>oh cool it's a wavy shirt like in gay manga I read>nipples protruding disrespectfully>clearly obesem8s I'm gonna kmsidk how fat people cope with looking like this
>>43539014>As often as he's able and willingAs in, not necessarily every day.
>>43539039i'll just fill up my cum in a glass for you to drink throughout the week
>>43539014The nut I get after nit even seeing him for a week is unreal
>>43539052it's a blouse, tranny. put on a bra
>>43539052This is an ftm, he's not fat enough to have moobs that saggy.
>>43539052why nips so low? wtf
>>43539039I tried doing no nut for a few weeks at the end of last year/start of this one, and I started having wet dreams, it was really gross and I just gave up.
>>43539087what was gross about it
would a female bikini thong fit a male?
>>43539083fat>>43539072>>43539071not a tranny in either directiondo fat men wear bras
Thoughts on ABDLs?
>>43538784need to see freaky japanese porn with him where they load his ass up with dozens of eels and he shits them out
>>43539103Idk what that means
>>43539106it means pedophiles
>>43538495gm beautiful
do you think i could bang my professor and get free textbooks
>>43539100men don't wear women clothing and so don't need bras. as you've decided to wear women clothing, tranny, you'll need a bra
>>43539094I sleep naked, so I kept sliming my sheets and pillows and rolling around in nut all night...Permanently staining my body pillow was the last straw.
>>43539106Adult baby diaper lovers>>43538854But driving is scary id rather just use public transport and a bf who can drive for grocerys and stuff
>>43538815you taking the piss you wanker? fucking gallah
>>43539186>I sleep nakedfilthy whore
>>43539186LOL did you also get a sex dream and then cum and feel all of it?
>tfw no vitiligo cow print bf to industrially milk
>>43539095probably not unless he has killer hips
>>43538649yes basically at final revisions now
I can only sleep in my underwear. I can't have all 12 inches flopping about in the night.
>>43539186sicko
>>43539206Yeah, I know everyone gets real squeemish about me being nude in the comfort of my own home and bed even...>>43539207A couple times when I woke up from them, a couple times I'd just be looking for my phone and feel a cold wet spot somewhere :$>>43539218https://youtu.be/llbwKCZNqlo?si=358xGcMEbIKQY7xu
evens: abstain for jesusodds: goon to middle aged sweaty men.
>>43538953Don't be stupid. I have a cleaner for that. Driving a stick is about control, something you clearly know nothing about.
>>43539218Terrifying picture
>>43539087there’s obviously something to the idea that you shouldn’t death jack your dick to degenerate porn all day but the no fap stuff takes it too far the other way
>>43539245i know he smells like shit
Why am I a fem dominant top? What happened to me to cause this?
>>43538683would
>>43539265imagine if you could masturbate without porn
>>43539271weak/absent father prolly
>>43539271God did a funny withchu
>>43539234I sleep naked and wake up with my dick stuck to my stomach. It's a whole problem.
i need some butt god DAMN it
i am such a bottom, i hate it.
>>43539294is hairy ok
>>43539294i have someone i want you to meet anon >>43539295
I'm a devout Catholic now. The only thing going down is my pants for communion.
>>43539302too late, i'm about to crawl out of bed and grab my dildo so i can slam myself on it. i willl literally cum hands-free in the doggy style position
>>43539087That's your body betraying you. It wants the sin so bad it forces it out of you in your sleep. You can't fight biology fren.
>>43539295I can make you love it.
>>43539271doms dont ask questions larp faggit
>>43539310i'm sure those priests would love to cum-- *i am murdered by the pope*
>>43539267>tfw no stinky hirsute caveman bf.
>>43539280the problem with that is jerking off is already such a downgrade from cumming in/on another man that hitting one without some visual stimulation is like eating cheetos just leaves you wanting more
>>43539185>men don't wear women clothingno
>>43539317stop showing off
dominika nich schnell mein gott richard hast du keine uncs? Ich hab uncs
>>43539301yes how hairy is it
>>43539324that's gay
>>43539317omg anal queen yas destroy that pussy
>>43539271There are masc submissive bottoms that would like a word.>>43539265Yeah, I basically agree with this
>>43539324skill issue
>>43539342what would normal men have to say to that fem piece of garbage
>>43539346my hand doesn’t have a fat ass i can squeeze and slap (yet)
>>43539320Secure ones do. I love the sounds of a musclesub in pain. I love to degrade them and I love to hear them beg for more. Especially DL "straight" bottoms. They deserve to suffer. I hope when they cry themselves to sleep when they go back to their sad pathetic repressive lives.Sex just isnt my whole life. I like to introspect.
>>43539357squeeze and slap your own fat ass
when they put can implant squishy thighs and asscheeks on hands it’s over for you hoes
>>43539330how else am i supposed to attract a mate? i'm obviously willing to go all the way with another male. i want a gay bf. if that wasn't clear enough.
>>43539352Eat my ass faggot
>>43539246Jesus doesn't want you to be a coward. He wants you to be a conqueror. Go get yours.
>>43539271
>>43539387i want to piss in his mouth
>>43539387that's very cum-on-able chest
>>43539363i tried that when i was younger lmfao i’m not attracted to myself that way though
>>43539360ok schizo... but whatever fantasy you have thats not a fem dominant top
>>43539401I am a femboy and I am a dominant top. That means I am a feminine dominant top.
>>43539400yikes
>>43539417>>43539419
>>43539417lol ok troonpost pole
>>43539360>Secure ones>I spend my sexual energy trying to take revenge as a cope for whatever traumaThat's actually just predatory and seems insecure...Sadism does not inherently make a dominant.
>>43539419cringe
>>43539426I am not going to troon. I prefer being gay.
>>43539380Gays™ shouldn't masturbate. Imagine wasting all that cum when a bottom could be slurping it.>b-but I need toFind a hole to fill.
>>43539441But bottom cum belongs in the trash or even down the drain so it's ok for bottoms to masturbate, right?
Hi good afternoon
>>43539436ok shiza
>>43539452bottom cum should be licked off of my abs
>>43537970Thank you Boomy.The mushrooms mostly got damaged when we found them. But fun to find regardless. Laying my eggs today. Healing is going very well. But pain has returned for now.I hope you're well.
>>43539469If you fit it right I might even need to smooch it off your collar bone
>>43539483I thought the eggs wouldn't hurt that much because they are smooth, does the blunt end come out first?
>>43539483tragidy :-(
gay guys feed on sexual energy
>>43539511They are fairly big for my hole.
>>43539511he has roids
>>43539532all guys do
>>43538274homosexuality is partly an caused by an hormonal disbalance and hormones influence physical appearance hence gayface and other unappealing traits
juicing root chakras
i want to be fucked but i'm afraid i'll get addicted and never top again
I'm curious about bottoming but my boyfriend is a gigabottom and I'm gross and hairy
>>43539645Cheat or drop him for a verse
>>43539634lmfao
>>43539653:(>>43539645>and I'm gross and hairywhat does that have to with anything
>>43539667I'm embarrassed to have anyone go near my hairy gross bhole>>43539648No I think I'd rather just not satisfy my curiosity
>>43539698>hairy gross bholetsk tsk the self hate
>>43539645As a gigabottom smooth boy, the only men I ever aggressively want to breed are fat hairy men.Idk if that is normal for bottoms, though.
>>43539741I will tastefully introduce the subject to him.
If my top bf ever tells me he's curious to bottom i would be devastated
>>43539749Not fat though I had anorexia and I'm not fully recovered
wish someone would tastefully introduce their pole into my hole
>>43539667it’s the thought of one hit of dick turning you out that’s funny
>>43539757I don't want to give up topping I just want to know what it's like. He's too adorable not to cum in
>>43539757it’s sad that bottoms are so homophobic
>>43539770leave me alone :( dick is nice. what i'm really afraid of is if i can cum handsfree. you never recover from that
>>43539772Yeah but im a bottom i don't want to fuck my top bf. So he would have to get it from a other guy or be not satisfied which sucks for us both. And if my top bf likes it then he is vers now but im not. Would very complicate the relationship, probably ruin it.Maybe your bf will be open to it.
>>43539757Idg this thinking, like sure I think bottoming is way better than topping, but it's not as if something bad will happen if you switch roles here and there?
>>43539786bottoms are the worst
who wants to come over and do thishttps://x.com/IsmaeloFerreri/status/2053780983342661862
>>43539823People dont want to do what they're uncomfortable with or turned off by. How you don't get it?
>>43539820Many things to consider. Thanks anon
i would let a guy fill my ass with cum, as long as he promises to be my bf. ideally we would be bf's before having sex but sometimes you gotta see if you like it (the bottom) before you committ.
>>43539817if you can cum handsfree you should be at least vers because your gift needs to be shared
It feels like if your boyfriend bottoming is able to drive a wedge between you and alter your entire perception of him, then you weren't in love with him. You were just in love with an idea, and content with him being able to meet those expectations for a time...
bottom community in shambles once again vers bottoms stay winning
Isn't it weird how most top and vers guys are just closet bottoms
>>43539861isnt it weird how most heteros want to be pegged
>>43539850Not everyone is verse
>>43539861It's not weird at all that gay men want to bottom, I always assumed tops just found prep and dieting annoying, and maybe couldn't cum hands free, not that there was some essential trait like "top"
>>43539861not really it makes more sense than what guys like me have
my prep is simply not eating for 8 hours
>>43539835i don't think i ever clixked on a twatter link
>>43539861It's frustrating af and many of them will lie about it.
Making Holden a bottom
>>43539888888 8sadly it doesnt make any sense, shit is linear, serial, and progressive
Terns have beautiful eggs.
>>43539441The only reason to ever jerk off is if you're too ugly to get anyone else to do it for you
>>43538730indian are actually good looking without their pantone 448 skin. does he have a bwic or not, i can't tell
This image gets proven right all the time
>>43539845i'd have to bottom first to find out but the risk if too high
i have sympathy for vers because logically if you’re going to be with men you should be taking advantage of all they have to offer, otherwise why not just fuck women?
>>43539757You're just scared he'll be a better bottom than you
upgarded my mousepad kek never seen anything cling so hard to glass, had to scrape it off with acetone and a knife
>>43539930Yet gays hate womenBut want to emulate them and be divas and catty lol
>>43539835cheat?
Everyone's a bottom until they've proven otherwise. It's the default setting.
>>43539947i've never met a woman who's as catty as as a flamer
>>43539956I'm glad that isn't true.
>>43539964women dont talk to you and you never met a flamer
>>43539940bb, most vers are bottoms, like most of them only seek tops or vers tops and usually put in no bottoms on their profiles
>>43539964They are worse women then real women.
whatsup with schizo troon fantasies posting rn?
>>43539943good grief
I'm giving up on getting a boyfriend
>>43539972i wish both of these things were true
>>43539979Here's one of the gays that desperately wish he's a woman but hates women too
>>43539947The gender inversion theory for homosexuality has always been the correct one, but it got buried by gay right activists like what trannies did to the agp/hsts typology
>>43539975you are the worst woman ever, a mentally ill one trying to imitate a flamer, sybau bitch from the kitchen
>>43539988Join our polycule sis.
>>43539973okay what does that have to do with anything i said though
>>43539979jobless hours
>>43539984Do you occasionally let your bottoms smash the hole, Delta?
>>43539995you are a troon ywnbaw 41
>>43539999I don't like flamers and not a woman
I'm a bottom. I'm catty. I'm pissy and moody. Top beasts still line up to get their dick wet for 20 minutes and will jump out of the skin to get some action.
>>43540005its 19:27 +-1 utc ...
>>43540013The more horny men are tge lower the standards are
>>43540016its afternoon in places that matter....
Hiii, happy Monday>>43539943Why did it do that? <.<
>>43539984it smells like chemical death too
>>43540030>>43540030>>43540030>>43540030>>43540030let's gooo
>>43540027because you touch yourself at night
>>43540010you will always be a woman, no amount of surgeries, deboobing, hair transplantations from your pubis to your beardless wonder chin, shots of hrt, time spent in men communities and cystiosises that blew the fuck out of your plagued uterus will ever make you a man. cope retarded troon
>>43540006probably not>>43540029the hell have you been doingalso. glass desk? really?
nyello
>>43540025shenzen?!!>>43540027cause my warm soft hands dissolved the chemical softeners inside and they fused with the oxidized glass surface!
>>43540050glass desks rule
>>43540001polycules are fucking disgusting and I am tired of talking to someone remotely interesting and finding out they are in a polycule no fucking thanks