how do i fend off the desire to be fed wine and cheese by a man 3-6 years older than me while i watch some nerdy thing he's into on the tv and then be inseminated a few times and then cuddled?
I wasn't thinking about it before but now I really want to be fed wine and cheese and maybe some fruit or olives
>>43558601omfg if a man cut the seed out of a date and hand fed it to me rn id do anything
>>43558536normal desire for any male
>>43558536why would you want to fend it off
>>43558536I really love this fondue place a few hours out from my city. Absolutely beautiful location in the mountains, super quality food, great atmosphere. 100% success rate with getting me laid. Wine and cheese is the single most natural precursor to getting inseminated.
>>43558609too busy with work for romance currently and ive never had a hookup outside of a relationship, dont think grindr guys would fill the gap anyway
Idk i don't think you can really get over being a homosexual male
>>43558681even worse a tranny, ill never be treated gently...
>>43558705You still sound like a gay male so you probably are. Most women don't have corny role reversal fantasies about being served food not by brad pitt not by angela bassett not by anyone. Trying to hard.
>>43558743>Most women don't have corny role reversal fantasies about being served food not by brad pitt not by angela bassett not by anyoneyoure joking right? have you spoken with real women irl about the stuff they like their husbands to do to them? being provided for in small ways (especially with food) is a super common thing for women. why do you think a lot of (not all) modern employed women are turned off by splitting the bill on a date? also not really role reversal for a woman to want to be provided for/held? anyway iwnbaw so you're spiritually correct
>>43558705Don’t give up nona. I’m six years older than my trans girlfriend and I love preparing cheese platters and snacks for us. She doesn’t drink alcohol because of her medication but she likes all the other stuff. Little sandwiches with the crust cut off, olives I pit for her, cheeses we get on sale, you get the idea. My absolute favourite is feeding her clusters of grapes like she’s ancient royalty. There’s nothing more endearing than when she’s high as fuck and doesn’t have to lift a finger because I’m hand feeding her grapes. I’m sure there are other men out there that also love spoiling their girl, don’t give up hope.
>>43558903this is adorable
